Tortures for Flies: Bath Time

[MetalYoshi2009]

did anyone notice at 1:02 that the string actually ripped?

[TheWoodpecker39]

How you going to catch flies?

[offplanetfilms]

@TheWoodpecker39 ...In Australia, they're kinda fat & slow & cluster around windowsills.

[MagicSXCSinger]

@offplanetfilms Flies Yeah

Humans F**K NO

[SerotoninX1]

@TheWoodpecker39 Im amazed how you figured out how to use a keyboard and mouse but is unable to catch a fly? WTF ;)

[MagicSXCSinger]

@TheWoodpecker39 Ya Don't, You Tortures FOR REVENGE

[rockvin2]

Genius.

[mdc079]

not fair



[offplanetfilms]

@mdc079 ...Stick to watching Disney. It's easier to mouth-breathe to!

[undeadpresident]

hahaha this is what my life is like

[offplanetfilms]

@undeadpresident ...I strangely know what you mean!!

[MollyTriplett]

this is awesome(: it's funny too(: please reply!(:

[offplanetfilms]

@MollyTriplett ...Glad you like it! (We're working on more puppies at the moment! ...episodes I mean!)

[hunt4lfe]

I literally just had an epic battle with a fly a minute ago. IT WAS ME VERSE A FLY AND SOME NEWSPAPER! LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, ONE OF US DIED.. and im the one typing >:)

[monkeynutsXD]

I once held a fly underwater till it drowned.... i need a life.

[PERIZ99]

Good stinky stuff..!!

[offplanetfilms]

@PERIZ99 ...It's comes out of all of us every single day! (for the most part)

[PERIZ99]

@offplanetfilms ...Except when you just sit there..All sad and broken hearted... : ) !!

Thanks..!

[rockytwo09]

idk if you just reply to only bad/negative comments but I hope you read this one. I enjoyed your videos and subscribed. I will be showing them to my pals.

[offplanetfilms]

@rockytwo09 ...That's more like it! Glad you like our stuff & thanks for watching! (It's usually the complainers that write most of the whining comments unfortunately. It's just a "type" & they can't help it).

[catgirlvampire1st]

@offplanetfilms ^_^ I hope you are reading this. I absolutely love your videos!

[offplanetfilms]

@catgirlvampire1st ...Glad you like them! ...W'll be back real soon with more. (We've been pre-occupied with real-world rubbish for the last few weeks).

[catgirlvampire1st]

@offplanetfilms yay!

[scarletruby2002]

well done....

[kiokilol222]

or u can smack them !

[mackat4ck]

bum rope! hahaha!

[GirlSpiritWolf]

i have a pet fly but it is sooooooo hard to get the string arond thier neck anyway once you sucseed its fun

[Troxgirl06]

ewww why the hell would u touch poop

[offplanetfilms]

@Troxgirl06 ...Did you witness anyone touching poop with their skin at any time during this cartoon?

[Troxgirl06]

@offplanetfilms touching it with a stick...setting a rock on it which puts your finger near it....i never said why would you touch poop with your SKIN i said why would you touch poop...make sure to read exactly what i say before responding.

[offplanetfilms]

@Troxgirl06 ...So, how do you wipe your own ass without breaking your own anti-poop-touching law? ...Aren't you touching the paper just millimeters away from fresh steaming poop?

Isn't "thinking things through" a bit of a bugger sometimes?

[Troxgirl06]

@offplanetfilms i dont touch shit on my own will you retard

[offplanetfilms]

@Troxgirl06 ...Is that even an actual sentence? Read some more fruit loop packets until your grammar improves. (And I don't mean your parent's mother!)

[Strickolas719]

@offplanetfilms Well, last time I checked, when you whipe your ass, your not touching anything but the paper... also last timeI checked Trox was a moron, and OPF was a genius

[treefrog2108]

I admire your ingenious and inspired technigues for not only killing but luring,teasing and generaly tricking these flies into their own demise.I applaud your arrogance in seeting up a "trap "knowing it will work and the satisfaction and validation you recieve from it working out.this could be a methaphor for the human race and their elite rulers.Or I could have sniffed too much pampleberries,either way good stuff.

