North Korea Animation 1

[twentymooseman]

Wow, love it when my countrymen get riled up and talk about wanting to nuke a whole country on the internet. Also love it when people from other countries call them racist and hurl homophobic slurs around. If anyone ever wants to momentarily lose faith in humanity, just scroll to the comments section of just about anything.

[jimmyjonny90]

Strange animation style: You can see the smooth computerized moves, but the colours look like 1950

[thetwentyfourth]

Jeez, guys, stop being rage-filled tools and think for a second. Presumably you're angry because of the destructive negativity in the world, but by oozing rage and hate everywhere you're just making yourselves perfect examples of what creates those problems. Idiocy.

[Castigar2000]

So much hate... Clearly the civilized world needs to nuke the north half of Korea and liquefy all the women and children.

[GimiGlider]

@Castigar2000 wow stupid racist americans: They seem to be all over the internet nowadays.

[twentymooseman]

@GimiGlider It's pretty much stupid racist everyone on the internet these days.

[somemedic]

Suck it North Korea... I dont care how many protractors and compasses you have. We have CHUCK NORRIS!!

[Humanis1993]

@4:10 his failure in math causes missle to be shot wrong

[Lydario]

So that's how protractors work...

[TheTojosan]

i think it's about time that america got it's ass kicked at nutts crushed. at least in propaganda, seeing how they manipulate hell knows how many markets and can do almost anything on this plane, and not pay for their fucked up actions

[Castigar2000]

@TheTojosan Yes, because our propaganda is so horrible and manipulative, we even have children shooting the clearly labeled helmets of other countries OH WAIT THAT'S NORTH KOREA YOU DUMB FUCK.

[TheTojosan]

@Castigar2000 no, that actually should be your loved ones licking on kim jong-il's stiff cock you dick-licking faggot. and by the way, if you think that masses of people should be whacked with a nuke, because they've been taken over by a dictatorship, than u shoudl be raped in the ass in hell by satan. conclusion : go fuck your mother

[TheTojosan]

@Castigar2000 and fuck your country to, you shit-eating fuck

[Dragonrider1227]

This should totally be Youtube Pooped ;p

[AlienEffigy]

What kind of naval ships are those?!

[TheEldad669]

@AlienEffigy

USA...

i wanna kill North Korea

[AlienEffigy]

@TheEldad669 ik but what the hell kinda design is that lol. who doesnt man? its not the entire nk. the people are like that cos of the so called government.

[ILikeGirlsWthBigEyes]

@TheEldad669 what do you mean you "wanna kill North Korea". You must be seriously, genuinely a retarded person, I wish you well but try not to be so offensive and annoying.

[raizr]

Somehow more coherent than Japanese animation. ZING!

[RocMegamanX]

I found this through Cracked.com.

[Diabolicnop]

That's our North Korea! *audience laughter and clap*

[Diabolicnop]

What the fuck...

[CoconutJamz]

@5:40 somebody PLEASE turn that arm gesture into a .gif, i will love you forever lol

[LordIronHat]

I will be contacting the Pentagon to discuss the development of pencil-proof armor plating tomorrow. Those reds won't stop the US of A and our tank-navy!

[kerolo]

Hahaha! I love the "sea tanks!" This just reinforces the fact that north korea is the most racist, xenophobic, and useless nation on Earth. What a pathetic race! Their government can't feed them food, so they feed them this BS. Hahahahahahaaaa!

[OrxanHacizade1995]

Made in North Korea, produced in Brainwash movie company.

[Greenrubies]

8:13 "The fuck....."

[rashidDrums]

мне нравится песня на 4:50! а еще корабли которые "выдыхают" танки US, такие забавные :-)

[Xero525]

What the fuck North Korea?

[theotherther1]

I...I can't believe these NK shows...they should not exist. They defy all that is decent and sane."Tomorrow's Pioneers" looks like Fraggle Rock compared to this carnival of communism. I'm struggling to comprehend the cartoons, like some Lovecraftian hero looking at the alien hieroglyphs in the Mountains of Madness.

[archer1949]

I picked up a little Korean when i was stationed there, but I can barely understand a word here. Is there a distinct accent or dialect for the North that is harder to pick up from those who are used to Southern Korean speakers? Or is it just that my understanding of Korean has rusted over the years?

[Jtiger987]

@archer1949 there is some distinct dialect, but not that big deal, you probably just forgot the language or the sound quality sucks

[tinaUNDAcova]

LOL...what bug crawled up Kim Jong il's ass to make him single the US out so specifically? I mean, aside from the obvious reasons (and Bush's freeze on US based goods being imported) I'm pretty sure we are not the only country in the UN puting pressure on that totalitarian regime.

We gave them hamburgers and basketball for christ sake. Both of which Kim Jong il hilariously took credit for.

