Fantastic work! Now do one of George Bush, so we can say things like:
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the Reapers."
"Saddam was harbouring Reapers!"
"British intelligence has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of raw genetic paste from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for human Reaper production."
@Kazechirashi PC gamers are snobby for a reason, we dont spend 300 on a console we spend 3000+ on a gaming system, as good as xbox's and PlayStations are they can't compete with a PC in levels of customization, addons, features etc
So if we are snobby its because we have spent more than you, we are able to do more things than you, and we know it.
@Kazechirashi and we're not a bunch of retards yelling "DIE FAGGOT DIE DIE FUCKHEAD CUNT ILL KILL YOU FUCK YOU CUNT FUCKER ASS DWELLING MAGGOT INFESTED CUM GUZZLING GUTTER WHORE! SUCK THE TEARS OFF MY DICK LOSER!" etc.....It's all I hear when I play online with consoles.
@spiralcrisis I'm sure the story, characters, settings, and dialogues that were exactly the same before you saw this video are now dramatically changed because you watched this.
@JosephChrist863 ironic you say that to me, when there are many others who has been saying things to start a political debate long before i even made that comment.
"Let me be clear, Jacob ... you do have a vested interest i-n this station ... but, as President, I will see to it that every killer robot gets free health, uh ... repair insurance."
I was going to make a joke about the cost of the Lazarus Project and the national debt, then relate the destruction of the prison ship Purgatory to closing Guantanamo Bay, and then remark about how Joe Biden looks a little bit like the Illusive Man, but then I stopped giving a fuck and went to bed.
FUCK Obama. Funded into power by the megabanks + virtually all his cabinet members are people connected to them, made all these loose promises of 'hope' or 'change' and ends up expanding the war in Afghanistan, not closing down guantanimo bay, getting us trillions further into debt, declaring war against Libya etc... 'legally' killed a US citizen abroad (anwar al Awlaki), voted for the National Defense Authorization Act (legally gives Washington the right to imprison a US citizen indefinately)
@stoneman289 Just saying...The debt was created by Bush's 2 terms in office...The debt would have gone up REGARDLESS of what Obama did because of everything that Bush set in motion. If you HONESTLY think you can run a country as well as he can with all the SHIT left behind by Bush then why not run for president. If not, then shut the fuck up and deal with it. We had to deal with Bush for 8 years. Look where that got us.
Nice editing by the way. bioware games always seem to do that part well. If only they made choices in DA2 more like kotor,Me1,Me2, SWOTOR and every other game they made.
I think he'd be a stronger president if he had served four years. Not saying its required, just that his style of governing hasn't exactly won him praise. Bush love or hate him, was a president who got what republican politicians and his conservative supporters wanted. Obama had a super majority and the political capital to do big things. Spending a 1 trillion on carefully planned projects that governors repub/dem say they need is better then throwing money everywhere fast. Obama C+ or B-.
@rami563 Whatever...in the end, Obama did what Bush couldn't, because Bush was too busy trying to justify the invasion of Iraq after no WMD was found.
His ears are too small. Besides, he would rebuke you for working so hard at creating a character. The government should have taken care of that for you.
He won my vote.
loneteen17 22 hours ago
EARS----> MAXIMUM
lol
theeventhorizonX1 3 days ago
@theeventhorizonX1 :D lol
killerred156 1 day ago
Health insuranse for the Quarians!!!
theportalturret 3 days ago
He's the last guy i want protecting the galaxy. He'll just bow down before the reapers and give them all our money
CrossBearerStout 5 days ago
Pft, just say the code.
UncleWerowolf 5 days ago
@UncleWerowolf This isn't a tutorial video. Get your own code.
JosephChrist863 5 days ago
@UncleWerowolf 121.1FP.JJW.W31.H9R.2BL.CV1.77W.EKA.561.157.6
4Deadserious 5 days ago
Does he make bad decisions in mass effect as well?
gh0s7walk3r 5 days ago
SHIP-WIDE HEALTH-CARE FOR EVERYONE.
YES.
Realtexantf2 6 days ago
I knew Shepard was somehow involved in killing Bin Laden!
Mgoblue1017 6 days ago
fuck
HE WANTS TO TAX MY SPACE TO DEATH
tHeWasTeDYouTh 6 days ago
Obama's is gonna try to save the galaxy now? Were f*cked ಠ_ಠ
BansheeGun 6 days ago
What if, we all just shut up and watch the movie.
