War on everything: Funny Christian Part

[salamander1234]

This is sad and funny! The presumptuousness of a few people acting in the name of God, however, does not diminish His reality! Jesus died to save His people from their sin, and to free them from slavery to such things as money, fame, acceptance, good health, importance, food, sex, and self! Although these things can be good things too, but only when used as God intended them. His way is so good, but we naturally distort and destroy all that is good. By God's amazing grace we can be set free!

[KDK1976]

Brilliant :) lMAO

[sumluvlifilth]

Obviously, he should've gone with the $1,000 seed if he expected a miracle. Non-believers have to pay a major markup for god to get off his ass. :)

[pokeshmon]

Fuck religion!

[tehchloe]

Lights! Darks! Rinse cycle! PRAISE JESUS!

[JoelB3783]

@tehchloe That's a function on most washers now!

[Coffeeisnecessary]

Are these people Frankish?

[jawa809]

I've noticed a logical fallacy here. if the gentleman at 3:00 has the ability to be an intermediary between himself and the divine so that that lady can recieve $65,000 why not just ask god to give him the $65,000 and leave that poor womans $58 in her purse ?

[Martial024]

@jawa809 How would they make their money if people didn't prove their faith by sending in their money? Its a tax free business sometimes, why don't you think its safe to assume they are there to rip people off like all the other preachers?

That is pretty much the main function of religion, besides getting people to believe what you want them to believe by saying you know God, and his mind.

[hamada4450]

it is so funny

[jonathan8156]

jesus crist is a regular human being wit no reason 2 be idolized and ur so called god is gay cuz he doesnt exsist so u can make him 2 what ever u want.... hes a black santa

K k K member g@y son of 13itch that r@p3d ur mother and killed ur dog>:3 plus hes a natzi and a retard wit turrets hiv and genital warts! if ur religouse u whouldnt b offended cuz hes ... "IMAGINATION"... and as long as i "believe*throws up*" in him its ok wit you

[loser11man]

Damn all these years I have been dreading doing laundry turns out I was not doing it right lol

[not25yet]

LOOOOOOL!

[freestyleshaman]

"As a special challenge, please prayerfully consider being homeless for a month so we can be more than set enough to breed without regard!" I can think of no better way to spend my ridiculously meager earnings.

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

the bird is actually the word in the holy bible.

[Reflection303]

OK ALL WHO DISSLIKE RELIGION THATS FINE ME 2 BUT DONT BE TALKING ABOUT JESUS CHRIST WHO CAME TO SAVE YOU ALL WHO SIN THATS [ALL] OF US.john3:17 FOR GOD DID NOT SEND HIS SON IN TO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN THE WORLD,BUT THAT THE WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT BE SAVED.trun from your sin see god hates sin because hes a HOLY GOD WITHOUT SIN AND YES WITH SIN YOU PERISH AND THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE YOU FROM SIN IS JESUS HE SHED HIS BLOOD FOR YOU.REPENT TRUN 2 HIM BELIEVE IN JESUS TAKE HIM AS LORD BE BORN AGAIN

[joshwallace207]

@Reflection303 There is no god, but there is a caps lock button.

[rickgigliotti]

I am a Christian and Kennith Copland, Mike Murdock, and Benny Hinn are just after money (which is obvious). There is a lot of information about their false teachings. Please do not judge Christianity based on the few heretics out there.

This video is funny, but it is sad that people are like that...

[ih8makinusernames]

Did i hear the thing?

[rainerfilm]

Nice ending.

[rainerfilm]

IT IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY!!!! I SWEAR !!!! 

[bagelboi66]

If it was just about money I might be amused, but too many xtian leaders use the cover of faith to do horrendous things to children and youth.

[dangerouslytalented]

Love of god = harvest of fresh underpants.

[bricbob1986]

that shit is so fucked up, i mean i dont feel bad for the fools who believe these "religious" assholes, but it is still pretty grose to use someone's faith to get them to send you money. all i can do is hope that common sense will prevail and people will stop funding these morons, but it keeps happening.

