I don't know about the rest of you, but this show was a big part of my childhood. Watching this with my late grandmother... Ah, good times, good times.
The Price is Right. The Price is Right. The--The---The-- The-- The--The-- The-- The-- The-- The-- The-- The Price is Right. The Price is Right. The price is Ri--ii--ight. The--The-- The-- The-- The-- The--The-- The-- The Price is Right.(repeat)
The Price--The--The--The--The--The--The--The Price is Right-- --
It's time to play everyone's favorite game, I'm talking about Guess The Minority!!!
References to Ghost of True Capitalist Radio aside, this music sounds more fitting for a conclusion to an epic kung-fu battle in a 70's flick than for a game show
Look at these folks their over joyed! And if your watching now its clear the you un-employed. its 10am and now you wont be bored! cause now you can start bidding on some things that you cant afford! you have no job! niether do they! oh what a wonderful place this is to meet everyday! the price is right! it is your kind of show! we dont ask questions that only smart motivated working people know! ohhhh and our host is drew carry! some people say he is no bob barker! but hes still ok!
this is johnny olsen speaking for THE PRICE IS RIGHT!...a Mark Goodson-Bill Toddman Production!!!...stay tuned for tattle tales along most of these CBS stations!!
this is johnny olsen speaking for THE PRICE IS RIGHT!...a Mark Goodson-Toddman Production!!!...stay tuned for tattle tales along most of these CBS stations!!
ironcily TPiR is on as I type, yet, I'd rather listen to this timeless theme when TPiR was actually good over and over again than watch the mockery knows as TPiR today
@Oldschoolhockey91 , oh yes. One of the very best parts of being sick was getting off from school, sleeping long in the morning, then rolling out of bed to watch The Price is Right while having a bowl of soup and some crackers. Ah, those were the days!
@Oldschoolhockey91 I so agree with you! If I was so sick, this would be my backup Chicken Noodle Soup. Teach would allow us to watch it in our homeroom!
"Im gonna go with the old fashioned Tommy gun, fast, hard and sexy. Also, while shooting zombies, I would demand that Zone play the theme from The Price Is Right on a giant boombox"
Every time I hear this theme I think of....My flows is tight, my flows is tight!! Lord Digga has the best, and only to my knowledge, hip hop track with TPIR sample!! Check out "My Flows is Tight" by Lord Digga if youre not hip!!
how did my top rated comment get taken out DAMN!, i guess too many haters or something, Blasting this in my car in Philly gets the best looks of all kinds of people. Nothing but joy. all day eryday.
This music is always in my mind since I was a kid. Can't help but feel horny (probably because of the beat) and lachrymose (because this is what I always hear at the end of the show).
Bob Barker, thanks for the memories. From your fan here in the Philippines.
this music is no doubt literally burned into the memories of everybody(in North America) thats been around since the late 20th Century ....a few from the 21st as well.
omfg I think I watch this too much when I'm doing a math test I doze off and this song plays and I can't focus then when I get my test result back I hear the losing horn!
This is the more up-tempo version of the "TPiR" theme from 1972-2007. This is a great improvement over the slower tempo version of the same theme (the slow-pitch version was used when Johnny Olson was the announcer).
Thank you, Edd Kalehoff, for bringing such joy & pleasure into my life!
@LostAngelesTV I am extremely glad somebody feels the same way I feel.. hearing this in morning means I was at home with my family and me playing with my big brother..Lol, actually I'm tearing up listening to this..AUGGGGGHHHH..lol
Here it comes from the Bob Barker Studio at CBS in Hollywood! Television's most exciting hour of fantastic prizes, the fabulous sixty-minute "Price is Right!
best show EVER!!!!! my sister and i would go around busy parking lots blasting this and people would be looking at us like what the hell..... ahhh good times, i love the price is right...
This theme shoulda been a hit! With jazzy chord changes Steely Dan would've killed for, it's easily my fave game show theme. Someone needs to do like a 12 minute jazz cover of this! Even the 70s cheesy Moog snythesizer solo works!
This makes me think of how my grandparents always wanted to be on this show, but my gramma died in 2005 and then my grampa in 2007. :'( If the show is still around when I get old enough, I'll get on behalf of them.
