I say Ol' Binkstah, if you were given a Rorscharch inkblot test by objective observers, your results could have landed you: in a maximum security mental health facility, a gig as a writer for Family Guy, a nomination in the Tea Party, your brain in a jar labeled "Property of Wright-Patterson AFB Hangar 18, Roswell New Mexico."
I implore you Binkala Baby, keep plumbing the depths of the abyss you call your mind.
Ha ha, excellent. I almost thought you were going to say that Hawaii was a Picasso face painting. Tip of the cap to you, sir, for making me laugh my ass off. You are excellence in a Progresso soup can.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha the world deserves to know! ive been living next to the kid with 6nipples for 25 years this is break thru stuff well played sir
Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana all look like a person fuck another person: Kentucky, West Virginia and Virginia whose legs are up in the air: Illinois, Wisconsin and part of Michigan.
Hate and envy are two separate things...and believe me, in many countries, you are NOT envied. I wouldn't sacrifice personal happiness for any material gains...and who cares WHAT color your president it? He could be blue for all I care...you guys put way too much emphasis on race.
Exactly right. This country is now shit because people elected a shit president just because they said "Oh, he's black, if I don't vote for him, I must be racist". Obviously a good 40% of the US was racist for one day since McCain got a lot of votes too, though.
And, "we're rich"? LOL. No. We're only worth 5 cents more than the Canadian dollar now. We were worth over 1½ over the CA$, and now the US dollar is worth nothing. We're not rich, we're in a depression. Get over it.
Micfri123 you really are a dumb sack of shit, you know that? God, you give America a bad name! Do the country a favor and go flush your head in the toilet. I hate overly-patriotic Americans such as yourself (btw I'm American too).
k buddy. america is for white people and blacks are the slaves......THATS WHAT THE FIRST PRESIDENT THOUGHT......SO FUCK OFF AND EXCEPT THE TRUTH....BUDDY.
What in the hell are you talking about? I never said anything about race! NO ONE said anything about race! And no, America is not "for the whites," it's for everyone! The land of equal opportunity. And "that's what the first president thought." What?! Okay, lets say you dumbass bullshit what correct; let's say that Washington did believe that. SO WHAT? Is he god and everything he says is law and should be written down for generations to follow? NO! God you are stupid
yeah but Washington still had slaves, for cleaning and cotton picking so........lets get real u STUPID ASS. u can't say shit 2 that bitch. and he whipped them.....theres a documentary about that. SO UR STUPID U NIGGER. WHITE POWER!!! NAZI NAZI
I get the boat part, and I get the WTC part, but where's a plan or fire? I think you just meant the World Trade Center on a boat sideways, no the event of 9/11.
To be honest, none of these are supposed to make much sense. Thank you for the question though. I'd rather not get too far into this because it's rather morbid, but the east side of Pennsylvania (to me) looked like fire, which of course is an exaggeration of that day's horrible events. Thanks for the comment!
This is only cool if your the one playing the piano in a pink leotard and yellow tights while drinking a long island ice tea....i guessed it didn't i? What did i win?
I started my life as a very strange demon dog then lived in a snail sucking puddle of slime, only to end up as an upside down bird hugging a handgun...where to next?
Binkie, I must say this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I be wondering, be it you who made this, if so could I send you pictures of Irelands counties, so you may do something like this? Do respondeth.
Why do the penises and vaginas look like black rectangles, is that "art"?
Do you mean that our sex organs are no more than dark voids that, no matter how much sex you have, you need to feed the demon even MORE, with hot dinosaurs and eventually leading to a gaping hole in your soul that makes you hate your grandfather for causing you to exist, and you put him on the cold, cold ride over the river Styx into Hades itself?
greaat, i live where everyone cuts cheese...
deen1207 1 month ago
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knuxdude99 2 months ago
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I live in the man on his knees with a cold
u2dvdbonofunny 2 months ago
I live in fucking Pennsylvania...
Guerrillablackdog 2 months ago
TUNE!
chillionastick1 3 months ago
cannot unsee
jgman81 3 months ago
Love this vid. Freakin HILARIOUS. Brilliant. Channels/Vids like yours is the singular thing that make America great. Now we can bless america.
IIarcon2II 4 months ago
(: I live in the man on his knees with a cold
sheiksubra 4 months ago
This video finally made me subscribe. A 2 year old video. How odd. Also, whoopie cushion.
snotball007 5 months ago
It goes by too fast for me to follow.
