Woody Allen - Stand up comic: Second Marriage

[kaishaku72]

sooo good

[mikemike20202020]

Paedophile



[roxyqueen2]

@mikemike20202020 Jackass.  (just enjoy the jokes)

[mikemike20202020]

@roxyqueen2 suck my dick

[roxyqueen2]

@mikemike20202020 aren't you a smart one.

[mikemike20202020]

@roxyqueen2 no, not really

[xhellonhighheels69x]

ugh I wish I understood baseball...did he mean that he wound up masturbating (the Giants won=self-induced orgasm)?

[kamasytrovna]

The Man of My Dreams!

[MrSmackdown100]

Best stand up comic in history

[Triset78744]

Here because of WHY? -Early whitney

[chickenringNYC]

@mikhkos Like she is so boring that she just lays there when she's getting "violated".. pretty slick joke, in fact, without being "dirty" at all

[MrSyntheticDesign]

i kinda dont get it what does he mean moving violation?

[TheMajaaristo]

@MrSyntheticDesign

she wasn't sexually responsive!

[antspantbeesknee]

@MrSyntheticDesign she didn't move during sex is what he meant

[OutlawRepresent]

@MrSyntheticDesign his wife never moves in bed. also a double meaning to moving violation meaning speed limit violation.

[OutlawRepresent]

@MrSyntheticDesign his wife never moves in bed. also a double meaning to moving violation meaning speed limit violation. oof jeeze wow.

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

i wanted to see allen live but i couldn't sit through the nervous amateur on before him

[MrNiceHk]

Brilliant !

[cisseusa123]

this is one of the few stand-up comedy acts I can enjoy without moving visuals.

[TheRockNRollme]

How AWESOME is that picture

[mjmanning123]

@mikhkos his wife never moved when they had sex. 'not a moving violation' wocka wocka

[Gallifrey1991]

brilliant

[isocrate27]

Exaggerated laughs. Probably paid actors. Slightly funny, mostly boring. Dumb New Yorkers.

[djskizz0]

@mikhkos it means his ex-wife is a dead lay

[thedecline123]

@mikhkos she never moved when they had sex

[caldous22]

This is one of my all-time favourite stand up clips. Soooo many good lines. "The Giants won." Sooo good.

[DaveBassDotCom]

Hilarious. Only wish it were longer...

[Conspiracyknowledge]

his voice is funny as hell.

[alternativewill]

when you marry a comedian much less divorce them the fact that you will the the subject matter of some comedic material should be fairly obvious.

[Shubes82]

this is pure gold.

[Boulberhane]

this guy is a riot!

[JCLeSinge]

He's joking about his ex-wife getting raped? Not funny.

[DeviantAtavist]

@JCLeSinge fuck his ex wife

woody rulez

[JCLeSinge]

@DeviantAtavist: Hey, I just don't find the guy very funny. I was looking through clips of comedians, I thought I'd give Woody another go, listen to his stand-up rather than judge him by his films and... nah, sorry, he just leaves me cold.

You're quite funny though; "Fuck his ex-wife..." lol.

[waxengravah]

@JCLeSinge I agree, he isn't very funny.

[Oujimaflip]

@waxengravah

Why are the audience laughing then?

[anne0203]

i want to meet all Woody Allen fans :-))) and party in n y

[reach2prasanna]

I'm in

[skitch05]

@anne0203 Like a big Woody Allen Fan party? Or Just party with Woody Allen Fans? Either would be fantastic because this man is insanely clever, funny, and smart, and the people who appreciate him of an excellent caliber.

[SenhorMaravilha]

@anne0203 Yes. I live in a island on the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, but... yeah let´s do it

[OrisLover]

@anne0203 I'm there with you pal.

[TheMajaaristo]

@OrisLover

Hi Oris, she wasn't responsive.

[ElstonGunnn69]

"the Giants won"

I don't get it

[mrbarthoss]

He scored!

[Wizzyyfreely]

Wait... Someone please do explain the 'Moving violation joke'

[BazzerObama]

the meaning is in the word "moving". She was violated, so that is his sexual reference, but, knowing his wife, it would not have been a "moving" violation i.e enjoyable, stimulating, fulfilling.

[zazeify]

or, she may not have moved at all.

[hXcemoyuahh]

@Wizzyyfreely a moving violation has to do with cars but when he used it he referred to her not moving while being "violated" ie being a shitty partner

[ateist88]

Woody is definitely one of the greatest!

[kaathehypnoticsnake]

lol with 5 its fantastic

[libertinelover]

o wait- I get it..

[libertinelover]

can someone explain the 'violation' joke??

[jlyons1026]

His wife was raped. When asked to comment he said it wasn't a moving violation (breaking the law while driving) or in this case, since she was a bad lover, she wouldn't be a moving or good lover while raped.

[SirFrankoman]

WOW lmao gets really funny towards the end LMFAO.

[kirankwebmaker]

Really brilliant Video I like it.

[Guedingen]

Wonderful, many thanks. I'm not a fan of stand-up but this is first-rate.

[tjobtjobtjob]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Comedytube66]

FANTASTIC!!

[cochranexyz]

Classic with a capital C.