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  • 0:07, If I were him, I'd just slap him for that, kidding.

  • 4

    Then 8 multiple times

    Then 2

  • LAD

  • you wrote meal-

  • press 8 for funny

  • im no legs and i find this lt. dan.

  • you wrote me a let

  • i came here cuz my senior quote is

    "but you aint got no legs leutinent dan!"

  • dan ice cream!!!

  • "yes, i know that."

  • but you ain't got no legs.

  • Comment removed

  • press 1 a few times for sea lag

  • This is hands down my favorite movie of all time. It came out when i was really young so i didn't get a lot of the movie but once u reach a certain age u really learn how beautiful this movie really is. God i love Forrest Gump

  • @Bones87ish Qapla!

  • best movie in history thumbs up if you agree

  • @ultimatechucknorris no just no

  • Anal.

  • My 7 year old nephew has Asperger's Syndrome and he's just like this! He is just as adorable too. He takes everything literally and is so caring and loyal. He has a very strong sense of what is right or wrong and although he is "different" compared to his peer group at regular state school, he is loved by them.

  • @aharz1 OMG! my mom's friend has a son what has that too, if u say to him that he has to thank people for if they gave him somthing he does to everybody :P

  • just enjoy the scene

  • This movie has some of the best lines ever. This is one of them.

  • press 2 multiple times = ass fuck 

  • 6 people don´t have any legs!

  • Lutenent Dayn

  • master of the obvious

  • no not lt dan :D

  • Press 8 to see Lt Dan masturbate!!

  • "....yes.....I know that." is one of my favorite lines from the film!

  • @lancetop Mine too! His facial expression is awesome!

  • 4 = TITTY DANG

  • Wow this person liked the scene so much they put it as their username xD

  • 1: sea

    2: happy face

    3: beer

    4: tit

    5 then 6: light head-bang or nodding to Forrest's obvious remark

    7: slut?

    8:... you'll figure it out! (better when you wait a second then click it again)

    9:... Again, you'll figure it out! (also better with a pause)

    0: oh

  • "Tell me about the rabbits, Dan."

  • press 4 for titty dan

  • hit 4 a bunch of times!

  • my english teacher had was watch this movie. it was the first time i have ever seen it. its now my favorite movie!!

  • Anyone think that Lt. Dan's rant about keeping your socks dry and clean is foreshadowing to him losing his legs?

  • Used to be a lieutenant, but then he took an arrow to the knee

  • Forrest is going to create a GUI using Visual Basic, see if he can find Lieutenant Dan's legs.

  • Lieutenant Dan wanted to try his sea legs, but he forgot he took a grenade to the knees

  • keep pressing 4 for forrest saying titty

  • keep pressing 4... Titty dang :)

    I hate to make fun of this movie though, Its amazing :D

  • Cracks me up hahaha

    "But you ain't got no legs Lt. Dan?"

    "Yes, I know that"

  • kirk hammet

  • press 4 for titty day

  • 0:04

  • Press 4 repeatedly for titty dan

  • 6 people are draft dodging pussies

  • I wish he would have said,

    "WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE NO LEGS?"

    That would have really freaked Forrest out.

  • Yes. I know that I have no legs.

  • but ieuaintgatnauleagsleutenantdae­een!

    lmfao!

  • I assume you created this account just to post this video?

    That's dedication.

  • Mac taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Press 6 for eyebrows

  • lol the guy who uploaded this video is named youaintgotnolegs

  • Press 7 for a sassy response.

  • An entire YouTube account dedicated to 11 seconds of video? 

  • @TeeTrain25 I very awesome. 11 Second Video.

  • @CaitieConspiracy it is awesome!

  • press 2 rapidly

  • keep pressing 8  jacking off haha

  • Its george from mice of men!!

  • press 3 then 4 for "you ain't got no titty dan"

  • @Usmaan123456789 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • pres 2 for jizz

  • Yes I know that...

  • Is it me, or does Lt. Dan look alot like Kirk Hammet?

  • @mattgieslerrocks YES!! ive always thought that!!!!! XDXD

  • XD I love how Forrest takes everything literally.

  • @BloodyFlesh626 He sees the world the way it is.

  • @BloodyFlesh626 That's what makes him so loveable... hahah... Easily, one of my top five movies of all time.

  • @BloodyFlesh626 Yeah, like the million dollar shot :d

  • @CptValeria XD Ikr. Ltnt Dan is just trying not to laugh for dibelieve and how funny he is. Hes like ..........yes i know that.....

  • Lol

  • My Steam name is Lt. Dan's Legs. Still looking for my torso.

  • 8 a couple times then 2

  • @tatetalk i wonder how the fuck you thought of this shit... It must have took a whole research to be done on this vid before posting this comment lol

  • @tatetalk i wonder how the fuck you thought of this shit... It must have took a whole research to be done on this vid before posting this comment lol

  • Duz anyone know where I can find the high school scene where the coons want to go to the same school and Forrest thinks they're talking about raccoons?

  • Press 2 for orgasm

  • press 8 for wanking

  • Did someone really create an entire YouTube account dedicated to this one scene that lasted for less then a second?