[Ome99]

"tell them about the mircale of the $1000 seed" I laughed so hard my parents walked to my room thinking something had happened to me.

[Cdouglas0906]

@Ome99 when is the last time you sowed a $1000 seed. You don't know the results. Dr. Mike Murdock dosen't pocket money as you think. He is a very generous man. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I would probably believe you.

[Ome99]

@Cdouglas0906 Well sir, I hope God rewards you according to you actions and intentions, but I am afraid, that that the "Dr" has put the money where it doesn't belong, this is as nice as I can put it.

[queentrissa]

LMAO so funny

[MrAbbu2010]

dunno what's wierd....the fact that such programs actually exist or the fact that many people actually ENJOY watching them!!!

[atheistkyo]

hahahah these people are so retarded

[saosaosaoy]

"words are things"

[xXxFridayThe13thxXx]

FUCK CHRISTIANITY!

These fuckin jews made this disgusting religion to brainwash people.

Hail Odin!

Sieg Heil!

[Dilandau666]

Christian are so full of it! the reason why they cant find the page in the bible is because they have not taken the time to read the bible! if they actually do as they preach and read the over-rated door-stopper they would turn atheist!! its full of rapes mass murders! by, and in the name of, there (non-existent) "god".

[metalixmillenium15]

@Dilandau666

So I take it that you've read the bible.

It's funny how, if you really have read it, you would also know that God repremended those actions, and that he offers hope to even the "least of these".

You are right. Many Christians are full of it,and hypocracy, but let me tell you that youwon't find that from real christians.

We all need Jesus. Me, You, Yo Mama, My Mama. Everyone on the planet.

Take some time and read the bible again and you'll find the same hope I have

God Bless

[AgentRiot13]

@metalixmillenium15

So i take it you've only read the parts in the bible showing god as a pretty good guy and you completely ignored the parts where he acts like a psychotic, bloodthirsty, slavery endorsing sexist warmonger?

Yeah most of you ignorant christians do that. YOU go read the whole bible, alright? Leviathan be praised!

[metalixmillenium15]

@AgentRiot13

You were right. I should have gone and read the bible. So I did. My opinions unchanged. If you'll read those parts, you'll notice that God always gave them at least 2 straight, out front chances, and then many more that aren't labeled as chances. Yes, it's hard to understand the punishment in the old testament, but if you'll read the new testament (not just because you think I'm trying to convert you, but because then you'll at least know how you sound) you'll see it all changed.

[djayawarman]

What more evidence these christian needs

WAKE UP ... It's A FABRICATION

[superafgpower]

omg, these Crispians r soooooooo funny.

[litlemadguitarist]

Most christian shows are just idiots trying to make money of peoples religion, mostly thers no faith involved.

[Cymakil]

are you doing laundry in the love of God?

[breda83]

the convict accent is so stupid sounding

[arielcjr]

christian progamming is a joke, but being christian is not... (Mr. Hinn sure does make a lot of money for pushing people)

[RealityGameWorld]

No wonder people are dumb, religious programs are just dumbing people down, funny at the end lol

[CadaverKiller]

Christian programming is a fucking joke.

[technologysucks]

"Planting a seed in mike's bank account really pays off"

So, I should ejaculate into his bank account and get my jizz all over his money? Wait, what sort of seed were we talking about?

[tommystros]

EXPECT A HARVEST LOL

[v2keener]

I BE-LEIVE!! Praise the Jesus. His crackers are delicious!!!

Let me speak in the tongues, my brethren: qi naswe nasl iwn alks nwei anls uwe bagl ab ewu gbjaksd bug kwjbg alks dbg iebg ak sjbdg ie jbgas n ;lasd jbg kasdj bgask.

...F**k... Did I put a semi-colon in there? That semi-colon was from the deville!! Everything else was from the sky God all my T.

