Do you speak English ?

[m3xicanvoodoo22]

SHAUN OF THE DEAD! :D

[ntsrfr6]

Enjoyed this :0) good show!

[punkodie]

-Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

-Deutsch? Nein. Spricht du Deutsch? XDXDDDDD

[cubronn]

@xxgangjouxx maybe we may not know French all the time but do you know any other languages than that?not every are going to know double languages.

[rickysrejects]

when grama saw this she laughed so hard she bout swallered her false teeth

[mrfwest]

someone ask you if you speak English and you say " no, i don't not " that's not funny, its annoying. its immature because that's the type of thing kids laugh at

[ZyborkTV]

@mrfwest You dont get the point. 

[sprucemoose18]

@mrfwest No it isn't. You just don't understand the humour behind it. A lot of kids wouldn't understand why this is funny.

[XxgangjouxX]

I'm French and it's hard to find someone speaking a correct English here. And most of the time, you, Britons or Americans, don't even try to say a word in French, not even "bonjour" or "excusez-moi". You think everybody must speak English, but try to learn a foreign language, and we'll see...

[BoneyMalone]

@XxgangjouxX Why learn another language when English is the language known by around 1.5 billion people? The most widely known and used language (based on not just being first or second languages). If anything you should drop your language and adopt English to create a more coherent world.

[sumadinac92]

@BoneyMalone You mean we should use English like Latin was used 2000 years ago.Enjoy while it lasts.I don't see many people speaking Latin on the streets.Same thing will happen to English

[Nijuka87]

@sumadinac92 errr buddie Latin evolved into Spanish and Italian its not gone just changed over time and You or i won't be around long enough for English to make a drastic change.... so Its not like we "have to enjoy it while it lasts". You at as if such a change will happen over night LOL and even that its a very small chance that such a change could happen. 

[koolwalla]

@XxgangjouxX why bother learning another language? dont they have an app for that now?

[TheBarryviper]

@XxgangjouxX British people are taught french and german from the age of 13 in every secondry school in our entire country. you probably just ran into some drunk english people.

[sprucemoose18]

@XxgangjouxX French and German are taught here in Britain in secondary schools from Year 7 to Year 9 (Age 11-14 roughly). After that, either can be taken for GCSE examinations, although admittedly neither are extremely popular choices. I took GCSE French, and I can speak French half-decently, although I have a terrible memory and have forgotten quite a bit of it. Unfortunate, really. It is a fascinating lanuguage. I have tried learning a bit of German as well lately.

[leongraaf]

nur ein oder zwei wörter aber ich bin nicht fließend :DDD

[wickedpissa25]

the Forsaken version is better

FTH!!!

[theblackcuriass]

@wickedpissa25 lol wowfag :P

[wickedpissa25]

@theblackcuriass ... and proud of it. FTH!!!

[theblackcuriass]

@wickedpissa25 meh game sucks now

[TheMettbroetchen]

ALBIONTYKE true story!

It's wrong to be french!

by the way, those guys in the video speak german like netherlands. :D

[airsoftlove1]

Smack the pony?

[jenistyle41]

I make videos can come give me your opinion?! is in French but I put subtitles (I do not know if the translation is good)

[AznKidDances]

Ahh Brits How U Trolololo Ladies

[Kuglaikan]

this guys are trolls i tell u real live trolls :D

[Kuglaikan]

real live trolls :D I found ma' people :)

[rexarioz]

@Kuglaikan good for ya, mon.

[Dingo4evah]

36 people cant speak english...

[calummorris1993]

LMAO

[xXkalythaXx]

"I can speak English..."

"So can I." lol

[ALBIONTYKE]

That could be in France. Try & speak broken German to a person in Germany & they are patient & polite. Speak broken French in France & they ignore you !

[boucledor1671018]

@ALBIONTYKE We are not ALL like that!! I'm sad we have such a bad reputation :'(

[badd2005]

@ALBIONTYKE Better yet speak broken German to a person in France and they cower before you...

[weriand]

@ALBIONTYKE just look at the signs in the background ;D

[ALBIONTYKE]

@weriand ich weis

[NAMEMERKEN]

@ALBIONTYKE

germany ftw :D

[Arkhantes]

@ALBIONTYKE : I'm french and... Yes it can be possible :) And yes, it's in France because of the road sign at the beginning ^^ (write : "Chaussée déformée" and "Interdit aux nomades et campeurs" = "uneven road surface" and "forbidden to nomads and campers" ) ;)

[ALBIONTYKE]

@Arkhantes Ces't les Ardennes en Beljique.

