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  • 200 bucks for a flipin trre!? 

  • Normal people hear: Property damange - $3,000! .... a Tree - $200!

    Tiger Wood hears: Property damange - $1.25 ..... a Tree - $.20

  • Can he be left alone for good sake.... 

  • 200 dollars for a tree

  • The reporter makes the $3200 damage seem like alot of money............ he is forgetting Tiger makes more than that in 5 minutes while his sleeping.

  • HAHA a black has an Escalade? Who would have guessed?

  • hahahah dumb asses $200 damage to the tree ?? wow its a living orgasm right so what a bout the emotoinal trauma the tree suffered lol ? fuck these ass holes !!

  • this was all a cover up just like 9/11. its the government trying to destroy golf.

  • @ltownposse by filling up the news with this shit? What do you mean?

  • @broadcastmyass4u lol dude total sarcasm completly joking

  • @ltownposse haha, it's not like i'm in on it or something

  • Poor tree!

  • WTF... its only a car... he si only other person...why is this a notice?... this is normal, always hundreds of persons crashes...why this is important?...only because is tha car Of Tiger Woods?... only for that reason?...hooo...please..you are kiddinme...!!!!

  • how the fuck do you repair a tree?

  • lol 200 Dollers damage to a tree

  • tiger woods is a fuckin billionaire maybe a trillionaire ... 3200! comes outta tiger woods ass while hes shitting lol

  • "I rescued him by taking his $5000 golf club and smashing all the windows and missing his worthless ass". Hope he appreciates it. He may not like the bill that's coming.....

  • hahahahaha $200 damage to the tree!!! lmao

  • Wife saved him by breaking out 2 windows.....ALL 5 doors were jammed....lol....oh, ok.

  • People are so dramatic, the dude is rich beyond beliefs. he can trow his wife or ex-wife 250 millions and make it back in 2 years. Who gives a shit. In a year from now, it'll be business as usual. He'll still be rich and fucking white bitches and you'll still be broke talking shit on youtube! lol

  • Fuck off Nigger.

  • ... why do u assume I'm black? lolol u stupid idiot! You people are so pathetic, you retarded incest child white trash! Go kill yourself ur mom will be proud and relieved !!

  • $3200 is pocket change to Tiger Woods

  • this could all be lies...hmmmm remember michael jackson

  • thats a hell of a lot more than 3 grand in damage

  • they bill the muder fucker so small.fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • It's Bush's fault!

  • @rkoliver1 alot of bushes that Tiger went exploring

  • $200 damage to a tree.......Really? Why didn't the stupid tree get out of the dang way? After all, it's Tiger Woods you know.....

  • tiger your insurance must of went like a bicth

  • Rescue attempt? Bullshit. What a spin.

  • Oh please !!! Don't be Judging him , you all probably the same or worse , he needs to be alone with his problems and family

  • Shut it - Tiger Woods cheats on his beautiful white wife - he deserves to be beat by his own clubs.

  • what a fuckin idiot.

  • I hope his wife cleans out his bank acc.

    he diserves everything he gets.

  • So long as the tiger is alive, it must always eat bearded meat!

  • wait wait wait 200$ for bark on a fukn tree are you serious?

  • ill give them 3000dollars for the cadi ill fix it my self

  • Seriously! Me 2!

  • Check out TIGER WOODS A "MISTRESS CCarol" REMAKE IS BETTER! Enjoy! If you like please share with friends! Have a safe and happy holiday!

  • He is human and everyone makes mistakes. It hard for him to deal with Embarrassment, and now dealing with family issues. Truly sad for whole family everyone in the house suffers. He has been hiding from the media frenzy. I hope all goes well for him. I respect him and his wife. Is a costly mistake and for one thing I know he will have to move on and lastly I hope he stays married.

  • Tiger still is and always will be the greatest golfer ever.....she can have her millions because tiger has plenty kids a billionaire....i hope he drops this horror....tigers wife needs to take a page out of rap star wife books and keep her f***ing mouth shut what did you expect that he was faithful...cmon guys no man is faithful specially with that guys attention..........TIGER CAREER HAS NOT BEEN TARNISHED AT ALL IN MY EYES..he would have been to just be taggin that one girl HA!

