When Duckman's writers had him spew hilariously offensive rants, it was funny because of the skill of everyone involved (including Jason Alexander and the animation team). When people try to pull off the same thing in YouTube comments, they come across as ignorant, snotty, and unfunny teenagers.
This was probably their best looking show. Wild Thornberrys being the worst... No fuck that. As Told By Ginger was the worst. At least the WT characters were not always meant to be taken seriously. This art style ain't meant for drama.
Don't forget how women aren't expected to put their pride on the line and ask the man out. Even if they like the guy, they won't say a thing because they'd rather just wait for everything to come to them.
these writers were brilliant. Women are turned on by assholes and once you get women by being an asshole, you have no respect for them at all. golddiggin husseys.
Men can't have sex when they want, unless a woman allows it- which almost ALWAYS has a price; they don't call it the "world's oldest profession" for nothing, but they should also call it the world's LARGEST.
What is there to complain about? Women DON'T want sex, they AGE faster than men in addition to living longer, and they go for creeps because their self-esteem is so low from being shorter, fatter, weaker in every way, and perpetually child-like compared to men among the no-win competition among female peers who hate each other, leaving them to believe that any man who respects them is a fool or suspicious.
Any man who resents women is DEFINITELY under 30... or totally weak.
@SovereignStatesman first off all there is no medical proof that women age faster than men, what did you go out and do a bunch of test on cell degenration that no one else has in the last couple of monthes. Secound of all have you met my mother she can probably beat just about anyman into the ground she wants too. And 9 times out of 10 women are more tightly nit together as peers than men are because lets face it women are more social than men.
oh and one more thing, women do want to have sex, all liveing things one to have sex at one point or another, it's instictual. THe body desire to reproduce to keep the populace up and to keep the parets genetic information from disappearing.
Funny, I never wanted sex before age 12, and I'm pretty sure I was alive.
Active sexual desire require requires testosterone, and the less of that she has, the more feminine and attractive becomes to men-- but also the less she wants sex.
That's why men have to BRIBE women into having sex by giving them things and doing things for them-- at least that's how it works in nature. In human society however, it's no guarantee, since women view men's gifts and favors as "tribute."
Women DO want sex. Society just says fuck you in the face. The people who have real problems are the people who DON'T have sex. We are animals for fucking sakes. We love sex. Don't such such stupid bullshit.
Ok, women don't NEED sex. Whatever; in fact they are traine to CONTROL their sexual wants, so that they can use it for leverage in a relationship, and millions of dollars worth of free shit at a man's expense to which she feels she's "entitled." That's why women call each other "sluts" if they don't or can't control it, i.e. it breaks their "code" on sexual blackmail.
If women need anything, it's to have babies-- just like men need sex, which women call "bad" for MORE control!
@SovereignStatesman "women don't NEED sex", okay, stop right there. You've obviously never interacted or really gotten to know a real woman or else you would know that statement is wrong. And I say this as a woman. :/
Here, you're claiming that men spend all that time, money and trouble on women in order to get laid, for absolutely NOTHING-- since you'd have us believe that we could just let nature take its course, and do just as well?
@SovereignStatesman Here comes the hostility from the sexist moron. e_e I love how overly defensive you're getting over this. Not all women are like that. Yes, some are users like that, but there are men who do the same thing. You think men are just 'victims', get real.
No, I KNOW that men are victims, and that MOST women are users like that. There's no question that most women are whores who go for the highest-paying customer, and you're showing your own dishonesty by even pretending to deny it.
Read "My Secret Garden" by Nancy Friday, where she basically spills the beans about how women are trained from birth to ignore their sex-drive and be frigid, so that they can sexually manipulate men- which isn't much of a surprise.
@SovereignStatesman Yeah, because some 'author' from ONE random book is TOTALLY right about ALL women. Geez, you really are a dumbfuck if you base your beliefs of an entire gender on a hack author. But hey, since all women are whores apparently, I guess no woman will ever fuck you. Not that any woman in her right mind would touch you with a ten foot pole. >_>
@kutegurl67 At 13 you are missing some vital perspective on this issue. That's not saying you don't know anything, but I'll bet your opinions will change in the next few years.
He says "you wanna be accepted for your minds, but you throw a hissy-fit-royale if someone isn't saying you look great 30 hours a day. You say you want a nice guy, but you only give it up to the creeps. You get to stay home, not go to war, live longer, and have sex whenever you want. So remind me again-- exactly WHAT is there to compain about?"
All of this is so true, but jesus I think I must have clapped on the inside when I heard the sex bit. So fucking true. Women don't want you when your single but once they see you across the room chatting to another woman they rush over and give you mixed signals.