JiveDadson 5 months ago
Lol autism.
Zeanu 5 months ago
Thats why Florida is awesome
CAPAirman94 5 months ago
This video causes AIDS!
arkivx1 7 months ago
I rofld.
Flood was here.
eggsaladinthetub 7 months ago
Very inventive video, I love it.
bbuteo 10 months ago
what a neat video, very imaginative...haha
ReinaValera1865 11 months ago
Pennsylvania is not funny! Other than that though, very creative!
MsDjk34 11 months ago
Thats damn creative, I'll give it that.
Zzyyxxyyxx 1 year ago
This is awesome!
teamguy246 1 year ago
North Dakota: Ticket to disappointment LOL
cartermcpyro 1 year ago
@cartermcpyro Ain't THAT the truth
gingerbreadcorpses 1 year ago
lol cool \\m// (>_<) \\m//
metalvocalistwanted 1 year ago
I say Ol' Binkstah, if you were given a Rorscharch inkblot test by objective observers, your results could have landed you: in a maximum security mental health facility, a gig as a writer for Family Guy, a nomination in the Tea Party, your brain in a jar labeled "Property of Wright-Patterson AFB Hangar 18, Roswell New Mexico."
I implore you Binkala Baby, keep plumbing the depths of the abyss you call your mind.
SeeTimeRun391 1 year ago 12
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SeeTimeRun391 1 year ago
YES i live on a one armed sea dragon!
natedrummer13 1 year ago
I'd certainly say it's creative, doing a video on the shapes of the United States.
TransexualTriumphs 1 year ago
Yay! I live in the Batman state!
CFkid1996 1 year ago 5
@CFkid1996 Fuck, yeah! O-H-I-O!
abagailkolk 1 month ago
you got way too much time to burn. how do you do it? I'd like to have that as an option, which is preferable to a life of toil & struggle.
Kazyman 1 year ago
This video has opened my eyes.
TheBoldBroadcast 1 year ago
0:24 XD
craponnaruto 1 year ago
Yay!!! I live in "Ancient Greek dinosaur orgy"!!
elc1960 1 year ago
LMAO @ man with worlds largest left eyebrow celebrates his 67th birthday...ahahaha real random. moo ima pig.
Flash13FLy 1 year ago
That was funny. ^_^
*standing ovation*
kreeboy411 1 year ago
omg i loe it you are si imaginative and creative i love it was hilarious..especially the guy in tge boat leaving the person the beach
bookwormpianist 1 year ago
Binkie Mc Fartnuggets...
this is so wierd and your name is the coup de grâce... I had to like this but I don't know why... I see that Penn fire btw
chrono144 1 year ago
just silly! loved it!
chatroomchi 1 year ago
brilliant deductions!
dementationnetwork 1 year ago
The left profile of Montana may remind one of Richard M. Nixon
trh2130 1 year ago
hahahaaa.. I LOVE this!! Thanks for a real contribution to YouTube...
somewhereone 1 year ago
I love that the last ones are the funniest. Crazy Guy about to Eat a Hotdog ftw.
oywidapoodles 1 year ago
Ha ha, excellent. I almost thought you were going to say that Hawaii was a Picasso face painting. Tip of the cap to you, sir, for making me laugh my ass off. You are excellence in a Progresso soup can.
Ravewithme19 1 year ago
2:03 LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
LoneWolfProtege 1 year ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha the world deserves to know! ive been living next to the kid with 6nipples for 25 years this is break thru stuff well played sir
RjGatt21 1 year ago
i live in batman. yeeeessss :3
egglybagleface 1 year ago
I live east of a hot dog?
hahaha ^_^
MissLucyBoomer 1 year ago
Something tells me this isn't serious.
Faybro 1 year ago
Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana all look like a person fuck another person: Kentucky, West Virginia and Virginia whose legs are up in the air: Illinois, Wisconsin and part of Michigan.
kingjonnyboy117 2 years ago
if ohio gets batman, then ohio wins
lanakid1 2 years ago
lol@how my state of Georgia didn't get anything good or bad out of this.
Fyter2008 2 years ago
1:27 xD
ExplosiveStone 2 years ago
The only thing I liked about this video was that my state is the goddamn Batman.
JFMello1116 2 years ago
whats the song?
