Sword Practice

[panacronic1]

not gunna lie, if he wasnt fat i defintly wouldnt wanna meet him with a sword...

[pistonrod8]

I thought he was all business until I saw the party in the back.

[Jbootlair]

This is why Iowa should be fucking nuked.

[AILDdrums]

Here's my critique, in all seriousness.

Cut your hair.

Take some speech and confidence courses at a community college.

Wear normal clothes.

[jessp618]

so graceful with that mullet tail! he looks and sounds like a 300 pound mclovin. i shall call him mcmuffin!

[Smith89123]

This guy could fuck you up, no more looking up to chuck norris, i found my new idol.

[MidnightTitan]

truly inspiring

[LiruTheWerewolf1]

Half of these people r going to be freaking dicks about the vid but screw u guys he is trying at least he has a life and all I want say about the vid is keep practicing don't give up

[DjSippyCup]

Obviously Youtube isn't the best place to ask for criticism since everyone's a comedian behind "the screen", but I'd say the best advice I can give is to clear your mind and keep practicing your techniques. That, along with maintaining a clean, healthy diet (which is easy to do if you know what to avoid), will lead you where you want to go. Remember though, a martial art is nothing without its philosophy. Get your mind right with the art and surely you will become the art. Always focus.

[Tiguardian]

5:03 ...just.. 5:03

[jameslav1]

I can see your dick

[sexgivingful]

Wasn't expecting the mullet at the first swing.

[Nik0ran]

Who cloned CWC?

[Footbal72]

._. i practice a actual sword style and this made me Do a tactical face palm with 5 friends

[oreowithmilk1]

this is.... this. i dont know. i dont think you should be trying to make an instructional video if you dont know how to do it. just sayin.

[Screamowned]

He's practicing to slice the world's largest cake

[89starry]

battojutsu....ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! YOUR FORM IS COPIED FROM KENSHIN, SO IS DAT LOGIC. oh god, it's so fucking sad, tell me it's a bit...

[hassassin30]

haters gonna hate. Just keep practicing so you can reap revenge on them all when the time comes.

[OmarBhoo]

This is a joke right? It's gotta be a bit. The kid cannot even hold the Bokken right, his form is off, every swing looks like he is about to fall over showing no control. I see huge injuries coming his way if he doesn't find an actual Kendo instructor.

[godlyangel012]

u so fat no i mean phat

[Drancks]

saw the pony tail with the first slash and lost it

[jizzmatic2000]

You see? This is why I hate playing against Mitsurugi. Samurai are unstoppable.

[Shwa]

lmao 2kat

[WeAllHateCaleb]

Dragon Twister was scary as shit.

[WeAllHateCaleb]

OH SHIT 2 SWORDS

[Zhamenil]

Jesus christ, he's full of openings o_O

[THISLOVETHISHATE99]

ok first most of ur moves seem to not carry alot of power but thats in 2010 not sure how far u progresst cloths problem: get a XL t shert jens with a belt wear the jens under the gut the XL t-shert will hide it i should know im 16 and 215 pounds and not losing any weight soon it sucks :( keep on practicing and good luck my felo swordsmen

[vivemoirs]

It's funny because he's fat

[TheDarkLorthem]

For how long has he been practicing? 

[gavynb]

285 dislikes? Probably just scared ninjas!

[DarkOne118]

Now I understand why you where banned from the otaku anime club at the school Craft college.

[phubans]

Graceful, elegant, deadly... 

[dylanfish12567]

hes throwing his own weight around too much kid needs to use his arms

[dylanfish12567]

i would pay money to sword fight this guy

[Tomyotan]

I don't know about his sword skills but your brother has a fucking amazing mullet.

[jeremystery]

yajirobe

[Dunl3y]

Samurai!

[2mad2behere]

Some criticism you say? How about don't get fucking out of breath from physical activity that lasts under 10 minutes!

[2mad2behere]

Why the fuck is it wearing stretch pants!

[tublerune]

he's actually not that bad, i can tell..

[germen666]

Dude. I love the way he flips his mullet back over his shoulder!