MrGameObsessive 6 days ago
We need Shepard's birth certificate. He's probably a Reaper for all we know!
IdTheDemon 1 week ago
Calibrations we can believe in!
XGreenBayPackerfanX 1 week ago
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Fantastic work! Now do one of George Bush, so we can say things like:
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the Reapers."
"Saddam was harbouring Reapers!"
"British intelligence has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of raw genetic paste from Africa. Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for human Reaper production."
Nozyspy 1 week ago
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Nozyspy 1 week ago
I find your lack of PC disturbing.
Kazechirashi 1 week ago 3
@Kazechirashi Pardon? I think I bought more games on Steam than I ever will on console. Nice assumption though.
JosephChrist863 1 week ago 7
@JosephChrist863 I was merely pointing out that this game was not on PC, not that you don't ever use PC...
Kazechirashi 1 week ago
@Kazechirashi PC gamers are snobby for a reason, we dont spend 300 on a console we spend 3000+ on a gaming system, as good as xbox's and PlayStations are they can't compete with a PC in levels of customization, addons, features etc
So if we are snobby its because we have spent more than you, we are able to do more things than you, and we know it.
Individuality1990 1 week ago
@Individuality1990 Dude, I'm a PC gamer, I'm just not an elitist dickhead.
Kazechirashi 1 week ago
@Individuality1990 Meaning I don't look down on console gamers just because they're console gamers.
Kazechirashi 1 week ago
@Kazechirashi and we're not a bunch of retards yelling "DIE FAGGOT DIE DIE FUCKHEAD CUNT ILL KILL YOU FUCK YOU CUNT FUCKER ASS DWELLING MAGGOT INFESTED CUM GUZZLING GUTTER WHORE! SUCK THE TEARS OFF MY DICK LOSER!" etc.....It's all I hear when I play online with consoles.
Individuality1990 1 week ago
@Individuality1990 WTF have you been playing lol MW3?
Games like U3, AC:R, GTA4 and Red Dead Redemption barely even have people like that...
supermangakid 5 days ago
@Kazechirashi Why are PC gamers so fucking snobby? WTF do you care how other people play?
gunterdak 1 week ago
@gunterdak Because you can't do this on PC. Quit being an assumptive dick, why dontcha?
Kazechirashi 1 week ago
Why did you ruin a great game with this.
spiralcrisis 1 week ago
@spiralcrisis I'm sure the story, characters, settings, and dialogues that were exactly the same before you saw this video are now dramatically changed because you watched this.
ISeenACar87 6 days ago
The galaxy is doomed.....
MedivalJ 1 week ago
He'll save all of humanity, he'll still be discriminated and hated..
ShadowVampireFTW 1 week ago
Not bad
maxweber06 1 week ago
haha ! nice
DuskyGaming 2 weeks ago
epic.
ONNIHOLTTA 2 weeks ago
Funny thing is, my character looked like Obama BEFORE he became president lol. Looks too much this dude.
dupree82 2 weeks ago
loooooooooooool
adiratus 2 weeks ago
lol part of that face code was most definetly "blck"
AsariC0mmando 2 weeks ago
IN MASS EFFECT 2 has a character creation ? i didn't know that ;d tnx
niki9742 2 weeks ago
Ahahahaha awesome. I'm about to go try to make an Obama character XD lol
Coldchill83 2 weeks ago
I'm Captain Obama, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel
Allyouneedisdance 2 weeks ago 3
cmon guys seriously are we gonna argue politics on a friggin ME2 character creation vid? gimme a break
DFXfactor 2 weeks ago
I'm just going to take that comment down, maybe that will just shut up the people bitching about him already.
Hamptoncltn 3 weeks ago
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Hamptoncltn 3 weeks ago
@Hamptoncltn Please don't turn this page into a political debate. -.-
JosephChrist863 3 weeks ago 23
@JosephChrist863 ironic you say that to me, when there are many others who has been saying things to start a political debate long before i even made that comment.
Hamptoncltn 3 weeks ago
@Hamptoncltn Obama is a republican disguised as a democrat. I think that's why people are pissed right now.
4795623 3 weeks ago
@Hamptoncltn
Nah, he just didn't do anything about.
No wait, he did. He expanded policies of previous guy.
I though Democrats and Republicans should be different. I guess I was wrong.
CroGamer002 3 weeks ago
Ok, if I ever play as male Shep, I know what I'm making him look like...
