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  • didn't find it that funny really

  • Terrarism hehe

  • there is only one flaw in your heroine addiction legalisation theory Deek, and I as a heroin addict can say i'm speaking from 1st hand experience, if H was to become legal I wouldn't have to do as much to get my dayly dose which would result in me laying at home stoned all day getting fatter and fatter, believe me, i've been there, i was in a free synthetic heroin project for 3 years(Netherlands) and gained 40 kilo's in less than a year, this stuff was so pure and so potent I was stoned all day

  • conspiracy to conspire? how about that Deek?

  • Damn, if "don't be evil" google can't for some reason push their fucking commercial to you they just stop the stream until you refresh or reload the page and watch it, then miraculously you can continue watching the vid until the next planned mindnumbing "watch our stupid shit commercial or else..." rince and repeat, damn

  • Bravo Deek!

  • Deek you completely speak the truth and in reality it is actually so obvious. So why the hell do so much people, including myself, miss or don't realise much of it?

    Keep up the good work man, will be joining the Landless Peasant Party when my loans come through.

  • Do you write and perform all of your own material..?

  • I'm going to fight the NWO!!! First I gotta pay my cable bill with my Visa and figure out a new way to spend less on toilet paper that doesn't stick to my willknots. After forced overtime at the call center I'll book my 1 week vacation and we can get together for the revolution. How does 3 months from now sound? DOWN WITH THE NWO!!!!

  • With a telescope, you can see the US flag, two vehicles and tire tracks on the surface of the moon. This isn't fake, try it.

  • "Make poverty affordable" - that cracked me on the head XD

    LAWL I spotted CSR on the sugar bag & thought WTF those pricks are worldwide? - then you said New Zealand.

    You FKN funny Deek! & you are obviouslly 100% wrong about everything (official statement)

  • Nobody ( no human ) can go through the Van Allen Belt. The Moon landing was a hoax. The 3 big lies: Terrorism, Drugs, Pedophiles. Just read about Alise Taylor and the scandal about foster care homes in Northern Wales. The cops knew of massive child rapes for over 10 years. Over 2000 kids were raped over a period of 20 years in the UK.

  • @LockupSean please take a science degree - The astronauts took an average dose of less than 1 rem, which is equivalent to the ambient radiation received by living at sea level for three years. The spacecraft passed through the intense inner belt and the low-energy outer belt. The astronauts were mostly shielded from the radiation by the aluminum skin of the spacecraft. The total radiation received on the trip was about the same as allowed for workers in the nuclear energy field for a year.

  • @fknnewz I disagree. The aluminum would be much to thin to shield them from the radiation of the Van Allen Belt. Nor could those space suits shield them on the surface of the moon. What NASA "did" in the 60's they can't do anymore in 2010?

    Why has no astronaut ever passed through the Van Allen Belt since the 60's?

  • @LockupSean show your workings - ie quote valid experimental data - sources of fact relating to radiation shielding

  • @fknnewz I just added a video about the fake moon landing in my favorite folder.

    Start from the first and watch all 11 parts.

    I just find it more than strange that we "had" the technology to land people on the moon in the 60's but can't do it now. You saw what rocked was needed to shoot the capsule to the higher atmosphere but no rocket needed on the moon. No flames, no stars on the clear black sky lol.

  • @LockupSean sorry too busy faking a satellite launch , and a space station , enjoy your delusion.

  • @fknnewz The space station is real the moon landing wasn't. So tell me why wasn't any moonlanding of people for the last 55 years? Because of the "inferior" technology we have today? With computers being 1000 times better than in the 60's? When official telling more than one big lie and when "trust us" isn't good enough. Why did NASA use a frequency nobody else could intercept? 2 Giga Hertz. Why aren't no stars on the moon videos? The sky was pitch black.

  • @LockupSean maybe they realized how harmful to astronauts it is......dunno maybe? Other things seem more priority. I honestly think NASA is another bad allocation of money that should be used elsewhere....like research for shit here on Earth....before we F'ck up more stuff.

