I spit out my soda when Orson Bean says "I am not Dr. Lester; I am Captain Merton"! and then he whips out a BOOK which explains all about the portal, complete with illustrations. it's RICH. THe movie's central theme, tho, is man-bashing, so it is still a typically Hollywood film.
it is a bad choice because Jolie is a talentless, irritating twat! Catherine Keener is naturally as cool as Jolie pretends to be, the pretentious twit. I actually pity Brad Pit, who I don't even like
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CravatesetKimonos 11 months ago
I work on the 71/2th floor with the programmers and the software and the "this is not weird but totally cool" reality.
mindyspark 11 months ago
I like how captain Mertin and the dwarf are dressed 100 years out of date for "The late 1800s."
bsartist 1 year ago
i saw this when i beginning at opmate
Rugdopey 1 year ago
High ceiling rooms mock my stature LOL
luizabonat410 1 year ago
this is always how i thought it would be
/watch?v=6qVHLXrQ_Q4
hello dahling
hello wendy
TheBrilliantGeniuses 1 year ago
by far the best scene
springbok86 1 year ago
What a weird film, but I love it.
Joecbg100 1 year ago
The "WTF" look on John Cusack's face is solid gold.
jackface0410 1 year ago
"be gone you fowl demon!" brilliant
rodrymoya 1 year ago
john Cusack's face is priceless
selfidentity1 2 years ago
this is surreal...
selfidentity1 2 years ago
"Therefore I shall make ye, EUGH ME WIFE!!!"
hecklovetch 2 years ago 5
Hehehehe..I absolutely love this movie.
shelovesyou73 2 years ago
I have seen employee orientation movies just like this
steventhestudent 2 years ago 2
Utterly brilliant, original film. This scene in particular gets me every time - I think it's hilarious.
midsummergirl 2 years ago 2
I spit out my soda when Orson Bean says "I am not Dr. Lester; I am Captain Merton"! and then he whips out a BOOK which explains all about the portal, complete with illustrations. it's RICH. THe movie's central theme, tho, is man-bashing, so it is still a typically Hollywood film.
foodstooge 2 years ago
i REALLY like Spike Jonze's directing style
BROKENHOUSEFILMS 2 years ago 3
I dunno, Jonze didn't really have to do much. This film pretty much belongs to Charlie Kaufman.
jakespick 2 years ago
yeah i know
i mean i like his camera work and such
BROKENHOUSEFILMS 2 years ago
Ditto brah
Beatlemark21287 2 years ago
"so from now on there be at least one place on God's green earth that you and your accursed
kind can live in peace..."
HahAHAHA... I Luv this movie *^_^*
Mozotey 2 years ago 4
i love that line also
BROKENHOUSEFILMS 2 years ago
What a trippy movie lol
Mevlevi1207 3 years ago 3
weve all met a guy lixe craig in real life
8data 3 years ago 2
mertin-flemmer building the guy in the video must be captain mertin aka the guy inside dr. lester
tEkToNiK 3 years ago
This movie is such a trip.
anthonyo99 4 years ago 15
LOve this movie, and this is an awesome scene.
thecosmos003 4 years ago 5
john malkovithch est fou mais je s'aime!!!
olasalim 4 years ago 2
Bonjoouuuuurrrrrrr! Ye cheese eating surrender monkeys!
SyberSid 4 years ago
Thanks for that.
pants362 4 years ago 4
John Cusack's reactions are, if anything, even funnier than the actual film.
RubyTuesday717 4 years ago 9
I actually love Cusack, he's so brilliant in this film.
MaximumCheeseage 3 years ago 5
Catherine Keener should have won the academy award. But the award went to Angelina Jolie, not a bad choice.
But Catherine was awesome.
losVangeles 4 years ago 5
it is a bad choice because Jolie is a talentless, irritating twat! Catherine Keener is naturally as cool as Jolie pretends to be, the pretentious twit. I actually pity Brad Pit, who I don't even like
zoltai9 4 years ago 4
Keener is outrageously sexy in this movie.
KaitainCPS 2 years ago 4
yeah keener is hot as hell but there is no lot of same kind roles from her like this
ghostdog80 2 years ago
i love this movie so much...
principessia 4 years ago
I love too..All these little things like this 7 and half floor makes this movie one of best i never seen
ghostdog80 4 years ago 2
This movie is soo good..but weird..I love john malkovithch..he is such a good actor..
aktiwers2 4 years ago
@aktiwers2 - it's only weird if you're boring and conventional.
Flipup2 1 year ago
why does this scene of all scenes have to skip???
amywha 5 years ago
i realy love this movie
TijlVoet 5 years ago