JJBATAS Parody: Episode 6

[ThinkWithPortals1575]

What about the pilot that talked like snake?

[missmojoice]

I died at these 2 parts:

LEEEROOOOYYYY!

Nigga blind people can't read!

[4946151]

Joseph: I'm just glad there weren't any buildings around....right Abdul ?

Abdul: Go F**K yourself.

LOL XD

[bionicdragon5]

OH GOD THE FACE!!!

THE DOG'S FACE!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!

[MrAznKidXD]

IS TO BURN IT

That's What She Said?

[xlaider]

It's all we do, it's all we know...

[GwyndorPokemon13]

TONIGHT, YOU.

[SheikBTW]

RUN FROM THE DEMON CANTEEN

[Gateau]

Oh yeah! How can I forget!? You killed a monkey and an inbred man! Yeah! You real hot s**t, Polneraff! Wouldn't want to bump into you at night behind a cheese factory!

[Davidk9292]

@Gateau You're damn right! I'll fuck you up!

[MochiPuff58]

Im the 60,000 viewer

this....wil be the high point of my day.

[sasukeisstupid]

did anyone else notice the abuse picture in the beginning?

[ptunger3]

thumps up if your born in 1993!!!!!

[heavenhellblades]

Ozai ain't got nuthin on WATER LORD N'DUL

[animeniac2]

holy fist of the north star batman! do you think they made jotaro look like ken on purpose?

[RikiOhRed]

@animeniac2 could The JJBA blind dude be Shu inspired?

[jabobok786]

i have the feeling that this could've been more racist

[HongKongPhooey89]

Lol. Why the fuck couldn't Katara do this shit in Avatar?

[RobertAniFreak]

Can anyone tell me what the hell just happened here 4:30 It went too fast i think that : Water went in his moult,twisted his head, ripped it off, pulled it towards the bottle and bounced off o.o;;

[soldierkei]

@RobertAniFreak almost right. it didnt bounce off his head, his head was put in the bottle

[RobertAniFreak]

@soldierkei well..... Ouch @.@ Well I'm not thirsty anymore

[Urilicia]

"NIGGA, BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T READ!"  Man, this is hilarious.

[VVSaber]

Final Fantasy IV music :)

[OmgWTFize]

Pause at 01:26 - POLNERMEN? xD

[RaccoonXEspanosa]

nobody... make... a... sound...

...

LEEEROY!!!

[Deathsaurus1989]

"If that thing turns into Blackout i'm gitin the f**** outa here!"

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

[lonewerewolfe]

they didnt make a single joke to why the qualitu droped like "we run out of money for the TVshow""WHAT?!....WE ARE IN TV?"

[linearman0245]

@hulkmeister123

Also add the fact that Katara is a whiny bitch.

[Swepaat]

"this is bad, we are rapidly losing female fanbase." XD damn i laughed.

[TheInvshika]

I've GOT to learn that intro riff

[stickman070791]

YOU WA SHOCK!

[AlucardHellsing97]

1993, The year I was born. YAYYYYYY XD

[hulkmeister23]

I always hated Katara, and now I see why, she's evil

[RemingtonHand]

TONIGHT....YOU.... *raepface*

[DJL33KSP1NN3R]

Guess what everyone! We're one of the first abridged series to go six episodes without a single Metal Gear reference!!

Hazzah!

!! Dag-Nabit!

[xScavyX]

Anyone else notice the epic Hibari cosplay?

[KatararulzSokkadrls]

@xScavyX Wow. I have watched this episode several times, and it is just now that I realized that was there. 

[Dudinator123]

We've all learned a valuable lesson today: Water in the dessert is always evil. Either a marage or a sadistic spirit that can manipulate water into a dangerous weapon. So always fill your canteen with iced tea.

[Masterofscat]

KATARA!!!! XD

[zeekyboogydoog826]

Holy Diver is the theme song, right? Because I am two seconds away from looking up every other piece of music in this abridged series.

[tehredmage]

@zeekyboogydoog826 It's easier to simply google "Dio discography" and download that

[Malice2797]

Racist steryotypical potrail of black people .Insulting . Cranking it up to eleven and making it so there was no way in hell you couldnt be insulted .Hilarious

[darthwinsor]

Now, Jotaro... You wouldn't hit a BLIND man, would yo- *gets hit*

YOU WA SHOCK

[Swepaat]

damn i lol´ed at the "you wouldn´t hit a blind man?" XD

[RRRadish]

05:37 That is true though. I almost dropped it when Kakyoin was gone.

[chugnorrish]

1:24 polnamen!

[Jax009]

Is that Hand-banana?

