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  • Exceptionally funny...!!

    Great job Mr. GOD!!

    The puns and acting are first class.

    With regards to "yossar iran lives 1970" and his pathetic comments on the car!!

    ...he's a total "waste of issue"

    his name alone, shows how he is a narcissistic self promoting ,cheap, anal,neanderthal tiny Prick!

    He does not appreciate the subtlety and thoughtful humor or message involved, so he comments on the car!

    He needs a good kick in the non insulated, highly sensitized, tiny ,urine contaminated gene pool!

  • Exceptionally funny...!!

    Great job Mr. GOD!!

    The puns and acting are first class.

    With regards to "yossar iran lives 1970" and his pathetic comments on the car!!

    ...he's a total "waste of issue"

    his name alone, shows how he is a narcissistic self promoting ,cheap, anal,neanderthal tiny Prick!

    He does not appreciate the subtlety and thoughtful humor or message involved, so he comments on the car!

    He needs a good kick in the non insulated, highly sensitized, tiny ,urine contaminated gene pool!

  • Great show !

  • niice. "The logic board isn't up to par. Currently it's unable to interface with the emotion chip. We've got Noonien down in R&D working on it." Seeing as how the only Noonien that rings a bell is Noonien Soong who is a character on Star Trek, who is Data's creator/Father... it actually makes a lot of sense. Except that I'd love to just deactivate my own emotion chip at will. I don't know if this was an intended reference, though.

  • @tleam88 You're right on the nose.

  • well that sucks.. and blows  LOL

  • I AM GOING TO MAKE DONATION FOR JESSY. HE IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!

  • "It's like god had some leftover elbow skin: 'Here, wrap 'em in that. No one'll touch 'em.'"

  • That's one expensive mini-pizza.

  • XD Gotta be one of my favorite begging segments!

  • Ok, so I know it's a joke, but I'm gonna say that this hatred of cock is based in a history of sexism where women were slutshamed for expressing attraction to the member. It's leftover baggage.

  • @schmendrikc You're right! And I can't begin to tell you how much I hate slutshame.

  • @schmendrikc they hate it. and they love it. That's what makes it all so wonderfully nasty.

  • @psb1964 Glad they have you to speak for them.

  • @schmendrikc I try to help out whenever I can.

  • Self-cooling generation units, rule.

    :)

  • Yeah men's parts are rather...hahaha

  • Don't be hatin' on the Higgs-Boson!

  • Putting "genitalia" in the tags might be a little dangerous...

  • @gricer1326 Danger is my middle name. That's the way I roll!

  • @misterdeity Mine is "Alexandrovich"... :\

  • I liked the little Star Trek reference.

  • Hahahaha :) "Money!" :D

  • it sucks and blows...lol!

  • "... and of course moderate republicans"

    Note to self: never drink tea while watching this channel

  • @itsjustameme I second that

  • great unity in the choreography! Stay well!

  • מעולה

    

  • As always, your videos are amazingly funny and intelligent. Thank,you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, hope you upgrade your living quarters some day:)

  • What's with all the hate for dicks? Dicks rule!

  • Well, you could always give the male set a built-in cult following among other males. And if you include a joke or two at their expense in your book, you could always make it a "lifestyle choice."

  • Funny, Funny, Funny! Should win some kind of award for writing!

  • Man, I'm so used to Jesus being called "Jesse" that I initially thought John calling him by name was a mistake!!!

  • Hate to admit it, but the begging segment made me laugh harder than the episode!! But I did laugh more during the episode, so I guess it evens out. The Superman undies were a nice touch. Keep up the great work!!

  • Rosebud!

  • I got your naughty bits right here!

  • I don't want to hear anything about money you're sitting in the back of a Lexus... you should know better... next time find a friend that owns a Kia.

  • @FoxholeAtheistOIF Well, if that's what bothers you, then you should know that I paid less for that car than the cost of a brand new Kia -- even some used Kias. It's 12 years old for Jesse's sake! You people presume way too much based on a single piece of data.

  • @misterdeity Us people don't have lives of our own enough to do anything other than analyze yours.

  • @FoxholeAtheistOIF Or a Hyundai. :)

  • I know you're joking, but trying to look poor in a Lexus just ain't gonna work.