  • If you press 4 repededly, it begins to sound like ''Titty bang''.

  • press 1 for sea legs

  • 1. Press left arrow key <--

    2.Press up arrow key (Cant make up arrow)

    3. u got a snake and now circle the regatang boobs

  • Press 9 for Lt. Dan wanking xD

  • Keep pressing 4 for "Titty bang!"

  • i dont want my 11 seconds of my life back...because that was awesome

  • keep pressing 9...

  • Press 0 for 'ow. ow. ow. ow. ow.'

  • press 2 for jizz in pants face

    

  • i like how the user who posted this video is named "youaintgotnolegs" lol

  • press 3 and 4 "you aint got no legs titty dan"

  • press 7 repeatedly to make Lt Dan whistle!!!

  • LOL press 2 repeatedly

  • press 1 for "pussy legs"

  • press 9 then 2

  • Hanks & Sinese were at the top of their game in this movie.

  • xD Titty DAn

  • HAHAHAHAAH TITTY DAN

  • press 9 for lt. dan jacking off.

  • Keep pressing 4 for "Titty bang!"

  • Press 6 over and over to see Lt Dans eye brow dance haha

  • keep on pressing 2

  • This is the name of an A Whisper Rising song.! <3

  • Keep pressing 6 for creepy eyebrows.

  • Press 4 repeatidly, sounds like he's stuttering hahahhah

  • @ButterflyAffectx rofl titty lmao..

  • press 8 to rub one off

  • @rdyohad14

    muahaha :D surprisingly true

  • the fact that you made an entire channel for this one thing make me happy

  • You ain't got no legs Lootenent Dahn

  • Keep Pressing 2!!! XD

  • Welcome to the crippled world Lt. Dan to the crippled world...

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  • press 4 for "titty dan"

  • @HackedFlashGamez press 7 for hearing him say that he knows that xD

  • @HackedFlashGamez i laughed my ass off as soon as a pressed 4 lol

  • @HackedFlashGamez "Yes i know that......" LMFAO He even knows he's titty Dan ;D

  • @HackedFlashGamez *Tenny dang.

  • @HackedFlashGamez Sadly, I did. ;)

  • @HackedFlashGamez Thats bloody hillarius, nice one.

  • hold down 9 for LT DAN masturbating! Ewwwww

  • @joe7289786

    Jerking his cigarette?

  • @Weinertastic look at his left arm (on the right)

  • talk abou takin the piss haha! LOL

  • LOL I love this movie too damn much !

  • Super Ego!!

  • Keep clicking at 4 seconds. Sounds like he's saying 'titty bang"

  • When Luitennant dan said to Forrest "the day your a shrimpboat captain is the day i'd become an astronaut", i don't think he knew he was gunna star in Apollo 13 with him the year after...

  • @tomodude6542 Wow good spot lol.

  • @tomodude6542 you just butchered the spelling of lieutenant

  • @tomodude6542 holy crap I never realized that before! xD

  • @tomodude6542 oooohhh!!!! i never thought about that

  • tomodude you are the smartest son of a bitch i've ever met!!!! lol

  • @tomodude6542 your a fucking retard

  • @np216 You never go full retard!

  • @tomodude6542

    Haha! Awesome reference!

  • hes got a black and mild!

  • Five people got bit in the butt by a bullet.

  • This scene always made me crack up.

  • looootenant dayyyy-annnnnn

  • I like the part where he pointed out the fact that Lt Dan doesn't have legs.

  • "But you aint got no legs Lt. Dan!"

    classic. he aint got no legs.

  • OMG The way he says it makes me Laugh Out Loud! hahahahaha

    , Honestly, how can anyone 'Dislike' it...

  • OMG The way he says it makes me Laugh Out Loud! hahahahaha

  • This is the only movie i have ever seen that has made me cry.

  • Yes i know that

    LOL

  • 5 people wanted to be left to die in 'nam.

  • while it's playing press 0 then 2.....with the occassional 4 thrown in......childish i know but highly enjoy able

    

  • while it's playing press 0 then 2.....with the occassional 4 thrown in......childish i know but highly enjoy able

  • the best movie of the history of the mankind

  • Forrest: Well, you haven't got a pancake mix Lt.Dan!

    Lt. Dan: I know that! .......I got something better!

    Forrest Lolwut?!

    Lt. Dan: COOORNFLAKES!!!

  • yes,i know

    XD

  • Keep pressing 2.

  • There's a diner in San Francisco and the owner looks just like Lt. Dan. Does anyone know who I'm talking about? :P You'd know when you saw him.

  • im starting a meme right now....whenever i see something thats missing something imma say..."you aint got no X lt dan"

  • @VictorVonFox  You're dumb as Forrest

  • THERE IS NO 0:10 WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

  • You named your entire channel after one vid!

    ...Yes, I know that.

  • Lieutenant Dain.

  • 0:08 i mean,

  • 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2 LOL

  • keep pressing 6 for lt. dan's arousing eyebrows

  • Yes i know that

    LOL at his face while saying that hahaha

  • keep pressing 2 lol