My buddy had $2500 stashed in one of those Budweiser can safes, and when his house got broken into the crook stole his computer, his valuables, and all his beer, including the "safe" one. Talk about a BONUS for the lucky burglar bastard! I wonder how many celebration beers were drunk back at the thief's den before he cracked open the jackpot...
just as well as a crook will steal ur shit, they also will drink and eat ur shit, not only that, they will get bold enough to watch ur tv b4 leaving. real talk.....lol
u might as well just get a bolted down safe then these things lol what if the robber wanted a soda or some chips to eat there goes ur stash right there lmao
So when my friend got busted for his stash an had his Arizona can on his dresser, the Public safety took the can KNOWING exactly what it was...I figured he should of placed it in the fridge afterwards but it wasnt my stash so i didnt want to tell him what to do
ok this is the senario the thief says "shit all this running and juping in windows is makeing me thirsty" then he will grab a 2 liter soda and drink it but what he dont know is that you change the soda with rat poison the poison wont take effect untill later so when he finds the monney he will be so happy then he will die,my evil plan is coming to gether mmmmuuuuuhaaaaaaaahaaaa!!!!!!
well first, the crook breaks into house. second, steals shit. third, he gets thirsty. forth, he realizes its a long way back to the hood. fifth, he already stole a bunch of stuff already so why not some soda. sixth, he opens two liter/can. then he realizes its a saffeee!
Fucking Hell, I'm from America and this guy is a fucking riot. He talks like a hick, but it's entertaining and catchy in a retarded way. I gotta say though, this shit WORKS, my mom was hiding weed from me in a Dr. Pepper one of these, I always wondered why she had an old can of that in her room 24/7. Then one week, she had to bust a hole in her door cause she locked the key inside. (She locks her room from me, I wonder why, lol) I saw her open it one night through the hole. SCORE.
me and my friend were house sitting for his uncle, and upstairs in the hallway, i noticed that this big picturee frame on the wall looked thick, and i was checking it out, noticed it could open, and it was full of cocaine lol jk, it was full of cheap necklaces n junk
lol
starlightsd2012 4 days ago
Great now if someone thinks the can of coke is empty, your 100 goes down the drain.
cameronscrosby 1 week ago
My buddy had $2500 stashed in one of those Budweiser can safes, and when his house got broken into the crook stole his computer, his valuables, and all his beer, including the "safe" one. Talk about a BONUS for the lucky burglar bastard! I wonder how many celebration beers were drunk back at the thief's den before he cracked open the jackpot...
glassdogangle 1 week ago
It sounds dumb but what if someone breaks in and is thirsty?
chrisgavin27 2 weeks ago
and the boxer full of crap 2
francislariviere6 2 weeks ago
the best is the wall electric plug and the clook
francislariviere6 2 weeks ago
the first thing id get is a can of beer from a dorm
smokingweedevreyday 2 weeks ago
hahahaha he said bling.....
0bong0bunny0 1 month ago
at 2:11 perfect for the dorm untill a stoned collage teen steals ya stash cause they had the munchies
yort002 1 month ago
wat if they get thirsty
chemocrz 1 month ago
or... just wait... have an alarm system!!!! tah dahhhhh
supercarpro 1 month ago
If i was robbing a house and found a can of soda, i would take it duh
brenden43561 1 month ago
ATTN Willie and Snoop....get these for your bus.....lol
TheHotplant 1 month ago
finally i'll be safe from evil villains
HawaiianBlack 1 month ago
You'd be surprised how many dumb criminals would easily pick up a can of soda as they rummage through your home.
NoGuff 1 month ago
if i was in sombodys fridge and isaw an unopened coke i would take a it and open it
chazcollins25 1 month ago
What if they are thirsty?
XXCHRiSSYCHRiSXX 1 month ago
finally now i CAN hide my weed
GRI3S 1 month ago 9
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wargarkaz 2 months ago
now i know what to look for when i rob ;p
Taquee19 2 months ago
just as well as a crook will steal ur shit, they also will drink and eat ur shit, not only that, they will get bold enough to watch ur tv b4 leaving. real talk.....lol
Chyna2011100 2 months ago
what if the robber gets thirsty ?
jolljaza123 2 months ago
1:31 shit stained draws haha
MisterPeetBull 2 months ago
I dont want my thiefes to think i poop in pants :(
megalomania345 2 months ago
Secret stash of WEED!! :D
C00LX100 2 months ago
so now the thief just take my soda thinking i got my things there but i keep them in my underpants and not the one he shows^^
michaelklog 2 months ago
Reasonable safe for variable!!
applesweeter 2 months ago
omfg shut the fuck up...u talk like a fuckin robot
kyleberry1219 3 months ago
or weed and or others from the parents
tma450 3 months ago
untill ur buddy gets thirsty and cracks a drink
tma450 3 months ago
u might as well just get a bolted down safe then these things lol what if the robber wanted a soda or some chips to eat there goes ur stash right there lmao
jat102491 3 months ago
If 2.44 was a quran and Terry Jones was around, you would risk losing your money to a bonfire...
