I Live In A Dream of a Country

[juggernaut725]

You are the only person I will ever respect that wears wide rimmed glasses.

[QueeneyTodd]

Cody, you are nothing without TJ, NOTHING!

Ever read what he says about you on Formspring?

[NikoCRAZYGuy]

DO VIDS WITH TJ AGAIN, SOMEHOW!!!! I DEMAND YOU111!!!!111!!!!11!!111!!!!11­111111 U STUPPIT MORORN. Lol, uhhh.. But SRSLY, get back with TJ.

[haloguy145]

This poem starts off sounding really fucking spooky

[Like3moAMAZINGG]

I always come back to this when I go on youtube before I search anything else, its simply amazing.

[AFgGenius]

Hey Cody what's ur star sign

[vorteksio2]

@AFgGenius I can't belive that someone in the world, still asks for star sign.

[laryandm]

i Love this.

[TrueScandinavia]

Bullshit. Literally. This isn't deep on any level. Plain fucking bullshit.

[InWhichEricDoesStuff]

@TrueScandinavia THANK YOU

[LawrenceMQ]

His channel is getting so BORING! It's as if he actually believes all of us are imprisoned in a fantasy. Yes, we have the "American dream", but it's a dream, a goal, a challenge to us all to do whatever we want, to obtain whatever (or not) we want, to reach a dream that we create and posses. His message is really: if one setback or one conflicting idea appears, the entire idea is shit and we should just give up. He doesn't offer any alternatives or solutions either.

[ImTheKobold]

not sure if like

[januaria13]

Move to Canada, geez

[kelsokat147]

your a fantastic human being, really.



[purplepineapple311]

Nice poem. So I heard you don't really need glasses. Are you worried that people who actually do are offended by those enormous frames on your face? Just wondering, you know.

[SageCrowIey]

@purplepineapple311 For all it's worth, I wear glasses to correct my eyesight, and I reeeally couldn't care less if people want to wear them as a fashion accessory. It's not like a hearing aid or a wheelchair, sometimes it just looks good.

[jauffRINDIR]

Are you ever going to stop wearing your hipster glasses?

[GoongalaGoongala]

@jauffRINDIR Dude, have you even watched any of his videos with the bad poetry?! He IS a hipster ( or at least thinks he is) so of course he's going to continue wearing his hipster glasses.

[jauffRINDIR]

@GoongalaGoongala yeah good point. My sister did that for about a week, fucking pissed me off so much (I actually require glasses and see no fun in them at all.)

[kelly2353]

i want to nibble on your earlobe while stroking your perfectly sculpted chest

[FeneGrenkle]

@kelly2353 Can I lick your butt while you are doing that to him?

[CorkPhop]

@FeneGrenkle Can I stroke your cock while you lick her butt while she nibbles on Cody's ear while stroking his chest?

[kelly2353]

@FeneGrenkle pics?

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

I'd rather listen to justin bieber till my ears bleed than this pretentious bullshit.

[unifieddynasty]

@ThatGuyMorganWall Please do. You are the pretentious bullshit for thinking anyone gives three shits for your unbacked opinions about this vid. Do us all a favour and contribute to Bieber's fanbase. :)

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@unifieddynasty First of all I never said I thought people cared about my opinions don't assume negative things that are not true that's how you lose friends. You also seem to care enough about what I said to to reply. Second of all the point I was making was that I don't like justin bieber and I think this is worse. Have a nice life retard.

[unifieddynasty]

@ThatGuyMorganWall Clearly you do think people care. If you didn't you wouldn't have wasted your time to post it, and hoped that someone out there agreed with or replied to you. Got enough attention yet? Or do I need to keep stroking your pulsating ego? :)

And you're right. I did care enough to call you out for being batshit crazy enough to prefer Bieber over the truth of Cody's words.

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@unifieddynasty Dude please get a life if you love Cody so much and I like him too. Than don't respond to me and let him read his comments.

[ShadeC4]

@ThatGuyMorganWall If you're forcing yourself to change, to hide that paranoia just to get friends... That's pathetic.

I'm pretty paranoid & fall prey to delusions from time to time sadly. Yet I don't lose friends. Why? Because I don't surround myself with people who can't handle the reality of me.

Even if I didn't have people who actually care about me for me though I still wouldn't hide it. Because I aint gonna lie just to get what I want.

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@ShadeC4 I don't fucking care what you have to say. You should just go on with your life instead of being a loser and picking fights with people on the internet. It's not my fault you're not interesting or attractive enough to get a girlfriend.

[ShadeC4]

@ThatGuyMorganWall Right. I'm totally out to pick a fight. /sarcasm

If that's a pic of yourself you used as your channel pic: Get some years on you, kid. :3 It's very apparent you'd rather jump to irrationally assuming things - which makes you better fit with religious people so.. Why are you here?

