Arj Barker - Mattresses and iPods

[iamevildoing]

It's amazing how out of all the video's of Arj are of him talking talking about the most ridiculous things, but somehow he always makes it so goddamn funny without really needing to resort to "toilet" humour all the time :D

[PK0777]

I like to jog 3.5 weeks at a time !! lol

[NerosArmy]

Jogging with an iPod classic, I call bullshit

[Xxyour1fallenangelxX]

And nothing fucks my up more than two and a half weeks in, WHAT!??!, puff the magic dragon again?!

*giggles

[twwyt]

haha you arent meant to jog with ipod classics..

[MacedonWarrior]

I want a denial foam mattress..lmfao..

[Bailey0006]

WHAT YOU GOT A 500 GALLON BOTTLE OF GATORADE WELL YOU COULD NEVER JOG WITH THAT FOR THREE AND A HALF WEEKS EVEN AFTER A WEEK YOUR LOWER BACK WOULD BE A QUAGMIRE WHATS THAT OH YOU GOT A RICKSHAW ALRIGHT CONTINUE TOTALLY FEESABLE GOOD TO GO MY MAN GOOD TO GO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[PockyAddict906]

I think there was circus music, and uhhh a lot of crying

[AirheadOz]

0:56 to laugh your ass off.

[zxz2006zxz]

Arjan Singh

[peck6688]

WHAT!! you got a 500 gallon bottle of gatorade! oh you got a rickshaw? alright continue, totally feesable.

[MoundsOfPow]

i like arj barker but he uses same material over and over

[jsn883]

puff the magic dragon... flight of the conchords reference?

[princess435010]

@jsn883 not its Alfie the racist dragon

[Theplumstolemypotm]

@princess435010 *Albie

[LAZBOY444]

@jsn883 I'm sorry but if you've never heard of puff, the magic dragon you are culturally retarded

[jsn883]

@LAZBOY444 Lol buddy im the archetypal cultural man

[96lucyrose]

WHAT!!PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON AGAIN!

[clarenceho01]

he's right about sleaping: "i'm trying to feel terrified and alone ...", the other part isn't like that entirely: "and regret every decision i ever made" should be "and regret every decision i remember making".

[Ozymandias83]

Totally feasible

[28335]

wonderfully kooky. This guy is awesome.

[mickmos]

8 people pressed the dislike button

[azdgariarada]

8 people didn't have a rickshaw

[sezznnn]

I like to jog for 3 and a half weeks at a time! HAHAHAH!!

[crowe1999]

Solid.



[AQWvawrick]

I'v listened to this skit so many time's i know all the words.

[insaneterrain]

I think there was circus music and crying, lmao.

[lenawhite]

6 people don't have a rickshaw to carry their Gatorade when they jog for 3 1/2 weeks at a time.

[minorgablaa]

the size of the dislike bar is the size of justin beibers penis

[ghostspider01]

@minorgablaa HAHAHA that just never gets old...

[icareyb]

TOTALLY FEASIBLE!

[MarkAL95]

your lower back would be in a quagmire lol

[mattaboyz]

quagmire would love to be a girls lower back :P

[Hannah1995100]

Cause I was having such a hard time finding a lice farm that I could thrust my head into

[Harrisabd]

4 people own zunes

[Shmoofles]

@Harrisabd

the funny thing is, that that's a real statistic XDD

[FreakLoser]

@Harrisabd I own a zune... And I love Arj Barker >.>, and I liked this... our statistic is wrong, more like four people used the store pillow.

[ohdamnipopbubbles]

500 gallon bottle of gatorade and RICKSHAWS! yeahhhh bitches

[Jumpingqueen1996]

dinial foam hahaha

[jiggyy]

umm, i'd like to know who built this indestructible, miracle-working rickshaw you're talking about arj barker. i'll humor you and assume it's able to somehow withstand 500 gallons of gatorade on top of it. you still wouldn't have the strength to pull it on this rickshaw for a single minute you illogical idiot!!

[mitchwildmut888]

@jiggyy FUCK YOU!

[n3ro11]

@jiggyy I'm sorry. The rest of us usually expect jokes and sarcasm from a comedy club.

[jiggyy]

@n3ro11 <:(

[honan91]

@jiggyy clearly never heard of steel...

[jiggyy]

@honan91 pssh, if it's not made out of wood it's not really a rickshaw, let's be honest here.

[honan91]

@jiggyy maybe its got steel framework for structural integrity, but wooden handles and stuff?

[unit856]

Your lower back would be a quagmire!

[happypenisintherear]

on a rickshaw!

[Zilla298]

i'm so glad all these comments are here quoting the video otherwise i would've forgot what he said

[BallinBroBryce]

the sound sux

[alldasingleladiess]

because i like to jog for THREE AND A HALF WEEKS AT A TIME!

[LeFou976]

"...and if everyone in the store could just SHUT THE FUCK UP for a few minutes, I'm trying to feel terrified and alone!"