[Tiahur76]

that's good...crackers...hahahahaha when they were pushing people down, nice.

[TheBlueName]

love the last part LOL

[SEMAT56]

Sacha Baron Cohen should interview those bible thumpers

[eliteanarchy]

Move all christians to one country/continent expect a war.lol

[Rey4Life]

if you are a christian islam or jew you get fucked like that ! LOL

[Zentz29]

people that fall for this type of shit deserve it. fucking pathetic...

[FyFhFr25]

Give $1000 to the church and expect a miracle in one week .

One week later, the miracle is you are still alive! The devil wants to kill you, but God intercedes and he saves your life. That's a miracle money can't buy. What is a mere $1000?

[FyFhFr25]

" In the beginning there was the Tao, and from this Tao all things came into existence" - Bible writers plagarized from the chinese religion.

[wesCA1]

Its these kind of Christians that jesus is talking about in Matthew where he says "depart from me you workers of iniquity I never knew you." even though they claim to have done miracles and cast out demons in his name. Don't these type of people turn you away from God, just because they use his name doesnt mean that God has anything to do with there ministry

[TheKilgoretrout]

Did he say anointing or annoying? LOL

[Face2nutts]

Sew a seed? People who believe in this shit...desirve to be taken for a ride. I hope some day they will wake the fuck up.

[anon77xyz]

religion is big business! if not money, you can get lots of power or influence within society at the very least without doing anything at all

[ninjanerd8]

It's like being respected for knowing the Star Trek series really well. It's fiction. It would be funny if it weren't so depressing and maddening.

[charlesevans071995]

@anon77xyz please dont let these people (the christian show not the commentators) lead you to think this these few dont repesent biblical pratice and fool christian who dont know much about the bible

[TORLBC]

lol...nothing more

[wirewood1]

These people are frauds. I'm old enough to have heard this shit so many times that I know it's lies. I've seen people believe this shit and nothing happens other than they make idiots of themselves. They are liars, from hell itself. False prophets. Fuck them and the havoc they wreak.

[david3newman]

you had me till "They are liars, from hell itself"

=]

[Manch3st3rUnited]

religious ppl need to stop talking now

[EGLchan]

The last part is the best! xD

[AmusedChild]

If "words are things," how about believers just say "twelve hundred dollars" instead of sending the money to Mike Murdoch? According to Ken Copeland and his sidekick, it should work!

[juaneco8829]

so, the word is a sin, but you don't see the sin, you've actually just done it, but you don't realize... so, the bible being the word of god is... Is The bible the sin of god??? :O

[Momiji1005]

haha

just push people over to heal them :P

[jedum1]

Good stuff.

[MiPedoteTUMBA]

lol!

[getsilly87]

laundry in the name of god im confused

[virago1776]

She said if you do it in the name of God you will get a harvest.

I guess that means that if you pray over your dirty jeans and such and then throw them in the wash they will come out covered in corn and beans and stuff.

Could save us a fortune in groceries.

Then we could send 58 of those saved dollars to that Murdoc fellow and get 65 thousand back.

Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

[chris3443]

My pile of dirty clothes has been there for months now :(  Fuck God

[virago1776]

Well, there goes your harvest.

Really though, would you like God better if he did your laundry?

I wonder if he does windows?

Nah, That's Bill gates.

On the other hand that's the same thing I guess.

[phantomninja01]

so that's the cure for cancer!

[otherwisesaid]

False hope. But I guess it helps psychologically.

[scottklarr]

I cant wait to be sent to hell for eternity - I will have SO much more time on my hands to laugh at the christians!

[Gellvos]

i heard hell has Free Central heating :O

[chris3443]

I personally choose pergatory, floating in nothing will be cool

[tp7productions]

XD hahaha!!!

[PortablePinoy]

@Gellvos Ya, you'll be burning in it.

[Gellvos]

@PortablePinoyBecause you said so? nah I probably wont. :)

[quietjedi1010101]

@Gellvos Asn and great big HOT tub, Imagine baking pies, without an oven.