  • @katrastrophy If Nasa was so concerned about astronauts why didn't the stop their programs after the first deaths? Fact is in the 60's they "could do it" but not with today's technology?

  • @LockupSean I never really get abusive these days but two words came to mind when I saw your comment - Dick Head

  • @Psikonort Yes you are

  • @LockupSean Na.........Pedophiles are real....pretty sure of that....:(

    But the ones that go free and the ones that are caught show some pretty sick margins...enough to make one wonder 'WHY" do some crimes go w/out punishment and others harsh penalties for minor shit like pot? Why let someone go free w/out some sort of consequence-well then they have no informants or leverage.....motives motivate. People with 'lose morals' will do ANYTHING.....just a hunch.

  • I think the 'my god is the only god' bullshit is caused by monotheism polytheism allows for more than1god/patron religion only exists because most people R afraid of their own mortality they're slaves 2 it & then Bcomeslaves 2 whoever makes them believe that they can save them.whats wrong with death anyway it's natural isn't it? If you wanna be truly free throw out your TV and face up to your own mortality that's what i rekon.ava great day&may yr mindBclear and yr arsehole remain water tight

  • This channel is win.

  • Don't look at me, I have _nothing_ to do with this. I didn't create these 6 billion some robots.

  • wrong bro...the biggest buisness is bankster banking of fiat toilet paper money.

  • HAHA @ 31:26 + =)) The alien on a budget! CLASSIC! That is of course assuming aliens didn't invent machines that self-replicate so it's done 4 free. I think the attitude would B (or has been) more like a zoo - as if U R smart enough 2 develop such fancy ships, your material needs R probably already met, & they just hang about watching us like a nature show on discovery channel =D Maybe they sent a metior into Earth long ago 'cuz bored watching the dinosaurs.

  • evolution is a joke.

  • The world is run by private corporations the banks the government everything is a private corporation the public should not be supporting the needs of private banks or public cash going to private corps but the people love to pay tax to let the private government give your public funds to more private corps read the constitution the bill of rights magna carta we are being fleeced sheeple and we should stop this madness now and revolt against them big brother is evil,cameras are to protect them.

  • Suicide Dolphins

  • "... we come to kick your ass, take your gold, and your zirconium, and your plutonium, and anything else you ownium..." Comedy genius!

  • By now I must have spent 100s of hours enjoying his stuff and I never paid a penny for it. And how many hours of work did it take for him to come up with each hour that I watch? As a freeloader I can hardly bitch at people for not paying, but to be so insulted by 30-second ads? You know if we paid him 10% of what he deserves, the ads wouldn't be necessary. Hard to imagine solving any world problems when we can't even be fair to this guy we all say we love.

  • What is with these commercials. Two kids get wildly rich selling youtube and the rest of us have to watch commercials now. Thanks for taking something free and making it like the TV we were escaping.

  • @paralentor if you're not smart enough to figure out how to stop seeing the commercials for all time with 3 mouse clicks then you really shouldn't even be complaining about why you're seeing them, but about why you're not entirely sure if you are, or are not, a useless eater.

  • Very good.

  • True deek...not many people fukc monkies but if more people did, there would be babies as a result. same with sheep. certainly with sheep.

  • this is FUCKIN BRILLANT

  • You used to be informative and funny, now you are just cynical and condescending. I hope whatever wadded your shorts so tight gets resolved, and you find a way back.

  • @amommamust Go eat shit. Though I don't share ALL his views, a lot of it is right on the money. And it's funny. It's satire, It is SUPPOSED TO BE cynical and condescending. Seen as serious people who say this shit are "conspiracy nuts" and "delusional". It's lardasses like you that accelarte our people's downfall. Our people being humans.

  • @AntiBushCheneyMan *accelerate. Would hate to be flamed for a typo, which is common here these days.

  • deeks the new chuck norris

  • FKN funny - good one man

  • You're brilliant, sir.

  • Well, evolution still a theory the last time I checked.

