Youtube Poop: Top Gear - Captain Slower...Er...Est [Not An Actual Top Gear Video]

[TheThomasTT]

0:29 I thought it will be Lady Gaga - Alejandro:D

[optihotwheels20]

Look at them. LOOK AT THEM.

[GTRracer797]

LOOK AT ME IM GREEN AND MA DOORS OPEN LIKE THAT

[Hiei2k7]

@GTRracer797

Richard Hammond has a hard on at that thought.

[pspmanridg3]

what is the song at 0:50?

[Nein1no]

@pspmanridg3 It's in the credits. It's "Extra Dry" by Thomas Bangalter.

[pspmanridg3]

@Nein1no Sorry about the stupid comment, I didn't think to check the description until after I posted it. Anyway, Nice YTP!

[Nein1no]

@pspmanridg3 No problem man, and thanks! Someday I'll make a few more once I get a better PC.

[Segaman19]

This is brilliantly done, Nein1no.

[guest2340]

Hammond @1:13... Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu HAHAHAHAHA

And James, could you do that all day?

[EvstarProductions]

FORD GT IS POOPMOBILE!

[thatbristolbloke]

hamster lol

[beckdardzzz]

bahahahah

[LukeGrimbley]

lmao love the middle bit, ace vid

[koroespinacas]

good poop

[Nein1no]

Can you read the title?

What the hell did you expect?

For the sake of saving yourself from embarrassment, don't ever watch a video with the title, "Youtube Poop" in it ever again. You obviously don't like it.

[Dooggyy2]

How do u make a youtube poop

[PaintSniffer07]

because it's supposed to be comedy.

[ChristinaEmery]

how are you videos such good quality?

when i make videos on movie maker the qualities terrible

[Nein1no]

So when you are done down there, do you spit or swallow?

[sazzyboo1]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[KimSamSoon33]

WTF

[amrules22]

? ooooookay?

[1100ema1100]

haha this was awesome!!!

[rhac001]

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH...... i thnk i just had a fit. I guess its cool as i wudnt hv a clue how to do that to a video! Lol

[hboyce4]

emmm.... weird. But i like the part with the techco song and jeremy rolling on the floor

[Trilbyguy]

oh man, hammond's sped up laugh,... roflmao!

[RichardHammond69]

Oi thats not funny!!! There's nothing wrong with my laugh.......normally!!!

[itsconnorstime]

no it isnt.

[ivancontreras06]

Yes it is

[itsconnorstime]

no it isnt.

[ivancontreras06]

Yes it is

[itsconnorstime]

no it isnt.

[Nein1no]

Impossible. Plus your the idiot that decided to watch the, "Bad Video". Why are you even looking for Top Gear clips on Youtube when you can download Full Episodes?

[ivancontreras06]

excuse. I´m really an idiot, can you help me? You, who seems to know everything in life and top gear, where I can download Full Episodes? Please help me.

[Nein1no]

I don't know everything. But I do know you are an idiot for not searching, "Top Gear Episodes" on Google.

But I will tell you anyway. FinalGear. com

[essfourteen]

hey where do u do that?

[nukefivesix]

hey where do i do that?

[hammondlover07]

haha so funny and a bit scary :P

[alilinzee]

I've just laughed at this video so much I woke the baby up!! Excellent! More please! xxx

[InvaderHLG]

WTF...

[tms10000]

love it

[thefamousman]

It's got...chlamydia.

[loonyloon2]

0.49- 1.00

it looks like some sort of gay disco at the beinging and then a rave party! LOL!

1.01- 1.11

lol! i love james

lol loved it *5 stars*

[Kobrakias]

I liked 0:49-1:01 xD

[SkylineGTRdude]

um...what car is James May driving when he says "I can do that all day" or somthing....Anyways this was funny.

[Kobrakias]

He's driving the Ferrari F430.

[SkylineGTRdude]

nice.thx

[selmanadzovic]

jeremy at 0:41-0:48 OMG!!!

[MrM13D]

1:05 OMG!!!!! that was too funny! im laughing my ass off!!!!

[starbyness]

This is fantastically bizarre and peculiar.

[Nein1no]

Bizarre is my middle name.

You don't want too know what my first and last names are.

[starbyness]

That almost sounds foreboding.

