Shark Bite Caught On Tape

[janwdlmz]

ouch!

[MrRedtubelover]

I bet next time he catches a shark he will use pliers to unhook it!

[yellqazwsx]

this is my cousin DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThatShortStack]

I mean seriously, leave the damn sharks alone. Their in the fucking ocean minding their own buisness and stupid surfers like these have to go and pester it. Their in the ocean where their supposed to be.. once you go in there, there is a possibility you might get bitten or even killed.. but this guy was just stupid to stick his hand in his mouth! The shark should've just killed him -_-

[RsDrPowers]

when I clicked the link... I was hoping it was a big shark and have it biting him on the side or something. not like a nip sort of bite -.-

[jermzzz28]

thumbs up if you think this shark is smarter then 4 dumb surfers.

[tookietookie123]

What did this guy expect? A kiss?!

[antonio81108]

@tookietookie123 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[xgeronimo005]

jackass! my sympathy for the poor shark.

[terauna83]

hahahahahaha good job



[1deepink]

what?

[1deepink]

what

[SD2OCsponger]

"So how'd the shark bite you?"

"Well i stuck my hand in the sharks mouth and..."

Some people deserve what they get

[raymazarek]

hahaahah

[KnightTemplari]

hey fellas, watch this............if we can get this guy and the guy who puts in head inside the mouth of an alligator, we got ourselves a circus.

[drchen054]

The bite happened exactly as I imagined it before seeing the video. It would lift its head higher and with more energy than most people would expect and swipe a bite. Really gotta treat these creatures like snakes. 

[Nicarider182]

dumb fuck

[Sumaiyah77]

Duh don't fuck with sharks

[unbaweaveable1]

Right, so you see a shark and decide to mess with it. They must not have watched shark attack week on Discovery channel

[Richpers89]

"guess he still had energy to reach kinda far".... really? 2 inches is kinda far to you?

[antopolus]

Fucken idiots

[etdrury]

catch and release kind of thing.... hahahaha

[thedecisionmaker]

tiny shark and half the people gathered round drop their arses when it bites. Club the little shit3 and be done with it.

[botchalism]

@thedecisionmaker Another bullet proof arm chair quarter back, a common species found on Youtube.

[thedecisionmaker]

@botchalism +1

[Dupe16118]

like totally

[insaneyoggi]

HAHAHA he actually is trying to take the hook out with his bare hand.. Womans brain in a mans body?

[asisjec]

@insaneyoggi Nooo.... just the usual idiotic male, with a stupid male ego, just so that he could boast to his dumb male friends later on. And if he hadn't gotten bitten, someone like you would actually be impressed!

[lovebrunomars123]

omgggggggggggg



[Lensner1992]

hahahahaha idiot

[phxbbg90]

he's lucky to have all his fingers still

[IgotGreens101]

man if only someone would make some metal things and they could call them pliars. it would make are lifes so much easyer!

[bailer4life]

@IgotGreens101 I remember saying something similar to a burn victim I once met. I was like "man if only someone would make some canister full of foam to spray on fire and they could call it a fire-extinguisher. Itwould make are life so much easier"

Don't get me wrong, putting his hand into a live sharks mouth wasn't the smartest thing to do but I don't think the problem in getting the hook out was a lack of inventions in the world, just the lack of tools on hand when at the beach.

[keklolgloat]

derp

[Daalchii]

The first fucking thing I do when I see a live shark is put my hand on it's mouth -_-

[TheTemest]

@Daalchii And I thought I was the only one!

[ludviglolo]

OWND 1:22 HAHAHAHAHH amateur videographer xD

[MDR5288]

Sharks are dangerous bro.

[GhettoFrosty]

last week I was at a party, and this drunk ass white dude calls some big ass black dude a monkey, black dude says" yeah,I hit like one too" and absolutely beats the guy to death,I mean this guy looked like ground beef afterwords, as i walked away, I thought to myself, what the fuck did you think he was going to do dumb ass? sticking your hand in a sharks mouth is a very similar concept!

[fasta12]

u yanks always dramatise stupid shit like that. he needed wat 2 mabe 3 stiches??? thats typical fear based american tv. no wonder u people r so fuk up!!

[GhettoFrosty]

@fasta12 Fuck you asshole,America rules, we are the most powerful country in all the world, don't pis us off or we will flatten your whole country, oh shit, wait ,I didn't mean it, please dont kill me, Im sorry, boo hooo, !

[WildlifeSeriaLKiller]

@fasta12 So you judge an entire population of people based on one dipshit? And you call us fucked up??...lol... So because one of the most notorious and vile pedophiles ever was Australian (Geoffrey Robert Dobbs), maybe we should just call all Australians a bunch of fucked up kiddy rapers. Does that make sense to you?