&, if you actually aren't a teenager yet still look that young: I can tell you don't have a relationship because everyone is afraid they'll be viewed as into children.

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@ShadeC4 You give me shit for being a teenager? Who the fuck are you? A 25 year old deadbeat living with his parents talking to 15 year old's on the internet. I also love how you're so pathetic that you viewed my profile to get a better look at me. I wanna just stop arguing with you because if you are an adult you should have better things to do than talk to 15 years old's.

[ShadeC4]

@ThatGuyMorganWall & there's the confirmation I was looking for. "His." I'm not a man, you assuming retard.

In fact I wouldn't doubt you assumed I'm unifieddynasty. Wouldn't surprise me in the least that you haven't once paid attention to the usernames.

I didn't go to your profile, retard. It shows profile pics in your inbox too. But I aint against going to a person's profile. Because then I don't make the retarded mistake of assuming someone's something they're not.

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@ShadeC4 It's actually true profile pictures actually show up in your inbox nice

[ShadeC4]

@ThatGuyMorganWall Yup. =)

& glad to see you finally realized to calm the fuck down. Wasn't trying to argue I just don't much care about how I word things. If I offend you then that's a compliment to me. & it doesn't change the fact my intent was to inform! =D

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@ShadeC4 What ever helps you sleep at night

[ShadeC4]

@ThatGuyMorganWall lol

I should hop on my troll account to respond to you from now on. Prolly not going to though. =)

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@ShadeC4 You have a troll account? I bet you're not lonely.

[ShadeC4]

@ThatGuyMorganWall I bet I'm too interested in dealing with my issues, progressing as a human & getting over myself to care about being lonely. /ownage

[ThatGuyMorganWall]

@ShadeC4 Idk know dude you can join a dating website or something

[ShadeC4]

@ThatGuyMorganWall Ah, so you're desperate. No wonder you're trying to hook up with me.

[SageCrowIey]

Man, people should really get over old drama. That was a cool poem, Cody.I like it.

[ThriceDog]

Holy shit I thought he was joking about the hipster glasses.

[halflifeproductionz]

left wing masochist.

[Saturninefilms]

@JJsDimension I JUST fucking got home this morning. Christ. Yes, there will be a video. Douche.

[iinventedthequestion]

@Saturninefilms come yo ass down

[NapalmsBurningHatred]

@Saturninefilms He's a douche? HA

[iinventedthequestion]

@Saturninefilms people wanna know about your arrest arrest stories are the coolest!

[SnailChamp]

I like your poetry.

[thelittlegreenliar]

eh get over it and move on, at least you're not living in a cave

[GgRrAaCcEe16]

<3

[dlo4eva]

I would love if you did alot more like this!

[AlisRIOSteff]

When I heard you complain about car fumes i couldn't help but stare at the cigarette.

[KeysOfMyMind]

@AlisRIOSteff you missed the point didn't you.

[Xylogeist]

Even though I'm a highly liberal atheist that hates this country, I can't help but not like this video, simply because cody is an arrogant know-it-all hipster. He'd be one of those psychology students who thinks he knows how the world works by class 3.

[DuneBuggy00]

I have yet to come across a poem of yours and dislike it. But maybe change up the way you express your poetry? it seems to sound the same a lot of the times.

Just a suggestion. It's your art :)

[DylanLeiding]

i really really like this.

[Forgottenideals]

this reminds me of the movie trainspotting

[Eyeheartanimals]

So good!

[siwooot]

please take those hipster glasses off, you never worse glasses in your videos before

[thatsmyrail]

@siwooot Yeah he did.

[oiitssean]

@Saturninefilms On a scale of 1 to FUCKING VERY, how excited are you for the new Every Time I Die album?

[smashballbrawler]

The poem is great, but I'm not liking that card at the end. Still a video worth watching.

[OmniOdin]

Your poetry is shit. You mean nothing, emo fag.

[PoliMeim]

@OmniOdin Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but there is no need to be a dick about it. His poetry is actually truthful. In fact, he seems quite apathetic about most things. Like I said, you don't have to like his works, but you have to give him credit for having the confidence to put his stuff out there. So, before you say his poetry is shit, and before you call him an emo fag, I'd like to see you do better. And based on the vocabulary in your comment, it will be less than memorable.

[Stiffoo]

great vid, broski

your mind is why i'm a long time subscriber

[TheKiaraLady]

@Stiffoo your penis is why im a long time doer of you

[DrSatanAIDS]

peenus poop

[TeHCoLoNeLSaiGoN]

@DrSatanAIDS *claps*

this better make top comment, I liked it for you

[Jageri1]

In my opinion, best poem i've heard from you.