[xfusee]

lmao

I'M TRYING TO FEEL TERRIFIED AND ALONE.

[VideoBlazer]

I dont think there is anybody out there with a better yell than Arj, hilarious!

[wogaznlep]

yeah maybe...if you turn the music off, and shut the lights off..and everybody in the store could just SHUT THE FUCK UP for a few seconds...Im trying to feel terrified and alone, and regret every decision Ive ever made, drenched in a cold sweat, Its called going to sleep MAYBE YOUVE HEARD OF IT!

fuckin gold.

[eliasbennis]

@Zero9teensays and it varies from 80-160gig. haha

[Queens0x0x]

"OHH...I don't know, I think there was circus music...and a lot of crying"

"no body should have to live with those memories"

where does he come up with these jokes!??? His too good!!!!

[eggsnbacon45]

A public LOANER PILLOW I can borrow!? That's so PERFECT because I was having such a hard time finding a Lice Farm that I can thrust my head into!

[xschlen]

rickshaw !

[HouseOf1000Corpses2]

133rd rating. 5 stars!!!!!!

[lizarBS]

one hundred and fucking twenty seventh rating.

fuck yeah motherfuckers

[WhatNowRino]

Woo 119th rating!!! AWESOME!

[al1511]

woo 100th rating!!!

[eskimogirl3195]

i have not laughed this hard, in a looong time. :)

"alright. continuee."

[madfreshkid69]

lol

[g1ngerNinga]

legend!

[rstan58]

well i guess your right and the larger the better

[De34g1e]

You know, I actually am finding it quite difficult to find lice farms to thrust my head into lately.

[AnitCsah]

haha I laughed hard at this!

[ChoccoTeddy]

LOL alright, continue!

[iriyadi0001]

maybe if you turned the music off, and shut the lights off, and everybody in the store could just SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND... hahahaha

[sirLEVITSKY]

@iriyadi0001 Mmmh yes, it is exactly what he said....

[tamfivethirty]

i don't understand why this sketch doesn't have more views- it's his funniest

[sultanofsick]

@tamfivethirty that doesn't bode well. it was amusing, but by no means hilarious. it's funnier when you can't figure out the punchline before he gets there.

[tamfivethirty]

@sultanofsick true, that- he makes it most obvious. but i suppose that's a brand of comedy in itself- being able to get the audience laughing in anticipation of your brilliant punchline. as long as the joke isn't a let-down, everyone wins. the audience get more laffs and the comedian gets a bigger rush.

or that's how it explains itself in my mind, anyhow.

[superdude1452]

mine has 180 gigs =P

[cloud663]

hey nobody cares how many Gigs ur Ipod is, u just ruined a perfectly good joke thanx a lot

[superdude1452]

@cloud663 i dont understand how that ruins the joke but, your welcome jackass. hope you contract aids. =)

[inhuy1]

learn how to spell dude,

you're

[superdude1452]

@inhuy1 its youtube dude, who gives a fuck if i don't pay attention to every detail

[rstan58]

what the hell why would you want an ipod that large the batteries would die before you got even half way thruogh not and iphone or touch for games but for music forget that

[Bebopopotamus]

Because a lot of people, me included, like to have all their music accessible to them at all times. Some times I feel like listening to a lot of random stuff, not just certain artists.

[superdude1452]

because sometimes i like to listen to more than the same 500 songs from the same 20 to 500 artists(idk maybe you have one song from each of them) and i like to mix it up a little bit. and then other times i like to explore my dads music collection which is enormous and also happens to be on there

[lloyd417rafa]

HAHA!! Thats so perfect coz I was having such a hard time finding a lice farm that I could thrust my head into!!!! Classic!

[skatehard21]

hahahahaha i love to jog for 3 and a half weeks ata time!

[Rewberg1]

Arj rules!!

[wogaznlep]

whats that, ohhhh...you got a rickshaw. ok continue.

lol fucking love that part.

[unseenkid5]

i like he changes his routine up!

[MattAttack1221]

I have a 160G iPod :D

[KickersAndScreamers]

How's the look on his face when he says "WHAT?! You got a five hundred gallon bottle of Gatorade?!"

[PsychoticCat723]

I love the incredulous voice.

[Strahanie1]

Wow... you sounds really sexy;) wanna hook up?

[leneontigre]

no.

[LortharTheOneLegged]

Cracked up so much at this. Lol, denial foam

[sweetlittlesheila67]

The Ipod bit is hilarious... saw him a couple of weeks ago when he opened for Flight of the Conchords, and that was my favourite part. "I like to go jogging for THREE AND A HALF WEEKS".

[leneontigre]

HEY ERILYN

[leneontigre]

if you guys coulD just SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A FEW SECONDS

[K0134]

hes so funny. wat a classic.

[lilZeeRocker]

Hahaha yeah it is if you've heard it for the first time, I've heard this joke..about a billion now =P he uses it in all of his tours.

[drifttune]

"What's that, you got a rickshaw? Continue" LOL