[Tallen0123]

@WildlifeSeriaLKiller why not, they do it to catholics lol

[Free2BaFairy]

Serves the selfish idiot right, i ish the shark would have took his hand off

[jimmygott]

Wtf at what's making news these days lol tiny little sharks biting peoples hands "CAUGHT ON TAPE" makes it sooo much more amazing.

[2302Shadowx]

he got PWNed by shark!!!

[userflock]

first time shame on you second time shame on me

[xjt15]

suits him right. . :)

[TheHockeyCentral]

That was fantastic. They hook a shark and they actually try to take the hook out of it's mouth.

Brilliant. Just brilliant. I wish it took his whole hand.

[matt1867]

what a retard

[ninjaofshinto]

that is scary

[TeganX7]

"I didn't expect anything bad to happen." This is why dumb people shouldn't reproduce.

[T97Frida]

When you watch what they did to the animal and afterwards they call the dude the "victim" of the shark - that tell´s it all about humankind.

[hairyneil]

@T97Frida not only victim, but "shark ATTACK victim"!

Man, what an evil nasty shark that is!

[Stalminch]

The guy with the longer hair @ 53 seconds, looks a lot like the guy in the road rage upload on youtube... hmmmm.... I wonder......

[mssmirky75]

Aaaah, you'll live, mate. It's not as if it took your leg off, is it? Suck it up, and stop teasing the marine life.

[yvesofzo]

What a plonker

[armageddon9999]

for doing what they did he should have lost fingers

[Supercuts88]

IDIOTS!!!!!

[helicrashpro]

Wow, what a freak accident. Some dumb ass stuck his hand within an inch of one of the top predators mouths and got bit. Crazy. Had not idea that might happen.

[30RyanMiller]

i love how everyone jumps back like they didnt know sharks could move out of the water

[staciejung]

this is what stupid looks like.

[woogietoob]

mmmmm fingers.... you can really taste the idiot in these

[bigbradford69]

fucking assholes

[Budhabe]

what a idiot

[Kreosin]

"I thought the shark would have been exhausted, but he wasn't" No shit sherlock. What did we learn?

[TagoCrazy]

fucking gay xD!!!

[MSICSIDUITYE]

it was a beautiful breezy day!!! ..lol thats how a 5 year old would describe it ....

[St0neLuv]

... cue the jackass theme...

[Edgewater2]

a little great white...even scary when small xD graanch! gootcha!

[jimpurdie]

oh they have teeth i thought they were strips of rubber.

[base320]

Revenge is a bitch huh Gregory, leave shark alone.

[KoopaHardStyle]

What an idiot. why reel a wild animal in in the first place?

should have lost his arm.

[Thebearcat66]

Serves ya fuckin right. To bad ya didn't lose yer fingers.

[airic554]

who the fuck brings that small ass net to fish in the ocean???? hahaha

[02daft]

HEY FUCK OFF YOUTUBE WHAT THE FUCK WITH SERVERS AND BANDWIDTH ? FUCK YOIU

[jeviensavous]

sympa.....

[mattiboymdc1280]

fools!!!!!!!!

[TheMatthew9977]

I don't think anything in the world can be "well enough exhausted" to not be able to move it's jaw, you surfer douche bag.

[stylabunny01]

It's his own fault..

[Victor1970s]

Where is a shot gun when you need one! If I were there, that shark's head would be in pieces all over the beach.

[2009killacam]

@Victor1970s i no & the sad part is the guy that got bit would of probably looked @ you like you were crazy...I can't beleive you killed em man...I mean it was'nt his fault it was a beautiful animal...WTF ?? 0_o...not racist or anything buh you white people do some crazy shyt lol

[poker4080]

was the $2 hook really worth the risk dude???? hahhaha!!! 

[boringgrass]

the shark should've bit the guy's balls off

[xristaras]

if it was in the water it would of shaked him a bit and taken his hand righhhhhttt off

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

i did'nt want to hurt the shark or anything...IDIOT...IT WANTS TO HURT YOU!

[savethedramma4umama]

What is the big deal? Shoudn´t the shark be in the water? Thats what we all know that would happen if you place your stupid hand in a shark´s mouth.

[blanknot]

Why do people believe that catch and release is more humane? That's like sucker punching a random person in the street just for the fun of it.

[checkafromundergroun]

shit, why didnt the shark bite this idiot's whole arm off ?

[misterthi]

Since when did Jackass make CNN?

[jackydefo]

shark 1 - idiot 0

[UnicornLuvr321]

AWWWWWWW! the shark's so adorable and little!