  • @yossarianlives1970 Hey, that's a 12-year old Lexus. I know it looks fantastic, but it's got nearly 200,000 miles on it and the transmission is about to go. It also leaks oil. That ain't no rich man's Lexus. Trust me. BTW, if you can donate enough to where I can afford a Lexus from this decade, I'd be mighty grateful -- they are truly great cars (that is my second).

  • @misterdeity Thanks for the reply. I can't afford to donate that much. But, how about a trade: my 3 year old Hyundai Accent for your 12 year old Lexus? ;)

  • @yossarianlives1970 I don't think I could get all my video production gear in that thing. The 2012 looks nice though -- and almost big enough.

  • @yossarianlives1970 Old model lexuses are fancy in the US? I'm not being mocking or anything there, they're pretty common and cheap when they're used here in the UK.

  • Weird, my reaction to the gender slides would have been the other way around.. >.>

  • nice star trek reference

  • Frigging HILARIOUS!! I think this rates as one of my favorites. :)

  • @Allegro2500 It is a good one! My all time favorite one is Mr. Deity and the Skeptic, with Dr. Shermer. I must have watched that one ten times. The writing and delivery is great.

  • I'm so glad the gang are all back I missed them. Where is Tim though? I hope he's not the same Tim that died in Words. If he is then just bring him back, you're the Deity right?

  • That's what I would call a homerun in the video world. A great idea and some really good acting this time! Thank a lot!

  • Funniest begging segment yet! You look good in that dayglo wifebeater T

  • Another great episode AND a great begging segment!

  • Don't let any no account (or GhostAccount) tell you that your show isn't still fresh and brilliant. Laughed out loud over this one. Keep up the good work.

  • Can't they at least wear white robes or something? This is so unrealistic. No halos, no un-earthly glow, no saintly mien, no hovering, no nothing.

  • Hilarious! But, yea, the contrast is a bit wonky on this episode for some reason. Still love it though. :)

  • holy shit..... well played. this was hilarious!

  • Best begging segment ever!!!

  • Excellent Star Trek reference, Mr. D :)

  • "Yeah, that could do it" LOLLLLL

  • Separated at birth?

    watch?v=wTWzqaNDob4

  • @TheRationalizer I don't think he'll appreciate that. He's much better looking.

  • Noonien's emotion chip? LOL! Priceless.

  • LOL, noonien

  • makes me wonder what mr.D is packing

  • My women like everything about my naughty bits... and I don't have money.

  • @AscendingParadigm Well, that's because you're the ascending paradigm.

  • @misterdeity Had a great laugh! Thanks!

  • @AscendingParadigm That's because she's faking it, mate. 

  • @proprodigySD It's unfortunate you can't relate. Clearly, you've never experienced the uncontrolled physical effects women produce when they are properly serviced. Not all men are sexually repulsive and incompetent.

  • @AscendingParadigm I'm not saying the sex isn't hailed as magnificent experiences, but the tools themselves aren't something women wax poetic about. We appreciate what they do, not how they look.

  • @proprodigySD My feminist girlfriend does in fact write poetry about the beautiful tool set she perceives & receives. My others have verbally expressed appreciation. One has the capacity to find male naughty bits attractive if one chooses. Appreciation is based on the positive ideas we attach to a subject. The more positive ideas we attach to a subject, the more we appreciate that subject. I wish for you to have an eye candy tool set attached to someone who meets & exceeds your needs & desires.

  • @AscendingParadigm ...um, thanks, i guess.

  • @AscendingParadigm

    Your girlfriend's weird.

  • lol. "Well that sucks, and blows"

  • Nunian working on the personality chip?? Awesome shout out to TNG :D

  • Lol Noonien

  • god drives a lexus??

  • i dont get it. i don't know how i came here.

  • Superman briefs . . . ?????????.

  • That was funny episode :P

  • Is Amy saying "Are you kidding me?" after she throws down her can?

  • @teavea10 Yes, I think she said, "Are you freakin' kidding me?"

  • @misterdeity Your shirt is awesome

  • HAHAHA. Can't stop laughing. Loved this episode. Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!

  • Love it!

    I'd like to donate, what's your Bitcoin address?

  • @RedNifre What's bitcoin? I'll get one right now!!!!