@bandet888 -Yeah, DrFubarProzak is such a dumbfuck! You can't correct him without being called a name (i.e., he called me a dick for telling him that he hadn't spelled announcer Johnny Olson's last name right because, obviously, he was mad about spelling it wrong). You can't joke around with him either. I bet you couldn't give him a compliment without him telling you to fuck off.
This is my trollface theme
Yeungster23 1 month ago
me and my granpa used to watch this thanks for the memories
TheBambam2371 1 month ago
bidder #1 whats your bid?
*bidder#1 um drew 1500.
drew bidder # 2 whats your bid?
bidder #2 um drew what was the las bid?
drew. 1500
bidder#2 hmmmmmmmmm ill say 1501
bidder #1 oh fuck you bitch
._. so true
jjboy90 1 month ago
I don't know about the rest of you, but this show was a big part of my childhood. Watching this with my late grandmother... Ah, good times, good times.
Diz017 1 month ago 2
This song makes me so happy that I want to cry.
MrBigmike79 1 month ago
A NEW CAAAAAAAAARRR...... good times... goood times
kalaminji 2 months ago
I want someone to make a 10 hour loop of this like the epic saxroll loop....
TheOrderoftheOwl 2 months ago
@MaVs2011NBAChaMps yes!!!!
farknasty099 2 months ago
I liek the part when it says The Price Is Right in the video.
JoannaRocks777 2 months ago
The song is brought to you by Moola.
JoannaRocks777 2 months ago
I want this song to be played in my funeral.
Persiana 2 months ago 5
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The Price is Right. The Price is Right. The--The---The-- The-- The--The-- The-- The-- The-- The-- The-- The Price is Right. The Price is Right. The price is Ri--ii--ight. The--The-- The-- The-- The-- The--The-- The-- The Price is Right.(repeat)
The Price--The--The--The--The--The--The--The Price is Right-- --
peanutbutterjalopy 2 months ago
I replay this every 2:40. It' what I listen to...ALL....THE...TIME
peanutbutterjalopy 2 months ago
It's time to play everyone's favorite game, I'm talking about Guess The Minority!!!
References to Ghost of True Capitalist Radio aside, this music sounds more fitting for a conclusion to an epic kung-fu battle in a 70's flick than for a game show
TetsuoYagami 2 months ago
The Sprice is right?
HashtagHeel 3 months ago
Does this not, even a little bit, remind you of the Wii Fit music?
BMLofficial 3 months ago
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BMLofficial 3 months ago
It's about time for our favorite game of the broadcast, and i'm talking about GUESS THE MINORITY!!!!
toplinefool444 3 months ago 2
... why did I just add this to my favorites .-.
Haku15Mitarashi 3 months ago
This is now what I expected so I'm hitting the dislike button.
buddacafe 3 months ago
Freaking happiest song ever!
timmomini 3 months ago
This is my ringtone.
Chaostoon218 3 months ago
I came so hard I bled.
CalvinMcMurray 3 months ago
Nate Washington COME ON DOWN you're my new starting wide receiver!
kgblaze 4 months ago
This is Roooooddddd Roddy speaking for The Price Is Right! A Mark Goodson Television Production!
raceday2011 4 months ago
Reminds me of dinner at my grandmas place.
BerryJoy 4 months ago
And the next cuntestant is....Bob Barker. COME ON DOWN!
Bobby: The Price is Wrong, B!TCH! 8D
KjrHellkules 4 months ago
Come on down, your'e the next contestant on The Price is Right!
WKKP1023 4 months ago
GUESS THE MINORITY!
Emarsee 4 months ago
A Legend in Game Show themes. Thanks for posting it.
JamesBarcus30 5 months ago
I wish game shows got a lot more attention that they get now. We have WAY too many reality shows these days.
PlatinumGlitchMint4 5 months ago
16 people never heard of the show the price is right
broadway157 5 months ago
i wanna say the theme is so sick firrrrrre i love it
VarXMCcool1 5 months ago
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who did this theme???
smjefferson1 5 months ago
(even game shows got the funk back then)
Ui2019 5 months ago
Why does every instrumental from the early seventies sound so damn good???
Ui2019 5 months ago 3
im doing the carlton right now lol
slick1hit 5 months ago
Great song needs deth metal lyrics to go with it so i can rule 34 this
julianagapitos 5 months ago
This will be the music to my funeral.