[Hellkite00892]

Leroy Jenkins!!!!!

[MyHacker360]

from 9:47 to 10:33 jo got all smart and poetic wtf!

[animefreak780]

is the blind guy suppose be like that blind black guy off of clone high?

[TheSolBlader]

@animefreak780 Nah, I think he's some guy from The Boondocks. Don't ask me, I haven't watched the series, but he sounded like A Pimp Named Slickback (yeah that's his name)

[TheLazysketcher]

Aw, i was suspecting a joke about the sudden change in the style of the animation, seriously, whats up with that?

[Xanderj89]

@TheLazysketcher

The last 6 episodes were created first, as an ova in 1993. The first 7 were made to fill in the beginning, in 2001.

[TheLazysketcher]

@Xanderj89 So, the original series intervine with the OVA? Thats odd.

[Xanderj89]

@TheLazysketcher

They were both ova's. The first one only showed the ending, so a new one was made to fill in the beginning.

[powerbeam08]

That should fit in a dark comedy movie 5:21 - 5:30 XD

EPIC WIN!

[powerbeam08]

@powerbeam08 What song was that anyway? :)

[ssjmega]

1:26 ...polnerman... where is that from...?

[AlastorSparda]

@ssjmega

A Team fortress meme if you want to know more just google "gentlemen meme"

You might want to watch "meet the spy" too since you might be missing out on a few jokes.

[ssjmega]

@AlastorSparda watched "meet the spy" befor i even watched this abridged series so i understand most of the jokes, but i just wonted to know where that face came from thats all... so thanks.

[Xanderj89]

I still can't figure out the ending.

[paisano612]

"You mean to tell me that a blind mothafucka like me read a BOOK!" lol

[HarukoZ]

WHAT THE F*CK IS HIBARI DOING IN THIS ????? HE"S TOO BADASS TO BE A REFERENCE!!!!!

But this show is just F*cking awesome!!!

[AzazelBelphegor]

@HarukoZ who's hibari

[HarukoZ]

@AzazelBelphegor

The dude that was being cosplayed by the first guy. He wears his school uniform jacket upon his shoulders while carrying a tonfa around him to kick everyone's asses. Best anime dude ever....

Anyways, after time goes by, I think it was a mere coincidence the dude actually just put a pic of him cosplaying as Hibari rather than using him as a reference itself. It's still funny~

[AzazelBelphegor]

@HarukoZ Who's the first guy?

[killforfunandmoney69]

@AzazelBelphegor He's a dude from an anime called Katekyo Hitman REBORN! or just Reborn! for short.

[AzazelBelphegor]

@killforfunandmoney69 He's fucking retarded then. Jotaro cosplaying as Hibari? wtf

[darthwinsor]

is it me or does the animation quality kinda suck compared to the other eps?

[moozicx]

wait didn't abdul die in episode 4? 

[MusicalRoses]

@moozicx maybe-_-' watch episode 5 again they explain it in that one

[teencomment]

Now I may be blind, but that sounds like the sound of a Boston Terrier COMIN' RIGHT AT ME!

*BAM*

XD

[MusicalRoses]

@teencomment I like dogs,but that dog rlly freaks me outXD

[metalmathias53498]

7:00 LEEEEROOY!! (jenkins!)

[newfoundspartan]

The Avatar reference was epic!

[abridgeduploader]

I like how even the Blind guy (Let's just call him Toots) knows that Dio is a sexy, sexy man.

[ipodxdude]

10:04 best lines ever written by anyone ever

[pulmonaryarchery88]

he's right Dio Brando is a very. VERY sexy man

[NightmareCrab]

AA may be blind but i could tell dat it is hot as a MADAFUKA in here OMFG LOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

[xRick37x]

"and rape"

[duke69700]

RUN FROM THE DEMON CANTEEN!

[theonlytruedemon]

tonight...........you OuO

[MoonsideManiac]

Now I may be blind but I think this is a reference to Clone High

[J14ngL00]

@MoonsideManiac You are correct... Wesley.

[imperiomrr]

You wa Shock !!!

[Devilman348]

kakyoin's face at 2:39. priceless

[imperiomrr]

@Devilman348 all of kakyoin's faces in this episode are priceless

haha

[Wolfwood824]

Hey, I'd take a "The only way to defeat ____ is to burn it!" T-shirt. xD

[brockly12345]

If he may be blind, then how did he know what colour hair Dio had?

NERD RAGE

[MrSomonestolemyname]

!

Hahaha. So funny.

[SAMBHU01]

Tonight YOu!!!!!!