[TwoLOUDsrEVIAL]

Thats a lame excuse by ALL religious fucknuts..you are a idiot.

[bagelboi66]

@RichoRosai Why do you need to be derogatory to one group of people in order to decry another group?

[bibbsi]

LMAO.... The back hander at the end!! hahah

[Mistic283]

FUCK! I cant stop laughing! They hit it on the head, chest, neck!

[LingaShaved]

christians can do anything for money, even sell jesus successfully... as i can see it.

[redAkamaru13]

LOL

[MMZ]

this video is hilarious lol

[RightHandJack]

omg that wheelchair guy and the woman at 4:55,that was hilarious!

[ZorkFox]

Funny how the faith healer can cure arthritis, cancer, et cetera, but not missing limbs. :P Convenient!

[chyrd]

didn't you hear? god hates fags, the swiss and amputees...

[SuperAl19]

hahah faith healer part was hilarious

[Justjokingjackrabbit]

I loved it! Couldn't stop laughing.

[edidpro]

Interesting that they use Kenneth Copeland as an example. He CAN be easy to mock. Kind of like using Jay Leno as an example of a talk show host who's supposed to be funny.

[lokkie98]

hey like I believe in god

but this christian are just crazy

only 1200 dls!!!!!!!

my my dad has not paid child-support for 17 years, i haven't even seen him for 17 years

and I'm 17 years old

[dardonZ]

I like this show lol

[Domzdream]

Is this a show in AUSTRALIA? Looks awesome!

[Norealistic]

I have to say THE BEST VIDEO IN THE NET About Religions.

I Belive in God But You Dont Need to pay for God to love you.

Love is Free and God Love all his children

We dont have to PAY MONEY

[JonO387]

Word!

[tristaniafan]

What are they supposed to be talking about?

it's funny though.

[virago1776]

They are talking about the word which is the thing I just typed, and though I thought the word before I typed the word, you couldn't see the word until I typed the word and you won't hear the word until I say the word unless you hear a bird say the word and the word is the bird and the bird is the bird.

(Search The Bird Is The Word on youtube)

[virago1776]

Sheesh!

The bird is the word.

Thank ye Jesus! I got it now.

[ChaoticKitten09]

LOL That was awesome!!!

[pointlessexercise]

If those people genuinely believe in God - they should be spending all that money on the best flame retardant laundry they can take into their afterlife. Well done Chasers on a great piece.

PS. timthechester88 - no, not typical aussie comedy at all. That's why they're a standout, mate.

[dimthelight]

I'm Christian. But I am proud of this video. Thank you for exposing the FRUAD. Where poor people give money and these so-called christians have million dollar houses. (People wonder why there is so many starving people in the world) heres the answer.

[timthechester88]

Typical and brillant aussie comedy

Makes me proud to be a non christian australian

[sharonny19]

holy shit, what did that broad say about harvesting laundry? LOL ... crazy fairy tale tellers who love money.

[andrithio]

lawl, i loved the benny hinn part! lawl!

[DBAViking]

I knew this guy who planted some seeds once and expected a harvest and then he charged 10 bucks for a bag of his "harvest"

[sillychrist]

Gullible simpletons buying their way to heaven.

So silly.

[mastereck]

LMAO this shit is funny as hell...which is exactly where these con-artist preachers are headed

[macman13]

"so when I say "word," i release a thing, but you don't see the thing when I say it, you heard the thing before you saw the thing because I said the thing, it's heard before it's seen"

word

[fonna]

**LOL*.....what show is THAT. Something from the UK , I bet.

[otherwisesaid]

I believe it's from Australia. It's called "(The) Chaser's War on Everything."

[xxmento8xx]

@fonna listen to the accent, i promise you it is not from uk

[jymbo1969]

@xxmento8xx This is the Chaser... Aussies.