Kaiserfangirl 3 weeks ago
i didnt know Will Smith was in ME3...
xxxCrackerJack501xxx 3 weeks ago
yes,we can!
q165359 3 weeks ago
just gimmi the code
DarthCommanderPrime 3 weeks ago
I'm Commander Shepard and I approve this message.
ThePinray 3 weeks ago
Why does Jib Jabs "Its Barrack Obama, He's come to save the day!" song come to mind?
RWF24 3 weeks ago
Shepard: *wakes up*
*looks in mirror*
HOLY FUCKING JESUS!
OutoftheblueNinja 3 weeks ago 3
Miranda; HEY, SHUT THE F*CK UP, IM TALKIN ON THE INTERCOM, God damn cerberus technicians playing call of duty all day
JakeNubbin 3 weeks ago
"Let me be clear, Jacob ... you do have a vested interest i-n this station ... but, as President, I will see to it that every killer robot gets free health, uh ... repair insurance."
wolfieinu 3 weeks ago 3
Can we beat the reapers sheppard? Yes, we can
VerlindeTV 4 weeks ago 2
Harbinger: Assuming control of this form.
magnetite2 4 weeks ago
no, chuch testa
yubarta1 4 weeks ago
Kill some reapers? YES WE CAN!
contractki11er 1 month ago 93
haha i made a femail sheperd and it looks like she has down syndrom its so funny look up my GT im CommanderBradAS
CommanderBradAS 1 month ago
The Obama Effect
Flutok 1 month ago
i gave my obama blue eyes
just for the hell of it
User3041 1 month ago
NOT BAD
Hitmanx08 1 month ago 4
That took 1 Minute and 36 Seconds,Fast Fowarded.God has to do that every second.UJellyBro?
Jordan84386 1 month ago
Scary music
LENIN26Rus 1 month ago
America!!! Fuck Yea!!! i would sing that the entire time as obama.
TheGamingPatriot 1 month ago
Not Bad !
Khandize 1 month ago
Obama Shep: YES We can
Reaper: NO You cant
radix9523 1 month ago 4
Not bad. =I
TheNincro 1 month ago
i think that guy is a good campaigner but not a good president
mikenike245 1 month ago
meh, I have seen better
2583060 1 month ago
Obama: Bringing change we need to the galaxy since 2183.
SpectrumA96 1 month ago
Obama: This is my favorite game
Me: OWNED
kriskillerX 1 month ago
Change is coming!
2013branth 1 month ago
*Not Bad Face*
Lackari 1 month ago
Finally, I can make Shepard look at Miranda's ass and make that "Not Bad" face.
AndyRaslan 1 month ago
Barack Shepard: -after blowing up a batarian solar system- they were a threat to galactical security, in other words terrorists!
SkullStrife 1 month ago
If Obama was Shepard, the Reapers would turn back, because they would think that humanity wasn't worth their time.
buffedanimal359 1 month ago 3
"I thought you were still a work in progress"
"Well I guess this is... *sunglasses* a change you can believe in."
macandfriends 1 month ago 4
@macandfriends YEEEEAAAHHHH!!
Wafflepudding 1 month ago
my president is black my lambo is blue holy fuckin shit shepard is too? FTW!!!
KamekazeKuban 1 month ago
Change is coming to The Milky Way!
malscyllis 1 month ago 2
BrackShep: What's with the mechs? Jacob: Racists!
SR2oL3ADER 1 month ago
younger version tho
Executioneer2126 1 month ago
im president barack shapard and this is my favorite video in america
TheGodzillaSithLord 1 month ago
close enuff
Enigmaticdramatic 1 month ago
Its too bad he's a Pompous Ass. Oh Well at least we wont have to see him ever again in 2012.
Macrious 1 month ago
I'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite change on the citadel!
macandfriends 1 month ago
I was going to make a joke about the cost of the Lazarus Project and the national debt, then relate the destruction of the prison ship Purgatory to closing Guantanamo Bay, and then remark about how Joe Biden looks a little bit like the Illusive Man, but then I stopped giving a fuck and went to bed.
robonightmare 1 month ago 122
@robonightmare I swear I thought you'd say you took an arrow in the knee.
FinalNinja447 1 month ago
@FinalNinja447 Haha, that's what I was going for. That joke is insanely overused, though, so I figured I'd end with a surprise.
robonightmare 1 month ago
@robonightmare I wouldn't say INSANELY overused, but its now nearly a part of the internet conversation XD
FinalNinja447 1 month ago
@robonightmare No... THEN... Then, YOU TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE.