[MetalShadowX]

Just started playing Final Fantasy 9, and noticed the Disk 4 world theme sounded very familiar. Then I remembered this episode. Funny how that works (song in question plays @ 3:20)

[HraesvelgrOfCorpses]

I always thought Jotaro looked like Kenshiro in this episode.

[IzanagiNo0okami]

@7:30 If TehExorcist is cosplaying as Hibari, then Antfish is cosplaying as Mukurou.  I just noticed that.

[BouncyTEM]

It can't just be me, but did anyone else notice a huge animation quality difference between episode 1-5 and episode 6-10? It's like two completely different groups made them. ._.

I liked 1-5's animation better.

Fortunately, it doesn't matter that much, since, whichever it is, Antfish makes it hilarious. :D

[Vassalius]

@BouncyTEM That's because 6-10 were made in 1993. Episodes 1-5 were made in 2001.

[Brocakedonut]

iggy....more like igg-banana 

[Akimos2]

STAR PLATINUM HYAKURETSU KEN

[Vassalius]

Well, technically in the Manga, Polneraff did take out Devo the Cursed.....Who was basically a mutated Chucky Doll, so that may not necessarily be better than the Monkey....

[abridgeduploader]

I feel bad for just realizing that N'Doul was supposed to be Toots.

[TheEpicStickMan]

Katara is evil? Heh, not surprised.

[Lunachan630]

6:31 LOLPOLNERAFF XDDD

[Darkluffy]

Jotaro looks like Kenshiro without his hat.

[MightyKombat]

The earliest parts of the JJBA manga even resembled FOTNS to a certain degree.

[benkai343434]

POLNERMEN!!??

[DigiMoon93]

wait--- how would he know if Dio had golden hair if he was blind?!

[MightyKombat]

Maybe someone told N'Doul or something. Probably Enya.

[Dudinator123]

@DigiMoon93 He could've told him that he had Gold hair. I'm pretty sure if I was vampire with good looks and badass golden hair, i'd want to brag about it too.

[hellinvador]

@DigiMoon93 Muffin Button?

[jonnybritain]

@DigiMoon93 his hair was so blonde he could FEEL it.

[Kaiwockam129]

5:21 i lolled so hard at that XD

[JakariHanma]

pause at 1:26

[MrNinjerk]

had to freeze it at 6:46 to get a better look. uuummm, sexual chocolate!

[theMilkproduct]

"Tonight... you.."

[1Abz1]

You know what, 9:48 - 10:13 HILARIOUS!!! 

[1Abz1]

4:03 - 4:11

I loled and I'm Arabian

[Reyokultsia]

"Now Jotaro... You wouldn't hit a Blind man... Would yo-" *super death punch* YU WAH SHA! "...Yes"

[narutorendan6]

Smug Katara is smug.

[kurisuyayami]

"I find that the only way to defeat water, is to BURN IT!!!"

"Are you trying to put that on a shirt or something?"

[soldierkei]

Hi I'm a black guy, and I approve of this episode

[zrifepsych]

I'm not racist but.....that's the spirit.Heck I'm muslim but i consider all that as joke.

[soldierkei]

@zrifepsych yeah its just a joke. Besides, Antfish is half black

[zrifepsych]

Really?You know him?I don't wanna make long conversation here but please answer it.

[soldierkei]

@zrifepsych No I don't really know him. Wish I could be friends with the dude but eh that's famous people for ya. I just asked him if he was a black and he said he's both. As another black voice actor on here I just thought it was cool to find another black dude in the YouTube dub business. Not that I wanna be his bud only because he's black or anything

[zrifepsych]

What's a Abriged?

[daxflame44]

wasnt that the same helicopter from before?

good thing there were no buildings around... right abdul?

go fuck yourself

[neji100]

Hey, I figured out another thing naruto ripped off, gaara is a rip off of iggy!

[FairyTailTAS]

@neji100 Gaara came before this brah. Besides Iggy is Hand Banna from ATHF.

[neji100]

@FairyTailTAS no he didnt jjba came way before naruto did

[FairyTailTAS]

@neji100 We're talking abridged series..... NTAS came before JJBATAS. Learn 2 context read kiddo.

[neji100]

If you look closely, iggy looks like a sertain naruto caracter but it's not akamaru and this manga came out before naruto(hint guess what iggies stand can do)

[Urmean15]

YOUWASHOCK

[randomdude222]

second episode with FF9 music FTW

[Koho7]

@randomdude222

Which was the other ep.? =o

[tucker1012]

Oh my Good!! lolz

[Reyokultsia]

Boi What the FUCK is Brail!?

"Its what blind people use to read..."