  • Tiger is still and always will be the greatest golfer ever.........she can take money

  • if you listen carefully

    you can hear the tree

    bark in pain

    it saying

    wood you help me please!

  • Woods fucked the wood up real bad there.

  • @zkool5

    i should get a job as a bark repairer!

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  • Fuck Tiger Woods he should have married a fine Black Soul Sister that was business minded, fucking all those white bimbos he deserve to give here half of all his earnings ya big dummy

  • $200 damage to a tree? wtf??

  • She used to be a nanny? I hope she takes him for every Penny and Fucks the whole world and becomes the next Jenna Jameson. Tiger if even half of those girls got something on u ur out the game. Sorry it had to b this way DESCARADO MALPARIDOz!!!!!!!

  • Cheese dip!

    Check out Tiger Woods A "MISTRESS Carol"

  • I pretty much don't care what kind of person Tiger Woods is. But.....

    I do appreciate for he having this incident

    because I am sick of the bombardment of Bradagelina and Jon & Kate plus 8.

    What's wrong with our society? nobody really care about the kids. And the purposely obsessive overseas adoption?? I loathe the woman.

  • This aint like Bill Clinton.This player doesnt need to lie to america and apologize after.

    Hes just another rich nigger who answers to nobody. Golf is so boring that now the drunks and hecklers can fuck with this ASSHOLE that was, was respected as a professional and now is another coon with a big dick!!!!

  • I heard that Tiger Woods sexually assaulted a young girl in 1998

  • big american truck and people still die....buy an european bmw or audi and save your life... :)

  • Tiger only has two choices: kneel down before God Almighty and ask for forgiveness, or rock n' roll all night and party every day!!!

  • NBA Stars have been doing this for 100 years. Difference with Tiger is he made himself out to be so clean. When in Ireland for the Ryder Cup, he went mad when a Dublin magazine posted 'fake' nude pictures of his wife. You could see then, the rest of the American Team didn't like him. Now he has disgraced her 100 times worse. How the mighty fall...

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  • Tiger has now shown us all that he is a nigger! There are blacks and niggers and he is a nigger!

  • As much as I want to be offender, you do have a point.

  • Haha she broke the windows in a "rescue attempt" right.

  • hes still richer than all of us put together.....

  • how could a tree have 200 dollars?

    and a hyrdant 3000 dollars?

    WTF, so what if a hobo drove a car to a tree? what? he would shit out money from his ass?

    or is it just how Famous peoples lives work?

  • @KathranisProductions broken hydrants waste a LOT of water and having to turn off the hydrant but the tree? i have no idea LOL

  • tiger woods knows how to party

  • Typical behavior from an afro-american male.

  • He ruined his whole carrer..what a shame

  • Truth be known, there is no telling how many skanks he tapped.

  • Sick of this double standard bullshit in America! Don't get me wrong, Tiger is a douche-bag for cheating. But if the script was flipped, and his wife cheated on him and he battered her face and chased her outside smashing out her car windows causing her to crash. The focus of this story would be much different. Tiger would be in jail right now with a high profile attorney on retainer and this discussion would all be shifted to how despicable he is.

  • 200 dollar tree lol!

  • OOOhhh my God, so fucking what ! Tiger is human, not out of this world God. His life is like others and he will make mistakes and conduct weird from time to time. Leave the man alone assholes ! American style is to blame and point fingers at others... lots of people like others to suffer.

  • well said... I agree..

  • People should leave the guy alone, It's a family matter. We all have family matters, and don't need everybody getting involved in everybody's business. The guy has problems, who don't?

  • who the fuck is tiger woods?

  • tiger woods is a real pimp 9 hoes in 1 dam

  • Patrickshit: you couldn't fuck a trashy white whore even if you wanted to, so you give head to guys instead....just like your filthy mother! Bet you like little boys too! you fucking gay bastard pedophile!