[Arkhantes]

@ALBIONTYKE : C'est possible aussi (BelGique en français ^^)

[buubuu4]

@ALBIONTYKE in England, they even don't understand you if u come from USA ...

[ALBIONTYKE]

@buubuu4 It's the other way round! Americans are easy to understand, England has many dialects. 

[Nicochara]

@ALBIONTYKE Actually no, if you're a foreigner and you at least try to speak in their language they usually understand and will work with you on what English they know. If you just go up speaking english without even trying to communicate properly with them THEN they will ignore you. The only time you'll get that sort of reaction when you speak broken french is the pretentious faggots up in Quebec

[klaragh16]

@ALBIONTYKE omg !! your so right !! im from ireland, but i live in france now, and at the start, whenever i tried to speak french, they just made me feel like an idiot !! i was nearly embarressed to speak it then !!

[TheEchovoices]

lol that's the ways of the world these days very good haha!

[StrongEnoughDiva]

@TheEchovoices LOL you said it there! Damn funny!

[swudeft]

oder deutsch vielleicht .. ja das wäre toll ... haha so nice

[iancesar816]

gotta love simon pegg!

[falkenauge2]

for the guys who dont understand the joke these are french guys and they just like to speak their own language

[87animegirl87]

@falkenauge2 yeah they always get mad if u dont even try to speak french. anyways i love france <3

[gatorboy124]

@falkenauge2 they ain't french they are german nein is a german for no

[mrfwest]

i get it but ,this is seriously not funny. people claiming not to speak English, when they clearly do. the is more annoying and immature.

[hooha123424]

@mrfwest you clearly dont get it. otherwise you wouldnt find it immature or annoying....americans :/

[4mySweetheart369]

Only an uneducated boor with a chav mentality would say "only a complete ignorant prick from America" would not get this humour. I am American and I get it. What I don't get is the hostility of some posters towards those from a different country. I suppose I should thank you. At least you capitalized America in your rant.

[RuthlessRich]

Not bad at all.

[suieful]

I don't think some Americans get the humour here in the video because they don't live in Europe to understand that stuff like this does happen sometimes.

It's common in Europe for some people who CAN speak English to lie and say no I don't. So maybe that's why other Europeans find it funny. And certain Americans don't.

[xxxxsharpie]

@suieful wow I actually didn't get the humor till I read this comment, but after watching it again after reading your comment I was definitely able to laugh more genuinely. Don't mean to sound sarcastic in any way but wanted to say thank you very much :D

[Freakish345]

@suieful this doesnt happen in europe

[ilusionsite]

do you speak english? Yes, I don't

[15katevvet]

@masharcool12 I'm American and I understand the joke. Not all Americans are "pricks".

[masharcool12]

hahaha, yes, that takes a great amount of intelligence to be able to understand, only a complete ignorant prick from America would not pee his/her pants front watching this. Sarcasm, just in case you people did not pick it up. This is crap, Mr. Bean FTW.

[NijaWigglez]

my fav word starts with a p and ends with an n... can u guess wat it is? its POPCORN!!!

[08xfunnibunnix08]

hahaha i absolutely love it :D

[Sloutiack]

THIS IS STUPID HE SPEAKS ENGLISH I DONT EVEN GET THIS THIS IS THE GAYEST THING IVE EVER SEEN WHAT IS HTE JOKE HERE

[Freakish345]

British humour, more intelligent than American humour.

[masterman1001]

@Freakish345 This is why only European People understand that sort of humour :D

[brolyninja123]

@Sloutiack it's called irony :)

Dumbass

[Sloutiack]

@brolyninja123 That was the joke :)

Dumbass

[brolyninja123]

@Sloutiack i know i wuz just messin with ya :)

[fitzo256]

is that simon peg?

[Sivahn666]

@fitzo256 yes, yes it is

[HANAitsCRAZY]

i've learned a lot about british humor and i still think it is offensive to so many people.

All they do is put down other people.

American humor is actually funny, and no one gets hurt. British humor is only funny to people that weren't insulted.

[Freakish345]

No, it's an intelligent way think. Then you laugh once you think about it. American humour is a pie in the face. You simple folk won't understand...

[EbsNhexz]

@HANAitsCRAZY The joke is vary rarely at the expense of the people being `put down`. Say for example if somebody is making race jokes, he would also be acting/impersonating the character of a bigot. Therefore you would be laughing at the comedians expense more than anything. Like in this sketch you are laughing at the random sense of humour of the two men rather than the woman. Actual mocking is reserved mostly for politicians, most comedy fans in UK or US don't get insulted by JOKES anyway.