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

Real title: Man attacks shark

[halkvideos]

thats not a shark attack..its a human attack on the shark..the idiot deserves it

[volzcrazy]

hmm sticking my hand in a shark's mouth this would be my mind "plz plz plz plz plz no bite me sharky :D" then *clamp* a close call "screw this im out"!!!!

[DCSutliffeCo]

idiot...

[royalassassin2010]

All you losers saying "waaahh that wasn't the real deal, i want to see some blood" SHUT UP!!!

[cocacost]

wtf the video sucks cant see a thing

[rossija86]

Really glad to see this happen. Maybe now the retard won't "Catch and Release" the shark with a sharp hook going through its mouth. Fully deserved that after inflicting unecessary pain on the animals for mild entertainment.

[prayfawind]

all that nice wind and sweet kickers and that assholes stopped kiting, i wish that shark took off the whole hand.

[Englandsbestlover]

He put his hand near a sharks mouth and STILL he surprised at what happened???

[iBod32]

@henf5671 let's go together to California or South Africa or something, I'll bring my camera and you can jump in the water until you get bit....I'll record every minhute of it hoping you survive so that you can see the bloody mess........come on man get real who actually wants to see that Lol : )

[HERBIE53GUY]

he got exactly what he deserved...

is it really that fucking shocking? It's news worthy? Oh, the poor bastard got bit by a shark that he yanked his fucking hook through and dragged to shore, what a horrible animal! We must kill them all! Poor douchbag victim with this tan and pussy haircut. if you were fishing for fun then he was biting you for fun. I hope you die in a car crash, you fucking pissant.

[Synchestra1]

@HERBIE53GUY

Wow...Angry, are we? I admit though, I laughed when you described him as "with this tan and pussy haircut."

[henf5671]

show me a real shark attack where a great white is biting and gnawing off someone's arm. now that's what i want to see.

[lgeorgie1983]

what a weener

[labonneruerouge]

what a little bitch.

[smpfox]

it was perty bludy

[motorbreath1983]

Jim: "i didn't expect anything bad to happen".

That's why people film this stuff (?)

[erikvanzanen]

He's very stupid! Nature once again shows not to fuck with it! 99% of animal accidents happens because of human error! And besides being stupid, he is very fortunate this kind of shark does not have tearing teeth, they can only cut, no bonebreaking ability.

[ChriisCookiies]

capture and release thing.. Yeah the shark doesnt know than nor is any fun for him.

[ofri75]

so did they release the shark to the water, or killed him?

[SikGix55]

@ofri75 i would have pissed on his head, then jizzed in his mouth, and then cut his head off if he did that to my hand

[anniedmusic]

Atleast he was going to let the shark go.

[smithgdwg]

should have killed and ate the shark

[ihopeutubedies]

He deserved it. If I was the shark & had the chance to bite everyone that contributed towards my capture I would gladly do it. Maybe even take a hand with me as a souvenir. =)

[SuperSlayerX]

Yes! Bite that white trash!

[rends]

it was a small shark, those kids are fags

[xpentor]

lol small sharks, stop exaggerating ffs.

[mazdamike25]

all hooks are made to disolve away by rust veryquickly these days

he should just put in back in the water

[KillerQueensRyche]

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

[shootermcjohnny]

thats what you get for fucking with a shark bitch

[TheWestcoastwrg]

IDIOT!

[baysacrazy]

i hate this attitude. well, i'm curious, so i'm going to hook the shark with a sharp hook and then take it out of water where it can't breath. but hey, i'm gonna put it back.

you think keeping a person down under water for a few horrible minutes would be ok? maybe cause a li'l brain damage and trauma? why do this to the shark at all. you deserved you hand chomped clear off, you jerks.

[02narutoshippuden]

White pple have nothin better to do then get der ass's bit by a shark

[jalbroven91]

That was a dying shark defending itself from an evil prick. Dude deserved a bite and alot more. I mean who does this? Paraphrasing.. 'I just wanted to see what kind of shark it was so I got out my fishing pole. Once I had a metal hook through it's mouth, I dragged I reeled it in and dragged it to land where it began to suffocate. Not only bcuz sharks can't breathe on land, but also bcuz they have to constantly swim, 24 hrs a day, to keep from suffocating. Can't believe it bit me.' I hate people!

[baysacrazy]

@jalbroven91 right on. i agree with you 100%

[TheTurtlePawner]

man attacks shark and shark strikes back nothing wrong with that.

[verdunburnett]

I saw a shark - chased it - hooked it - dragged it to shore - stuck my thumb up its ass - called a bitch - and then it bite me ! ! ! I couldn't believe it.

