Monty Python - Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

[Lshannon90]

"Ah. You have beautiful thighs."

*looks down*

"WHAT!?"

[69Gothic]

I love it! greetings from Hungary :D

[soaponaroapDG]

@uiruu Yn Cymraeg.

[RailRoadLogic]

Come back to my place for bouncy bouncy

[uiruu]

Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod

^my hovercraft is full of eels. IN WELSH

[AZ0009999AZ]

My nipples explode with delight.

[TheBrokenIce1]

1:50 - Guards of Oblivion/Skyrim

[javeyaddict]

Ta m'arthach foluaineach lan d'eascanna.

[Ricksdetrix]

Please fondle my bum.

[mattDsaNdmAn]

Can anyone explain the joke behind 3:30?

[szabopeter1]

@mattDsaNdmAn As far as I know it is a reference to a yes-or-no game where contestants should answer question without actually saying the words yes and no.

[StaraziaSelin66]

I will not buy this matchbook. It is scratched.

[Birhow]

It is a hidden advertisement for us...

[LGhrtsIM]

Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan

[weasleynmunatoti]

On the beginning, it looks like it's hard for Michael to act so awfully : D

[AmadeusKing]

"If there's any more stock film of old ladies applauding I shall clear the court".

Best line of any Monty Python sketch or movie.

[Kkwonnie]

私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです.

[DrZook]

@Kkwonnie 私のお尻を触るしてください。

[batbiter]

@Kkwonnie xD

[bullyboy1863]

My nipples exploded with delight after watching this video.

[Windervillium]

Drop your panties sir william, i cannot wait til lunch time! lmfaoo!! My nipples explode with the night!lol

[Windervillium]

@Windervillium My nipples explode with deligth or with the night?lol

[TeaLuvr]

@Windervillium I think delight makes more sense.

[timigaguy]

who got here from 'translations of my hovercraft is full of eels?

[MagneticMagnetic]

Please fondle my bum.

[HarvestGod]

@MagneticMagnetic It's just around the corner.

[538921]

Classic python. :-)

[IIIIIbarcodeIIIII]

Youtube: why you 240p

[idaipaix]

köszönjük, MP :)

[lVIouse]

pointless sites c:

[tcoudi]

stravenka is czech word for meal vouncher,i have no idea if its coencidence or intended.

[alpop850]

MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!

[hegyimutymuty]

and by the way, that is one hell of a sophisticated hearing, that our police officer possesses :D

[06paull]

haha, Brilliant!

[hegyimutymuty]

@JANCO761

this is not the place to curse around people, who you don't even know!, go somewhere else...how can you offend a whole nation? are you THAT stupid? you have serious issues, go, see a doctor!

respectles: a hungarian.

[6StringCrunch]

It doesn't matter how many times I see this sketch - it just kills me every time.

[crazygingergirl]

65 tobacconists were scratched

[aneri97]

My nipples explode with delight!

[dharmaseed]

Ahh! You have beautiful thighs!

[tranceorkester]

Comedy in this class is rarely seen anymore.

[tranceorkester]

Oh, wait. There is a few highly polished gems from The Whitest Kids You Know. Look'em up.

[donquixote1995]

64 people have a hovercraft full of eels

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

That policeman has good ears.

[pastichiorocker]

My nipples explode with delight from watching this sketch!

[Dacjali83]

For a big speech in Poland, President Jimmy Carter's staff engaged a translator who rendered Carter's "I left Washington" as "I abandoned Washington", and "I love the Polish people" as "I desire the Polish people carnally". As soon as the mistake was discovered, the translator was fired posthaste.

[BlackRaptor2]

@Dacjali83 Or JFKs famous speech where he says "Ich bin ein Berliner" which means "I am a jam doughnut"

[Afterthebattle]

"Do you want to come back to my place. Bouncy, bouncy." I swear, if a guy ever uses that pick-up line on me, I will go with him home just because he quoted Monty Python!

[gtasomogyi]

I'm from Hungary and I don't have problems with english people.

Than, why have they problems with us?! I can't understand it.

[girlishgamer1]

@gtasomogyi This skit was made before you were born, things weren't politically correct back then. Its part of what British humor is.