Jbcartman 5 months ago 3
And he doesent weigh what he use to weigh! So come on down! don't wear a frown! and even if your pathetic we will turn your frown upside down!
jmackjoey13 5 months ago
Look at these folks their over joyed! And if your watching now its clear the you un-employed. its 10am and now you wont be bored! cause now you can start bidding on some things that you cant afford! you have no job! niether do they! oh what a wonderful place this is to meet everyday! the price is right! it is your kind of show! we dont ask questions that only smart motivated working people know! ohhhh and our host is drew carry! some people say he is no bob barker! but hes still ok!
jmackjoey13 5 months ago
This is Rooooooooood Roddy seaking for "The Price is Right". A Mark Goodson Television Production.
IAmNotAFunguy 6 months ago 3
LOL If you have seen chat roulette you will love this! top10funniest (DOT) com
glitchorama123 6 months ago
Listen to the bass line. The best part is during the bridge at like 0:33. The drums are badass too. This is a good song!
lukeandally 6 months ago
"ITS TIME TO PLAY GUESS THE MINORITY"
chocoboridley 6 months ago 2
I FEEL LIKE AN OLD PERSON LIKING THIS MUSIC BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT
LINKKART8 6 months ago
ahhhhhh, it's soothing to go back in time.
mrgameshow01 6 months ago
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come on down!
LadySpaceAndAce 6 months ago
hey can i have the song but not extended im going to use it for one my vids (heh heh)
zacariasc 6 months ago
sum one needs to make a 3hour version
xXBuckxXxNastyXx 6 months ago 3
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this is johnny olsen speaking for THE PRICE IS RIGHT!...a Mark Goodson-Bill Toddman Production!!!...stay tuned for tattle tales along most of these CBS stations!!
DartsRme312 6 months ago
this is johnny olsen speaking for THE PRICE IS RIGHT!...a Mark Goodson-Toddman Production!!!...stay tuned for tattle tales along most of these CBS stations!!
DartsRme312 6 months ago
They put this in a chuck e cheese game
DrDoofinshmerts 6 months ago
The price is wrong, bitch!
TheAwesomeAsian72 6 months ago 31
@TheAwesomeAsian72
lol
jaffrey222 5 months ago
15 people think that the price is wrong. Well, it ain't! Get a life, you 15 douchebags!
BTBattlefronTV 6 months ago
Been looking for this for YEARS now, I heard it somewhere and my "music sense" was tingling. Now I can die peacefully.
DynaDash 6 months ago
ironcily TPiR is on as I type, yet, I'd rather listen to this timeless theme when TPiR was actually good over and over again than watch the mockery knows as TPiR today
MultiDrega 6 months ago
This song gives you an eargasm. lol
MrBigmike79 7 months ago
GUESS THE MINORITY!!!!!!!!!!
lmFromNorway 7 months ago
This song is for every kid who stayed home from school either sick, or skipped for a very good reason, THIS FREAKIN SHOW!
This is ROOOOOD RODDY speaking for The Price Is Right, a Mark Goodson Television Production!
Oldschoolhockey91 7 months ago 26
@Oldschoolhockey91 Hell fucking yes! Oh the days of playing sick to stay home, and then tuning into TPiR...oh the good ole days. WE MISS YOU BOB!
hellokittycutie2003 5 months ago
@Oldschoolhockey91 , oh yes. One of the very best parts of being sick was getting off from school, sleeping long in the morning, then rolling out of bed to watch The Price is Right while having a bowl of soup and some crackers. Ah, those were the days!
chrisman737 3 months ago 2
@Oldschoolhockey91 I so agree with you! If I was so sick, this would be my backup Chicken Noodle Soup. Teach would allow us to watch it in our homeroom!