[henf5671]

@verdunburnett i guess he was expecting for the shark to die if it's taken out of the water. but what he doesn't realize is, that it takes quite a while for a shark to die in air oxygen.

[Melesiodelariva]

@verdunburnett ggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yygay hahahahahahahahahahahah

[rhodesyboys]

@verdunburnett HAHAHAHAHAHA hahaha  lmao LMFAO llloollllllooooooollllloooolll­ll

[jondill]

@verdunburnett hahahahaha.. classic!!!

[AlyssaStar09]

You thought they would have taken a hint the first time it tried to bite them... BUT NOOOOO they just had to try again.. xD stupid

[warf122]

wow those idiots

[hydraulik123456789]

Real title: Man discovers for first time that sharks actually have teeth!

[HAWX234]

@hydraulik123456789 LOL

[Buddybudsbud]

@hydraulik123456789 hahah yeah y'know, what a total jebend :p he deserves to get bitten

[jtoshea2005]

Weak. CNN must have been desperate for a story that day.

[5BabiiDoll5]

that's what you get asshole i dont like sharks but damn you brought that upon yourself.

[apocalist420]

"shark attack victim", wow shark attacks on land, anything is possible, right?

[notoryusgurl]

lol...!!!

[cc72666]

Taste like chicken

[PenguinHeavyMetal]

it was the human attack, not the shark attack =/

humanity likes to capture animals and when they use self defense the animal becomes the bad guy

[hatchetswinga17]

@PenguinHeavyMetal you said it. its us goin into their house not them coming to "attack" us.

[hohahi123321]

Real title: "Annoying man caught on tape."

[mgfaxlad]

Fucking douche. Little shark kicked his ass. Wish it'd taken his hand off. He'd have to learn to whack his pud with his left hand.

[anupam697]

go jobe mate(shark)

[luntytom06]

haha dickhead!

[kalibonhon]

thats wasnt a shark attack but that bite still fucking hurts....

[Gabrryl]

Vien BOBO!

[animelover2ne1]

1 word: OUCH!! D:

[Dahlgren6]

You might as well stick your penis in its mouth if you're getting 30 seconds of fame. Dumb ass :P

[evothefool]

lol wow what a friend...the shark bits the guy and his friend screams and release the shark lol

[jorgecorado20]

@evothefool is not the sharks fool

[evothefool]

@jorgecorado20 what????lol

[yeshli2nuts]

more like he got nipped by a pretty big fish

[hodge12009]

"Shark Attack Victim"?? I'd call the shark the victim! I wonder what happens when you stick your hand in front of a shark you just pissed off? Idiots

[sabbboy]

Moron! Stick your hand in a sharks mouth and it bit you? No?!?

[chuckeatscake]

Karma is a bitch.

[Deckah1]

idiot

[mercmarc]

The shark was doing a catch and release of humans.

[whatthefreak2008]

idiot...that's not a shark attack..that's called stupidity!

[dstylegamer15]

first make sure the shark is died than take the hook off

[maco10810]

@dstylegamer15 I saw a shark that was so big they couldnt get it into the speed boat so they cut its head off, in the fight one of its eyes was knocked out, when the boat landed on the beach there was a croud of people looking at it. One of the kids decided to put his finger in this empty eye socket why... mmm no idea why but anyway - guess what happened next - the shark opened its mouth - finger out mouth closed - finger in open again and again

[JPdrumslayer]

any fisherman knws not to take a hook out of a shark but to cut it.

[mhread]

why would you put your hand next to a sharks mouth when you just [pissed him off by pulling him out the sea, and having your mates hold him down. Shame he didn't get just a little more :-)

[mrsnowitall]

ya-HOOOOO... LOL

[FreeStylaaZ]

victim; yeah its true, i have been ehm, molested by a shark.

[madeyemikyas]

what a moron... "oh! let me just put my HAND into this live shark's mouth!"

[RyanEvH]

Lesson learned, don't fuck with sharks.

[kruptedshooter]

he should have bit youre hole damn hand off!

[daspoon456]

ok, lamest shark story i ever saw, good luck trying to impress anyone with THAT "yeah so we randomly threw the line in the water and our three inch baot got pulled back to shore, it didnt occur to me the shark had sharp teeth, so we didnt think it would be dangerous or even think how we would keep in on board a kayak....an yeah...uhhh then i got my hand bit off...

[0Oclockmusic]

HE didn't want to hurt the shark!!! What a nice guy! :)

[M00s3r]

Leave handling wildlife to the experts. You're luck you have all your fingers

[Kylekong195]

Oooooooo pwned by a shaaaarrrk