[aimemoney]

who are those 31 people who dislike this video ? oh i get it, they are practicing the English homour. ( i really cannot speak english very well-i'm learning- so sorry if there are some fautes)

[TheEnviroFriend]

@VChapaev true, british humor is better, but you are WAAAY off about american humor.

most american humor is political satire, social satire, and black comedy(not black as in african, black as in depressing).

you are thinking of "slapstick", not really a big part of american comedy since the 3 stooges...

[bphutchins]

@VChapaev yeah, you gave the world Mr Bean... need I say more?

[mrfwest]

i dont understand what's so funny about this, they just pretended not to speak English. if you ask me if i speak English and i said " no sir, i do not. " will you laugh. this was a lazy attempt at comedy

[rushtonian]

@mrfwest

you're clearly stupid

[Gokugogeta]

@mrfwest you don't have a sense/sence (sry english is not my native tongue) of humour ? even i understand this shit to be funny :P

[zielonodup]

is that Simon Pegg? :)

[cakadokey]

The brits make my AMERICAN BRAIN LOL !

Fuck I need to learn Anglish !

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

The Brits are the kings of humour

[TheBarryviper]

@Alexthegreatbelgian and belgians are the king of beer. Love Stella Artoois.

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

@TheBarryviper Thanks!

[djvlado5]

@Alexthegreatbelgian the guy on the bike is my fav actor :D

[MeSeiver]

@Alexthegreatbelgian They are just dumb

[killer123852]

i think the can speak english

[christio8p]

Americans laugh and someone farting this is what brits laugh at

[MrRoflbear]

omg the guy of shawn of the dead O_O

[ljudde87]

just awesome

[geasscanceler16]

i knew i should have taken an english class!!

[davidsmama06]

i dont get it? cna someone please tell me

[smjltd]

Ironic humour will always be the best!.....

[professordoctorEvie]

ahahahaha this is brilliant

^^

[Thecutleryshow]

mmmh... Is that Simon Pegg?

[mzmadmike]

If she looks good enough I'd speak whatever she needed.

[youtubmoses]

What show is this from?

[Dracopol]

Learn Esperanto, bitches! You can learn it faster than anything else, plus it gives you laser eyes that can burn through metal like BUTTAH!

[mzmadmike]

@Dracopol And then you can speak to the other 25 losers who speak Esperanto.

[musubi69]

I can't speak English either... That's it... I'm going to learn English once in for all. I'm off to buy Rosetta stone!

[notwhouthink69]

Brittish humor... ugh sorry but to be honest most of it always seems to be a pretty meh

[hkpho0ey]

This reminds me of an old work colleague of mine. When he used to live in Paris every time an American tourist asked him in English if he spoke English he would give a blank look and shrug his shoulders.

However if they asked in French then he would help them. Probably a little cruel, but quite amusing.

The irony being he was English and was an English teacher in Paris.

[icetman123]

that looks like the guy from Shaun of the dead and Hot Fuzz

[MrBenzyme]

@icetman123 Thats because it is lol :D

[jimisajewboy]

English ftw!

[EJLSWE]

You got to love the english humour, simply word class.

[ArkangelZer0]

The only one who's funny is MR. BEAN, and thats because he doesn't TALK......................most of the time.

[sagenichibotsu]

I couldn't catch a single word of this entire skit.

[RobertandKirsten]

lol, that was funny

[kvg4541]

hahahahahaha XD XD awesome XD!!!

[killerbronze]

lol thats epic xD

[Bloomengns]

i dont get it buts its very funny :D

[67tr876]

Well i tryed :( not funny and i dont get it

[lisins2kill]

lol bicycle boy and checkman next thing you know their the knew hit superheros of prankage

[allprosupplements]

As an English speaker who has traveled around quite a bit, this is very funny.

[IAMWHOIAM237]

FANTASTIC!

[RichardRawlings98]

Lmao at the end "i can speak english" , "so can i " LOOOOOL

[stridetide155]

British humor blows rofl

[Damnation2525]

Wow, haven't laughed this hard recently.

[Chemicgen1]

man i wish i could speak german T.T

[MegannnXxXxX]

Ahaaa, so funny =D

[MsSavybear]

I'm german and american and this is totally awesome XD

[AstroGnomical]

Roflmao

[frostyhotboy]

What show is this from?

[ChinnuWoW]

I'm Canadian.

[Pohemos]

Meskiens klapt ie wel west vloams?