[K33p3r99]

I know this should be available only to Japan but... WTF North Korea!?

[PrismaCry]

absolutely UNIQUE

[PatrioticAmerican15]

Fucking commies

[RBIVscreamtherequiem]

...

[vxmit]

i'm too busy listening to their Korean! it sounds sooo different from the usual Seoul dialect i hear. I can't stop listening ha!

[90ddg]

Someone should tell that kid NOT to aim at the helmet. It's specifically made to deflect small arms fire...just sayin

[Lateralus03]

I think I saw the island they dump all their cripples and retards on in the distance.

[IAmTheProphet]

Sleeping through your geometry homework? That's a paddlin'.

[doranlee10]

The North Korean gun says, "GUAM, GUAM GUAM!"

[rsKennymore]

I would love subtitles on this....

[PatALee2]

i used to play a game in grade one where i would throw a pencil at my friend and call it 'the rocket'. This puts my game to shame

[AloeWildii]

I'm going to admit that I love the animation in this.

[danthecat21]

I pity North Korea :/

[HideogemuMeijin]

North Korea has television?

[treetheoak]

cracked

[jabdurpullin]

@treetheoak yea, thats how i found this too

[jcg826]

So remember kids: do your math homework or the United States military will come to kill you!

[AHMbros4life]

Not considering this is from NK, i have to admit, this is really clever.

[FiReNGNER]

Funny that they have been inspired by old Disney movies! =)

[nitevision92]

Cracked sent me here.

[alliegirl4life]

When were these cartoons made?

[AnOverdoseofZac]

Am I the only one who noticed that the kid has the protractor placed wrong? The base of the launcher should be at the center of the protractor

[ManImKewl]

@AnOverdoseofZac That's the point of the cartoon. Since he didn't do his Geometry homework he didn't know how to properly use his protractor and therefore got screwed by the U.S. So the moral of the story (as said by Cracked) is that if you don't do your math homework, your enemies will destroy you and you will not be able to defend the homeland.

[MrLimsky83]

See what happens when you don't use No.2 pencils..

[jeneverbes]

he didn't do his homework at first hand.

[Nikola021]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

[Proletariat12]

The song at 4:50 made this epic.

[felixlpilon]

@Proletariat12 Some badass accordion.

[warfreak190]

U.S. Helmets hypnotize small Koreans???

[Enturbulant]

Man those tank boats fucking suck

[beriukay]

Transcript for the beginning dialogue:

"dude, you're not supposed to hunt the King's rabbit! That's a capital offense! You will be put to death by US gunship for sure!"

"pfff, whatever. I'm gonna go be lame and study math"

"oooohhh, I'm telling Kim Jong on you and you're gonna get it..."

[ZeAntiNooob]

See? Isn't math fun when you're blowing up the US Navy?

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

@ZeAntiNooob yeah

[solopach]

I know North Korea's military was shit, but damn... When their weapons go "GUAM!" when you pull the trigger... You know something is wrong.

[Itsallover57]

2 bombers and its lights out for that kid and his little commie buddys,

[Shadoboy]

So, apparently North Korea thinks that the US is arming itself with Bullet Bills.

[EasyWhenYourEvil]

@Shadoboy hilarious

[Korea4Me]

What's all the fuss about? It's not the first time some country has made a propaganda film. Have a look at the American propaganda films from WW2. You can find them here on You Tube. And, anyway, Kim Jong-Il and his buddies know damn fine how much a film can influence a nation's psyche. The wee old fart even wrote a book about it in his younger days.

[hunter123123123123]

@Korea4Me but the are sometimes a little .... crazy....

[Korea4Me]

@hunter123123123123 LOL, yeah. ^__^

[Chucktanium]

Would anyone like to tell me how the FUCK the north koreans discovered our plans for sentient, evil-faced ships!?

[BossHossGT500]

in real life that boy would have been shot...by his own countrymen

[Wavanova]

America's WWII propaganda was way more fucked up than this. I am disappoint.

[Ammit5]

This is probably the weirdest, most idiotic cartoon anyone has ever seen... At least until you realize that, beat for beat, it's virtually identical to the numerous propaganda cartoons made by the US during WWII.

[FlyingOverTr0ut]

Cracked.

[HateTank18]

and then a tomahawk missile falls from the heavens and kills the children.

[The1onTV]

This isn't all that crazy. I saw far more retarded animations in History of Western Civilization.

[DarthAzmul]

@The1onTV Really?You must be old.Cause they never showed us any history cartoons in class.You must have been watching old animated films from the 40s and 50s.Those things were down right racist(except the anti nazi ones).I pretty much hate any propaganda directed towards children.Doesnt matter what country or side your on.Governments did it to pretty much brainwash children into hating the other guy.

[ndgv2]

propaganime?

[chewbaccaiscool]

How old is this cartoon?

