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  • hey there is a special k in the name :troll:

  • Well, that would be a perk to having those powers, lol.

  • YAY NEW SEASON....oh wait...FUCK

  • I was totally waiting for him to ripe off his boner, and call the hospital as he tried to explain how he got injured. lol

  • I can see the arm.

  • I can do that too, but with a slut's help :D

  • eheheheh that would be awesome for a guy

  • I see the string!!!

  • Is it just me, or is his dick alot lower than his crotch? Like a knee-dick?

  • @maikai196 That's exactly what i was thinking XD

  • This guy is a genius...

  • i wish i could do that...

  • he just blew a telekinisesy load...

  • @Smashedmaple tht joke's old man

  • i do that in skyrim everyday.

  • if you look close enough, that's nowhere near his penis. looks like he used his knee

  • @shox5555 no it wasnt his knee to small might be a propped bed that might be trevours fist

  • @shox5555 Doubt he could, lots of people seems to take arrows in them lately

  • lmao i didnt see that CUMMING.

  • someone had to be moving those sheets...

  • Whitest Kids you Kknow

  • Guys, the fucking advertisement had Telekinesis too, weird:P

  • HOLY SHIT. HOW DID I KNOW HE WAS ABOUT TO USE TELEKINESIS FOR THAT! 

  • @MortalKombatFan000 Because you have a perverted mind and would do the same? Jk

  • Women everywhere report a lack of relationship interested men.

  • I masturbated after watching this. Score.

  • exactly what I would have done.

  • imagine how awkward it as to make this video.

  • LOL

    his "Awesome!" at the end just made my day.

  • im pretty sure theres only one K in know.

  • @munkieswillrule

    cmon, only one K would be too obvious.

  • With that, girlfriends are overrated then.

  • so since when did your dick come from your knees lol

  • ha it is funny becuz i see the string and tape

  • Hahaha!!!!

  • i wanna go to bed

  • I didnt see that coming, but when i saw it my jaw dropped haha!! Thats awesome!

  • Even if people really had telekineses, masterbation is bashe on frictionnot movement. But who really cares. Its wkuk.

  • @pinkfan595 well...if theres enough skin there.....

  • i dont need telekesis to do that when i got a girlfriend

  • @LoudIRock thumbs down my mistake sorry!

  • I wanted to finish my homework...then I came across a WKUK video...

  • Omfg i knew he was gonna do that

  • thumbs up for the spetsnaz consentratin face

  • @BlackZaturn I would if you actually spelt that right and if I actually understood what you were saying.

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  • Joking

  • Rotfl

    I wana do that

  • Well, at least he's not at the ooooooold glory hole.

  • the fuck did i just whatch

  • -__- lol

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  • Star wars just got reallly perverted....

  • Why is his dick on his leg?

  • OMG these guys rock!!!! Check out my >>SKETCH COMEDY CHANNEL<<,

  • o__o

  • Everyone tried this shit after watching Star Wars...

  • What man wouldnt...

  • He has to wash his sheets now.

  • Thumbs ub if you tried this just now

  • That doesn't count as a "mind fuck" does it...

  • @mynameisjowee I'd be pretty confused if I saw that but i know what you meant.

  • @mynameisjowee

    Brings a whole new meaning to mental masturbation.

  • Next week on mind freak..

  • You can actually see his underpants when he does it. Does that mean he's jacking off his foot?

  • Hey guys im about 10 years old do people actually masturbate under the covers or do they use tissues?

  • @Spuntikable Dude? no one does either of those things, we all use a jizzle.

  • @Spuntikable i just masturbate in the bathroom next to a bathtub. So when i am finished cumming, i just wash it off. (seriously no joke)

  • @Spuntikable omg bro your too young to masturbate.... and people use the jizzle..

  • @Spuntikable ... why the fuck are you asking that? bit of a weird thing to ask.

  • yoda would be proud...

  • @CTfalife623 lol well what did u think yoda was doing in his teenage years

  • Mind job for the win

  • This has been up for over 2 years and you still haven't noticed that the title is spelled wrong.....

  • @pukipwner who gives a fuck? 

  • i wud be kool if he used telekineses to use

    a jizzle

  • Look mom no hands

  • I knew he would do tht!!! I just new it!!!!

  • ...that is a pretty big penis.

  • I bet he cum-fetti'd

  • hahahhahaha

  • IT'S WORKING! lmao

  • 52 people tried and failed to do this.

  • Kknow?

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  • Wow...never seen anyone give themselves an unemployment.

  • 41

    

  • Dont lie, all of you wish you had telekenises

  • @eyeofthetiger980 invisibility.

