Finally Fast Commercial - As Seen On TV - Makes Your PC Run Like New?

[MYSWEETDAR]

person: go faster stupid computer

computer: no i will never go faster. you can't make me. Hahahahahahahaah.

[TheTornadoProduction]

MY 2D FLASH GAME LAGS

[Starrman1992]

His hair is all slicked when his computer is slow and then lightning shocked him from his fast connection and it's all spiked!!! Lol

[Starrman1992]

I love how it's pc only and they advertise it on an apple lolsauce!!!

[a3poify]

PC computers only?

[T16Akatsuki]

111 likes, 111 dislikes. NO ONE FUCKING TOUCH IT!

[RyGuy900]

Refreshing computer for email = BSOD

[Indigodelta383]

what is the games is e playing

[msmadzillafy12]

thumbs up if you got here from tvtropes

[Jorbs3210]

HOW MANY INCONSISTENCIES CAN YOU FIND?!?!?!?!?

[prototype21]

Its gonna change settings that i don't know exist? sign me up

[Masonly100]

hmm

Problems wrong with this ad

1.Mywebsearch Toolbar

2.Blue screen on a macbook?

3.Controller not plugged in to pc

4.Web link goes to malware

[Jorbs3210]

@Masonly100 Not just bluescreen, WINDOWS XP!

[RareX]

i accidentally the entire router with my cat!

can finallyfast com save me hundreds on surgery?

[deght]

It's a $30 dollar version of CCleaner. 

[candIejac]

@deght >implying CCleaner is as good as FinallyFast.

[ddkk1000]

@candIejac it is, if not better

[candIejac]

@ddkk1000 Nah mate, CCleaner is just a placebo FinallyFast is what you want.

[Canthary]

Mom this internet connection is too slow!

it just broke the computer!

and the monitor!

and the tv!

and my leg

and the cat

[tazerfacial]

how do i download more memory

[AmazonicoPR]

I hate all the dobiu dobiu dobiu

[Clarinerd617]

Wait, Windows on a PowerPC mac?

How and why?

[Nickj109]

Pause at 0:28. My Web Search.

[mrzero1982]

they pulled these ads from tv.

[BlackenedGass]

But how are you supposed to log onto the site if you have a rubbish connectionand your computer keeps freezing?

[jfuex]

If they ever make a movie called "First World Problems" this would be the trailer.

[Duothimir]

DAT ACTING

[CheeseYoshi]

The speed of that game looks fine, and just from looking at it with "fast" internet, having a fast connection is basically cheating on that game.

[gamemaster761]

is he playing with a gamecube controller on a laptop?

jesus fuck why can't i do that

[dOmInIcAnKiNg8o9]

The guy at 0:18 is a guidance counselor at my old high school! lol when we asked him if this was him in the commercial, he would always deny it haha

[garry12gg]

@dOmInIcAnKiNg8o9 Wow, your Guidance Counselor NEEDS counseling himself!

[brawlmaster12344]

Website probably tells you to "Delete System 32"

[DHBBQ]

0:14

FUCKIN WHINEY BITCH

[dirty96imp]

From the makers of Max My Speed!

[TeHcOkEfiEnD]

LOL BLUE SCREEN ON A MAC...FUCKING RETARDS

[TheGameGuy31]

Offline gaming performance doesn't matter if you have a slow internet!

[cjbaby27]

who's the hottie @ 0:30

[PKMN37]

Ha! I remember this commercial. What a bunch of crap. My brother used it once and most of his files and programs disappeared. The result? He had to use a backup program to save it.

[TenPoundHammer]

0:16: I'M ACTING!

[AkeemKN]

2 blue screens of death one after another holy shit

[Purianite]

Such a scam.

[PassiveSmoking]

ACTING!

[TheTundraTerror]

"I'll send you the address in an email."

You're on the fucking phone! Just tell her!

[TheGameGuy31]

@TheTundraTerror It IS more safer to share personal information like that through email, would you share your credit card info through your cell phone?

