Meet Gov. Rick Perry's Choice of Preachers for Jesus

[ElectricSexPants]

I don't believe Perry is a Christian.

[sheavepin]

WHERE do these fundementalist idiots come from. Absolutely sickening. What the hell is wrong with the republican party? Be a long time before I vote republican again. That's for sure. We DON'T NEED a damn theocracy. Keep damn religion OUT of politics.

2:12 This guy is quite possibly the biggest moron I've ever heard.

[wntoply6]

@Stevie68000 wow, you just love showing your bigotry don't you!

[apetersonlv]

woooow, this is hilarious and really fucking sad at the same time.

[bodeezy]

EM FUCKING BARASSING.

Not all of us U.S. citizens are fat, stupid, ignorant shitheads. Most are, but not all of us.

[487shawn]

ya know the religous right in america would do good to actually read the bible, they might be suprised as they know nothing about what jesus or the bible says ie be your brothers keeper,actually the bible is more communist the socialist, many don't know who canstantine was or the council of nicea, or who paul was and all they know of martin luther is they think he's a black man!

[Dwicker64]

All religions are nothing but insanity.

[SuperGodless666]

Governor Perry asked all to pray for rain which was badly needed in Texas.

How did that turn out? Nothing fails like prayer. Thank you FFRF.

[keithconnell3]

oh my god, thank god im not american, id be so embarrassed

[wntoply6]

@keithconnell3 unfortunately what america is experiencing is the product of democracy. that extremely right wing religions are free to practice their insanity is part of constitutional guarantees.

most of the country does not subscribe to this insanity.

and to be honest, the attention payed them is healthy for the country. it exposes the ignorance, intolerance, fear mongering, bigotry & hate these mostly southern "christians" promote.

you're a perfect example of the majority rejecting them!

[chinamanspeakenlis]

farkin fightin over prayers...send them back to deserts & caves. no wonder america is goin downhill.. these idiots prayin to an imaginary chimp to make things btr..mahahahahaha..i had never thought that i'd ppl doin this in this age.

[steelty]

What a moron.

[MaryJesusJoseph]

The thing is, Tony Perkins and his hate group agree with all the things these insane preachers say so he really can't disagree with them.

[peybak]

Ricky P is inviting people to fast?? Isn't it Ramadan? Seems to me, he might be a secret muslim, working underhand to propagate one of the pillars of his faith. What a shrew!

[shanewendi]

I don't think I want these guys praying for me. If these guys are praying on behalf of the country, we are more likely to be cursed by god rather than blessed!

[finderfinder100]

Matthew 6:6 "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

[finderfinder100]

Matthew 6:5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.

[bonzaidave2]

With the economy in trouble,communities in crisis, people adrift in a sea of moral relativism. We need Elvis's help. Thats why I'm calling on americans to play rock-n-roll and eat fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Like Elvis did.

[bonzaidave2]

@Pooternackle5  Amen!

[Zentz29]

Are these fucking nut-bags going to learn anything when their prayer doesn't do a damn thing?

Prolly not...

[TheTexanCanadian]

I laugh at any theist who says he (or she) has an orthodox view of Christianity... why aren't you:

1) owning slaves

2) suppressing women and keeping them from speaking in church

3) killing homosexuals

4) killing anyone who works on a sunday

etc.

There are no genuine orthodox Christians in today's world... humanistic moral values which have passed into law and protect us all from religious oppression are the only thing protecting us from living in a Christian version of Afghanistan.

[bonzaidave2]

No more permits for mosques or churches. Ignorant sons-a-bitches. 

[dewinthemorning]

"Jesus will bring salvation." What 'salvation' are they looking for? Economic prosperity! What does Jesus have to do with it?

They are using the economic crisis for foisting their reactionary views on the people!

Fav'ed, I have to have this for reference.