[Kyl3dk05]

We got a badass over here...

[xRoderxx]

DOOD YOUR A BEAST :) love dem moves

[loelvelc]

5:14 again and again

[mrjinks06]

awesome moves, Yoshimitsu!!!

[Rustyy444]

star wars kid's brother?

[ChadMPower]

"Hmm, sun is out today... better put on my black dragon sweats."

For real, I thought this video was awesome.  Best Dragon Twister I've ever seen. Keep doing your thing Phillip!

[Nikomoukk]

Fatass

[Phaiyte]

I really hate it when someone publicly makes something so beautiful look like a fucking joke, feeding all kinds of stereotypes. Thanks, porky.

[lesfilmsdetrincamp]

Carrefull with the machete Dewey !

[RichIsArrogant]

He really needs to cut the moves out that dont do shit. also, go running... alot.

[stoogend]

I wouldn't fuck with him.

[binsmyth]

Beverly Hills Ninja...!!!!



[RaccoonGoon93]

What a cool guy. Now I know how to do the Dragon Twister.

[MadelineAlkaline]

Lmao you want us to be nice? You're the dumbass who put "fatkid" a damn tag. Silly boy. -facepalm-

[mikejerzey]

When he swings the sword for the first time and you get a look at that rat tail is really the climax of the awkwardness of this video.

[Mike07P]

oh god rat tail

[MrMeat31]

Bro, you've got some stomach on your stomach.

[SuperFierce69]

and you guys thought you knew what swag was

[XIXNayRXIX]

Oh, man, this is so sad....

[Tuutti11]

Constructive criticism... allright. You truly have lot of unnecessary movements, as dracorider said. You have holes in your defence, if that was a real fight, you would be injured already. And what are those sounds you are making?

[aFAstonisH]

4:37

[dracorider]

I see a lot of large, unnecessary movements, things that would expose your back to the opponent and overall lack of a good grip on the blade. There's no defined stance you're taking, and I think your fighting style would be better with an English hand and a half sword than a katana. And generally if you're using two katanas, the offhand one is a wakizashi, not full length.

[GrandExiledMagnum]

OUT OF THE WAY LADIES, THIS MAN IS A CUNT DESTROYER

[redsand22111]

for one you are making to many unnecessary moments ..you are to distracted by your hair pony tail and put it in the back of your shirt....your thrusts are very sloppy and unsteady....and with all that jumping in real life you would be cut from the back......and after you make that slash as you can see at part 2:13 if ur opponent was to dodge you leave your self wide open in the front..thts really all i can give you since i cant show you in person ..im now 2nd degree black belt in bujinkan..yay

[FrigLog]

how do you do the dragon twister?

[XxPandazAttakxX]

if hes special i dont want to laugh, but if he isnt this is fucking hilarious!!!

[Boshegadego]

I'm not being a mean bitch, but swords? I like blades, don't get me wrong, but your coordination isnt there without lots and lots and lots of training, like years maybe even lifelong. I recommend a good staff, like a bo or a jo, or even a quarter staff. Check it out.

[lightviolets]

I think he's pretty cool, keep practicing!

[megaDudeMegaDude]

It's been said before, but this dude is AWESOME!

[Mkrzes]

It's funny how he has to adjust his clothes after a few combos.

[billster1234567XBL]

I love how you all think he's a faggot. 1 thing he's got you beat in is DICK SIZE. That thing is a fucking monster. Like seriously, STARE AT IT. So huge.

[softguch]

@billster1234567XBL o my gaud its giant

[billster1234567XBL]

@softguch IKR?

[mysticblade35]

First of all, GET A GODDAMN HAIRCUT

[Indiclone]

i saw this in tosh.0

[windsorfree1]

your hair is aaawsome

[shaunrosedux]

How old is this kid even..Looks a little to old to be doin' dumb crap like that..Sometimes people should be honest so others don't waste large amounts of time from their life on things they clearly are just BAD at...Truly amusing though...credit for that......

[TheWongFong]

@shaunrosedux yea he has autism asshole. 