SarignCleric 3 months ago
Playing this while playing call of duty on wii (PoohDaddy)
kenrickeason 7 months ago
"Im gonna go with the old fashioned Tommy gun, fast, hard and sexy. Also, while shooting zombies, I would demand that Zone play the theme from The Price Is Right on a giant boombox"
-Natsume
Darkspysrival 7 months ago 3
Who didnt love bob barker even bob barker enemies love him how can you hate this guy
kenrickeason 7 months ago
@bigkingsha Man you aint lying damn the bass is funk to the max
kenrickeason 7 months ago
A NEW CAR!!!!! :D
Davethe3rd 7 months ago
Dude that bass player is funkin' them strings up!
bigkingsha 7 months ago 2
I find this video difficult to masturbate to
TheMoneyGruber 7 months ago 4
@TheMoneyGruber OMFG!! Gold!!! HAHAHA!!
geometrysound 7 months ago
@TheMoneyGruber Dude..............
MrBigmike79 7 months ago
@TheMoneyGruber Are you kidding? It gets me off in 10 seconds flat!
KingBurgermon 3 months ago
This font is the same as GTAIV
mvwil 7 months ago 2
I have heard this somewhere BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE! maybe garrys mod. no. not on the price is right before any of you fuck tards try to act cleaver.
glitchorama123 7 months ago
@glitchorama123
Maybe on the 'Price is Right'?
jdog634 7 months ago
@glitchorama123 Maybe on the 'Price is Right'?
cainman02 7 months ago in playlist AWESOMENESS
I Do It
TheRealNickMarino 7 months ago
Every time I hear this theme I think of....My flows is tight, my flows is tight!! Lord Digga has the best, and only to my knowledge, hip hop track with TPIR sample!! Check out "My Flows is Tight" by Lord Digga if youre not hip!!
Dopleganger3814 7 months ago
This would be a fun ring tone for a cell phone!
Scorpion1054 7 months ago
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mattsapienza 8 months ago
THIA IS THE CATCHIEST SONG EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! EXTREME PROPS TO THE GUY WHO MADE THIS SONG!!!
mattsapienza 8 months ago 2
this track always plays in my head when i got a new chicks number :)
RobertRowne1 8 months ago
@RobertRowne1 Same here and when i fail..Cue up the failing horns
roCCOne32 8 months ago
You know, if you play this backwards it's Bob Barker's voice reading the Necronomicon.
alligatored 8 months ago
ONE M0:00RE TIME!!1!1
kermitfry1 8 months ago 4
@kermitfry1 OK, you're the second person I've seen say that. The other guy said it to the song "One More Time" by Daft Punk, is this a new craze?
b0w5er 8 months ago
@b0w5er I don't know really. I only put it on this song pretty much. I just did it because I like it and keep replaying it.
kermitfry1 8 months ago
Is that a muted trumpet?
DreadfulControversy 8 months ago
if you here this song you know somethings about to get good MONEY MONEY MONEY
andyruffa21 8 months ago
"A fortune in fabulous prizes may go to these people today if they know when the Price is Right!"
NickInfante92 8 months ago
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NickInfante92 8 months ago
This is Bin Laden's funeral theme! :D
holdmyhandtv 9 months ago
@holdmyhandtv yeah- WAIT WHAT * dances*
kaiyan246 9 months ago
Here. That is your burger isnt it?
Yes i think so :)
Allright. And you know what? I marry today! Im so happy and because that ill give you extra ketchup!!!!
*Song starts*
SeriousJB 9 months ago
if i practiced really hard i might be able to play it on my t bone
10bigcat 9 months ago
how did my top rated comment get taken out DAMN!, i guess too many haters or something, Blasting this in my car in Philly gets the best looks of all kinds of people. Nothing but joy. all day eryday.
juggernaut0701 9 months ago 2
Awesome song, I whistle this all the time.
MCunningham523 9 months ago
I wan't this to my funerals.
doudi96 9 months ago 2
Goes on and on and on!!!
Kyserboy321 9 months ago
This song is elevator muzak on steroids for the win!
AAErikCO 10 months ago 2
I'm gonna sample this in a beat......
gbtew001 10 months ago
@gbtew001 I want to hear it after... :D
TexasHasPoo 10 months ago
i hear this song in my head when im choosing what game to play
spartaneric4161 10 months ago
14 people were blown by losing horns. c",)
Love to see Bob Barker again in barong tagalog as he looks hot in it. Of course, he looks hotter in his suit.
theproudflip 10 months ago
Next, the news at noon. :((((((
nyratk1 10 months ago
Saints Row 2 has once again led me to an awesome soundtrack
80xlulz 11 months ago 3
@80xlulz How so? I admit i have looked for music based off my SR2 gameplay.
kyosheba 10 months ago
@kyosheba looks like you didn't listen to all the radio stations
80xlulz 9 months ago
This gave my ears an erection
perropeppe 11 months ago 6
This music is always in my mind since I was a kid. Can't help but feel horny (probably because of the beat) and lachrymose (because this is what I always hear at the end of the show).