[mahdatonta]

11:20 a.m. in eastern Europe. The circus will be opening in Texass in a few hours. I'll anticipate seeing miracles immediately. Maybe the stadium will collapse. Barry Lynn should have trumpeters surrounding the stadium. The walls of Jericho might fall. Well, one can hope.

[ndrthrdr1]

I'm proud to be an American ... sometimes. :-(

[bighugejake]

You Americans make the world laugh. Thanks for the lulz.

[fallingskyz]

@bighugejake you're welcome. they give me a good laugh myself.

[JRittelmeyer]

@bighugejake It's not us Americans, it's the politicunts and celebritards. Don't confuse us with them.

[Bestmoviealive]

@bighugejake Looooooool. Times like these make me wished I wasn't American! But can I ask, which country are you from? I

[ananiasacts]

@bighugejake, I love the idea that the statue of liberty is a demonic idol.

It boggles my mind that we are still nursing such fantastically inane concepts as the god of Abraham. We need to reinvent government from the bottom up (starting at the most local levels) and we'd better find a way to protect children from religious indoctrination. I doubt that religion, as we know it, could survive it it depended on convincing adults to take it seriously. Religion is just a very exploitive industry.

[XavierMacX]

@bighugejake Luckily it's only a VERY small portion, but they get all the coverage. If it weren't so harmful to society, it'd be a lot funnier!

[freba91]

@XavierMacX Yes,it is sad because I believe in God,Gov.Rick Perry is making a mockery of God.The Bible

tells us we will know a Christian by their actions and Perry's are any thing but Christian. I make no claim to

be a Christian but I do believe in God. Perry will answer to a higher court,one not swayed by politics.

[knucks360]

@bighugejake Ha! Try living here.Normal,rational Americans like myself get front row seats to the Conservative Christian comedy show!

[cookeladoo]

So the retard on the left of the screen does not agree with the outlandishly stupid ideas of some of the pastors mentioned, yet he somehow believes that he needs them to stand side by side begging his god for some divine intervention. He does not show a lot of faith in his gods ability to be all knowing, does he really think his all powerful god will be fooled by these people who hold such stupid ideas about him....or maybe these ideas about their god are not that far fetched after all.

[cookeladoo]

Oh Great, by tomorrow all our problems will be over.

[oneirishpoet]

"Herman Cain is AUTHENTICALLY black" ...HAHAHAHAHAHA is this old white racist saying he likes Herman cuz he's REALLY black, and thereby worhty of House Negro status on the Repugnant plantation? srsly these Xtain hate-mongerers are so fucked in the head there's no rational excuse for their existence, I hope Jeebus smites this asshole good, with ass cancer, also...too :)

[oneirishpoet]

phony fucking Xtain douchebag Guv Goodhair Perry sez WTF? sweet holy jeebus I hope gawd burns Perry's Texass to the ground! what's that. gawd ALREADY did that...sweet

[Snakekilla12]

2:39 so remove the first Amendment?

[hmmmmmify333]

...ammurrica!

[DJGort]

Fat Jesus on a bike.

[Inferno41]

I actually laughed out loud at the statue of liberty thing. These people are fucking lunatics.

[freethinker9406]

Stupid religious people

[colourmegone]

They certainly sound like Christians to me!

[dizzymasekela]

The Retard invites you to The Response.

[wideosvatcher]

A bunch of cunt flaps what a surprise.

[smartwarlord]

@wideosvatcher

Don't insult cunts you misogynist bigot.

[wideosvatcher]

@smartwarlord ok my bad Fuck your MOTHERS cunt. thats what I meant.

[wideosvatcher]

Wheres the rally again? Tardvive Texas? I imagine a lot of sheep fucking is going on at that rally.

[Cujoh]

Now in Texas, Bush is considered the Smart one. That's how messed up this is!

[adamsblackmore]

what a fucking mess...your mind must boggle on a regular basis crucie...peace

[hongyewu]

fucking idiot. what the fucking is wrong the Texans???