[gamzeemakaraHONK]

wtf lol

[Kbryant837]

Lets hope he lives longer than chris farley

[GuardianNight]

More balance and control. Practice it. And learn the proper stances. Bend your knees deeper.

If you don't got balance you will never get anywhere.

Practicing stances and such is a real bore but its necessary to progress. its like learning to walk. First you crawl then you walk :)

[x0x0xStephenx0x0x]

I'd love to obtain the secret scroll of the Dragon Twister.

[j4jkiller1]

better balance

[j4jkiller1]

deeper stance



[ibdoi]

I'd hate to get into a sword fight with him

[purplegloves1029]

Nice gut. Work on it. There's your critique.

[DingChavez959]

Good work. Constantly fixing your hair and clothes during the fight is a good tactic to confuse the enemy.

[loltizzle]

WOW hair

[Terdmissle9]

This is so awkward

[DancesWithDarts]

Keep it up! Make more of these!

[DancesWithDarts]

Dude I would not want to be in one hundred feet of you when you had one sword. Ill stay back three hundred feet when your doing your dragon twister.

[immeyouhe]

HAHAHAH

[6TeenGuy]

If you went into a real sword fight, you would die in the first twenty seconds right after you finished deciding your first move

[pwillits80]

5:07

[nagaenigma]

@pwillits80 Dragon... TWISTER!!!

[pwillits80]

@nagaenigma I especially like the "full charge" that immediately follows the Dragon Twister. No man could survive such a brutal sword tactic.

[nagaenigma]

@pwillits80 Is it "full charge" or "bull charge"? ;-) Combined with the "pony tail whip" it's worthy of a fatal Mortal Kombat move.

[seeingsound]

you're great with that sword buddy. Keep it up!

[Boracayalex]

May the force be with you

[LasseLBL]

"My hair was attacking me."

[THEREALD34DP00L]

I barely recognized him without his hockey helmet on. Safety first young man, now get back on the little yellow bus.

[jeffisstoned]

How is the guy filming this not laughing his ass off?

[pexijx]

does he watch a lot of anime?

[nige214]

isnt he that yajirobe guy from dragon ball z?

[winks420]

how much do you charge for lessons ... you got some serious skills son



[TheCurtisnixon]

yes, needs work....lots and lots of work...starting with a real teacher, not some dumbass kungfu movies. i could probably name the movies he got those moves from...starting with crouching tiger hidden dragon.....lulz

[thechubinator12]

WOW some one has been palaying too much zelda lol

[thechubinator12]

WOW some one has been palaying too much zelda lol

[thechubinator12]

WOW some ones has been palaying too much zelda lol



[yinyangcircle123]

just saying, some of ur moves are near impossible with a real katana u'd break ur arm faster than cut ur opponent

take my advice and actually try cutting an object with a real sword with some of those moves u might find some are practical while others impractical

if i sound offensive then i apoligize i respect ur interest to the sword and encourage it which is why i suggest u rethink your style/ rethink your training

good luck

[Beresuke]

Hey great swordsman, how about you loose some weight?

[xxphOnyxx]

That ponytail is fucking heroic.

[Bossen1994]

hahahahahaha "dragon twister"!!! xD

[HeianShinobi]

My advice would be to get a belt. It seems that a lot of time is being spent pulling up the pants. Get a proper gi that fits well and you should do much better.

[MatthewModified]

Is that a tube of cookie dough in your pocket, or is your mullet just happy to see me?

[madmaninahole]

Uh... yeah, so how long you think he'd last in a real sword fight?

[AlastorDarkAngel]

hmmmm....interesting..

cardio. not only do you have to be fluent and swift but nimble as well. you'll get cut to ribbons without it

[8sharkboy8]

Fuk watt everybody thinks u keep up ur work and train hard u will become a master..... P.S not 2 be mean by losein weight is not a bad Idea I used 2 be like fat man.. Come on man u Jan do it

[miniman631]

@8sharkboy8 dont think so mate

[8sharkboy8]

Ur good I wnt 2 spar with u man

[DJ5529]

Dude you rock I think are very good I would totally want to spar with you.

