Cindy Jacobs Fed 3,000 With Three Loaves of Bread

[bigboy45454545]

Typical Christian lying sack of garbage. Now beg for money sack of garbage.

[riellehunter]

SHE IS A LESBIAN AND I HAVE PROOF

[SalemMoonlight]

So they all get a crumb each?

[gs123ize]

I wished she lived here

i always run out of bread

And they believe this BS

Silly Bitch LOL.

[domdexart]

This is the same woman who recently said the she "helped" God make a woman, who had had a full hysterectomy, pregnant.

How is this not fraud? Anyone not affiliated with a religious group making such outlandish claims for the purpose of raising money would be facing criminal fraud charges!

Only in America? I'm afraid not. These assholes are prevalent everywhere in the world that governments are afraid to go after criminals hiding behind religion.

When the fuck is mankind going to grow-up?

[ChristiansofAsia]

Tall tales!

[MercenaryBlackWaterz]

LOL i had to come back to this video again and have another chuckle...

[dementor19]

And the audience begins to applaud once she spews out this crazy bullshit. America is so screwed.

[coxhere1]

sbagg88- Do you really think this woman believes her own lies? I think she knows she's lying!

[SuperGodless666]

So much religious fraud-- too bad there isn't a God to put an end to these hucksters.

[TheKilgoretrout]

She fed 3000 with 3 loafs of bread the same way that Jesus did--by embarrassing those who brought food and didn't want to share

[majixone77]

Are you serious?

[landoc11]

what a dumb bitch... has anyone tried to divide 3 loaves between 3000 people. 1 loaf of bread only makes like 6 sandwiches... so how on earth does 1 loaf feed 1k people (must be those finger sandwiches i so adore). and since when did women start preaching.. seriously this woman is a moron and a douche

[apex61]

ahhahahahahhahhhahahahahhhahah­ahhahahahaa

[sbagg88]

The crazy is overwhelming in this video. It is scary to think this woman actually believes what she is saying!

[edy52285]

I think thats called money laundering...

[RainerWarrior666]

I think she might want to hire accountants that can actually count. Or maybe buy a bill counter. They are cheaper.

[AnonEyeMouse]

So her defense again her inevitable tax fraud prosecution is going to be... God did it?

[choongd]

ahh, so this is what "delusional" looks like!

[ashtoncruz]

That's because nobody wanted to eat that moldy stale old bread you stupid cunt.

[hicamaman]

what, no fishes? and you call yourself a god...

[MikeyMacky]

When I clicked on it, I was hoping the full title would be Cindy Jacobs Fed 3,000 With Milk From Her Breasts

[MikeyMacky]

This woman should be put in jail.

[MrVillabolo]

If you think this psycho is as bad as they get then brace yourself for some REALLY BAD NEWS. The New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) she's a member of has hundreds of thousands of members.30,000 in just one meeting of the Saddleback mega church (Anaheim Stadium, CA). Please listen to this meeting and who the Pastor compares their children to!

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When pasting this link cut out the dash that appears in the URL between the 'r' and the 'e' in "feature."

[markimus]

I think she is bipolar. Bipolar people lie like this and believe their own lies.

[the1tigglet]

If she's in ANY way connected with anything holy then I'm marry poppins on crack! Praise Jeebus Crisp!

[slesperado]

It sounds like she needs to fire her "accountants".

[hadzhere]

Lyin' for Jeeeeeeezus, testify sistaaaa!

[aestevalis0]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Donald6309]

i wonder how much pot she smoked before this speech of lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aaroman]

How can she lie through her teeth like that?

[Donald6309]

@Aaroman with a voice box and the unfortunate waste of intelligence enough to deceive thousands....DUH!!! lol

[MrVillabolo]

Jacobs says: “Christians can take authority over the weather.”

Good guest to have on your wedding day if it looks cloudy outside.

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She reversed a hysterectomy!

That gives me an idea for a Reality Show Series.

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Hundreds of birds fell out of the sky because of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

Alfred Hitchcock, look out!

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[aestevalis0]

@MrVillabolo

I'd love to see her try to "take authority" over a hurricane or tsunami.

[MrVillabolo]

@aestevalis0:

In all fairness (chuckle, chuckle) she did say that Christians could control the weather "f they knew how." So I guess she's still working on it. ;-)

[ythnkupollyprsypnts]

This nation is SO fucked up. This bitch is getting money for this bat shit rant!  Damn...

[smithbc81]

What a crock. Guess nobody needs to donate to this lying crook anymore since she apparently can multiply money. Watch out inflation, Cindy is making her own money out of thin air!

[deepashtray]

She starts by saying the bread was in the prayer room for days... maybe there was bread left over because it went bad and no one took it.