RecoverRedeem 4 weeks ago
@robonightmare LOL wow....
TaePoDongIII 3 weeks ago
OMG OMG OMG I DIED OF LAUGHTER!
NeosZangetsu 1 month ago
not bad.
kentoro 1 month ago
i dont even remember the old xbox dashboard ! so nostalgic!
rafamelvins 1 month ago
jacob looks like kanye
Dtroy93 2 months ago
Now he can fuck up the entire galaxy, instead of just one nation.
Laitharex 2 months ago 7
@Laitharex HAHA YES!!!
MrJerelTV 1 month ago 3
@Laitharex Oh come on man, he's doing his best as a president
OBL1997 1 month ago
@OBL1997 I'm not hating, Just a bit of humor.
Laitharex 1 month ago
FUCK Obama. Funded into power by the megabanks + virtually all his cabinet members are people connected to them, made all these loose promises of 'hope' or 'change' and ends up expanding the war in Afghanistan, not closing down guantanimo bay, getting us trillions further into debt, declaring war against Libya etc... 'legally' killed a US citizen abroad (anwar al Awlaki), voted for the National Defense Authorization Act (legally gives Washington the right to imprison a US citizen indefinately)
stoneman289 2 months ago
@stoneman289 LOL its a mass effect 2 video you're a retard you couldn't of picked any anymore retarded place for a political rant
BCt0xiN 2 months ago
@BCt0xiN He's right though.
TheChuchulainn 2 months ago
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stoneman289 2 months ago
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@BCt0xiN sorry, im a huge me2 fan but i just had to put it out there
stoneman289 2 months ago
@stoneman289 Just saying...The debt was created by Bush's 2 terms in office...The debt would have gone up REGARDLESS of what Obama did because of everything that Bush set in motion. If you HONESTLY think you can run a country as well as he can with all the SHIT left behind by Bush then why not run for president. If not, then shut the fuck up and deal with it. We had to deal with Bush for 8 years. Look where that got us.
KaiKuroyomi 1 month ago
is it possible to change your guy/girls appearence after starting the game?
kizzer134 2 months ago
@kizzer134 Nope, but you can change your appearence when you start a new game with your character.
frkenloodles 2 months ago
Who started whining and screaming at 1:37?
FinalNinja447 2 months ago 19
@FinalNinja447 Oh, that was a friend of mine. Probably playing Call of Duty. Tends to be when they whine the most.
JosephChrist863 2 months ago 53
@FinalNinja447 Wasn't me I swear.
stifflersmum7 1 month ago
and this is why obama is president
Fishstixj4l 2 months ago
and children... this is the story of how obama won nobel peace prize...
leodheme 2 months ago 6
Harbinger: Obama you have changed nothing!
0senBlade 2 months ago 6
@0senBlade so true
stoneman289 2 months ago
This is probably just me, but if that was my Shepard I would probably get him killed..a lot
MrLord0069 2 months ago
@MrLord0069 me 2
KidGohan88 2 months ago
@MrLord0069 Why?
KaiKuroyomi 1 month ago
Obama working for Martin Sheen... it's a conspiracy I tell you !
dawsonoo7 2 months ago
man youre awesome
Lenangreal 2 months ago
*insert obama "not bad" face here*
TheArbiter10 2 months ago
I remember playing this game, I choose the Sentinel class :p
Mopehome 2 months ago
@Mopehome same, sentinel is the best class in my opinion because armor is never an issue
R3LL0323 2 months ago
Change!, No Longer will the republicans be Assuming Direct Control....
Lifeless9619 2 months ago 2
i can barely create my self in mass effect yet you can create obama
TheDeadlyraver 2 months ago
Obama girl had something to do with this...
neoceun 2 months ago
He's gonna change the FUCK out of the Reapers!
deathrooster14 2 months ago 2
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"I'm Commander Obama and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"IF YOU SMEEEEEEEELL
WHAT BARACK
IS COOKING!"
*raises one eyebrow*
SolidMike84 2 months ago
@SolidMike84
Khalisah:
"It's fair to say the course of the battle hinged on your wor-"
O:
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!"
*"Barack Bottoms" reporter, followed by the "Homo Sapiens Elbow"*
SolidMike84 2 months ago
Ears size: Maximum XD
mathmous 2 months ago
We're all doomed... Commander Obama will be too busy taking vacations to stop the reaper menace.. buahahah couldn't resist ;)
Matdude3 2 months ago
I made my shep to look like Eminem lol
hattrickster33 2 months ago
"Things must be worse in here if Miranda's got you running around"
Playstation3userr 2 months ago 6
Nice editing by the way. bioware games always seem to do that part well. If only they made choices in DA2 more like kotor,Me1,Me2, SWOTOR and every other game they made.