[xraidedlok]

this is just a scam to rob old people... dont ever believe any type of computer upgrading advertisement they are all bullshit.. do the research and do it yourself

[xraidedlok]

first guy is the king of nerds

[GameVidLive]

*THIS GAME SHOULD BE A LOT, LOT FASTER! MUM! THIS INTERWEB ISH SO SLOW*

1: It's either ping.

2: change your settings down.

3: LOL MACS

[MrBIGDADDYRHODES]

WELL IF THESE SUCKERS WOULD STOP WATCHING SO MUCH PORN THEIR COMPUTERS WOULDN'T BE SLOW

[jjovereats]

I have a PC that runs Linux.

[dsidewd]

>gaming on a mac

>hands on controller, not wasd and mouse

>implying internet connection will make your game faster, get a new graphics ca--oh wait nevermind. he has a mac. he'll void his warranty.

must...

not...

facepalm...

[tillerz420]

@dsidewd Macs were designed for idiots. One mouse button? Seriously?

[sookoll23]

"Don't upgrade your RAM!"

I wanna see someone with 128 MB of RAM trying to install windows 7, fall to this. I really do.

[ItsNotActuallyFunny]

FOOLS SHOULDA JUST DOWNLOADED MORE RAM OFF THE GOOGLE IT MAKES YOUR INTERNETS FASTER

[NOSboy2012]

How can a piece of software boost your Internet connection? That is determined by your ISP and what type of Internet you're paying for.

[venichen1]

i think he's playing that game on onlive.

[elliotcroft]

How does the internet connection have anything to do with a computer game?

How would cleaning your computer give you a better internet connection?

[TheInkySea]

0:14- Well get a job so we can pay for better connection you fucking slacker! D8<

[Ammit5]

1:20 MOM, now everything's gone sepia-tone!

[Videot01]

0:12

How old are you?

[LeaxoftheUnderworld]

Wow, the acting here is just BAD!! Thank you Tvtropes for sending me here!

[5star555555555]

tvtropes sent me

[SuperSplashed]

PS2 Controller. really

[BUIZELISCUTE]

You'd spend less time buying new RAM or new harddrive of a new computer rather than waiting for the program to fuck up your computer to finally not-fast.

[derFischmoerder]

LOL, PHISHING

[AETutorials42]

It's for PC computers only, yet that bitch at the end is using it on a MAC?

[LazerChicklets]

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[LazerChicklets]

why does this even exist?

[BoogsterSU2]

Dudes ignore this ad. Just upgrade your RAM or buy a computer already. IT'S NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE!!!

[TechGamer1337]

Finnalyfast. is for "PC" Computers only

[GameVidLive]

How can you log on to finallyfast, yet your internet doesn't work?

HMMMMMMM

[AssassinRecruit]

What kind of email company is called Email?

[karanjhalaguy16578]

i jacked off to this video and cummed all over my monitor and it short circuited, time to call the hotline!!!

[slainbybullet]

0:11 a flash game being played with a controller?

also, only newfags can't fix their own computers.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

This commercial used to air on ESPN...but it was cut off horribly and only showed one word towards the end. So right after a commercial for women's gymnastics or something on ESPN 2, you'd get that douche shouting "Com!" with a big smile on his face.

Hilarious.

[gamezonic]

"my new computer started out fast, really fast, but now its only kinda fast" lol

[roothands]

MOM ! THIS INTERNET CONNECTION IS SO! SLOW!

[bobbylee634]

>random mashing of gamecube controller to simulate playing

ALL OF MY HATE

[tendai2]

Lol hes playing a single player flash game and complaining about internet speed?

[FattyTheFerret]

I WANT THAT FUCKING GAME

[rescuehero942]

Mom, this internet connection is so slow!

*Goes to Beezid.com and starts bidding on a brand new Computer*

[kargaroc386]

It's as if they made a TV commercial for WinFixer or SpySheriff or Antivirus 2009 or all those other rogues. I cannot believe this exists.

[ThePsychonautsmaster]

00:10 to 00:12 what game is that?

[reaperman2010]

It's been grim times ever since stupid VIRUS WRITERS can afford to make TV commercials... >:(

[gizmocat11]

Believe it or not, they actually made a second commercial. It was almost worse than this one. After I saw it once, I never saw it again. It starts out with a guy on a webcam with twin girls asking "You ready?" Then, an error message pops up and it gets worse.