[LittleMuckyMe]

@gtasomogyi

You are right, you don't understand it.

This has nothing to do with Hungarian people, it could of been a German, Italian, French or any other language phrasebook since the joke is about the incorrect translation of language leading to amusing results.

[GxBlasku]

@gtasomogyi

How is this in anyway offensive to us? On the contrary :D

You might want to talk to somebody about that nasty inferiority complex of yours, it makes you all Slovakian-sounding >:-)

[jennymanydo]

@gtasomogyi

because you hit people with saucepans in random???? (wink wink mindless Hetalia-quote)

[indigopocky]

My hoovercraft is full of eels

내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요

just ran across a website that had the phrase translated in 30+ languages. So funny XD

[paddddy666]

1:28. Holy shit. This is where Britney Spears gets her lyrics!

[NelsonClick]

I always wondered about the completely unrelated and totally generic fart joke in this scene. It never made sense and it wasn't executed well with Cleese giggling and looking into the camera. When they were writing the sketch what prompted them to say, "OK, we'll insert the fart joke at this point". Maybe it was purely to extend the length and they didn't have time or will to think of something.

[5556665012008]

@NelsonClick its quite simple, they are doing a sketch set in a court and think "what happens if you need to run to the toilet?".

[tomservo56954]

@NelsonClick It's not the fart that's funny, it's the lines "I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, M'Lord" and "If there's any more stock film of women applauding I shall clear the court!"

[BklynBruzer]

63 people are still infected.

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

I came here from omniglot...this is funny!

[Commodore4life]

Actual Hungarian translation of the sentences: - Nem veszem meg ezt a lemezt (dohányboltot), mert karcos - A légpárnásom tele van angolnákkal - Feljönne hozzám etye-petyézni? - Maga jó ribi. - Ha azt mondanám, hogy gyönyörű a teste, nekemnyomná? ...már nem fertőzök. - Györnyörűek a combjai. - Dobja fel a bugyiját Sir William, nem tudok ebédig várni. - Eldurrannak a mellbimbóim az örömtől! ... - Csiklandozza a fenekem, kérem.

[jennymanydo]

@Commodore4life

thanks!!!

[sethash540]

My hoovercraft is full of eels.

[hegyimutymuty]

@sethash540 in hungarian(fonetic): máj hó ver kráft isz full of ílsz, meaning= liver snow beat kraft drink full of eels :DDDDDDDDDD pretty much none understandable :D

[Antiformed]

Please, em, fondle, mine buttocks.

Oh yeah, down the street, past the lights, and turn left at the corner.

[grontal]

the police man is like the imperial watch from oblivion XD

[smileme1945]

come back to my place ,, bouncy bouncy!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahaha

[schnorschrajaxx]

this episode reminds me of google translator...

[duffrose22]

@schnorschrajaxx

ABSOLUTELY

:-D

[connorross123]

My nipples explode with delight.

[HeyShayMay]

As much as I love this sketch, someone's going to have to explain the "46 Horton Terrace" joke to me. :S

[joshyking1]

@HeyShayMay I assume they're playing the 'yes no' game, where you cannot say yes or no, and when he is asked again, he says 'yes i did' :3

[russinhouse]

@HeyShayMay t'is no joke, tish tish.

[sajoth]

@HeyShayMay Maybe he was just trying to get him to answer with one word?

[classicalhero7]

@HeyShayMay It about a show in the UK where you could not answer with a yes or no answer to questions for 60 seconds, or you will get gonged. Some were designed to trick you into saying Yes or no and thus get gonged.

[tmmy773]

still funny :)

[MrLengyeldoma]

I'm hungarian and this video is hilarious...soo true:)

[Rashkbb]

Now I know where the imperial guards in Oblivion got their training.

[Leold1]

@Rashkbb His Criminal Scum senses were tingling

[TotalBunghole]

@Rashkbb Oh dear that is SO true... Everything's always funnier when someone makes a funny response like that XD

[jjsullivan5196]

@Rashkbb STOP! CRIMINAL SCUM!