[AngilasGuy]

Oh fuck that last image is freaky

[Knuckles194]

the music adds a lot to this

[nubnuber]

Look at the lyrics. In the video he forgot to say "Until you're put on probation for a year...like me"

[omar30018]

PAPER MACHE

[HOAXStation]

@omar30018 fuck you, he sung it on blogtv

[iinventedthequestion]

whatd you get arrested for ....weed lol

[SublimePsychedilics]

I like what you did with the sound. It makes the poetry a lot more digestible.

[EthanJM]

Could you make a separate video explaining your arrest?

[iinventedthequestion]

@EthanJM YES pleasae tell us this story

[Kuhnfuze]

@EthanJM Support.

[bigfrog117]

that was really entertaining, i think your better then you probably think you are xD

[snoo229]

where's waldo

[bangNL94]

I really love this.

I really love YOUR poetry.

[link093]

I really enjoy your poetry.

[WhiteRussianBC]

cool stuff

[jsr0213]

I love you, Cody. However, I must ask that you never use that seizure inducing skippy effect again. I got like an hour of sleep last night, and the 4 previous nights, and that effect was really screwing with me. I was all like "NOOOOO! MY BRAINS!", and my old lady was all like "WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT?", and I was all like "I THINK I'M FUCKING DYING!", and she was like "YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!". Shit was fucking crazy. I'm cool now though.

[Rivage1]

I enjoy the content.



[GenerationXeroFilms]

Cut it out with the "hipster" shit. Stop labeling people you ignorant fucks!

[dudelikesWoW]

@GenerationXeroFilms is right, labels are too mainstream!

Et donc est anglais!

[ComradeAlpharius]

Cody looks more hipster with every video :P

[Rejeanna4ever]

@ComradeAlpharius its horrible

[117gotmilk]

fuck the cops, i refuse to let my civil servant run my life.



[Sherbetrockett]

Awesome :3

[LegendBaal]

faggot candy ass.

[DrDrolomehet]

@LegendBaal rowdy poo

[ttaz4dqm]

Ahh luuuuv Amurr'ca! Ain't it GRAND that THIS is the "best" humanity can DO?!?

[lusteraliaszero]

@ttaz4dqm it really isn't

[ttaz4dqm]

@lusteraliaszero - Correct, hence the quotation markages :)

[lusteraliaszero]

@ttaz4dqm fair, fair.

I knew that you were being sarcastic, but i was uncertain about how I should interpret it :P.

Plenty americans would readily call USA terrible but at the same time claim itself better than anywhere else.

[ttaz4dqm]

@lusteraliaszero - This country sucks with a burning intensity unmatched by a billion blazing suns.

[GizwelTheMage]

Haunting.

[jsf333]

Awesome!!!!!

[ahronzombi]

Fuck all the poems just talk like tj

[xSegami]

@ahronzombi Cody isn't TJ, he has many more interests then him. One of which happens to be poetry.

[SuperBirdii]

<3<3

[Hyakitaki]

WHAT A HIPSTER!!!

[propjam2]

that was really good

[Wellnow123123]

Damn awsome work cody...love your poems so much :D

[grungeiac]

Those glasses do not go with your voice at all

[DiederickABecker]

I love it when you do poetry...

[shinodaa]

what drugs are u on ???

[MultiMelancholia]

@shinodaa Nicotine

[unoffended]

Come on man, where the fuck are those new series?!?! You to busy getting high?

[elendiel]

Beautiful. Nothing else needs to be said

[FeneGrenkle]

Cody seems happy again.

[CallOfSpooge]

cody got F'ed in the A by TJ...theres a poem for ya

[DSG3002]

Very nice Cody.

Honestly I think today's world is worse than anything Mr. George Orwell could have imagined.

[uhmazingphil]

you sir are a genius.

[TheEthanwashere]

Dude nice. Just another screw in the capitalist machine

[Zotoaster]

Not that all poems should rhyme, but I really saw some rhymes coming at certain points and it felt disappointing when they didn't.

But I like the themes and ideas.

[heroesandcons09]

Couldn't agree more. I really really fucking couldn't agree more.

[KingCalaway]

Your poetry videos are a thousand times better than your rant videos. These are amazing.

[MOPEDER01]

@Saturninefilms The Beatnik look.

[SouthernOregonOrgani]

@MOPEDER01 you mean the ubiquitous hipster look?

[ZeGuyFly]

This was very inspiring in that it challenged the goals I've set for myself in the past month or so. Thank you for this. This is making me rethink my life. Thank you again.

[ALEXISCONTRERAS93]

Now my brain wont shut the fuck up. I cant sleep after using watching your videos, or play video games...