Bob Barker, thanks for the memories. From your fan here in the Philippines.
theproudflip 11 months ago
And now, here's the star of The Price is Right, BOB BAAARKEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!
FantasyFan635 11 months ago
this music is no doubt literally burned into the memories of everybody(in North America) thats been around since the late 20th Century ....a few from the 21st as well.
vardiss22 11 months ago
A NEW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
marksman55 11 months ago 5
the music is so relaxing
CTNGroovy 11 months ago
Yo this theme is kind of hot. 70's, samba, old sckool funk, jazz sound.
Nasute 11 months ago
The price is wrong, bitch!
mixinstyle 11 months ago
Remember folks, get your pets spayed and neutered!
MTLAccord 11 months ago 59
i love this theme song
BieberBabess12 6 months ago
omfg I think I watch this too much when I'm doing a math test I doze off and this song plays and I can't focus then when I get my test result back I hear the losing horn!
adi1096 11 months ago
My grandma used to mark out for this show.
GetTheHook 11 months ago
in my head all the time
at school at work while sleeping
koron44 11 months ago 2
12 people need to "go on back"
donhawk 11 months ago 5
was i the only one who turned up the tv all loud when bob barker made his way onto the stage?
gm1990ss 11 months ago
"This is Johnny Olson, speaking for 'The Price is Right'. A Mark Goodson-Bill Todman Production!".
"This is Roooood Roddddy....speaking for 'The Price is Right'! A Mark Goodson Television Production!".
"This is Rich Fields, speaking for 'The Price is Right'! A Fremantle Media Production!".
Goodbye, Johnny Olson & Rod Roddy. You were two of the greatest announcers who ever walked the planet. You're still missed.
ChihuahuaboyDH 1 year ago 2
This is the more up-tempo version of the "TPiR" theme from 1972-2007. This is a great improvement over the slower tempo version of the same theme (the slow-pitch version was used when Johnny Olson was the announcer).
Thank you, Edd Kalehoff, for bringing such joy & pleasure into my life!
R.I.P. Johnny Olson...1910-1985.
R.I.P. Rod Roddy...1937-2003.
You are sorely missed to this day.
Oh, and...BOB BARKER IS KING!!!
ChihuahuaboyDH 1 year ago
@LostAngelesTV I am extremely glad somebody feels the same way I feel.. hearing this in morning means I was at home with my family and me playing with my big brother..Lol, actually I'm tearing up listening to this..AUGGGGGHHHH..lol
whoknew06 1 year ago
Fountain woman = Losing horn!!!
noiseruption 1 year ago
Here it comes from the Bob Barker Studio at CBS in Hollywood! Television's most exciting hour of fantastic prizes, the fabulous sixty-minute "Price is Right!
Mathieu1903 1 year ago 26
"welcome to the price is right, thank you, I thank you, here is the 1st item up for bid today"
slapshot68 1 year ago 5
@slapshot68 epic
geor1717 11 months ago
sorry for having to put this joke, but...
Host: Sonic, your voice actor is... Roger Craig Smith!
*this song plays while everyone cheers for Sonic*
Matthawk12 1 year ago
@Matthawk12 XD nice one
AikoSeeno 11 months ago
everyone loves the price is right.. if not they are n00b
Krinkro 1 year ago
12 people hate Drew Carey. Can't say I blame them, honestly.
bakerandbaker1 1 year ago 6
This should blast this at the Bell Centre when Carey gets a shutout. :)
ElBarto3131 1 year ago
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RetroGamer240883 1 year ago
"Bob Barker reminding you: help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered. Goodbye, everybody!"
NickInfante92 1 year ago
12 people got the price wrong
patrickdoucet2 1 year ago
Fremantlemedia killed TPIR!
proof: the music, the stage and the sacking of Rich Fields.
guy2008rules 1 year ago
THE PRICE IS RIGHT FOR CAREY PRICE! CAREY! CAREY! CAREY! CAREY!
system9697 1 year ago
great song, the only thing that sucks is that the horns are either too sharp or flat...
