A WOMANS GUIDE TO WATCHING FOOTBALL

[DeanMartin1231]

ok, the first rule of watching football is: You do not talk about watching football, during football.

The second rule is: You do not talk about watching football, during football.

She dosen't give a shit about football, she just want's your attention focused on her, and not on the foosball game, ladies have been pulling this move for decades...the subject of football never comes up during "The View"....or any other time she's talking at you...next time this happens put on lingerie football.

[Maximusz62]

My advice to women during football: get me a beer and shut your trap! Solved.

[wargasm58]

Im from Holland I dont get football either, they just dont play it here at all.

[emailtheoldies]

i don't enjoy my husband's hobbies but marriage means interrupting every interest he's ever had! i must know what he's thinking at all times for this marriage to work.

[thejoymonster]

@emailtheoldies LMAO, great comment!

[WispierTetrahedrons]

Next video, boxing. "Ok, this is the part where they beat the shit out of each other. If one of them gets knock the fuckout they lose. Got it?"

[Broyale26]

A woman only needs two instructions for watching football:

1. Sit there

2. Shut up

[d12romane]

@Broyale26 LMFAO THAT SO TRUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DevilWomanCake]

My God, they had instructional video tapes for EVERYTHING back then!

[yaosio]

WHAT'S THE 2 POINT CONVERSION HOW DOES THAT WORK

[Qermaq]

@yaosio It rarely does.

[DeanMartin1231]

@yaosio It's an option to score 2 point's after you score a Touchdown.

Instead of kicking a field goal for 1 point, your team attempt's to breach the oppositions inzone once again, by passing or running for 2 point's, it's somtimes used if the score is close...it's cosidered a risky move.

[Dstorm20xx]

I don't even like footbal and i know almost all there is to know, not counting players.

[ThirdEyeDilated]

You know at the beginning of every NFL game broadcast it says "Any rebroadcast, retransmission or other use of this telecast without the written consent of the National Football League is prohibited" theres a tiny asterisk at the bottom of the screen saying

*Any female viewing of any NFL broadcast without the written consent of the National Football League is also prohibited, so stick with the oxygen channel and leave football alone.

[raysangel1973]

Is this for real?? Tim... you look great!!

[phiphers]

okeeiiii

[lorezapocalypse]

Did they mention how utterly homoerotic spectator sports are?

[BlackNoir]

0:56

She has like...the opposite of a cameltoe.

[jewfishie2]

@BlackNoir its called a penis

[DaelinProudmoore]

So want I got out of this is that when they score a Try it's called a Down.

[Purrrrrrrplekitty]

being a woman who enjoys football, that was hilarious.

jxwhee, don't worry. golf is boring. maybe you can have college football saturdays and golf on sundays. ^_^

drummerjdb, i think you're getting confused in your racism...

[jxwhee]

We watch football for 9 hours on Sunday to AVOID YOU. Don't try to get football. What's next you want to learn golf? Stop trying to ruin my happiness.

[drummerjdb]

If you have to avoid your woman than you are most likely with the wrong one you stupid fuck! And you people really like football trying going to the monkey exhibit at the zoo and throw a ball to them! Same theory applies a big group of dumb apes! And yes I'm going all racial and shit get the fuck over it! Football is for the same stupid fucks that like nascar and wrestling! You people are sad!!!

[markvanslam]

Although drummerjdb is a racist jackass, I agree with him that if you have to avoid your woman, you might not be with the right woman. Most of the girls I know understand football, and a great deal of them like it. Golf sucks anyway. The type of girl I go with knows about football, but aparently you just want her to be a dumb cooking and cleaning machine who cant think for herself and just waits on your ass. This is 2009, youre stuck in the 40's man.

[daniel1982]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[LAVATORR]

And in twenty years, this woman would resurface in a video where her grandson shows her how to use the The Computers.

[brwnipoints]

yeah she be like: WTF are you doin!

[numberjuanchicano]

Shut the fuck up Louis and get me a beer!!!!

[osiris0210]

HAHAHA. This was hilarious.

There's really no need to turn this into a gender war, the original of this is completely outdated.

DOWNS..... = TRIES

[NotCaringJustRelaxin]

Next they need a tackling driving video. "I just don't get why I should ever use a turn signal!"

[pegcage]

@NotCaringJustRelaxin Most men in my city need that lesson, too!!!!

[BERSERKERpoetry]

He eats football? Yum.

[RequiemForABuckeye]

It's 3rd down 5 yard to go!

[PancakeRecipes]

This reminds of a MAC add

[starqz]

Why should women even CARE about trying to watch football? If it interests you then fine, watch it and if it doesn't, don't watch it. Same goes for men too.

[CMK144]

WHATS SO MAGIC ABOUT THE 20 YARD LINE?

*facepalm*

Its not that women cant understand football, just stupid women cant tie their own shoes without help.

[xxhasudin]

sweet i never knew how football works before this maybe because I dont consider it a sport.

[OniLunchbox]

For pity's sake, don't let them watch football.

[CanOfMinus]

Let me explain football to you: You have 2 hours to get dinner ready.

[dicobalt]

She already has head that looks like a football helmet. She has the shoulder pads too!

[nameismymike]

ugliest. couple. ever.

[curlytoes79]

Football? Is that where they bounce the round ball or throw the pointy one?

[kjchicago1]

@curlytoes79 It's the egg-shaped pointy one! Have you ever watched an NFL game or a college football game?

[DaanDobber]

Please release a new dvd very soon.