[dankling]

Keep in mind when watching this that it is a European video. They aren't spreading hatred against Christianity, just poking fun and making an audience laugh. I bet there are many Christians in the audience. It's just the culture in Europe - they don't get offended over jokes like we do; because they really are just jokes.

[godsbrotherinlaw]

well they are aussies actually but not far off, they share alot of humour with the brits... and you'll probably find that the french and the germans etc dont have the same sort of humour as this but it is a real i supose anglo british thing

[Ghoul5055]

Fuck Christianity!

HAIL THY BAPHOMET!

[Dalbert342]

lmao christans should be caged and made preform for us so we have a few laughs

[otherwisesaid]

LOL... funny

[metalixmillenium15]

@Dalbert342 wow. I'm a christian.

You really think so?

I do a great monkey impression. So glad that you think we'd be worthy to entertain you in cages.

[macheath2K]

plant a $1k seed in MY garden and watch what happens!!!

[yzemagic]

The Chaser are legends

[imamSnake280]

lol christains, could they get dumber

[kev3d]

If they were any dumber, they'd be muslims. I always wondered why god needs cash, I mean, can't the dude make gold?

[RhiscFactor]

Not hilarious, but amusing. As a Christian, some of it is clearly out of context, some of it is truly cooky. I hope you don't think that stuff represents all of Christianity.

[rdapimpjuice1]

It definitely doesn't represent all Xianity, but the people who are doing it and those who believe in it represent a good portion of Xians.

[otherwisesaid]

Agreed.

[CapnOrdinary]

OMG how do people manage to buy into that kind of shit? This is hysterically funny, fav'd.

[NotWhollySane]

Hilarious!! I'm favoriting this one.

[Mistercharming]

Wow! if you really understood the meaning of sowing, seeds, harvest, and reaping this wouldn't be so funny! :0(

[gehennax66]

funny stuff. i'm a christian (of course i don't practice the same way televangelists/faith healers do), and i THOROUGHLY enjoyed this.

[Wazaylon]

OMG!!!!

this is sooooooo funny

i'm still laughing as i write this

[trixeatsweetbix]

'words are things or they're word things'

[otherwisesaid]

lol.I can't stop laughing at this part.

[trixeatsweetbix]

friggin hilarious. i heart the chaser

[brittkenda]

lol. its a joke, funniest video ever! people can be stupid

[nicktamaman]

who cares if ALL christians are not like that...those people are and if they have the right to aired that shit, we surely have the right to make fun of it...

[katanaking007]

Excellent point

[faceasc]

Pretty funny shit, satanic bastards.

[chocoholic78]

omg. you should not make fun of christians just because of these people. not all christians are like that.

[girliecars]

its true not all christians r like that... but these ppl are, which means its funny

[aussietogo]

i'm christian too but this is just for fun! you bloody fanatical christian....

[JHunter22]

Laughed like a donkey.

[b0bfrAnk]

that was pretty stupid. they were making fun of something people base their lives on. i think they were looking at it from a really immature point of view and didn't show enough of each clip, just what they wanted us to see. it was really prejudiced and Christians aren't like that.

[invisi3ill]

no. It was spot on.

Not all Christians are like that. A lot are, though.

[denizceptacon]

yes they r

[conartist1991]

LoL if you really think that all of them are like that then your just as dumb as that minority...GO Da Chasers!!

[kyraem]

you gotta be able to laugh at yourself and the chaser guys are a crack up.

[shanenp]

that old guy benny isn't pushing anyone...look closely, he barely touches them... this is a funny send up though...

[Spocko000]

American morons.

[lebgurl2nv]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[LostTrousers]

Ah,yeah. I remember this episode.

[lisamariefan]

Wow...do people actually take Televangelists seriously?

It's funny, though. :P

[JDRedstone]

"The cure for every known illness is pushing people over"

Lol, awesome! =)

[NekaiiOnera]

LOL! :D

[Jimmys01]

!!!

No comment needed.

[thinknact]

It is funny and at the same time it is very sad considering the millions of emotinal people that watch these shows and get fired up.