[toucannyc]

What were you arrested for?

[Haydenatorofwow]

Oh my fucking god facial hair! Way to go.

[TheSH1N1GAM1]

You just went full hipster, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[andruha11234]

why do people wear those retarded glasses? like, i genuinely don't get it.

[SongsByTheBeatles]

do you mind if i rip you off and use this as my oral presentation? i have to do it tomorrow at 2 and i havent written anything yet... soooo thank you in advance... unless you say no....but please?

(this isn't bullshit either it would really help me out)

[sorrowfuleye]

@SongsByTheBeatles i had the exact same idea lol

[SongsByTheBeatles]

@sorrowfuleye oh shit i hope we're not in the same class lol

[Saturninefilms]

@SongsByTheBeatles as long as you're not saying you wrote it then I'm cool with it!

[SongsByTheBeatles]

@Saturninefilms at the end i was planning to yell: BY CODY FUCKING WEBER!!!!! i hope that will do, lol and thank you again your videos kick ass.

[watcheem]

@SongsByTheBeatles Hahaha epic :D

[ALCA112]

I fucking adore this

[5233484]

this is art ;)

[MrIsaacBlack]

Cody, this is great. Thanks for these poems. I'll be doing my first spoken words performance at my school in a couple weeks, and I'm hoping I'll be able to deliver a good performance.

Anyway, thanks.

[fucksalt97]

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*, but in all seriousness awesome stuff.

[gkirkman1990]

im glenn you dont know me

[ProudAtheistIndiana]

I didn't get arrested in school, but a cop did lead me out of the place.

[celidee]

Its easy to get arrested in this country, land of the Free for a FEE

[eggertstwart]

@eggertstwart i mean your.

[Saturninefilms]

@eggertstwart your*

[Fruser1993]

@Saturninefilms He really meant to say "I really dislike, you're poetry" , he's calling you poetry.

[RagdollRalph]

@Saturninefilms We love you Cody, I´m very thankful for the content you give.

Keep doing what ur doing, its awesome:)

[Xbrainsss]

@Saturninefilms so much win!

[iinventedthequestion]

@Saturninefilms Everyone wants to know about you getting arrested half the people here have probabely been arrested too Lol

[Bluew0lfie]

@Saturninefilms I don't disagree with the words but in general I find it hard to enjoy your poetry.. Or your artish videos. Some of the music is ok but not really my style. Also I noticed you always have footage of trees/poles while riding in a car.. Kind of like it's reflecting day to day monotony.. Never changing.



[Bluew0lfie]

@Saturninefilms I like it when you tear apart ideas or rip into idiots and come up with unique perspectives. It's depressing when all of your videos are so pessimistic in nature. I get how shit is and your desire to express it/yourself.. But you don't have to dwell on this shit so much.

[Sol3aris]

@eggertstwart That's because you're retarded. You don't want to open your eyes and see the truth.

[Bluew0lfie]

@Sol3aris Not liking it doesn't automatically make someone retarded and doesn't outright prove they aren't listening to it.

I don't really like his poetry either.. True or not.

[kenshinjd]

@eggertstwart lol

[lusteraliaszero]

@eggertstwart I don't even mind your baseless insult (yes, without content, a criticism becomes an insult). But please, never make the "you're/your" mix-up, EVER again. Humongous faggot.

[TheZickoPuppets]

@eggertstwart Cody is poetry :O

[Natedagreat0101]

In line,

A sign,

A fine.

A crime.

In time... a nine.

[LEpicFails913]

What did you get arrested for?

[runescapeeeee]

Your style of videos always kinda reminds me of Bill Hicks, and TJ's videos tend to remind me of George Carlin's style at times.

[lildanogirl]

<3 I love your poems so much! I do agree with some of your others fans though. I've watched you for years now. I miss your old videos about rants, and I miss the intense thoughts/ideas that you've once dissected and manipulated.

I hope that you choose to upload some of your extremely old videos soon. If not, we are still left with the memories you created for us.

Thank you Cody. For everything.

[SinisterSkyline]

WOHOO! Finnally Cody gives us the good shit!

[KaalGeo]

Because hes awesome. Whar music was this? A silver Mt. Zion?

[BrianWilliamGreen]

@KaalGeo its my music lol thanks for checking it out.

[lovingsingleton]

This should be a popular commercial on every tv station.

[Hematite1000]

Why aren't you making rant videos, Cody? That's what people want to see. Your poems are awesome but save them for Tumblr.

[TheBoredProle]

@Hematite1000 I'm here to see poetry.

[DexterrsDad]

*play a role

[fagtroll]

2nd

[CodeProvider]

first

sorry just had to