[Cresitan258]

i'm american and this is hilarious to me :D

[theorigonalsp4d]

Hmmm simon pegg rawr

[DevilHunter5678]

haha, british humor for the win! xD too bad i don´t understand what they are talking about because i also can´t speak english, und deutsch spreche ich erst recht nicht, wer spricht schon eine so unbekannte sprache?^^

[gogreenranger87]

Simon Pegg is AWESOME

[echoplex89]

@VChapaev

The highest form of English humor still is to have a pretentious opinion of other cultures. This clearly illustrates how much they lack in creativity. Certainly there are some flaws in American culture, but we acknowledge them through jokes that are both sarcastic and self deprecating.

their sense of humor is awfully primitive. I mean seriously, they're still amused by when a man dresses in drag. We moved on from that long ago.

Get with the times!

[Magnificat83]

@echoplex89 Well,u got obviously no idea about British humour.@VChapaev,on the other side should look out from his cage of stereotypes.From time to time.

[Makavelian5408]

@echoplex89 i think america takes the award for opinion of other cultures and countries ure the worst for stereotyping

how can you judge our culture when you probably only ever heard of london whats just next to europe across the way from spain

.if you lived in britain youd realise what bollox ure talking

you say we're still amused by a man in a dress ??

lol where that one come from pmsl

[hardToSignUpHere]

@echoplex89 i like

[wowseyl]

Well, they spoke pretty bad german for a professional sketch.

[hardToSignUpHere]

@wowseyl well they dont speak german nur ein paar wörter oder so

[aapopeenstokje]

now im sure its not that girls would be dumb if they are blonde :P

[TheNeverNews]

Oh my Klever that is humor!

[ParAnoidKitty7]

wth? xD

[franc9090]

LOL!!!! very funny!

[vlad8762]

bravo.... ha ha

[loltarrd]

lolololololol

[matthieus2]

Thanks for uploading this. Awesome.

[democrat4lyf]

is this meant to be funny? ehm soz but i really cant get this kind of humour o.O

[spartaninspace]

@democrat4lyf AMERICAN ALERT!

:3

[blackandwhite562]

@democrat4lyf

wow i get it and im from america well half its funny =)

[sandraoxx]

hahaha. Englishmen can be hilarious!

[AllieIam9]

this is SOO something I would do!

[vivalaresistanc]

What's the name of the show/movie?

[misakiimisakii]

hahaha!!!

english, deutsch, what else?

[littlepete50]

i thought it was hilarious... but yes i am from england

[MimiMeow13]

this is what my dad would call stupid funny. it's stupid but funny at the same time, for most people. But I enjoyed it.

[farizzal]

I'm American and I thought this was hilarious

[xenomann442]

that's what they're like in quebec. Do you speak english? -me "uh me don't speak anglais" -quebecois

then you turn around and start walking away and all you here is "so anyways now that that is over with, how do you plan on going about this problem we have"

[Acetactular]

Is that Simon Pegg? He's a funny guy =]

[littlepete50]

@Acetactular yeah i think it is! only noticed at the end when he scrunched his face up!

[sykoman31]

haha. du sprechen die deutsch?

lol

[buba132]

i love british humor

[2020940]

very funny  video

[Oleck85]

nice :)

[alexrod1098]

Lol hilarious

[Vincentrubio]

English and German, Ich spreche nicht Deutsch and I don't speak English. hahahhhaa

Me encanta este video!!!

[terriblestax]

This could be french! :)) because french people speak sooo funny english. :)) They say " Dö" to the. :)) clowns

[BigSuperStarOMG]

hahaha what are they saying I don't speak English. Can someone help me?

[BaddaBigBoom]

Nope, beats me

[ohgoodjoy]

No, you're beyond help.

jk, jk.

[mattfan14]

I didn't understand that, was it in english?

[sykoman31]

it was a joke-- she asking if they speak english and they tell her in english that they dont speak english. lol

[mattfan14]

What's up with getting thumbs down for referring to the video? O.o Oh well, the internet... what can you expect, right?

Btw, Sykoman31, yeah, uh... as I said, referring to the vid ;)

[karaokemaschine]

@sykoman31 oh I didnt really get that. Could you translate that in German?

[sykoman31]

"du sprechen die deutsch"

it just means "do you speak german"

lol. XD

[Mobodjo]

Je veux bien faire un effort mais j'ai pas trouvé ça drole... faudrai t'être que je comprenne mieux l'anglais aussi x)

[BaddaBigBoom]

Je voudrais vous aider, mais je ne parle pas français

[lxlpaulolxl]

I didn't understand this video... I don't speak English...

[freakingscared1]

rofl

[myrammses]

HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[countingSheep35]

lol, das war aber klasse ;-)