I'm not a sexist, but he's got a point.
OwlEye2010 2 days ago
um he said it all
mynameisradar 6 days ago
Hold on............anyone else notice he's a duck?
brianOD91 1 week ago
Its too true to ignore "You say you wanna nice guybut you only give it up to the creeps" duckman need to be on adultswim ASAP
Shabazz23 1 month ago
he makes very valid points
SSdetectiveagency 1 month ago
Thats the realist shit I've ever heard!
goodfellabeats 1 month ago 2
When Duckman's writers had him spew hilariously offensive rants, it was funny because of the skill of everyone involved (including Jason Alexander and the animation team). When people try to pull off the same thing in YouTube comments, they come across as ignorant, snotty, and unfunny teenagers.
jackal59 1 month ago
all women are Cuunts....
kidstl 1 month ago
"Aussie rules, step aerobics" some one wanna explain that one to me?
thetwistofcain 2 months ago
@thetwistofcain Probably a work-out program.
meca63 2 months ago
But damn, I hate Klasky Csupo's art style so much.
Rhys2692 2 months ago
@Rhys2692
This was probably their best looking show. Wild Thornberrys being the worst... No fuck that. As Told By Ginger was the worst. At least the WT characters were not always meant to be taken seriously. This art style ain't meant for drama.
xalener 2 months ago
Don't forget how women aren't expected to put their pride on the line and ask the man out. Even if they like the guy, they won't say a thing because they'd rather just wait for everything to come to them.
Rhys2692 2 months ago 7
reading the arguments for the lulz... :) Who knew arguments could arise from this short rant on women
rabbitfives 2 months ago
Gold!
Lincoln1704 2 months ago
Yesh!!!
TheLordmep 3 months ago
Couldn't say all of this any better.
MewYuki23 3 months ago
these writers were brilliant. Women are turned on by assholes and once you get women by being an asshole, you have no respect for them at all. golddiggin husseys.
DavilaAmor 3 months ago 7
This Is the exact reason I like having a low libido.
juharvey2 3 months ago
Couldn't have said it better myself.
TheLordmep 3 months ago
Duckman summed it up to a friggin' TEE.
toonzguy 3 months ago
@Meluvya16 no offense but when has womenizer ever been a nice word
neolight67 4 months ago
@Meluvya16
Men can't have sex when they want, unless a woman allows it- which almost ALWAYS has a price; they don't call it the "world's oldest profession" for nothing, but they should also call it the world's LARGEST.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago 3
What is there to complain about? Women DON'T want sex, they AGE faster than men in addition to living longer, and they go for creeps because their self-esteem is so low from being shorter, fatter, weaker in every way, and perpetually child-like compared to men among the no-win competition among female peers who hate each other, leaving them to believe that any man who respects them is a fool or suspicious.
Any man who resents women is DEFINITELY under 30... or totally weak.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
@SovereignStatesman first off all there is no medical proof that women age faster than men, what did you go out and do a bunch of test on cell degenration that no one else has in the last couple of monthes. Secound of all have you met my mother she can probably beat just about anyman into the ground she wants too. And 9 times out of 10 women are more tightly nit together as peers than men are because lets face it women are more social than men.
neolight67 4 months ago
oh and one more thing, women do want to have sex, all liveing things one to have sex at one point or another, it's instictual. THe body desire to reproduce to keep the populace up and to keep the parets genetic information from disappearing.
neolight67 4 months ago
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@neolight67
Funny, I never wanted sex before age 12, and I'm pretty sure I was alive.
Active sexual desire require requires testosterone, and the less of that she has, the more feminine and attractive becomes to men-- but also the less she wants sex.
That's why men have to BRIBE women into having sex by giving them things and doing things for them-- at least that's how it works in nature. In human society however, it's no guarantee, since women view men's gifts and favors as "tribute."
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
@SovereignStatesman
Women DO want sex. Society just says fuck you in the face. The people who have real problems are the people who DON'T have sex. We are animals for fucking sakes. We love sex. Don't such such stupid bullshit.
DreadedLeopard 4 months ago
@DreadedLeopard
Ok, women don't NEED sex. Whatever; in fact they are traine to CONTROL their sexual wants, so that they can use it for leverage in a relationship, and millions of dollars worth of free shit at a man's expense to which she feels she's "entitled." That's why women call each other "sluts" if they don't or can't control it, i.e. it breaks their "code" on sexual blackmail.
If women need anything, it's to have babies-- just like men need sex, which women call "bad" for MORE control!