[abrown532]

please, i love youtube poop and finally there is a top gear one, please make ore top gear ones and let me know when u do..thanks man

[Nein1no]

I am a pretty busy guy. I do have one planned, but it might not be out soon. Or maybe it will.

NO ONE KNOWS. >______>

[abrown532]

lol well as soon as possible and keep us laughing

[loonyloon2]

yes, i love ur vid. (this is a new acout)

[loonyloon1]

i think ur video is good. what, i like james may, so what.

omg that's funny when u sped un hammond voice.

lol that look like there danceing.

lol james may in high speed!

lol "it's got clomidia!"

5 stars. *yes, i did laugh my head of all the way through that*

[tpioneer]

i do understand... but your vid still crap man

[Nein1no]

Who the hell are you? If your that guy, "Screwball31" below, you are an ass for having multiple accounts.

If not, I'd suggest you read what I said to, "philball31" below.

And please for the sake of god, if you don't like Youtube poop, leave.

Don't rate my video because you don't like Youtube Poop anyway and you thought It was a good idea to go around and rate Poop videos bad.

[tpioneer]

"Case point with my video, What is wrong with my video? Please tell me."..... well all your video is crap, and i didnt rate it, just gave you my opinion, and no im not phiball31

[Nein1no]

Well that's not explaining how it's bad.

Do you even like Youtube Poop?

I know a lot of the bad ratings came from people who wanted a Top Gear video only to find stupid edited clips. Again, Youtube Poop fans will only like this. Not saying it's a good Youtube Poop how ever.

Maybe it does suck, but tell me how.

[tpioneer]

man.. just forgert it, there isnt a single good thing in your vid, its just to stupid, all of it, if you want to imrpove your video trough it away and make a new one, and i dont know who are those youtube "poop fans", i mean thaats realy stupid man, but, anyway, good for you, keep doing crap videos for your fans, i dont mind.

[Nein1no]

I knew it... You don't even know what Youtube Poop is. Watch some Youtube Poop videos by DeeperCutt. If you don't like it, you never would have liked mine as he is one of the best.

So please, just avoid Youtube Poop videos from now on.

P.S. Youtube Poop is quite popular. But again, not everyone likes it.

[tpioneer]

yeah yeah whatever, keep doing what you do

[Nein1no]

Now Your just being an Ass. GTFO like you said you were. I'll do it for you.

[CHUKIESD]

shut tha fuck up tpioneer,i wish you lived ner me ;)

[minischec1]

hey nein1n0. make another one with more fast forward. now that would be really funny

[philball31]

what a crap vid

[Nein1no]

Do explain how.

Read Carefully...

It's people like you that make us human species a bit dumber. How are we supposed to improve ourselves when we don't know what to fix?

Case point with my video, What is wrong with my video? Please tell me.

I'm not the type of guy who gets pissed when someone tells me theres a better solution. I actually embrace it.

If all you do is run around and say "crap vid", I'm afraid to say that you might have a, "Crap Intelligence".

[xFunTomCZx]

didnt get it also

[Nein1no]

What is there to get? Nothing! Just watch and laugh at the abnormal things. It's basically a twist on reality. But with no point what so ever. Please don't waste your time on having comments that also have no relevance. But at least some people find the video entertaining.

This goes for the same for others who want to say the same. Either you get it, or you don't. You'll know when you get it when you laugh your ass off.

[xFunTomCZx]

I did not laugh my ass off,so it means i didnt get it :) Iam not flaming u,Iam only saying that I didnt get it - not funny for me - dot.

[hohahohi]

what the fuck? explane it to me!

[Nein1no]

Explain what? If it is the reason for the videos existence, don't bother. You either get it, or don't.

[hohahohi]

ok 5/5 for stupid video JOKE!

[Joe90ridesahonda]

if you like this have a look at my vids!

[ben10Topgear]

uh i don't get it

[Nein1no]

Your not supposed too. Again, if you have no idea what Youtube Poop is, or you simply don't like it, then your not going to enjoy this at all.

And If you noticed, I re-arranged some of the clips to make them look like they said weird things which... By viewing your profile, 80% of the things I rearranged you won't get until you get older.

[sammywombarra]

this should have a helth warning i nearly had an epi :D

[thefamousman]

Simply bravo.

[mardigrasking03]

HEY IRONMAN!!!!!!

i would never expect to see u on here lol

the is evan btw

[Realnoize]

Nice. I like it.