    Put your diaper on, your leaking shit everywhere with your gaping wide anus, that's been torn from being fisted regularly, by 'Uncle Fester Molester' If you don't have anything sensible to say....SHUT THE FUCK UP BABOON FACE!!!

  • Wanda Sykes said it all. Don't fuck with that "big old Viking bitch":)

  • Lol, that shit is hilarious Laverdaduele1.

  • Samososomo (2 days ago)

    "Damn. The gook in him can't drive a car, the nigger in him? can't keep his dick in his pants"

    LOL

  • What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus ? Santa stopped after 3 ho's

  • OJ, Marcus Allen, Tiger woods, Bryant Gumble, Quincy Jones, Byron Allen.

  • haha.... golf club

  • Tiger belongs in the NFL or NBA.....

  • Dat nigga tyga drty cheetn fied chiken eetn nigga!!! aight!!!!

  • Fo Sho, sista Crazychick216! Word.

  • amin!

  • Bulletin: Tiger has a new sponsor: Viagara. Take Viagara and do 18 women a night, like Tiger Woods does"!

  • yous racists! his bottom bitch be overreackin, in my africkin-amrican culture, iss fine to pay dem hoes dough to be poppin his champagne

  • MY MY MY , Tiger you better tie that club of yours up, or you wont have any of your money left....lol :)>

  • Total chicks now is up to 11. There are probably alot more. With all of these chicks he fucked. Would be some funny shit if a guy comes forward and says Tiger fucked him too LOL. A real fag like Perez Hilton. LMAO!

  • Actually, I think there are "eighteen" women in total....get it?....get it!?

  • WTF! He wasnt even going fast. Cheap fuckn cars of today. Loaded with computers and plastic bodywork. They fuckn bend up if you blow on them wrong. Give me old American muscle anyday. Made out of steel and you can fix it with tools at home.

  • Mystery babylon...jeremiah 50 and 51...is america in bible prophecy..see for yourself...The Trumpet is about To sound...please be ready mathew 25

  • i had an affair with tiger woods .

  • how would a fire hidrent cost $3,000?

  • Way to go Patrickno69 - you're very popular here aren't you - making lots of friends yeah?

    WAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

  • 9 women tiger including a unknown tv host did you sleep with oprah tiger if so you kno ophree got bread let that white chic walk the O got u

  • you're off topic kkk. what there's no bridge around your house. A redneck like you inferior idiot most have a gun. Go ahead try it out, it won't heart. lunatic fuck.lol ok I got a joke for you. Who's fucking your girlfriend in the ass ? A jew! Good one no! Who am I kidding a guy like you doesn't have a gf. Too busy having lunatic ideas about dumb shit and inventing new words.

  • JewsWrecckNations You see the picture of the dude with a gun in his mouth... on your page. It's a great idea man. Honestly it's not hard. I encourage you, try it out and then press the trigger. Ok maybe something more inline with your IQ: find the closest bridge to your house and jump. It's just like bungee but without a cord. You'd do your mother a favor fucko. Read some of your stuff, you are one sick, retarded, white trash shit head. poor guy. you must live in some kkk bunker in Alabama!

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  • Has anyone found it slightly strange that the apparent women from the "affairs" have only just emerged now. He gets in a ight with his wife and BOOM he has slept with 9 women and rising. If anyone has any respect just leave Tiger alone.

  • Thats exactly what he get for fucking with white women in the first place. He need to write OJ for some advice. all the white women are whores for black men. ALL white men should kill black men for fucking with your women.

  • That's your answer ..... that's it ... ? anything else ...? with all the hate you have that's all you're gone say... ok then let me insult you some more you retarded cock sucker. actually let me give you another chance. express yourself you dumb fuck. It's too bad your abortion didn't work... well at least your bitch of a mother tried to get rid of you.