  • @misterdeity It's basically cash for the internet, unlike paypal it's decentralized (peer to peer), so nobody can freeze your account and there are no transaction fees. Transfering money takes about 10 minutes and the money is sort of on your computer's hard drive.

    It's a relatively new system, so it isn't all shiny and userfriendly yet. You can get the app from bitcoin.org, launch it and there will be "your address", which looks something like 1GBXWtapzt4QovUEuQdBC74nYw6i6D­ihMg

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  • Great episode! LOLed at the "Moderate Republican" bit. Your pledge drive was hilarious.

  • Brilliantly funny as always!

  • "Its so floral".

    I shall be laughing at that line for ages.

    Thanks!

  • Thought it was hilarious. The show hasn't lost anything in terms of creativity.

  • What's up with the levels?

  • Am I the only one who thinks that the vagina looks more like the predator than the penis look like alien?

  • @brutsi Not necessarily. It's just that for many of us, it's a predator we'd like to be devour by.

  • @misterdeity Good point, good point.

  • should have brought up circumcision lol

  • Couldn't they have gotten Georgia O'Keefe to do the design for both sets of naughty bits?

  • Great episode. Well worth the wait.

    I'm surprised no one made and anteater or elephant joke.

  • Well now that's just silly. I think most people agree that a dick is more aestheticly pleasing.

  • Hilarious as always. I loved the way they all shrank in horror at seeing the man naughty bits. But I'm not a man, so maybe to a guy it's not that funny? Men not totally secure in their masculinity, excuse a trite phrase?

  • @ccbyrne58X No way. Women definitely got the better deal. Man bits are ug. At least from this angle...

  • @ccbyrne58X I'm very secure with my hairy dangling bag made of chicken skin.

  • so lame

  • @GhostAccount56 4th. Sorry you're no longer enjoying the show.

  • The undies was a special touch!

  • what's up with the contrast setting on this video? The blacks are all the way up in grays. I think youtube offers some color correction tools. Great episode :)

  • @danielsiq Seriously? How do I get to the YouTube color correction tools? My h.264 looked okay, but when it went up on YouTube, it looked all washed out. WTF? Help!

  • @misterdeity Go on your uploaded videos page and click "Edit Video", the controls are on the right top corner, see if it helps. Are you using Quicktime on a Mac? I've read about some gamma shift problems when using it. go to videocopilot and search "fix quicktime gamma shift"

  • @danielsiq Thanks so much!!! You ROCK!

  • @danielsiq Yeah, my h.264 looked fine, but when it uploaded, everything went muddy. I tried using the color correction tools here on YouTube, but it reposted the changes instead of just fixing this one. Is there a way to adjust this without it reposting?

  • @misterdeity No, that's what blows about youtube. Once a video is up, you can basically just delete it or keep it. No way to update. The policy is meant to keep people from exchanging often viewed videos...

  • @misterdeity I dont know, have only tried the tools for fun. That's a major bummer.. Generating another url is such poor usability for this feature.. I guess you're stuck deciding between image quality and View/Comment count :)

  • JEZUZ CHRIST, I knew it! But a fairly elegant solution for an evolutionary/desitic mistake, i must say.

    Teehee, floral.

  • @proprodigySD LOL!!!

  • Yet ANOTHER hilarious episode! :)

  • This was one of the cleverest Mr. Deity episodes! Love the subtle, smooth way you incorporate allusions e.g. the Star Trek reference.

  • It's like the begging segments have morphed into a continuation of Words. I love it!

  • Brilliant finale :>

  • Genius, sheer genius

  • I would have loved to have a bag of chips down there!

  • These jokes are always weird to me.

    Just as the average penis often resembles a bearded tube of elbow scrag, the vagina often resembles a hairy bundle of rotting roast beef. On the flip side, both can be quite beautiful.

  • sucks people that make stupid videos get million subscribers and become YouTube partners while you guys make cool videos and don't get partnership ;/

  • Yeah ...

    Meh.

    Really,

    "Oh, female sexual anatomy - so beautiful, like a little flower. But them men parts, aren't they gross'n ugly? Eh? Eh? Weren't it not for our cash, those lovely ladies wouldn't give them another look. 'Cause clearly, those females, they only look for soft'n delicate things, and them boys, they are gross and crass, just like their genitals."