Weegee010 1 year ago
12 People like to hear the "losing horns" instead.
Clemdawg2k 1 year ago 4
CAREY CAREY CAREY CAREY!
20CentPat 1 year ago
Cool theme :)
wargamingcoverage 1 year ago
best show EVER!!!!! my sister and i would go around busy parking lots blasting this and people would be looking at us like what the hell..... ahhh good times, i love the price is right...
CraigOH1981 1 year ago
COME ON DOWNNNN!!
onion77478 1 year ago
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onion77478 1 year ago
*preforms a victory dance*
RetroGamer240883 1 year ago
parteeeh :D
N30M4N14 1 year ago
Wouldn't it be cool if you heard the ice cream trucks playing this song? It's impossible not to smile when you hear this!
spxmet 1 year ago 6
Who cannot love this?
imma have this blasting for hours
qx4n9e1xp 1 year ago
This theme shoulda been a hit! With jazzy chord changes Steely Dan would've killed for, it's easily my fave game show theme. Someone needs to do like a 12 minute jazz cover of this! Even the 70s cheesy Moog snythesizer solo works!
journeythruthepast 1 year ago
I LOVE BOB BARKER! ♥
star2474 1 year ago
i love rod roddy
jerhouck 1 year ago
@jerhouck I loved those flashy outfits he wore.
RIP, Rod.
CapPicard 1 year ago
I dont wanna brag but....this song always plays out loud whenever I walk down the street.
imbobsaget 1 year ago
This show is so great it ties in with my favorites down to the After Dark Horrorfest movies. That's how great this show is.
TonyShow82 1 year ago
When this comes on, I get excited. The beginning makes you wonder who is going to come down.
irismey 1 year ago 3
This makes me think of how my grandparents always wanted to be on this show, but my gramma died in 2005 and then my grampa in 2007. :'( If the show is still around when I get old enough, I'll get on behalf of them.
TheKwacie 1 year ago 3
12 People got their butts kicked by Bob Barker
BadGuy45 1 year ago 2
This song always plays in my head whenever I get an A on a test, lol.
gobthebuster 1 year ago 60
@gobthebuster rofl
deza46 1 year ago
12 people suck
dinotile 1 year ago 2
COME ON DOOOOWWWWWWNNN !!!
vlweb3d 1 year ago
Does anybody know the original composer of this song?
Mjpawmi 1 year ago
@Alexydag Yep, "Pricedown" is the name of the font BTW.
MegastarLV 1 year ago
best fucking gameshow theme of all time. period.
cwilliamg 1 year ago 4
Whenever I hear this I always wanna dance!
Iamjustherek 1 year ago 2
This song goes hard
DANDREGRAHAM97 1 year ago 49
This theme probably played when we're all born.
XxXxDaDa 1 year ago 4
this song makes me horny
heylamma2 1 year ago 4
@heylamma2 You're a fucking pedophile faggot dumbass loser.
DrFubarProzak 1 year ago
@DrFubarProzak wow. it was just a joke, dude. joke. lighthearted. you're cruel.
heylamma2 1 year ago
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@heylamma2 and your "joke" was not funny...it was very faggotish and pedophilic. Please kill yourself you faggot pedophile.
DrFubarProzak 1 year ago
@DrFubarProzak I think this video is for you.
/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
troxxpwns 1 year ago 3
@DrFubarProzak HURR DURR DURR I CAN PUT 4 CUSS WERDZ IN A COMMENT CUZ IM KEWL.
iGadwin 1 year ago
@iGadwin you're a sad pathetic little wigger faggot.
DrFubarProzak 1 year ago
@iGadwin DrFubarProzak is something else isn't he?
bandet888 1 year ago
@bandet888 -Yeah, DrFubarProzak is such a dumbfuck! You can't correct him without being called a name (i.e., he called me a dick for telling him that he hadn't spelled announcer Johnny Olson's last name right because, obviously, he was mad about spelling it wrong). You can't joke around with him either. I bet you couldn't give him a compliment without him telling you to fuck off.