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
@SovereignStatesman "women don't NEED sex", okay, stop right there. You've obviously never interacted or really gotten to know a real woman or else you would know that statement is wrong. And I say this as a woman. :/
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SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
@superstaff
Actions speak louder than words, dear.
Here, you're claiming that men spend all that time, money and trouble on women in order to get laid, for absolutely NOTHING-- since you'd have us believe that we could just let nature take its course, and do just as well?
Two words: BULL and SHIT!
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
@superstaff
Oh yeah, women have a TERM for men who "get to know them--" and that term is PLATONIC FRIENDS.
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
@SovereignStatesman Here comes the hostility from the sexist moron. e_e I love how overly defensive you're getting over this. Not all women are like that. Yes, some are users like that, but there are men who do the same thing. You think men are just 'victims', get real.
superstaff 3 months ago
@superstaff
No, I KNOW that men are victims, and that MOST women are users like that. There's no question that most women are whores who go for the highest-paying customer, and you're showing your own dishonesty by even pretending to deny it.
Read "My Secret Garden" by Nancy Friday, where she basically spills the beans about how women are trained from birth to ignore their sex-drive and be frigid, so that they can sexually manipulate men- which isn't much of a surprise.
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
@SovereignStatesman Yeah, because some 'author' from ONE random book is TOTALLY right about ALL women. Geez, you really are a dumbfuck if you base your beliefs of an entire gender on a hack author. But hey, since all women are whores apparently, I guess no woman will ever fuck you. Not that any woman in her right mind would touch you with a ten foot pole. >_>
superstaff 3 months ago
@superstaff
No, I base my beliefs about a gender on their ACTIONS, instead of their words--
THAT'S when I got more ass than a toilet-seat.
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
@SovereignStatesman ...You got 'ass', huh? Heheheheh.
superstaff 3 months ago
@superstaff
Yep, vaginas are like buses, there's one along every 10 minutes.
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
@SovereignStatesman Vaginas, eh? I thought you preferred ass instead. :P Not that it surprises me much, given all that you've put down so far.
superstaff 3 months ago
@superstaff
You're another internet troll in his mommy's basement who gets off on pretending to be female, because that's the closest you'll ever get ROTLFMAO
SovereignStatesman 3 months ago
@SovereignStatesman So I basically call you out for being a dumbass and you're gonna deny I'm actually a girl. Wow. How original. :/
superstaff 3 months ago
I'm a girl, but everything he says in this video is 100% true. I'm tired of all this faux-feminism crap!
kutegurl67 5 months ago 5
@kutegurl67
You say it's true because you ARE a girl, and not a WOMAN... at which point you WILL know what there is to complain about.
And I'm a MAN, who's learned that the tables turn around age 24-- STATISTICAL FACT.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
@kutegurl67 At 13 you are missing some vital perspective on this issue. That's not saying you don't know anything, but I'll bet your opinions will change in the next few years.
ishmaelian69 4 months ago
awesome
Lynnc83 5 months ago
lmao :D
ACRedsCreations 5 months ago
And let the choir say AMEN!!
southpaw2k1 5 months ago in playlist crh2010's Favorited Videos
wise words being spoken.
cbranson 5 months ago
Hm, yeah, by the way...
English is not my first language, and I'm having a hard time understanding what he says after "you wanna be accepted by your minds, but..."
What does he say?
Needleinvein 6 months ago
@Needleinvein "you throw a hissy-fit-royale if someone isn't saying you look great 30 hours a day."
meca63 6 months ago 3
@meca63 Thank you.
Needleinvein 6 months ago
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@Needleinvein
He says "you wanna be accepted for your minds, but you throw a hissy-fit-royale if someone isn't saying you look great 30 hours a day. You say you want a nice guy, but you only give it up to the creeps. You get to stay home, not go to war, live longer, and have sex whenever you want. So remind me again-- exactly WHAT is there to compain about?"
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
Well, he certainly didn't say anything wrong.
Needleinvein 6 months ago
truer words have never been spoken until now. Bravo duckman bravo.
117tobi 6 months ago
Couldn't have said it better myself
jmouton337 6 months ago
well said duckman
crh2010 6 months ago 3
Holy shit. Words of fucking wisdom, man!
Wavarian 6 months ago 2
All of this is so true, but jesus I think I must have clapped on the inside when I heard the sex bit. So fucking true. Women don't want you when your single but once they see you across the room chatting to another woman they rush over and give you mixed signals.
ronoc9 6 months ago 12
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Duckman has a really good point with this rant!
Aeoncalcos91 7 months ago
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phillipfavors2001 7 months ago 26
wiseman
williwonkateu 7 months ago 3
awsome words of truth
Ghostblood1334 9 months ago 38