[BustedByJacob]

I love your videos, and dude, epic made XD

[sgtwok]

can you do a baking soda volcano?

[SirMeThe1st]

I think its the Austrailian accents that make it so much cooler..

[TheManLasse]

ich hasse fliegen!!!!!!muhahaha

[scousebastard]

torturing flies, its sick -

[offplanetfilms]

@scousebastard ...it's an absurdist black-humored cartoon series that some people reveal their intellectual limitations over. Fortunately, they're a minority!

[formsdn]

@offplanetfilms

those people are the authors :D

[2boddah]

Earl eye in th mornnun 

[SuperNumber19]

lolol turd eating mothafucka!! sleep with di fishes ya bum!

[hmongboy9161]

HOW CAN U ACTUALLY DO THIS!

[offplanetfilms]

@hmongboy9161 ...Ah, it's just a cartoon series rather than actual instructions designed to follow.

[KaosTheory89]

LOL BUM ROPE

[offplanetfilms]

@KaosTheory89 ...yea, I keep thinking of that line myself every time I "lay a cable"!

[Sohave]

Suggestion: How about cannon king. shooting a fly from an air rifle? or is that too simple

[offplanetfilms]

@Sohave ...I'll have to give that one some serious consideration !!

[FenrirSkollXxXLuna]

I fucking hate flies, this is effing hilarious.

But I must admit the cartoon fly is really cute.

[offplanetfilms]

@FenrirSkollXxXLuna ...Just as long as you're not thinking about asking it out on a date !!!

[FenrirSkollXxXLuna]

@offplanetfilms LOL I have a boyfriend who has worse eating habits than this fly XDD

[BUNNIEZHELL]

Why not just tie the fly around a string and a nickel.Then drop it in the water and it sinks.And can't breath and dies

[offplanetfilms]

@BUNNIEZHELL ...We're working on a more elaborate variant of this at the moment!

[BUNNIEZHELL]

@offplanetfilms cool!

[TheNewCockroach76]

Glue a fly to a thin, smooth, nice and straight stick. Put the other end on the bottom of a cup, and fill it with glue so nothing but his head sticks out.

[TheNewCockroach76]

I know a good one...

[SuperXmask]

did u try all the torture fly tactic?

[offplanetfilms]

@SuperXmask ...only with cardboard cartoon flies!

[666WICKEDLETTE666]

and as soon as that swaby falls into the threcherous deep waters... moby dick headed to the seen!! THAR SHE BLOWS YOUNG LAD!!!

[offplanetfilms]

@666WICKEDLETTE666 ...YARRRGH!! ...Yee Be most perceptive of mi cunnin plans!

[666WICKEDLETTE666]

@offplanetfilms i hope that scarvy lad gets his torture! YARGHH!! me on eyes decived.. yarr shoulda made him walk the plank

[offplanetfilms]

@666WICKEDLETTE666 ...OOOH...ARGGGGH!...I be workin on a plank-walking episode as we speak! YARRRGH!

[CaliforniaBlonde000]

I want to visit Australia just so that I can witness these big flies able to move pebbles and large enough to be harnessed. :D

[ZaingerMakante]

Wouldn't they get decapitated when the boat lowered?

[offplanetfilms]

@ZaingerMakante ...I wouldn't think too hard about it (it's only a cartoon)

[cooltyrannosaur1]

lol

[MikeTheGuy00]

"Smear ya shite on deck!" Lol'd... no idea why. So much emphasis and passion i suppose.

[offplanetfilms]

@MikeTheGuy00 ...Arrrr, we be passionate about this series alright!

[offplanetfilms]

@meepmeepbunny ...When we started the series, they looked more "flyish", but as it's progressed, they've grown more "cartoonish"!

[offplanetfilms]

@meepmeepbunny ...I assure you they're only cardboard flies! (Don't get too emotionally attached to them... they are purely for giggling at the absurdity of the whole thing!)

[GamePixelPSN]

Saw 7? Lmao

[offplanetfilms]

@GamePixelPSN ...its' probably what it'll look like with the multi-sequel budget cuts!