Tycetto 3 months ago
" Hey! Don't mind me grabbin' some pringles mate?" "WTF!!" "Gotta go Mate!"
engrande1 3 months ago
sounds like the guy from joy ride
playgroundpervert 3 months ago
go thing when i rob i touch people skid marks
smellyteonail21 4 months ago
@monsterhighiskewl some real outlets are like that
simmcowaPang122 4 months ago
So when my friend got busted for his stash an had his Arizona can on his dresser, the Public safety took the can KNOWING exactly what it was...I figured he should of placed it in the fridge afterwards but it wasnt my stash so i didnt want to tell him what to do
eskaphlonaey 5 months ago
Surely the skid marks can be applied at home?
flyingbanapple 5 months ago
did ANYONE else notice that the outlit was UPSIDE DOWN!
monsterhighiskewl 5 months ago
good weed stashes
deano509 5 months ago
Lol security briefs "the realistic skid marks keep people from touching them"
TheTaraMonster99 6 months ago
omg you have a GREAT voice!
msacaringal 6 months ago
what kinda loser hides a single dollar bill at 1:20
captinawesome22 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA crooks cant telll time
MrConker333 7 months ago
at 1:18
robber: ooooooo a dollar screw the pearls
blackposi0n 8 months ago
2:40 I have one like that but its a diffrent color and i lost my key
kateybell1 8 months ago
realistic skid marks
ShiZClan 10 months ago 9
And if the thief is thursty ????
manolis19950308 11 months ago 2
theif walks in wants a coke pops it open notices no drink but ur life time savings :)
johnchandler100 11 months ago
Wall outlit is upside down
lilAznFaith 1 year ago
only problem is if the packaging changes it looks out of place
MultiReaper97 1 year ago
only good one is the book one... lol
scarface4724 1 year ago
lol the stash in the briefs is on ur ballsXD
mikimomo97 1 year ago
I almost pissed myself when I saw the "Brief Safe"
nesbitt615 1 year ago 2
fuck this guy, i fuckin' LOVE kibbles and bits! douch bag
crazynim123 1 year ago
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"everyone knows crooks can't tell time" lol!!!!
mcamac1 1 year ago
"everyone know crooks can't tell time" lol!!!!
mcamac1 1 year ago
i hide my mony in my bank.......
jforeman95 1 year ago
That is one monotone motherfucker
nickolusthegreek 1 year ago
Security breifs!? With the poop stain and evverything bahaahaha.
TheSweetToMyCrystal 1 year ago
they were made to hide drugs from the police!
snowyywwinters 1 year ago
im a robber and im going to rob yo bitch ass
parrisluck123 1 year ago
perfect for hidin your staaaaaaashhh
iksybren 1 year ago
lol what if the thieves are in your hpuse to steal your soda or beer who is dumb now
Joehell666 1 year ago
ok this is the senario the thief says "shit all this running and juping in windows is makeing me thirsty" then he will grab a 2 liter soda and drink it but what he dont know is that you change the soda with rat poison the poison wont take effect untill later so when he finds the monney he will be so happy then he will die,my evil plan is coming to gether mmmmuuuuuhaaaaaaaahaaaa!!!!!!
mrmark226 1 year ago
1:17 ....he hide a dollar?? lol
WhoaThisIsAwesome 1 year ago
What happens if they want something to drink???
ChipmunkJLD 1 year ago
Crook: Oh cool a clock, *opens*, damnit its full of money I wanted a freaking clock!
pacoseniores 1 year ago
skid marks.....
PsychoNinjaFreak 1 year ago
if there weighted to be the same weight then putting stuff in it like a metal watch would make it feel heavier and defeat the purpose
cruzjacquez 1 year ago
What if the thieves are thirsty.
laallaal75 1 year ago
@laallaal75
exactly what i was thinking lol
survivalisme88 1 year ago
well first, the crook breaks into house. second, steals shit. third, he gets thirsty. forth, he realizes its a long way back to the hood. fifth, he already stole a bunch of stuff already so why not some soda. sixth, he opens two liter/can. then he realizes its a saffeee!
SnipTheSnipper 1 year ago
Hello, My name is Bubba.The worlds first Redneck Robot.
AllYearGardening 1 year ago
0:54
Crook: Kewl! a clock *pulls out clock* wha?!
RiptideHacker 1 year ago
YES NOW I CAN ROB PEOPLE EFFICIANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scangaa 1 year ago 24
I love the way he says SOOPRISE.
He has no emotion.
Spellcaster94 1 year ago
Pretty sure thieves would steal dr pepper..Especially if they were stoner thieves
Bathoric95 1 year ago
Fucking Hell, I'm from America and this guy is a fucking riot. He talks like a hick, but it's entertaining and catchy in a retarded way. I gotta say though, this shit WORKS, my mom was hiding weed from me in a Dr. Pepper one of these, I always wondered why she had an old can of that in her room 24/7. Then one week, she had to bust a hole in her door cause she locked the key inside. (She locks her room from me, I wonder why, lol) I saw her open it one night through the hole. SCORE.
gomesvj2 1 year ago
@gomesvj2 thats just sad stealing weed from ur mom get a life kid
Razo4Twenty 1 year ago
if this shit is weighed to feel the the real thing and you put a lot of weed or jewelry in it it'll be alot heavier
jonestes1234 1 year ago 14
@jonestes1234 Do you think you're cool? huh!?! YOU THINK LOGIC IS COOL!?!?!