UNHAND THAT PEBBLE OR FACE TRIAL BEFORE THE EMPEROR!

[Kingmaxou32]

Heheh... John Cleese is trying not to laugh at the end. =)

[Ograws]

1.34 Britney Spears

[SHOJMPR42]

The internet is the Hungarian phrasebook of human communication.

[Zoidberg227]

So does that officer belong to the Fraternal Order of Silly-Running Constables? (Sub membership under the Ministry of Silly Walks of course.)

[duffrose22]

I am Hungarian.

I always laugh to death.

I love it. RIP Graham

[mongorians22]

@duffrose22 Was he actually speaking Hungarian at 1:44?

[duffrose22]

@mongorians22

Actually not at all.

[duffrose22]

I am Hungarian.

I always laugh to death.

I love it.

[AustriaxHungary]

Hungary cosplayers approve!!!

HETALIA 4 EVER!

[thegammageek1]

@AustriaxHungary Hahaha! I was just trying to figure out who would be who if this happened in the world of Hetalia. Obviously France is the publisher, no?

[AustriaxHungary]

@thegammageek1 oui!

[Elinoriastrasza]

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.:D

[Celticassasin5]

"my nipples explode with the light"

[shinyoko420]

i wana buy the book he has

[dinius666]

google it...

Dirty Hungarian Phasebook -> Wikipedia

[ntlprt]

Fuck the Britain! :-)

[arwelp]

"I couldn't think of an acceptable legal phrase, m'lud". :)

[TimoteiLSD]

If there's any more stock film of women applauding, I shall clear the court!

[HawK047]

My nipples explode with delight!

[nagyonbalogh]

Monty Python is great, and they actually managed to pull of a convincing Hungarian accent Great scene :) ps: believe me I'm a native Hungarian speaker :)

[KISSno1fan]

u should never say those things but that was preatty smart for the guy to plead incompetance

[oosulley]

Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat

[najhoant]

@oosulley Do you by any chance know what the tobacconist said?

[richardwha]

62 people do not like eels

[AttilaHUNofEARTH]

*angolnával <--- Talking about suffixes lol. It caught me right there

[SnIIpzDesigns]

My hovercraft is full of eels

[oogadieboogadie]

MY NIPPLES EXPLODE IN THE LIGHT!!!! Sorry...its a problem

[HeedleBlambeedle]

@oogadieboogadie *With delight

[Penningtontj]

@oogadieboogadie "in delight", but whatever.

[oogadieboogadie]

@Penningtontj Screw off. I don't care what u say. I can post comments if I want.

[JhypnoP]

its the psychic guards from the elder scrols oblivion

[brotherjames10]

I will not buy this video, it is scratched!

[MrBarry1024]

He is the judge that says "ni"

[Rhys10218]

Az én légpárnás tele van az angolnák Thats what means My Hovercraft is Full of Eels thank you Google Translate

[AttilaHUNofEARTH]

@Rhys10218 A cleaner and more correct version would be: "A siklóhajóm tele van angolnákal" The complex prefix/suffix case system of the hungarian language seems to be cause the robot some difficulty. What it gave to you means something like "My air cushion full is the eels"

[speederc22]

3:32

what?

someone explain the joke to me

[LFCForLife1892]

@speederc22

there is a game (mostly played by children) called the yes/no game and in this game you must avoid saying the words "yes" or "no" for a given period of time. They are refering that game.

[speederc22]

I will not buy this record, it is scratched. I can't stop thinking of this line, and I tell it to other people for fun.

[Wuzzup222]

I will always remember that line, for the sole purpose of confusing friends and family. "I will not buy zis record. It is scratched."

[movitmovit]

ahhh i'm so glad somebody posted this!



[debunker1]

can you see borat in this huh? =)

[Thatevilmidget]

What episode does the court scene come from? I kinda want to see the rest of it...

[fAgalloch]

I found certain similarities between this sketch and Hold It Against Me by Britney Spears.

[WineK0ne]

That guard MUST have trained in Oblivion

[dangaertner7]

3:35 i love the way he says AHH got him

[GwaishfulGuy]

@wwwtotalitaerde Shut up you cunt

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@GwaishfulGuy In this case you may want to have a look at channel 18BND88

This is about German snitchers abroad undermining the local society to drain as much wealth as possible.