2005stanley 2 years ago
fuck this
myass1998 2 years ago
lol do the Canadian provinces and territories now
spinklevic 2 years ago
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fuck canada btich
Micfri123 2 years ago
...and then people wonder why the world hates Americans...
Khaleeka 2 years ago
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people hate americans because we have everything and we are rich. S0 BRING IT ON. WE CAN TAKE IT. r president is black BITCH.
Micfri123 2 years ago
Hate and envy are two separate things...and believe me, in many countries, you are NOT envied. I wouldn't sacrifice personal happiness for any material gains...and who cares WHAT color your president it? He could be blue for all I care...you guys put way too much emphasis on race.
Khaleeka 2 years ago
Exactly right. This country is now shit because people elected a shit president just because they said "Oh, he's black, if I don't vote for him, I must be racist". Obviously a good 40% of the US was racist for one day since McCain got a lot of votes too, though.
And, "we're rich"? LOL. No. We're only worth 5 cents more than the Canadian dollar now. We were worth over 1½ over the CA$, and now the US dollar is worth nothing. We're not rich, we're in a depression. Get over it.
AsSeenOnYourMom 2 years ago
Micfri123 you really are a dumb sack of shit, you know that? God, you give America a bad name! Do the country a favor and go flush your head in the toilet. I hate overly-patriotic Americans such as yourself (btw I'm American too).
peanuts447 2 years ago
k buddy. america is for white people and blacks are the slaves......THATS WHAT THE FIRST PRESIDENT THOUGHT......SO FUCK OFF AND EXCEPT THE TRUTH....BUDDY.
Micfri123 2 years ago
What in the hell are you talking about? I never said anything about race! NO ONE said anything about race! And no, America is not "for the whites," it's for everyone! The land of equal opportunity. And "that's what the first president thought." What?! Okay, lets say you dumbass bullshit what correct; let's say that Washington did believe that. SO WHAT? Is he god and everything he says is law and should be written down for generations to follow? NO! God you are stupid
peanuts447 2 years ago
yeah but Washington still had slaves, for cleaning and cotton picking so........lets get real u STUPID ASS. u can't say shit 2 that bitch. and he whipped them.....theres a documentary about that. SO UR STUPID U NIGGER. WHITE POWER!!! NAZI NAZI
Micfri123 2 years ago
Fucking shut your mouth and except what the hell GEORGE WASHINGTON SAID. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT RACIST SHIT ON YOUTUBE, GET IT?
fireemblemtard9 2 years ago
2:27-2:32. That's really messed up...
Blade772 2 years ago
lol 1:16 GO PATRIOTS!
lycanlover123 2 years ago
Ancient greek dinosaur orgy. ROFLOL
wolfFrEaK1 2 years ago
ur a fag
myass1998 2 years ago
that was hilarious.
tayyylovesyoux3 2 years ago
Good decision to make the nose gods Feature this one, as it will attract pleasant gruntings from the gods of views and ratings.
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
my state is a soupe rifle!
JTtheDevilDog 2 years ago
You are messed up.
chica476 2 years ago
At least my state (FL) was something cool.
SilveniumTheDrifter 2 years ago
why would a hippo grab a jumping trout?
zanychimp 2 years ago
Why wouldn't it? It is Binkieland after all.
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
let me rephrase that... HOW would a hippo grab a jumping trout?
zanychimp 2 years ago
With the strength of a thousand starving elves crying for food, of course.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 2 years ago
LOL 2 thumbs down! Is this really such a bad comment???
zanychimp 2 years ago
Very weird, and that silent movie music makes me feel like I am being chased by a locomotive!
5 stars of COURSE!
MiKikaIwaShizaru 2 years ago
You are.
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
Thanks for telling me, I was running for 2 weeks before I jumped out of the way!
I had no idea it was behind me, luckily, I just reached the end of that very long trestle bridge!
MiKikaIwaShizaru 2 years ago
Wow. That was so totally weird. I gave it 4 stars, but I'm not sure I know how to feel, lol.
windbeamproductions 2 years ago
Well for starters, you should feel a little ashamed about not giving it 5 stars.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 2 years ago 21
@BinkieMcFartnuggets why is the snail sucking slime and the slime being mexico? bitch!! >=(
The831BayArea 1 year ago
LOL Very creative. Hilarious.
The last one made me lol.
oywidapoodles 2 years ago
I P OFFEN EFFIN HILARIOUS
COCONDECK 2 years ago
My state is a very strange demon dog, i faved this
HeyItsMackey 2 years ago
hey me too!