  • @Martins2012 When scientists say "evolution is a fact" they are using one of two meanings of the word "fact". One meaning is empirical "evolution" is used to mean observed changes in allele frequencies or traits of a population over successive generations. it is universally accepted by scientists that all living organisms have descended from a common ancestor (or ancestral gene pool) it is a fact that humans share a common ancestor with other primates.

  • @fknnewz what might be quite interesting is to see how prions fit into this picture, and perhaps even crystals. Who knows. What I find winds up the loonie hoodoovoodoo lovers the most is impressing upon them the reliability of evolution to get a job done, by showing that even computers now can, and do, use evolution to invent more mindless shit for us to sell to each other for anal rapings with interest.

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  • @Martins2012 so's gravity. Look into it.

  • @Martins2012 So is Einstein's Theory of Relativity, but we can prove that as well.

  • Looks like you're getting a bit ahead of yourself there Deek...

    "This vicious circle will be hard to break"

  • Coincidence theory hahahaha so freaking funny

  • deek rules

  • haha, excellent reply

  • Another thought provoking video, although I find that I am with you and then I lose you, for instance your views on protesting are sharply in accordance with my own. However when 90% of people say things like "we need to end poverty" they are not directly endorsing the UN's corrupted mission, they sincerely mean it, and most of these types are not in with the NWO crowd. They express their humanity in their concern, more enlightened then that other crowd regardless of naivety.

  • @Fadsmashers I think perhaps the naivete is part of the problem. People are exploited not only because there's corrupt fuckers out there, but because there's gullible people right in front of them. Ending poverty is a combination of becoming more useful to one's self & family/neighbors and working together to keep assholes to a minimal count, with or without a brain in charge of them.

  • @Fadsmashers had a burger and coke before or after protesting?

  • @fknnewz Well said Deek.

  • but but, we are all going to travel the galaxy in spaceships like on star trek. lol

  • @EimhinRANDOMLETTE I tried adblock but the video won't play and just shows a black screen. You are rude, insulting and sound like a moron.

  • frekkin good show

  • That was decent...maybe i'll see you on HBO, Real Time with Bill Maher.

  • I like this channel, but not enough to watch a 30 second commercial before the video begins. The small ads at the bottom of the video are reasonable. Selling out to the NWO.

  • @alta669 Pretty sure youtube, not Deek put the ads there since they're on all long vids and the bottom ones are on all vids.

  • @e105b5 Deek wrote, "I could let Youtube have my work without taking /making a single cent , maybe ill post on myspace as well and other websites , that way major corporations who attract a vast audience, can make lots of ad revenue of the backs of people who get nothing in return - good idea , productive artists dont need money anyway, they live on applause and eat ideas."

  • @alta669 all my work is available on DVD without ads......

  • @alta669 Just hit refresh.

  • @alta669 I has a solution for you: edit your hosts file, and use an ad blocker.

    No ads at all here.

  • Deek rocks! I've been watching for a few years now, and I know he speaks the truth.

  • Any reason why I have to watch STUPID commercials before the video?

  • @donim173 any reason why bona fide IQ tests don't include negative numbers as final scores?

  • @donim173 all my work is available on DVD without ads......

  • deek man, i think you've finally done tooooo many drugs, look, if you want to do stand up - just do it - don't just stand infron of your green/blue screen and your dv cam, come orrrn man, come orrrrrrrrrn

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  • Ratings disabled but comments aren't?? -WTF ?? Thanks for the review. Just in time too as my FKN withdrawal had become disturbingly scary.

    ""Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand." - Cardinal de Retz, 1600's

  • GENIOUS

    This guy is a fkn

    GENIOUS

  • It's important not to lose your sense of humor.

  • this guy is basically a genius

  • Your a fucking genius your take on things make so much sence and come at us so fast one canot help but bust out laughing from the irony of it all,thank you ,i can know accept bigger dicks deeper and not complain about the blood gushing out because in the end i now realize its my own god damd dick.

  • I would like it better without the laugh tracks. Great work as always, though.

  • Damn good Deek .... love your work.