Bulldog76center 2 months ago
everybody knows crooks cant read time!
bliz405 1 year ago 3
me and my friend were house sitting for his uncle, and upstairs in the hallway, i noticed that this big picturee frame on the wall looked thick, and i was checking it out, noticed it could open, and it was full of cocaine lol jk, it was full of cheap necklaces n junk
waiting4thesun64 1 year ago
your bling lol
TMACAKANO1 1 year ago
omg the secret skid mark
FreeAtLast111 1 year ago
This guy sounds like a retard
CheeeezPIC 1 year ago
god you sound like an annoying, illiterate moron.
god damn americans... why do they suck so much?
ravercorum20 1 year ago
shit this is too complicated for stoners.
QUICKDRAW0 1 year ago
I put ma weed Ina clock! :)
MRhusla1 1 year ago
a theif might steal your beer :L
iSUKKER 1 year ago
thieves probably search this stuff to see where people hide stuff
theeking247 1 year ago
Skid marks are delicious though. Who wouldn't want them...?
WLCCmma1986 1 year ago
they wont steel them but throw them out
buddylikeguitar 1 year ago
I steal soda from my friends all the time!! Hope one day it'll be stuffed with hard cash.. Cause I play for keeps!!!!!!!
alphatan2 1 year ago
haha skid marks
skfipp 1 year ago
Hahaha REalistic skid marks!!!!
00MikeHawk00 1 year ago
whats if he crook gets thirsty
xToXiCaTe 1 year ago 3
What if someone tries to use that shaving cream and thinks it's empty and throws it away.
denosplace 1 year ago
what if the burgler was thirsty and he wanted a doctor pepper? or his dog was hungry and he took a can of kibbles and bits
vitamincity 2 years ago
my friend got dat same clock dats a good one
WESTFB44 2 years ago
Now the thieves know where to look.
zeuqsav 2 years ago 47
LOL
lamile 1 year ago
The book with a key is ridicules! A thief would just take the book....LOL
Most of these, I though were illegal. Do to copyrights....
You can make your own for 1/4 of the price!
I did!
joshjames76 2 years ago 2
"haa, stealing makes me thirsty, let me take a sip of thi.. wah!?
med672 2 years ago 4
um ok wat if they try to open if wat then for real wtf
celis281 2 years ago
lmao "everyone knows crooks cant tell time"
UnDeadSketch 2 years ago 4
perfect items to hide your "stash." lol....
SeanJames21 2 years ago 2
1:23..The outlet is upside down...not good.
blunderbus21 2 years ago 2
What if the robber gets thirsty? XP lol
linemaster252 2 years ago
what if they shake the cans? Then the people will know its not soda
SnakeMaster353 2 years ago
Robbers don't shake cans.
bearandwoot 2 years ago 3
these videos are just showing crooks places to look....
Oxymoron win.
PublicEnemyDean 2 years ago 3
1:24 super easy to install...Well it would be super easy for a robber to uninstall lmao
superfunnyali 2 years ago
Only issue is when some random person grabs it out of fridge, and if you got a soda under your bed then it looks even more suspicious.
InFaDeLiTy 2 years ago
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masanf 2 years ago
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Hahahaha, who hides a soda under the bed?
masanf 2 years ago
maybeee you can get a case of sodas and put it in the back so itll blend but no one can take it (=
wintertoast 2 years ago
saftey pants:L with realistic skidmarks haha:L
ihatesmellysocks1234 2 years ago 2
y the FUCK would i keep pringles inmy closet r u calling me fat homo
imapony02 2 years ago 2
yes. lol
beattyjake 2 years ago
they need a box of laxitu=ives
123456789eder 2 years ago
They need a V8 or some shit no one wants to drink
pokemondude0 2 years ago 31
lmao.yea
slgking57 2 years ago
@pokemondude0 Bop Shoulda had av8
TheAlbino508ISBACK 1 year ago
@pokemondude0 don't talk crap about v8! The outlet is by far the most clever.
hurricaneomega 1 year ago
i had a soda 1 and my friend tried to drink it and he found out right away it was fake
sherif360 2 years ago
good but crooks are drunks and will steal beer
veedo97 2 years ago
the pop/beer cans dont work for hiding your weed and or other drugs from the police many officers will check them if the are searching your vehicle
MrKurtk 2 years ago
whats with forest gump narrating
HoodSta93 2 years ago 4
yeah that works till ur buddy goes... oh sweet a soda lol
mlk2121 2 years ago
store your drugs in hahahaha lol
williewonk123 2 years ago
Security Briefs with skid marks lol
Dinamo36 3 years ago 4
LOL
campusmang 3 years ago
lol thats pretty awesome
totalwowface 3 years ago 2