  • tiger needs some pride, if she loves you she'll stay, if not send her back to sweden with that lump sum she married you for, stop trying to buy her. live your life and forget about it. he's surrounded by sluts and doesn't even know it, from the wife to all those prostitutes he hung out with, scattered white ass everywhere, that's the oj syndrome for you brought down by white women, priceless!

  • Tiger woods sucks!!

  • I just heard the news too this morning! I actually cried when I heard about him. R.I.P. Tiger Woods - "you will always be remembered in out hearts"

  • Burn!

  • A man with lots of money whose wife married him because he had lots of money will now take half his money because he was messing with tons of women who wanted him because of his money.

    Sad.

  • oneoriginalthought - No she wont get as much as lot of people think she'll get because she sign a contract and it's a pay off. Hahaha!...what a blonde moment she was having. In order for her to get the big money she have to stay in the marriage longer, so she'll get no more than 10 million as a pay off and if she stay in the marriage 2 more yrs. longer 5 million more according to CNN. Now if the marriage is over somehow I dont think Tiger will stay married to her 2 more yrs. to give her 5 mil

  • MsCuriousCat, she's already purchased a 59 acre spread in Sweden in her name only, and they will always share the two children. Not bad for a former nanny.

  • Dat Tiger is a DAWG!

  • And your mother is a bitch. They go well together DocBrewster

  • Windows broken in a rescue attempt? Why on earth do you need to knock out BOTH rear windows to rescue someone?

    More like windows broken in a ass-kicking attempt.

  • lol

  • with all that money, why a poxy Cadillac??? Range Rover surely!

  • tiger surely loves holes!!

    hehehehehehehe

  • TheHun914 - When you have money that's when they comes around and all they want is your money. They'll marry you, have babies, turn around divorce you just for the money and they f_ _ _ anyone with money. Oh mighty dollar, for the love of money... as the O'Jay's would say

  • well said!

  • MsCuriousCat

    that's the way it goes for

    most women now

    money money money

    no matter if the guy's ugly

    as long it's hell plenty plenty plenty!!

    hehehehehehe

  • hahhahahahhaha

    hehheheheheheh

    xD

  • blonde cxxxs are dangerous to your health.

  • His wife's thinking "Show Me Da Money"

  • @bedlaminbelgiumroxzz

    if he doesn't give her half the money he is depriving his kids of the lifestyle they so call deserve! LOL

    3 of them 1 of him,

    let's see if greed shows it's ugly face!

  • POOR TREE! Better get its $200 dammit.

  • damn $200 damage to the tree? wtf lol

  • I saw the pornstar<s fucked by Tiger Woods on the porn site PYGOD COM

    And I can tell you she s a hot mama!!!

  • damn.. lol aint no damn rescue crap.. tiger cheated on his wife, she found out, and through the golf club at the car and he lost his mind, hit the fire hydrant and then the tree.. so basically it was a fair fault between he and his wife..

  • Dat nigga tyga aint nah gud! aight!

  • Why cant niggaz say "All-right"?

    When did this "a-ight" crap start anyway?

    It shits me to tears!

    Its illogical- it's HARDER to say "a-ight" than "all-right" as the tongue must be forcibly held cantilevered somewhere in the middle of one's oral cavity without making contact with any of the hard structures- eg. the palate or the bottom row of teeth.

    So the upshot is that its not at all cool- its perfectly clear to me that when you pretend you are nonchalant you are really desperately TRYHARD!

  • wtf are you talking about .... who gaves a shit about how to say all right you low life shit head. Why do white trash speak like retards fucks ? why do you speak like you have a stick up your ass ? why is your mother a prostitute ? nobody gaves a shit dude. get a life

  • I think you are probablyy white as your name is patrick, yeah? OWNED!

    Secondly - its "gives" (present participle) not "gaves"(past participle). OWNED!

    Thirdly - you need to learn to use "inverted commas".

    Fourthly - you need to learn to use Capital Letters.

    What is the sound of a stick up your ass?

    I'm sorry your mother was a prostitute when you were conceived - but go to school anyway.

    What life would you suggest?