57ilikepie57 2 years ago
This is quite possibly the most random and nonsensical video I've ever seen.
emmelawrence 2 years ago
0:18 looks more like the kool aid guy from family guy lmao
gta4ratman 2 years ago
WOOOOOOO i liek thisssssssssssss so creative.....
UNDFTD8 2 years ago
i agree
urmom436 2 years ago
2:29 Doesn't make any sense.
You said "9/11 on a boat"
I get the boat part, and I get the WTC part, but where's a plan or fire? I think you just meant the World Trade Center on a boat sideways, no the event of 9/11.
MeatMachineStudios 2 years ago
To be honest, none of these are supposed to make much sense. Thank you for the question though. I'd rather not get too far into this because it's rather morbid, but the east side of Pennsylvania (to me) looked like fire, which of course is an exaggeration of that day's horrible events. Thanks for the comment!
BinkieMcFartnuggets 2 years ago
Wow; Re-reading my comment made me realize how much I sound like a foreigner. lol
Also, I noticed what you meant of the east side looking like fire AND yes, it is a pretty morbid subject. I was pretty tired when I wrote that.
I loved the video, by the way. Thanks for sharing!
MeatMachineStudios 2 years ago
@BinkieMcFartnuggets ohhhh i see it :p
EyedeaXAbilities 6 months ago
wow..........
xcaptainobvious 2 years ago
Mozart is awesome only because of the Amadeus movie.
seinfan9 2 years ago
getta life! ha!
drumplayer1212 2 years ago
LOL. This was very clever. I enjoyed it!!! AHAHAHA. Connecti-cut. LOL
StroutsInk 2 years ago
lmao Texas
octobag 2 years ago
Which one? Ah, go on, tell me. I promise not to let the weasels know.
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
Greece? England? Ireland? Sweden? Norway? Denmark? Croatia? Japan? South Africa? Argentina?
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
...Italy?
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
Oh, now I understand their bizarre shapes. Speaking of bizarre shapes, my wang bends at a 90 degree angle. Is this normal?
CinnamonRoller14 2 years ago
Normal? IT'S GLORIOUS!!
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better about myself. Plus, it makes my wang a lot easier to suck on.
CinnamonRoller14 2 years ago
COLORRODO IS GROSS
therealnessie 2 years ago
This is only cool if your the one playing the piano in a pink leotard and yellow tights while drinking a long island ice tea....i guessed it didn't i? What did i win?
aprilhenderson07 2 years ago
1:17 is where i live! haha.
love how the state of where i live is actually normal.
xxMirokuJrxx 2 years ago
woo! Me too. Damn right we're normal.. we are normal, right?
1Vinder1 2 years ago
haha, your from maine?
and of course, mainers are normal i guess...
except for the few hicks that live here...
xxMirokuJrxx 2 years ago
1:20 GO MARYLAND! we do have many unicorn fetuses, you are correct
JHLZ55 2 years ago
new mexico?
SKEPTIKAL87 2 years ago
2:03
jurkonpurpose 2 years ago
ya you definitely got my state right lol.
OREGON.
HAHA!
allisonmae16 2 years ago
Brilliant.
AznPersuazn90210 2 years ago
i hate mexicans.
LeonTrollsky 2 years ago
it all makes sense now...
kooozle 2 years ago
Hmm.... you got my state pretty much dead on. well done.
PatrickRob82 2 years ago
lol illinois
JMB106 2 years ago
I've always had that same theory about Montana, now I see it has been confirmed. Thank you.
HatsuneForever 2 years ago
very clever
willbrown69 2 years ago
colorado
link1nparkEEEwarrock 2 years ago
Excellent video very cleaver regards John & Keith
japroctor 2 years ago
hahahaha damn luv ur sense of humor lmao
LiveLarfLuv 2 years ago
batman lmfao
diddykongfu 2 years ago
I wish Canada had lots of provinces...
Just kidding...
JonnehsWorld 2 years ago
I started my life as a very strange demon dog then lived in a snail sucking puddle of slime, only to end up as an upside down bird hugging a handgun...where to next?
alissaz3 2 years ago
pure genius. I like your psyche.
alissaz3 2 years ago
gay ass video!
lilbrim21 2 years ago
haha, this is awesome xD
Prohunter93 2 years ago
im pritty sure the Upper Penisula isnt a "Pig" its more of a wolf shape and Down state is more pig because it has the fattest city in the US Detriot
darkarch757 2 years ago
me and my friend see for new jersey a fat frankenstein
ghiiirocker1 2 years ago
O_O
McGturtle3 2 years ago
1:35 "Mississippi - Alien preparing to serve man" :DD
That was funny!