Davitofrito 2 months ago
I think he'd be a stronger president if he had served four years. Not saying its required, just that his style of governing hasn't exactly won him praise. Bush love or hate him, was a president who got what republican politicians and his conservative supporters wanted. Obama had a super majority and the political capital to do big things. Spending a 1 trillion on carefully planned projects that governors repub/dem say they need is better then throwing money everywhere fast. Obama C+ or B-.
Davitofrito 2 months ago
if Obama stops the reapers in ME 3 he will win the republican vote for sure!
jessimaster 2 months ago
@jessimaster because if there's anything the republicans love more than oppressing the common man, it's going to war...
bollocks2who 2 months ago
eww
lildickheads 2 months ago
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YES WE CAN!!!!
the50fanguy 2 months ago
The bots were hacked by John Mcaine
SolidSnakeTheReal 2 months ago
LOL LOL LOL LOL... He's my next character
kiki18j2 2 months ago
crew:can we defeat the reapers? Obama:yes we can!
blazer1785 2 months ago 75
121.1FP.JJW.W31.H9R.2BL.CV1.77W.EKA.561.157.6
Wowbabey 2 months ago
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- Things must be worse than I thought if Miranda's got you running around.
- Yeah.
- I'll fill you in, but we better get you to the shuttle first.
- Shuttle ? What shuttle, NASA boy ? I stopped that program back in 2010.
- Damn.
IrianZamJaya 2 months ago
the economy getting worse Mr president !!
rami563 2 months ago 6
@rami563 What do u want from me? I saved human colony from the reapers and collectors, to add a bonus, I killed Osama bin laden. LMAO!!
bollocks2who 2 months ago
@bollocks2who
he is set down in the white house ,he did not kill osama bin fucking laden the us Marines did the job
rami563 2 months ago
@rami563 you mean U.S navy seals?? Yeah, but it was on his orders.
bollocks2who 2 months ago
@bollocks2who
you mean George W. Bush order and Obama Follow the order .
but anyways bin laden is dead .
rami563 2 months ago
@rami563 Whatever...in the end, Obama did what Bush couldn't, because Bush was too busy trying to justify the invasion of Iraq after no WMD was found.
bollocks2who 2 months ago
@rami563 You mean the NAVY SEALS( yup totally Marines)
KaiKuroyomi 1 month ago
GIVE THAT BITCH A REAPER
BITCHES LOVE REAPERS
LTARSEWIPE 3 months ago
But if this was really Obama, he would simply say that violence is not the answer, and get wasted in the station lol
Oxideist 3 months ago 4
@Oxideist either that or he goes batshit insane
Darkwarlord1533 2 months ago
dont mess with the president
kashmira6 3 months ago
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Yes, he can.
FinalNinja447 3 months ago
Im barrack obama and this is my favorite Video on youtube.
ThePATRIOT8597 3 months ago 6
Reapers:You cannot defeat me.
Barack Shepard:Yes. we can!!!
tricksterhuaun 3 months ago 179
@tricksterhuaun us*
Antipopularization 3 months ago
@tricksterhuaun its 2AM and this made me lol hysterically..
TheDragonrage25 1 month ago
He's gonna change the HELL out of the reapers. :D
deathrooster14 3 months ago
His ears are too small. Besides, he would rebuke you for working so hard at creating a character. The government should have taken care of that for you.
rjfern7 3 months ago
@rjfern7 dont you mean taken you? :p
Mopehome 3 months ago
@Mopehome ;)
rjfern7 3 months ago
Lol imagine him making love to that alien chick? XD
SpartanForgeWorld300 3 months ago
Can we, team, defeat the Collectors and save the galaxy?
YES! WE! CAN!
Kylelolcat 3 months ago 2
"Now we only need Adolf (Hitler) Shepard and our (Cerberus') plan will be complete, mwahaha" Illusive Man.
WowzersCedition 3 months ago
@WowzersCedition lol I actually made an Adolwolfe Shepard, and though he looked NOTHING like Adolf Hitler, he was a complete and total ass.
kiowa017 3 months ago
retarded white man voice just fits soo well with a black guy :3
TheAwded 4 months ago