.........NIGGA BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T READ!

had me rollin' X3

[mstrswrd]

It's actually called "Ai Wo Torimodose," not "You wa Shock," though it is often refered to as such.

Sorry if I was rude.

[adejobi1000]

"I thought this shit would change if I voted for Obama!"

As a dark-skinned fellow

HILARIOUS

[braigus09]

You wa Shock! thumbs up for Kenshiro reference! XD

[rudeondude21]

lol poop cap pay back

[funnyazn1]

LOLZZ Tonight....you..thats from ATHF

[littlemegamonkey]

the sound effects on this are awesome................oh, and so is the rest of it i guess.

[sqwrrlta31stest]

"FUCKIING AWEESOOOOOME!!!!!!!"

[Jetsiuc]

That's kind of unfair with Polneraff.

He was the second guy in the manga who kicked more ass, the first being, of course, Jotaro. Plus, his abridged character also loses only for Jotaro.

LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!! XD

[blackbankai21]

WOOO TEH EXCORSIST!!!

[AzzInferno]

"if that thing turns into Blackout im getiin the fuck outta here"

[stickman070791]

OMG Jotaro is the next Kenshiro!. I knew it was only a matter of time until he would be reborn again!

[Shdinexus]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!!

[seanfenrir]

thumbs up if you caught the Aqua Teen reference!!!

[mikeaol21]

@seanfenrir

I don't know very many people who didn't. . .

[seanfenrir]

@mikeaol21 Just checkin ;)

[RVMan985]

@seanfenrir It's Hand banana lol!

[foxdude15]

@seanfenrir And if you caught the reference The Boondocks!!!

[kingpojo1]

This is my FAVORITE episode.

[toonadict]

00:17 ... holy shit i remember that commerical....... "your idea of dinners ready is a pizza?! *smack*"

[Networkfreakmid]

The Team Fortress 2 quotes are fabulous lol. "I require assistance!"

[heartlesslozer]

yay i wuz born in 93 :D

[headcrabwarrior6161]

jotaro: oh, thanks iggy, thats a very nice thing to d....

iggy: TONIGHTYOU

[ThisSiteCutMyNameOff]

Holy SHit! I just realized! JJBA is mother f***ing Japanese Johnny Quest!

There's the son, his father figure, the foreign mystic, the buff guy, and finally... the dog. Nice. Plus that other dude...

BTW, Dissidia Sountrack FTW.

[MightyKombat]

Then what does that make Kakyoin?

[ThisSiteCutMyNameOff]

@MightyKombat

The random guy that's tagging along.

[ChaosTicket]

Thats actually what happened, the guys head went into the canteen, no idea how but it did in the manga.

Polnareff did alot more in the manga, mainly because it was at least twice as long. He almost got some from a really hot woman in one part.

[MightyKombat]

And he had it out with a guy who's Stand was a cursed doll that threatened to bite his dick off.

I DEFINITELY wouldn't wanna come across Pol Pol in a dark alley.

[smavie]

This episode taught me that its not okay to mock black people, but it's perfectly alright to mock the blind. They can't hear you anyway. ^_^

.....wait.... >_>

[TheLordmep]

I like Katara's face.

[thefatman69dude]

nice fist of the north star reference lol

[liayuki29]

N'dul why make join he probably was going to die later in the show anyway =( deep shit DX

[doomdog99]

oh year my year

[mrxai658]

WTF was that for 

[littlemegamonkey]

you should make some t-shirts for sharkrobot

[rebeldragon1]

9:20-9:46 *sniff* oh god ...that ACTUALLY made me sad

[aceotaku]

Tonight....you... Hand Banana reference! YAY!

[RataITA]

"This is bad! We are rapidly losing female fanbase!"

[theguymangod]

''hey gys you know what we could've done we could've rode on the helicopter ... Juuuuuuust sayin''

[Draztion]

Guess what everyone? We're the first abridged series to go six episodes without making a single metal gear refferance! HUZZAH!! *insert exclamation metal gear sound here* GOD DAMNIT!

[deathkingmaster99]

Motherf****er blind people cant read!!! what are you def

[DeathofChrono]

Now I may be blind, but I can tell that this is an awesome episode!

[yeaps300]

LEEEERRRROOOOOYYY 7:00 LOL

[calle199X]

nooow Jotaro....

you wouldn't hit a blind man....would y..

"POOW"

YOU WA SHOCK!!!

[Kellusumi]

"I thought this shit would change after I voted fo obama! DX "

LOL.

[DeadHeadlessBody]

"have you forgotten all my accomplishments on this journey?"

"Oh ya, how could i forget? You killed a monkey, and an inbred man. Oh ya, you real hot sh•t polneraff!"