[TKStoddart]

What never ceases to amaze me is why those other Christians don't disowm this lying woman. It really seems like people like her can say ANYthing, and even make claims to magical abilities, and none of them say a peep because they have been trained to believe, or at best to be "not sure, but she's a good woman of God" and so on. Despicable.

[420gma]

I can wait until she tries to walk on water ! Hopefully someplace where the tide is going out !

[KCKatheist]

So this wench claims 3 dry, stale loaves of bread multiplied to 3000? And that after her invocations, the wealth in her purse was increased? Aye! 'Tis the work of the evil one! She is the consort of Satan-a witch! A witch! Endowed with powers from hell!

Aye! And thou shalt not suffer a witch to live! Burn her! Burn her!

[Insert favourite Monty Python quotes here]

[aestevalis0]

@KCKatheist She turned me into a newt!

[KCKatheist]

@aestevalis0 Did it get better?

[aestevalis0]

@KCKatheist I got better.

[jssherrard]

And people wonder why we ridicule the religious...

[pistolpackintim]

THEY VOTE....

[aestevalis0]

@pistolpackintim Scary, ain't it?

[GrowBelly]

I don't understand why the audience isn't laughing.

[MrRedthief]

Her song should be " there coming to take me away ha ha, ho ho, he he, were life is beautiful all the time". Crazy bitch.

[Countfoscolikesmice]

isn't that called counterfeitng?

[DIEGOSHAY]

What a horrible meal for a party.Slices of bread? Worst. Party. Ever.

[sonoki82]

This woman got free money? Who does she think she is, Goldman Sachs?

[NoshRunner]

thou shalt not lie.......

[whoo689]

Those must've been some HUGE loves of bread!

[kennethh70]

hash cake

[masticina]

Braaaaains

[TheSisterMona]

Do you have anything to corroborate this? Video? HONEST independent sources?  What a con-woman

[charadester]

My God, I cannot believe that this delusional person can attract enough equally delusional people to fill that room. There must be more delusional people in the world than I thought. Cindy has done us all a favor by gathering all of the delusional people together in the same location at the same time so we can get an accurate count.

[ffairlane57]

One would need one helluva large oven that could bake bread that size......must be the size of of one of the longer shipping containers.

[zarucarsha]

So God's a counterfeiter now? News to me.

[GorioOgunquit]

What kult is this??

[rustywheeler]

lolftl! (Lying Out loud For The Lord)

[62netty]

Can she walk on water too? This sounds a lot like blasphemy to me.

[curieuxbleu]

Don't donate a freaking farthing to this horrid scum scam artist, as god just keeps adding cash to her stash, yeah... god does that so she can spew hatred and dead birds falling down. By rights she should be in protective psychiatric custody, or in the hoosegow for fraud, but the budget deficit in the US won't allow justice to be done here I guess.

But what an evil bitch!

[cryptosquid]

Meanwhile 1000 children in Africa got infected with HIV while God was feeding Americans

[InuitInua]

So many videos of her yet no recorded evidence of the bread thing? Methinks that her followers (at least some) will soon realize what a hack she is.

[MercenaryBlackWaterz]

You guys gotta vote this video up so more people can have a laugh lol

[thudor1]

@avdmeers I think she's still suffering from the brown acid she got a hold of as a teenager at the Woodstock Festival. It must have been during Sha-Na-Na's performance.

[THEkiloniner]

So it seems Cindy has the loaves half of the miracle down but she's still working out the fish part. I suspect she's thinking of releasing it as a special feature on the Blu-Ray.

[stephenwalls1]

Yay, no more starvation in Africa!

[avdmeers]

Oh Cindy, lay off the acid will you?

[MRBBJC]

lol

[06mustangCE]

Scam artist.

[hejcoze]

I wouldn't eat anything Cindy Jacobs gave me either.

[gettingolder2]

Somebody declare this Woman insane.. and put her where she can get some help..

[hamekasia]

So why can't she multiply herself some brain cells?

[cjm608]

@hamekasia lmao!

[edgwaterprog]

Wow, Cindy Jacobs is not only as good as Jesus she is better, she creates money out of thin air!

[RedTory59]

I feel sorry for the nitwits that actually believe this bullshit.

[nilbog44]

@RedTory59 i don't. They are willfully ignorant. They don't want to learn.

[AP0PHISGAUGE]

im like cindy jacobs too. I clogged 3 toilets after only 2 bean burritos

[gabiotta]

So, basically, this woman no longer needs donations?

Excellent.

[voyzovrezon]

@gabiotta Exactly! She can take a dollar out of her wallet, lay hands on it, and Whallah! $5000 smackaroos.

[RedTory59]

Remember, Chip? Well, I'm convinced!

[trajan74]

Notice the lack of applause. Even these braindead yokels aren't buyin this bull.

[crankycactus]

i just looooooove liars...