[SexyWhiteKorean]

One day... North Korea will unite with South Korea, kill the American bases in South Korea. Then nuke Japan with the help of China and Russia, and Cuba. Kill Japan, sink that bitch country. Communism shall rule!!!!

[DarthAzmul]

@SexyWhiteKorean Russia isnt communist anymore and China is moving tords capitalism.Plus North Korea has like only 1 nuke. And please tell me your just being sarcastic.

[alexvlk]

This must be North Korean fiction: there's vegetation and that child has enough calories to run.

[bubblegum0monkeygurl]

i like how he only drew the helmet..thats rite lil man, aim for the head

[drumlip]

I used to be scared of North Korea, but now I realize their entire military is just a bunch of kids throwing school supplies.

[TheSevenCamels]

@drumlip EXPLODING school supplies.

[MrDestiny80]

@drumlip

A bunch of kids throwing school supplies WHO KNOW GEOMETRY ... you are so fucked :)

[wassupdoc319]

@darthazmul hell yeah

[SerialKiller1986]

And the moral from this story kids is DEAD TO AMERICA !!! >8(

[Raguleader]

Ramirez! Do your math homework!

[Mesarphelous]

Stop the monstrous Kim dynasty before it's too late.

[0Genus0]

Cracked brou--wait, I'm not thick enough to think that anybody cares.

[scoutsouljademoman]

@0Genus0 yet your still fishing for likes

[amillionminutes]

@0Genus0 You win.

[scottysmo88]

Good to know we strike fear into the hearts of North Koreans enough for them to make a serious educational film on how to defeat us.

[shinimog]

the hell... did they just put in link's ocarina of time voice acting for the boy in the early part?

[DarthAzmul]

I ran out of letters so i have to continue on another comment.I also find it funny that while your saying all this online you forget that you have the special privledge of being online and able to post these things.In NK they have no free speech and internet is banned.If you people love North Korea so much why not try living there?I bet you wouldnt last a day.I hate it how people take things like free speech and free markets for granted.So much for the fascist commies that is nk.

[drumlip]

@DarthAzmul Damn right.

[DarthAzmul]

After reading some of the previous comments I find you people to be extremely sickening that you would think North Korea is great.Yes I know some of you were being sarcastic but then all these communists and facists left all those. Disgusting comments about how North Korea has been victimized.You do realize that the Kim jong il and the NK government starve their citezens to death?And its not just because they are a poor country.The elite are well fed while the workers get nothing.

[Rikudemyxdert]

The thing that is best about this video is how Korean animation from five years ago looks like american animation seven decades ago.

[DarthAzmul]

Any idea of what their saying?Learn math so you can kill Americans?

[henryisconfused]

NOOOOO! THEY KILLED ONE PERSON! THOSE BATSERDS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMAN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[TomTomKenobi]

@henryisconfused

spoiler alert, plz

[SkullOfYorick]

Why do Koreans always sound angry? I'm not hating, just saying...

[sweata71]

and yet in Red Dawn, American kids said "fuck it" and got guns instead of math and pencils

[UnforgivingCookie]

ALL HAIL GLORIOUS LEADER

[frodus23]

Do all sleepy little North Korean boys sound like climaxing women?

[Saukkomestari]

herpa fucking derr cracked now lets get this on top rated comments like 5 million other shit comments like this. jesus.

[RabidDogma]

Hmmm, looks like someone figured out how to animate like Walt Disney...YOU'RE WELCOME, NORTH KOREA.

[killallianceftw]

Thats right korea you fuck with us, you get axed!

[XxParasite]

Am I the only one who thinks that children singing and shit blowing up don't quite go together?

[Izdigger5]

Feels just like watching those old-timey racist Looney Toons shorts, and even now I don't understand shit.

[XDoctorDementoX]

Shame NKorea is so insane... Their animation skillz are kinda cute...

[Enconclock]

Damn it kid, if you're gonna draw a helmet, draw it right.

Kim, make internet legal so that these kids can google "US army helmet" next time. C'mon mang!

Also maybe google "facism" and "getting the fuck out of North Korea" and "Sweet Starcraft II tournament South Korea"

[ENEKAGYEPNEN]

When I was in school, I always had to defeat invading North Korean's with my protractor.

[TheWhoaDude]

North Korea and Insanity, its a love hate relationship.

[kerbal666]

Must be strange to see your country as the villain. To the people who dismiss this as foolish just remember Disney and WB did the very same thing back in WW2

[tehsuperepicpwnzor]

@kerbal666 We don't find it strange, we find it hilarious.

[kerbal666]

@tehsuperepicpwnzor Fair enough

[cyrax987]

@kerbal666 I find it hilarious not to mention how insane their leader is that believes he is a god.

[kerbal666]

@cyrax987 As opposed to one who believes god talks to him?

[bahamut2000x]

At 40 seconds, is it just me or does that sound like the grunting Link did from Ocarina of Time?