  • Who gaves a shit ! with an A lolol. you even take the time to make paragraphs. You're off topic DocBullshiter, it's mom the prostitute I'm talking about and I'm not sorry she was worth the 10$ Ah yeah and lastly, see I'm doing like you now, lolol (you're so fucking stupid) Inteligence is like jam, the less you have, the more you need to spread it out. I can assure you I'm far more educated then you will ever be dude

  • ah yeah and I forgot, go fuck your mother give her some inverted commas up the ass. lol

  • Patrick29707 - Not only that these white trash as you put it are looking for fame as well. Tiger business with these 6, 7 or 8 cant call them ladies so I'll use the word you use "white trash" and the reason why is that because they were PAID to keep quite and they did just that up until now. Black men going to learn as long as you have MONEY they'll be around, they will use you up and there was no LOVE there. O Jay will never understand that and that's why he's in JAIL with his stupid ass

  • don't worry curiouscat..... curious indeed..... Men know, every me. Black, green, red, yellow.... you can be a 2 feet midget with bad acne if you have money the hoes will be around. all you hypocrits forgot about all the white cheaters : Bill Clinton, paul mccartney , jay Leno, Josh Duhamel, David Duchovny, Jude Law, Ethan Hawke, Ryan Phillippe, Brad Pitt, Peter Cook, Billy Bob Thornton, Hugh Grant, I have a huge list for you, statisticaly 60% of white americans cheat

  • @MsCuriousCat Well said sister! well said!.....last count the 'women' were 10 in number!

    That's what happens when 'blacks' refuse to be 'black' when they're clawing there way to the top!.....

    Coblanesian my a**!

  • sister... what is this the Arian nation lol listen vixxy02 first of all let me tell you to go suck a big black dick. Secondly you and your gay lover MsCuriousCat a.k.a the crazy cat lady are 2 dumb fucks. You can hate all you want, but the guy easily reached the top, married a stupid nanny, and fucked 10 hot withe bitches. Today they offered the stupid nanny 75 M$ to shut the fuck up and be a nice girl. Seems to me like it's 11 white whores crawling to the top sucking one black man's cock.

  • Hey Patrick29707! How are you? I am fine. Say, lets be friends. I'll invite you and your family to my home. We'll have fried chicken and watermelon. Then after dinner we can fuck your mother. On second thought, never mind; I don't want you stinking up my house.

  • @Patrickshitstabber: first off you tiny little shit-stabbing prick! stop fucking your dirty whore of a mother, maybe then you wont be spewing her juices out of your mouth instead of actual sensible statements! You are the 'big black cock sucker' and you are so pissed 'cos you thought you were the only one sucking that COBLANESIAN DICK!....WITHOUT PAY!!

    I hope she takes that cheating swine to the cleaners! and as for you' chi-chi boy' you better go and get checked for AIDS...OOPS YOU'VE GOT IT!

  • He's a billionaire and she only gets 25 mill... nowhere close to the cleaners

  • @manoletto33 yea but for a former nanny.....it's a fortune, and if she plays her cards right, and invests it wisely she'll be comfortable for a lifetime!....

    But I've just heard a couple of minutes ago that he's offered to pay her 750mll to stay!...don't know how far that's true though!

    All the same he shouldn't have did what he did, especially considering they've got kids!

    PEACE!!

  • ...."shit-stabbing prick!" Ha! That's funny! I never heard that before! Good one!

  • @Samososomo ....Well somebody had to put the animal back in his cage..lol!

  • Looking at ur page I just realised ur black... or I think u are anyways I don't insult black people, only racist whites... so better luck next time ... I didn't read ur text it was just too long and boring.

  • @Patrick29707 Well you insulted me, so I insulted you back! Next time look b4 you leap, if you don't want to end up with shit on your face!

  • i'n blak. u all racits crackas!!! weers ma fied chiken!!!

  • Tiger got caught. 100 million dollar a year, model wife, and hot mistresses + alcoholic wreck =

    DOUCHEBAG.