[xarinatan]

un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss . (No need to rant, this is obviously shit, so i'll complain about the music instead)

[crazybuizel]

THIS GAME SHOULD BE...

A LOT LOT FASTER

[suzieq0805]

0:30 Lovely gal - busty too! :D

[getoffmyfrigginlawn]

"Finallyfast is for PC Computers Only." So, it's only for Personal Computer Computers?

[markvtos]

My computers speed increased 5 fold the minute i clicked on this video!

[dm8ns]

Hey! My computer's fast............ Finally.

[jacketman22]

Windows XP running natively on PowerPC Macs. WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS???

[rescuehero942]

Best commercial ever with Blue screens of death and error messages.

[worldofwarcraft011]

THAT IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME I HAVE EVER SEEN. WHERE CAN I GET IT?

[Threeballer97]

I like how Youtube cut the end off the video right before the last guy finishes his sentence. Like the very site is saying, "GODDAMNIT SHUT THE HELL UP."

[dotbomber95]

Make your Internet connection speedy, even while watching yellow rectangles.

[AbortFlight]

I love how the kid is complaining about internet speed on a game that doesn't look like an online game in the least.

[MidnightMidna]

You have to love the Windows 95 error messages on Windows XP.

[Schule04]

nice techno

[PassiveSmoking]

Of course if you're running Windows on a PPC-based Mac then that's probably the cause of your problem right there.

[Ticomfreak]

ROUGE!!!!

[TheHelldragon]

"Dude, it's finally fast! Maybe I can stop playing 1945 and upgrade to the big boy games, like Magic Carpet 2!"

[BEASLAND000]

how to torture a computer geek into telling you ANYTHING

show them this video

[jacobpotter]

It's because you're playing a Gamecube game on your Mac, that's why!

[koshermal]

"For PC computers only". Uh, that would be every computer then. Macs and other operating systems are PCs, people.

[jimmi161]

Time to get a new computer if that awful game is running slow and what kind of asshole uses a controller instead of mouse and keyboard?

[terrachan]

@jimmi161

Have fun running OoT or FFIX with a keyboard/mouse faggot.

[Colddirector]

"Has been featured in Forbes magazine etc etc"

Meanwhile, in a Forbes magazine...

"SHADY COMPANY MAKES RIDICULOUS SCAM WEBSITE TO CON IDIOTS."

[brianphilip182]

What a fail commercial.

[schoolfilmer]

If someone riffed this or did a proper gag dub on this, it'd be much funnier!

Just sayin'

[BaconVonBock]

Wow how old is that kid, shouldn't he be finding a job instead of playing a ps2game on the pc , this comercial is so win

from Germany

[Ryan57596]

tak tak tak... Finally fast? Seems legit. tak tak tak tak

[JRaygor]

Thanks to this product, I am now free to traverse the Information Superhighway without problems! My website's GIFs move a lot smoother! My AOL connection runs great! Thanks FinallyFast! Who wants to play Online Minesweeper?

[ElBarto3131]

BSOD while checking email. Playing a flash game with a third party PS2 controller, and blaming it on the internet. Random error messages while on AIM. The Firefox error message on Internet Explorer. A photoshoped loading bar in the middle of the fucking screen. Photoshoped download box.

Yeah they seem to have no fucking knowledge on how anything works.

[ElBarto3131]

@ElBarto3131

Windows XP on Mac computers

[Spyez]

@ElBarto3131

You do know that Windows runs nativity on Macs?

[iambiglucas]

@ElBarto3131 LOL

[roflchips1]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[franco09XD]

MOM! THIS INTERNET CONNECTION IS SO SLOW!!

mom: STFU and go get a fuck*n job!!

[HelpfulYoshi]

MOMMY, THE COMPUTER IS TOO SLOW!

[flamespiker9000]

Finaly Fast! Finally Fast dt com! my computers finally fast! It's fast! Finally! FinallyFast dt com!

[scotch59]

MOM!!!!!!!!

[Moviewhiz1]

Blue screen on a Mac?

[SkinnayGenes]

Or, you could stop downloading so much porn.