[Thakowsaizmu]

我的氣墊船充滿了鱔魚

[Daniel0889]

John Cleese pretty much says "It is scratched" with a strong hungarian accent

[MissiveCauseIMissYou]

I was trying to look up Gaelic phrases and "My hovercraft is full of eels." was one of those included in the list. I love people sometimes. : J

[feeblepizza]

My nipples explode with delight!

[feeblepizza]

Cleese laughs at 4:18

[PenguinFromPluto]

60 people have their hovercrafts full of eels.

[MarkMetalHead]

Do you waant to come back to my place....BOUNCY BOUNCY?

[LCF1996]

Please fondle my bum. :)

[LCF1996]

My niples explode with delight! hahahaha

[toketlenfecske]

Atyaúristen :O Ez büntet.:'DD Vajon mennyi időbe telt a csávónak, amíg összehozta ezt a brutál akcentust? xD (De még mindig nem tökéletes; pl. az enyém sokkal rosszabb xP)

Ha elmegyünk Angliába, ezt tuti kipróbálom xDD

[Bakarey]

Just found out: The Game Show's name, where the 46 horton reference comes from, is "Take a pick" . Which is referenced on more occasions in further works.

[TheWolfMan1941]

"My Lovecraft is full of evil". 8o

Don't ya just LOVE wordplay?

G'night everybody!

[xyoimizzyx]

"I am no longer infected" nice to know... o.o

[purplebob15]

59 people are hungarian

[montecarlostar]

my lower intestine is full of sperm sperm egg bacon and sperm...

[jbenvenga]

@montecarlostar he's saying "spam" not sperm. it's a reference to the spam skit...

[Chespire]

59 people have their hovercraft full of eels...

[Theblaster125]

is this the orignal idea for the guards in TES: Obliven

[ArTsYMMA]

Please fondle my bum

[Nzgrym]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[SdkCompositions]

One of those classic overdrawn sight gags with the policeman so many other shows have tried to imitate. So great!

[jim102010]

How do you say "please fondle my bum" in Hungarian ?

[Xboxer1080]

@jim102010

the translation is this "Kérjük, becéz a tróger".

[PPGlam]

@Xboxer1080

no, it is actually "Kérem, cirógassa a fenekemet". Don't trust google translator.

[ikni150]

"You have nice thighs" one of the things not to say to a cop

[mangafeli]

Bwahahahahaha!



[TheAngelRussie]

"Im no longer infected" - ahhhhhhh! I officially cried))))))))))))))

[georgeharrison22543]

Story of my life

[CuriousCat1111]

*hysterical laugh*

[lewko1]

Google "Hoverkrafti im është plot me ngjala" for a list of useful phrases.

[bjr43]

LOL, another great sketch from Monty Python. My hovercraft is full of eels.

[starwarschick1000]

"No no tobacconists"...*pause*...."Aa­ahh!! I will not buy this tobacconists IT IS scratched"....*facepalm*.....a­hh the dificulties behind the english language... :P

[Dune1884]

The policeman in the beginning killed me !

[Dune1884]

Do you want to come back to my place? Bouncy Bouncy!

[zanarisrobo]

Oblivion guard..

[superkyeman]

"Drop your panties Sir William I cannot wait until lunchtime" LOL

[Ninbikun]

Well I am a hungarian and I didnt understand anything :D I need a phrasebook to this video.

[ThePpetter]

i like how it s actually like slovakian or serbian otherwise awsome

[McFinkelstein]

Cultural Learnings of Great Britian for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Hungary.

[MrLaurencetureaud]

1:53 imperial guard from oblivion

[ihearpurple]

Thats hilarios!!!!

[LSSJBardock]

4:18 john is cracking up

[Firewalkerbg]

LOL If they only knew the Polish were coming just 30 years later... :D

[monkiebrane101]

LMAO Britney Spears reads from a dirty Hungarian phrasebook.

[anonimystro12345]

2:28

STOP

You have violated the law!