    Come on, guys - you can do better. I've seen it. Yeah, I know, parody and all that, but still .... meh.

  • This was hysterical. :)

  • Naughty Bits... it's like a slot machine. Just yank the handle enough times, and something's sure to happen. LOL!

  • Hahahahah Noonian!

    

  • Noonian Seungs emotion chip LOL, this is my favorite episode ever.

  • Higgs Boson ROFL

  • I got an ad for an "online bible degree" just to the right of this video. Uh-oh, algorithm.

  • "Well that sucks, and blows."

  • Hey! Moderate republicans aren't a myth! I saw one.... once...

  • @ionz75 I'm pretty moderate, and registered as a republican.... too lazy to get my voter registration changed. 

  • @naughtypagan72

    Too lazy!? You may as well ignore having yourself mistakenly registered as a sex offender!

  • Reaction to male naughty bits, PRICELESS!  And loved the Pizza run from the car.

  • I got the Star Trek reference! I got the goddamn STAR TREK REFERENCE! /explode

  • Who thought up the idea of the entertainment district next to the sewer?

  • @George4943 Ha!

  • @George4943 the sewer can be fun but watch out for santorum.

  • @George4943 A civil engineer with a wicked sense of humor.

  • @George4943 Apparently, it was decided in committee.

  • is the exposure off?? LOL

  • How is money related to the males?

  • @MacHead31 It makes them attractive. Henry Kissinger said it best.

  • @MacHead31 The ultimate aphrodisiac.

  • @misterdeity Penguins have the same "partner differentiation methodology", but their currency is rocks. Well, come to think of it, so is ours with golden necklaces and diamond rings. God, you're such a lazy programmer

  • So good, I'm watching it again.

  • I love this!

    "The generation units..." Balls. Kiwis. Nuts.

    Even the begging segment was good... (If I had some money Id send it .... Honest!)

    

  • "...dragons, unicorns, yetis, the Higgs boson..." Hilarious. Lucifer remains amazingly hot.

  • After seeing this begging segment I'd say you'd make a great tv show! Stuff like this is hilarious! And the episode wasn't bad either ;)

  • Tha last part with the pizza made me laugh soo hard!!

    Holy shit, the christians could never do something this funny!

  • @JillmanVideo What are you talking about? Have you read the New Testament? They have a dying/resurrecting god/man they want you to believe in -- and without an ounce of historical data. You'll laugh your ass off!

  • I lol'ed at the end.

  • vaginas are kinda ugly

  • @jsamari How dare you!

  • "we got Nunian working on that"... lol.... Data's emotion chip... star trek reference :)

  • Heh heh. "Big reveal".

  • Did you accidentally underexpose during filming? The blacks don't look black, except for the intro and credits.

  • @huyked Not sure what happened. My h.264 looks fine, but the YouTube looks awful! I did have this weird thing happening in FCP though. Everything would look fine after color correction, but when I rendered, all the blacks looked washed out. I'll be that had something to do with it. Whatever it is, something's funky.

  • @misterdeity Well, that's certainly weird, as your intro and credits are not washed out. If you figure it out, please let us know in the description. Thanks, and good show.

  • @misterdeity Oh, I thought the washed out video was on purpose, like you were going for the soft-core porn look.

  • @misterdeity well, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one to notice.. thought I had cleaned my glasses with 600 grit sandpaper again. IMHO, one o'the best begging segments ever!

  • @misterdeity

    The washed-out blacks are the result of a demonic software curse.

    Trust me. I know my hexes.

  • @MichaelKingsfordGray hexes. No.

  • @misterdeity

    I assumed it was because the blackness was gradually changing to white (like the background in the 1st seasons)..

  • @huyked maybe those blacks aren't really black like black people aren't black either. Maybe they just self-identified as black.

  • @George4943 ....

  • awww, that's mean!

    male parts are sexy too!

    greetings from a girl :)

  • So did you order the pizza on the string can? 0_o

  • @Heavensrun Ha! I was waiting to see when someone would think that through! Good catch!

  • @misterdeity I can't help but imagine you sending Jimbo into the pizza place with the can while you sit outside and "call in the order".