A0oi 2 years ago
hahahaha do you have A.D.D this is awesome :P
explodingcrack435 2 years ago
colorado
Woobie6 2 years ago 4
0;25 LOL
Woobie6 2 years ago
Georgia ! *lol* and also profound!
santasxgirlfriend 2 years ago
lol, excellent!
MunchieToons 2 years ago
XD omg you're amazing hahahaha!
-punkie
PunkieCanLipSync 2 years ago
this is funny 5 outta 5. good job
barneyruble40 2 years ago
The creepy thing is, who took the photo and hanged it on your wall?
Seems to me like there's a'conspiring going on here.
JapanForSale 2 years ago
I love you.
PhrozenFox 2 years ago
Haha, this is the best yet, excellent busting gut here!
crmfghtr 2 years ago
kentucky is the best they just move to fast, had to pause to read some.
spooky57571 2 years ago
lmaooo CONNECTICUT!
angelsky123 2 years ago
ha ha, mold superman logo, that's me
SouthShooter 2 years ago
no wonder why i live in rhode island
and i have a sexual desire for dinosaurs
;D LMFAO
retartedpineapple123 2 years ago
dude i seriously thought i was the only one who saw new jersey as man! though in my version he is side ways and doesnt have a cold, but a suit!
Victorchapin 2 years ago
I peed when I saw Iowa lmao
cookiesandslipknot 2 years ago
racist why does NJ have a cold, but brilliant
MuteThePoopUp321 2 years ago
the most ubncreative thing to do with ones time
MaryJaneAddiction 2 years ago
i've studied subliminal-sublimation for 20 years and i can attest that all of this is true
youdontknowsquat 2 years ago 3
You don't know SQUAT
maninwhitedress 2 years ago
oh man I live right on the dead cricket's underarm
Pieishman 2 years ago
lmfao me to
mynameisjonassss 2 years ago
lol beverly hills chihuahua.
zomgwtfss 2 years ago
Pretty creative stuff Bink
agentbong138 2 years ago
Lol funny vid !
samerhadionline 2 years ago
brilliant!
YllenNoslen 2 years ago
This is so childish but it's still way funnier than anything I've ever seen on youtube.
NewYorkCanWait 2 years ago
omg, this is way too funny! 5 stars! :-)
Therapist1972 2 years ago
NEBRASKA HAS CHEESE!!
RooandCas 2 years ago
lol delaware...
thehontry1 2 years ago
this is creative~I like it.
ouchstudio 2 years ago
a vary nice made video
i very enjoy watch it
u should get more view of that :)
cysontm 2 years ago
... but in the one with Wyoming... how did you get a picture from the grandpa's perspective as you were rowing away?
negrosaurus 2 years ago
I set up a tripod and set the timer on the camera. Then I found the camera when i came back after he died and took the film... Like we all do right?
BinkieMcFartnuggets 2 years ago
Duh
agentbong138 2 years ago
Binkie, I must say this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I be wondering, be it you who made this, if so could I send you pictures of Irelands counties, so you may do something like this? Do respondeth.
Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago
Still funny even though I'm watching it for the third time now!
NintendoFreak888 2 years ago
Why do the penises and vaginas look like black rectangles, is that "art"?
Do you mean that our sex organs are no more than dark voids that, no matter how much sex you have, you need to feed the demon even MORE, with hot dinosaurs and eventually leading to a gaping hole in your soul that makes you hate your grandfather for causing you to exist, and you put him on the cold, cold ride over the river Styx into Hades itself?
OH - censorship!
SgtJoeEvil 2 years ago
i dont understand why your video was taken down, is it that the youtube is getting even more gay than ever?
filipo666sk 2 years ago 2
Did they take down the original one?
:P
SheWantsReven 2 years ago
Hilarious!
Iegendlol 2 years ago
lol
beeohhski 2 years ago
Binkie dude this is hilarious, more videos like this
drainoftheage369 2 years ago
Wow... You have way too much time on your hands.
zanychimp 2 years ago
Probably not... too busy making this xD
zantiertasa 2 years ago
LMAO haha you be coming up with funny stuff haha
RolandRd 2 years ago