[Spencercw0wns]

lol... oh North Korea....who knows why they hate Us so much, and here i thought they hated the U.S. :)

[MageKirby]

Best voice acting ever

[BATCHARRO]

The enemy apears to be, not the U.S., but the more insidious Us...

[redmend]

In North Korea math does you!

[DarkApostleMatt]

Cracked summed this up nicely, "Do your homework, or enemy forces will kill your ass"

[2Azkabar]

HAHAHAHAHAHA communism, you're one crazy cat

[penguin1634]

GRAB YOUR OVERSIZED PENCILS! IS TIME TO KILL SOME 'MERICANS!

[YunSeung]

Other than the clear anti-American notions, it's not that bad when you look at it in an educational perspective: It's teaching kids that being educational and working hard in your studies is crucial to life. Also teaches kids to learn to ask for help when needed rather than tinkering around with crap you don't know about.

[CaptainOvious123]

0:50 - racist bastard

[AncientAeon]

The use of geometry reminded me of a certain flash game.

[WitchcultTomorrow]

cracked



[schumatrix]

I guess Wabbit season or Duck season isn't good enough for NK children?

[SylvesterFox]

I wonder how these cartoons make it out of NK and onto the internet in the first place.

I like to imagine a brave insurgent crossing the demilitarization zone, jumping over mines, dodging guard dogs and crawling under barbed wire with a film reel under his shirt.

[RichieTheTotodile]

Wow, now I want to learn geometry. Seriously, we all know Americans are evil. Their main religion is Christianity, afterall.

[CasusUniversum]

This took 5 years, 350 men, and 2x NK's GDP to make.

[ELcapalla2]

@CasusUniversum Yes, and don't forget the 230 who died making it.

[CasusUniversum]

@ELcapalla2 sorry, i forgot cause there's no record of them since they are just in a mass grave somewhere

[inechiSAN]

if only they did make america disappear forever....

if only.....

if they did i would be better and speeling

[tnecciai]

@inechiSAN speeling?

[inechiSAN]

@tnecciai jezez krist! DEED YU NUT REED DA COMENT ATALL????????????

[sevyyves937]

press 6 for the most annoying sound ever in a North Korean animation.

[smaakjeks]

@sevyyves937

Wait, lemme see.........."Heyyy! Hh-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e­-eyyyy!"

God damn it, that's annoying.

[theeconomy3]

I don't know what you're supposed to do when their missiles dodge your rockets. Having a protractor isn't gonna do you much good when the treacherous American shells achieve sentience.

[pistolman49]

Fuck u red threat!!!! USA! USA! USA USA USA!

[vatacom]

@pistolman49 Calm down G.I. Joe.

[R3DTHR3AT]

fuck USA

[jad05078]

no subtitle? darn~

[BeijingStar7]

傻...

[FrankinKal96]

Wait... Was this just a nine and a half minute movie basically saying "Learn your trig?"

[BENZOALBANEZ]

style of animation as the Soviet cartoons and sound like

[Bonzenpunk]

1:11 did he say bestiality.. ? lol

[moon3991]

At the end, the kid who had dream says that he should listen to teacher well in order to be a great soldier.

Totally different from what we think D:

[blessmeLDJ]

The people in the North Korea must be killed.

Kill Kim Jung il and his family!

[98Stellar]

@blessmeLDJ

Not everyone in North Korea is stereotyped as 'evil.' It's like saying all Americans are fat on hamburgers and Mc.Donalds. It's not true. You can't just say that. We're all humans, why must we destroy each another?!

[NathanielJamesP]

@98Stellar No, the people aren't evil, but the government sure as hell is.

[ChainsawOfDoom]

@NathanielJamesP

USA government is pretty fucking evil too.

[smartmanmail]

CREAT!

[zech007]

My fucking dinner is running away!!!!!!

[HitsOfRage]

Oh no, he was chasing a rabbit and therefore tormenting the peace of the people! Better send him to labour camps so he'll grow up to an ideal North Korean! Death to the imperialist U.S pigs who cause everything that is horrible in this world, bow and sacrifice your miserable lives to the eternal president, the ultimate human being!

[MrThePAX]

the funny thing is most of their missiles aren't much better than firing pencils lol.

[Enormymous]

Make love to me, Kim Jong Il!!! PLEASE!!!!!

[Gastonka23]

tragical

[thomasbrisbane646]

hahaha..fucking funny stuff...destroying a 155 mm howitzer using a pencil....the guy could had put the protractor in to Kim Jon very ill's ass then :-)...

[protfl]

@thomasbrisbane646 it's a methaphor saying that you should study in order to be able to protect yourself, your family and friends and your country from imperialists. it's not about attacking howitzers with pencils.

western education seems to teach only about putting things up into peoples asses, doesn't it?