[takattack93]

this guy will die first in a zombie attack....

[ImNext010]

Not trying 2 b mean but WTF man y would u put this on here you already know ppl going 2 talk about ol boy with da fkd up hair and wooden sword

[MegaKamalb]

first clam down think about the eight directions and breath calm bring sword up strike down slow form is more important you see your sword is wood you should be thinking balance and form if you really want to know take your time question ask me.

[atn1988]

I love at 1:13 how he has to push his mullet back hahahahahaha

[EaglesFootball13]

Clothes...WTF

Fat Guy...WTF

Hair........WHAT THE FUCK

[ThePopeye90]

what made you think posting this on youtube, wuz a good a idea? lol

[MrRadicc]

the starwars kid would rape his ass

[MrRadicc]

almost pissed my pants from laughing

[MrRyanSmith1]

level 10: FIGHT.

[Hamdogrocks]

Dragon Twister!

[Heatoff92]

Haha i rlly hope he's retarded...

[Heatoff92]

Haha when i see this i just want to get a wooden stick or something and beat him up lol

[carriehouston]

This guy rocks. I dig it.

[SirHacker13]

he is terrible sry but it is true does he even have any training cuz it looked like he was just swining it

[SirHacker13]

tosh.0

[UntitledHome]

How is he not getting ass after this?

[mrx002]

my dad and i have both come to the agreement that the dragon twister would make a serious impact on any opposing enemy, whether it be another man or a war tank.

[heymikedude1]

if i was ever in a ninja sword fight. for sure, i would want this guy to have my back.

[RamJim9697]

bopper

[ryu8888]

Oh good god. THIS KID WATCHES ONE PIECE. All of those moves he called out were identical to Roronoa Zoro's, especially the part where he held the two swords in a cross shape -____-" dear lord i pity him.

[unfallenone]

This has to be a joke right? Where do people like this even dwell..?

[toxi87]

I would keep all five fingers on the handle at all times, you don't and it will be knocked away, keep a low planted stance with your shoulders down, try moveing slowley at first to better understand the weapon, and watch acual styles of sword combat. I wish you luck, and have fun thats what it's all about.

[PestVic]

Don't let the haters get to you, I think its rad you are passionate about your skill. Post more! Cheers man

[siriuspaintball]

shut up im prety sure your a leagly retard and mad in fun of at school smokay310

[purplegloves1029]

WASTE OF OXYGEN.

[Heartsbane8]

He stole all those moves from Miyamoto Musashi in Warriors Orochi >:O

I think he plays way too many video games

[tal9lee]

mullets and blades.  nice

[shitdiddly]

LOL nice mullet bro

[Tardis1217]

4chan is the natural response to people like this, it's called social darwinism

[mkzhero]

Criticism? Here you go. In the part with two swords every second move is a move that if preformed with real swords would cut this boy pretty badly. Also i recommend getting proper clothing

[stludachris]

0:39 He shows us his ponytail and this video becomes that much more epic

[Dominik047]

lol are you serious? i do that crap for jokes lol your lucky you heard about bokkens cause you would have cut your self

[karlholmstrom]

the hair

[CanOfMinus]

I still want to know where I can get those sweats!!!???

[selty]

ur horizontal swings are sloppy but wow id say you arent bad man maybe get more fit like heart wise so you can keep up going good

[theguy1991]

you say "don't be mean" but you put "fatkid" as a tag. lol

[Footbal72]

you dont have the blade face down it always faces up ._.

[cuntarama69]

that ponytail came out of nowhere loool

[dustinscheidl]

dude you fail

[plgib]

This kid has autism so dont be a jackass or ill eat you

[KVandendriessche]

His best move is when he unsticks his balls at 0:06

[dubraybuckeye13]

Oh thank God for Tosh.0!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[gojenson]

i think he should brush up on his public speaking skills before he practices sword play.

[mossyoakmoose]

Lord help us all if he ever gets the chance to procreate.