  • That's a very good point, concerning the drugs. Yet, do you take into account that pretty much everyone consumes legal "drugs", while illegal drugs are more of an insider thing, and can not be compared by consumption rate, cause just not everybody does drugs. thus it is self explainable, that the death rates of legal drugs are much higher, than those of drugs. if every person on earth would take drugs, i think the death rate would be just as high

  • @FLy1n6V legal drugs, illegal drugs, truth is you even consume things no one thinks is a drug, which is a drug, like plastic and 'cleaned' water filled with drugs pissed back into your tap which are too expensive for anyone to actually filter out after the last person took them and shat them down a toilet. No kidding, water would cost 10x gasoline if it was properly filtered to stop this.

  • Working Poor! Hey sheeple, you can be poor without working. Try it sometime, it's free to be free. How can you help free others when you are not free.

    Warning don't try to be free if you're needy. If you need iphones, gas for your monster truck or designer clothing you will need to keep sucking Satan's pecker for the cum to trade for your needs.

    I'm fighting the war on drugs, puff puff pass. I've got my flank covered. Incoming, puff puff pass. Pot has never killed anyone ever. Lies kill daily.

  • Of all the bullshit we have to put up with, the drug prohibition pisses me off the most. It's become so obvious why certain drugs are illegal while others are pushed 24/7 on network television.

  • @Devilock79 fret not, soon food will be illegal too, because lycopene is a drug now, and is naturally in the skins of tomatoes and blueberries. Now you can be locked up with other Mexican, Columbian and Thai drug dealers because you had a garden to grow your own fkn food. Hooray!

  • awesome!

  • 5:23 "I'm a coincidence theorist"

    Fack yeah!

  • I like the idea of a guy who makes a difference in his own way. Someone who knows that doing nothing changes nothing. Someone else that's fed up to the back teeth with humanity's complacent ignorance of their own manipulation into destructive corporate enslavement!

  • I like the idea of a radical political comic - pity it's not this guy.

  • .....and peanuts...peanuts are also incredibly dangerous...stairs and peanuts.......stairs,peanuts and getting dressed in the morning.These are all hazardous to your health and there are many other legal allowances which can and do cause death.

    So in that case,all legally allowed life should be banned for health and safety reasons.

  • More people in the UK die each year falling down the stairs compared to people who die from taking an illegal drug such as E.

    I want stairs BANNED!

  • Atleast bending over is good for my buns and thighs :)

  • FKN brilliant and im sending this out via contacts and another way...

  • i just hope that i dont end up subliminally buying deodorant from your corporate sponsor.

  • "insert random meaningless comment here plse"

  • SUBSCRIBE ! SUBSCRIBE ! LETS PUSH DEEK TO THE TOP !

  • @ROYALITARIAN 'WHAT WE CAN DO IS, RAISE THE PROFILE OF THE ''FKNNEWS''. SAYING WAY, YOU CAN GO AWAY & RETURN FEELING, NON-ASSHOLE-ISH. ''IAM JUST SAYING !''

  • laught track bites

  • Awesome lol

  • tl;dw

  • @LordEyli

    wait isn't this just a repost combining several earlier vids??

    ahh, I caught you Deek!

    j/k

  • laughter track is annoying, cant watch.

  • @livinginoneness9 it isn't in most of the vid

  • love the work... go ahead, a few like Deek and the world has to take the fingers out of the ears and open their eyes wth is going on. Waiting for the next piece on the queen ;)

  • Really good So true about the Conspiracy/Coincidence

  • before it begins, fuck lOreal.

  • Shades of Hicks. Good stuff.

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  • EPIC!

  • ....kind of like William S. Burroughs....

  • It's tough when you see through all the bullshit, on both sides, ain't it deek? Thanks for this.

  • Reminds me of Bill Hicks. Excellent!

  • *FAVORITE* thanks deek :-))

  • Good looking Deek, been waiting for something, an hour upload. Nice one.

    Check this out if anybody wants....

    theindustryexposed/forum

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