@niriop : First it was a joke, a caricature of reality. Second, I don't think they'll text you during the event, the flash, heat, and the big mushroom cloud would be enough warning.
We have this thing called satelites that would give us alot of lee way, about 17 minutes, to go home and hug your family before you all burst into flame.
No no, it's not the end of the world, it's the rapture, it just means that all those stupid fans of the Left Behind series will get sucked up by the giant Jesus vacuum and leave the same people behind. It's a good thing if you think about it.
@Argentium009 : Well there's all that war, famine, pestilence, and death that follows, as man does what he does best, without the spirit of God to get in the way.
@Argentium009 : Considering the knuckleheads he's had to work with, yes, he's done a exemplary job. There has never been a time when we haven't tried to destroy ourselves in pursuit of "progress", it just so happens that only in the modern age have we ever had the power to do so.
Even crazy people think themselves sane until some outside entity points out some key events to convince them otherwise, so by what measure are you using for this self dianosis
@squidb8 “The fruits of Christianity were religious wars, butcheries, crusades, inquisitions, extermination of the natives of America and the introduction of African slaves in their place” -Arthur Schopenhauer
“We all remember how many religious wars were fought for a religion of love and gentleness; how many bodies were burned alive with the genuinely kind intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of hell” -Karl Popper
@Argentium009 : Use, human instead of Chrianity and Schopenauer would have a correct assesment. It wasn't for Christianity that hostages were sacraficed on top of temples in South America, or worked to death in the Gulag, or burned alive in in wicker baskets in the Gaul, and Britania. It was all mans attempt to have dominion on another man.
The common denominator in the second you second quote is humans
@squidb8 Please, stop, you're embarrassing yourself. Religion is responsible for more death and torture in this world than anything else. Of course HUMANS are the common denominator, humans invented religion. Well, weak willed, stupid humans did.
As always, Uncle Jay, Uncle Atatakai here saying that I found one minor problem in your video! They were not Navy SEALS! They were Navy SEA LIONS! Seals do not have ear flaps and don't run around - therefore, getting up to the third floor of the Osama mansion by merely waddling would be impossible. Now, all you have to do with Navy Sea Lions is throw a ball up the stairs and the Sea Lions are on their way!
As this is your last program, I look forward to seeing you in the new world!!!
PMSL 1:04
w35t51d369 7 months ago
How did they get a camera in space?
fed654cba321 9 months ago
@fed654cba321 with a helicopter
gratler 8 months ago
LOL- You didn't tell everyone who the guy on the TV was that Osama was watching. I'm sure kids would like to know. heehee.
kenroar 9 months ago
You rock. Thank you!!! UR toast!!!
Anty M
Anty M!
marbarekendall 9 months ago
Holy crap, that was an obl masturbation joke
wydok 9 months ago
Debacle keeps ya in da seat.
OukaKisa 9 months ago
Text for a nuclear attack? Is this text capable of resisting the EMP of a nuclear blast?
niriop 9 months ago
@niriop : First it was a joke, a caricature of reality. Second, I don't think they'll text you during the event, the flash, heat, and the big mushroom cloud would be enough warning.
We have this thing called satelites that would give us alot of lee way, about 17 minutes, to go home and hug your family before you all burst into flame.
squidb8 9 months ago
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@squidb8 "We have this thing called satelites that would give us alot of lee way"
Get mister "I've got a rod of obnoxiousness up my ass" here
niriop 9 months ago
Thumbs up for Ron Jeremy :o)
PizzaGod 9 months ago
LOL!
mallardhead 9 months ago
Good bye Uncle Jay!
oppy1984 9 months ago
2:00 you forgot the other woman in the background xD
Aupas 9 months ago
Love your show Jay!
ericsurf6 9 months ago
HI UNCLE JAY! PLEASEE DONT LEAVEEEE :(
HiJaayD 9 months ago
No no, it's not the end of the world, it's the rapture, it just means that all those stupid fans of the Left Behind series will get sucked up by the giant Jesus vacuum and leave the same people behind. It's a good thing if you think about it.
Argentium009 9 months ago
@Argentium009 : Well there's all that war, famine, pestilence, and death that follows, as man does what he does best, without the spirit of God to get in the way.
squidb8 9 months ago
@squidb8 Yes, because the spirit of God has been doing SO MUCH to prevent those things so far.
P.S. Just noticed a typo, I meant "sane people" not "same people" in the original comment.
Argentium009 9 months ago
@Argentium009 : Considering the knuckleheads he's had to work with, yes, he's done a exemplary job. There has never been a time when we haven't tried to destroy ourselves in pursuit of "progress", it just so happens that only in the modern age have we ever had the power to do so.
Even crazy people think themselves sane until some outside entity points out some key events to convince them otherwise, so by what measure are you using for this self dianosis
squidb8 9 months ago
@squidb8 “The fruits of Christianity were religious wars, butcheries, crusades, inquisitions, extermination of the natives of America and the introduction of African slaves in their place” -Arthur Schopenhauer
“We all remember how many religious wars were fought for a religion of love and gentleness; how many bodies were burned alive with the genuinely kind intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of hell” -Karl Popper
Argentium009 9 months ago
@Argentium009 : Use, human instead of Chrianity and Schopenauer would have a correct assesment. It wasn't for Christianity that hostages were sacraficed on top of temples in South America, or worked to death in the Gulag, or burned alive in in wicker baskets in the Gaul, and Britania. It was all mans attempt to have dominion on another man.
The common denominator in the second you second quote is humans
squidb8 9 months ago
@squidb8 Please, stop, you're embarrassing yourself. Religion is responsible for more death and torture in this world than anything else. Of course HUMANS are the common denominator, humans invented religion. Well, weak willed, stupid humans did.
Argentium009 9 months ago
Well if the world ends then I wont have to do finals next week!
mindfish21 9 months ago
Oh Uncle Jay, I love you so!
SarahberryKitten 9 months ago
I see in the tags that Mel Gibson was listed but Ron Jeremy wasn't. WTF
vipero00 9 months ago
AYYYY, Uncle Jay!!!!
rich2rock 9 months ago
As always, Uncle Jay, Uncle Atatakai here saying that I found one minor problem in your video! They were not Navy SEALS! They were Navy SEA LIONS! Seals do not have ear flaps and don't run around - therefore, getting up to the third floor of the Osama mansion by merely waddling would be impossible. Now, all you have to do with Navy Sea Lions is throw a ball up the stairs and the Sea Lions are on their way!
As this is your last program, I look forward to seeing you in the new world!!!
Atatakaidan 9 months ago
Cool as always!
PortlandsTransport 9 months ago
I'm hoping the world doesn't end, just so we get a few more episodes of this show.
Also, I've seen those crazy cooks all over Washington, D.C. They've got ads on vans, buildings, and everything else.
legr8est1234 9 months ago
ANTY M - LMAO in KS
paddedshell 9 months ago
lol nice
prt1667 9 months ago
Your guys did an EXCELLENT job photoshopping that situation roop picture.
PFCBeetleBailey 9 months ago
ROn Jeremy vid + right hand man = Hmmm?
Love the ending with the world blowing up.
Larcurmo 9 months ago 7
yay is the smart uncle not the creepy uncle
superhack211 9 months ago 10