[RottSimba]

do torture for door-to-door salesmen!

[offplanetfilms]

@RottSimba It could almost double up as a "knock knock" joke!

[Jings0b]

Here's a similar, and less time consuming one.

Tie a fly to a string.

Tie the string to the pebble.

Fill a bathtub full of water.

Throw the fly + pebble into the water.

Watch the fly struggle to reach the surface, only to be held down by the pebble.

Smile in satisfaction when the fly no longer moves and just floats around in the water.

Repeat until you are ready to move onto bigger animals. *Wink*Wink*

[offplanetfilms]

@Jings0b Sound like a good potential lead into a possible "Tortures for Lawyers" series! *Wink*Wink*

[thechoclatewonder]

@Jings0b I hope i dont run into you when your on your killing spree...

[millsy2625]

bum rope lol

[kkkkhaledddd]

haha sounds fun but i doubt id be that bored. id try the zero pressure one though, its awesome and doable

[DoctorWhoHUGEfan20]

ive got one glue a fly to a pedel and drop in bath

[tubewatch59]

If you'd do that to a fly, there is a potential that you'd do it to a Barbie Doll!

Bad! But help is near.

Instead, take out your frustrations on humans. Cause nuclear war. It's more fun and does a lot more damage in a far less seedy, more open and transparent way.  Personally, I like a 30MT over a large city the best. Although I generally go for the clean tertiary thermonuclear designs, sometimes a quaternary U238 jacket 100MT REALLY DIRTY bomb makes sense (depending on the city).

[chapmanluvskassie]

saw for flies

[redhotice1]

uhh...

[TheTerraTitan]

I hate flies

[offplanetfilms]

I'm not too fond of them myself! (but you probably guessed that)

[MeetSimmio]

@TheTerraTitan I love flies. )=

[RatPfink66]

If flies had facial expressions and made little meowing sounds, we wouldn't WANT to kill them.

[offplanetfilms]

But reality is terribly different to the alternative reality of the cartoon world! (except for the poor souls who inhabit rubber rooms)

[Eldarkino]

lol

[longgreycoat]

Way to go. Now how do you go about catching the 39 flies needed to try out all these tortures...?

[offplanetfilms]

Ahhh.... our Australian flies are big, fat, dumb & tend to hover in front of window cills all the time! ...That's when they're not trying to crap on your food.

[DaFlyingCamel]

that was a stupid answer. Flies are easy to catch.

[offplanetfilms]

Cheek... I don't give out stupid answers!

[DaFlyingCamel]

woops i clicked wrong reply lol, was meant to be to longgreycoat lol

[jcmegabyte]

Great stuff! XD

[jtpfreak]

lol That was brilliant.

[offplanetfilms]

Aye, it rapidly becoming on o' mi faves!

[leokimvideo]

Sorry the word is WHITE BREAD...my spelling is crap of late.

[offplanetfilms]

Hell, I never even spotted the spello!! A man is not a dictionary... nor should he be!

[kidel3]

xD , haha!

[simoncpu]

hahaha cruel and unusual death

[KingdomHearts4Lyfe69]

DEATH TO ALL FLIES!!!

[offplanetfilms]

...AYE AYE!!!

[moomay11649]

HAHAHAH! Classic!

Mooz

[mickeleh]

"As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; They kill us for their sport." --Shakespeare

[leokimvideo]

Hopefully I am not a whitbread comment..!

Had a few listens to that word 'buccaneer'

sure sounded like a 'F' at the start..

6th comment, sorry for being a little slow out of the box.

[offplanetfilms]

It be a "B" ....arrrrgh!!!.... Pirates have no need fer that dirty F word!

[Hamishtarah]

Loool

Kill the flies!!

they are dirty :P

[offplanetfilms]

Filthy cur they be! ...ARrrrgh!

[killerofporn]

i'm 3rd

[MrHollick]

lol

[ablanchi]

aaaaarrrggghhh!!! that be a good Tortures for flies!!

[RileyRichardz]

Awesome!