  • Jackl is #1.... He won't break Jack's record now.

    At least Jack had FAITHFUL VALUES to his wife and sons.

  • Jack is a legend.

    Tiger is now a BUM!

  • "Z", Yeah.....Call be a "BUM" too with "THAT" type dough....

    You Jealous Prick !

  • It would be funny of Tiger went on Maury to get a paternity tests and a lie detector tests with his sluts

  • wtf does that mean ? can you speak in English dude, you're inventing words now, stupid idiot

  • why the fuck are they sweating tigers nuts leave that fool alone let him do his thing

  • i love the 200 doller damage 2 the TREE lol

  • its a joke for a tree only 200$ i cant believed it what a very very joke

  • i dont understand how 200 dollars worth of damage is done to a tree...what are they goin to spackle it or sumthin i mean seriously??

  • Needle and thread ?

  • I know it sounds odd right. It's mostly for labor rates of a tree repair person. They use tar and some other stuff to fixi it.

  • perfection is not a word...we are all human...who all are you to judge?

  • Fuck Tiger Woods. Stop putting him on a pedestal. He's an idiot and a golfer. Not even a REAL athlete. People are so fucking naive.

  • And idiot.... worth half a billion $.... has a beautiful wife and .... 8 ! hot young mistresses.... mmmmmm.... if he's an idiot and he managed to get all that, that makes you.... an insect or a rat... pretty much.

  • Damn. The gook in him can't drive a car, the nigger in him can't keep his dick in his pants

  • Samososomo, just tell your wife, mother and sister to stop sucking niggers dicks and maybe they would keep it in their pants! lol stupid withe trash go back to fucking your sister and stop making caucasian look like idiots. You forgot about Bill you jackass.

  • Damn, Patrick29707 I also made fun of asians too! Are they not good enough for you to stick up for them? Are you a nigger from the great white north? Canadians....such pussies...

  • canadians... wtf... so you hate blacks, asians, canadians...... anybody you don't hate you inferior fucko.... ok, ok i get it, you're one of those redneck retards. If your mother didn't fuck her brother to produce you little worm you wouldn't be so damn stupid. It's not your fault. I'm surprised you managed to use a computer tho. At least your daugther will be fucking lots and lots of niggas, it will be your way of saying sorry.

  • Hey Patrick29707! I didn't mean to call you a nigger....I meant to call you an anal gaping, sperm burping motherfucking nigger.

    BTW, telling people to fuck their mothers, daughters etc. is so niggerish. Come on "boy" can't you insult better than that?...nigger.

  • Samososo-homo is back !! lol and he's pissed !! I like! sexy time! how about this: Your birth certificate is an apology from the condoms manufacturers to your mother and her brother for the unfortunate accident ! lolol and by the way u little fruit you should just shut the fuck up, you will never be half the man your mother is! wait i got another one: you're the official poster child for abortion! Hey but seriously I got a solution for all your problems: suicide. try it man. it's really easy.

  • Hey,Patrick29707! IS THAT IT?!?

  • Aw come on on Patrick297071 You can do better than that. Try to put some effort into your.. um..."insults." Again you go with the old and dead "Fuck yo momma" jokes. Geez, what a lame ass. Go smoke some crack or whater you niggers do for inspiration and try again.

  • lol

  • damage to a tree come on bull shit

  • At least he didn't kill someone like Ray Lewis...

  • hahaha how the hell is damage to a tree 200$? wtf those fricken jews

  • "The Ballad Of Tiger Woods" is available to view here on U-Tube XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  • he very people who are mocking, scorning, writing, talking and reporting the whole matter are in the same boat. The ship "S.S. Human Behavior" I'm just being real...why are we acting surprised? Dude made his choice, so who cares? I wonder who is next? huh? Guess who is the next human celeb to face their demons...ummmm? hard to choose huh? Look in the mirror.

  • it comes to show you Tiger needs help just like the rest of us. Everyone has a hangup. Everyone! His is sex and drugs...and he's a golfer and not a rocker...Wow!