[bobbylee634]

What happens if you actually PAY these people?

[rockmusicfreak17]

@bobbylee634 You loose money, and they use your credit card number to buy anything they want.

[thecooldude9999]

windows on macs Firefox errors on IE no wonder you have problems!

[HolyAarom]

I wonder if these people approved of being in the commercial.

[CherryPiFilms]

dude

your mac just bluscreened you

time to quit life

[Boothkk]

@CherryPiFilms VirtualBox FTL... No wonder it's slow

[sonikku956]

PlayStation 2 controller on a computer?

[MrRiot007]

Congrats on your $78.000 fine!

[BigYellowNinja]

@MrRiot007 $78.000 equals $78. You are just as retarded.

[darklegacy6]

That guy's hair at the beginning changes.

[BEASLAND000]

Before: Halo for the PC

After: A small text socument

[Mford199X]

"For PC Computers only"

Look at all the Macs.

[virulentRant]

was that a blue screen error...

on a mac?

[69soldier]

@virulentRant Macs are that bad

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

@virulentRant ...yup.

[Canama139]

@virulentRant Yes. Yes it was.

[peniosasdasd]

@virulentRant

It was running XP.

[crazybuizel]

@virulentRant Is that windows XP... on a mac?

[MisterVercetti]

The video above = testament to just how lackluster advertising standards have gotten. Who cares if the so-called PC performance software is a rogue, it's MONEY FOR THE NETWORK!

*facepalms over and over and over*

[WolfenNights]

Windows Blue Screen on Mac?

[venichen1]

@WolfenNights it can happen if you have windows installed on it lol.

darn nvidia drivers blue screening. :D

[itsliz89]

They have this program available for mac users now :o

[rysnyper50002]

my internet must be slow so my computer must be slow

[Arbiter321]

I'll send you the URL in an email, even though i can just say it to you right now since we're on the goddamned phone.

[Freefalldreams]

@Arbiter321 Don't laugh, I do that all the time to avoid misunderstandings over the phone.

[TheInkySea]

@Arbiter321

Don't you know? Talking on the phone is so obsolete! 

[DocterSorcerer]

"It's not loading"

Maybe that's cuz you're running Windows XP on a MacBook.

*fiddles with Gamecube controller while staring at a 10-year-old game"

"Mom, this internet connection is so slow!"

Someone must explain things.

[Danerd9]

1:37, gamecube controller

[Shaxuul]

"This game should be alot, alot faster!"

Upgrade the fucking video card then, faggot.

[kittie93]

>for pcs only

>show macs in commercial

[lijluvr356]

@kittie93 lol yeah

[sanarkhos]

@kittie93

And one mac gets the bluescreen of death. And is that a gamecube controller on his laptop?

[Dltn97]

LOT LOT FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[CheeseYoshi]

That game looks plenty fast to me...

[adsim92]

My computer used to be fast, really fast. Now its only kinda fast.

[shararm]

@BaconVonBock

theres ps2 controller adapters for PC...

[NarcolepticCarrot]

Oh... So if you somehow crash your computer checking email, get firefox errors in IE, and connect to the Internet on single-player games, use their product.

But there's more than it can fix in those cases.

[nesbroslash]

I want to know how a Mac can get the Blue Screen of Death. O_o

[MajorasEnigma7]

@nesbroslash It doesn't. Macs get Black Screens of Death.

[Superstarseven]

@MajorasEnigma7 Did you get the point of that comment at all?

[calle7112]

2 bluescreens?

[Alternatevil]

0:32 : "You might not have any real problem at all!"

Yeah, not until we use your software, of course.

[Jhk3431]

MOM! THIS INTERNET CONNECTION IS SO SLOW!!

hunny get a life.

XD

[striderdan]

this is the only rouge I know of that managed to get a TV ad.

[TheUb3rpanda]

@striderdan is this a rogue?! fuck i hate those things :(

[striderdan]

@TheUb3rpanda yeah, it's a rogue I've also heard (but have not confirmed) that it also has Trojans.

[rinkavideos64]

@striderdan totalestempo(.)de = German finallyfast(.)com

also has a TV ad