  • @eyeofthetiger980 now I do...

  • @eyeofthetiger980 i wish i had X-ray vision GIGIDY!

  • ROFL!

  • IAM FINALY READY (moans and grounts)

  • lol

    i the only one whos ever thought of doing that b4 i saw this?

  • lol thats funny and stupid

  • how is he wearing his boxers while jacking off 1:06

  • @eminemkd1 *squints* Not sure if trolling or just stupid

  • @eminemkd1 hes not its part of his cover

  • Using telekinetic power, you can make your dick hard and limp whenever you want.

  • his dick is SO LOW LOL

  • @TheToni2601 yea lmao xD

  • LOL you can see someones arm on the right when he's JOing.

  • Luke, the force is with you!

  • look mah, no hands!

  • I didnt see that "cumming"

  • @MrLawlpants -puts sunglasses on you-YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrLawlpants ahaha

  • @MrLawlpants YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHH!!

  • @MrLawlpants How not? It was the picture for the video.

  • @xemonkey U mad?

  • Why is his dick placed halfway down his left leg?

  • Me Gusta Face...

    

  • wtf whats with the pen nd i guesse the dude cant get laid if he has to do it himself

  • I saw him move the pen up and down, I immediately knew what was coming... Didn't make it any less funny!!!! XD

  • LOL

    

  • Lmfao I wonder how this will work for females..

  • thats horible

  • Forever alone?

  • YOU WANT YOU LOSE. I LOST SO HARD.

  • My question is, who the hell agreed to move the blanket while he sat there in boxers

  • @xXx6TRACER6xXx probably cuz dubstep sucks. You ever try and dance to that shit at a rave?  It's impossible man!

  • you could tell sam thought of this one

  • -put on sunglasses- Well this was a mind fuck....YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!­!!!!

  • what is the vid at the start of this viid called

  • @TheSuperJakeyboy island

  • That is totally the first thing I would do if I had telekinetic powers.

  • that's what I call a mind fuck

  • Lol

  • How did I get from Dubstep, to my favorite sketch comedians?

  • oh. thats why the pen is moving up and down so much

  • How's that even possible? I mean, you can't rub your penis with AIR, you'd need some sort of object to go over it that you can move up and down.

  • @GamerG0d1337: He's not using air, though. He's 'gripping' it, the same way he gripped the pen.

  • @GamerG0d1337 have u heard of a fleshlight? search it up. that is what he is stroking on his junk!!

  • @GamerG0d1337 yyyeaaah...from what I understand, boys can't really masturbate with telekinesis either. thats the joke

  • @GamerG0d1337 if the force can choke a bitch then i think it can jerk you off

  • lol wth.....

  • it's not his boxers. it's the sheet, stupid.

  • @Ncblue2254 still makes a great point. only niggers can jerk off near their feet

  • Soo, does this mean he's gonna tell his friends that he's not a virgin?

    Or that he has a new grl frend?

    Does he even have friends?? =o

  • bet hes gonna rip his dick off with that one day lol

  • he needs the jizzle

  • jerking off with his underwear on

  • I wish I had telekinesis lol

  • i tried this after i watched this

  • look ma no hands

  • does he still need to use lube?

    

  • Look! No hands! :D

  • rofl..oh if i only had jedi powers!

  • Uh anyone who's making sexist jokes on here, I bet you don't have a girlfriend. :)

  • Sex and sandwiches... Sorry ladies, your list of uses just got cut in half.

  • now he just needs to work on that stamina

  • Home's up if you did this at home

  • hold down 8

  • I have to be honest, this probably what i would do in this situation

  • i love these guys

  • watched this after i saw the boner song

  • @trueong577 me too

  • @trueong577 same!

    

  • It's hard to use the force with a... Boner.

  • @FangRiide not when u got mags or a vid the force comes almost as an addicttion

  • @FangRiide nah, i liked the its wierd to pet ur cat with a; boner. that was the best part xD

  • thumbs up if you see that its a hand or a foot under the blanket

  • @banditkingjing2 thumbs up if banditkingjing is an attention whoring faggot

  • @IrradicableOne wtf?

  • haha thats what i call beating trhe system

  • no you can see his boxers lol

  • Uhhhhh

    Awesome lol

  • I wonder if it feels the same when it is done with telekineses XD

  • hahaha

  • I wonder who behind the blanket lol

  • if i had this power i would make skirts pop up HAHA!

  • omg

    

  • how could his penis be all the way down there if his boxers are back up on his body like 2 feet closer to him? foot penis?