Terminator 4

[MickeyLove01]

out of sync you prick, DO IT AGAIN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

[MickeyLove01]

this is more believable than someone being the "son of god"

[lsl70]

I wonder where he found a gun, and sun glasses 2000 years ago. Maybe a more advanced time traveler left them there.

[SuperOmnicron]

This was sensational. One of the all-time best parodies on MAD TV

[Peterpppppppp]

very funny!!

[Kevinsview]

He did survive stupid..he rose from the dead in 3 days and died for our sins

[francelee144]

mad tv

[NnoyinglyEpic]

The greatest action story ever trolled

[earlandbob]

HAHAHAHAHA! He'll be back. XD

[mars4ever]

It's 3 seconds out of sync!!! What a crap!!

[43nrique]

this video was originally named as Terminator 3, 2005 was named as 4(this video)

how about change the name to Terminator 5?

[911TVify]

this is why god will never let us time travel

[perkydesign]

Oh my! This is super funny. :)

[homeygeorge101]

kool and i subed you! and so funny!

[homeygeorge101]

kool and i subed ya!

[biggee316]

Time for honoring yourselves, will soon be at an end...

[boredguy52]

its so funny how off sync it is. it looks looks and sounds like he's shooting Jesus at 2:11

[MusicX2362]

the crucifier.. you have been crucified!

[ReconRaptor]

Whoever thought of this was genius!

[legocrazy4554]

@ReconRaptor mad tv

[santino4561]

haha he just kept on shooting Judas haha!

[95MrLustmolch]

haha realy funny :D

[howtoplanaparty]

Salvatore Kostelanetz

[runefigter5RS]

is this a real movie!?!?!?!?!

[WeThePeopleInc]

@runefigter5RS no but i wish

[kyuubinaruto9990]

@runefigter5RS

Ofcourse not, the OFFICIAL terminator 4 is called Terminator 4 Salvation it was made in 2009

[NY1love]

this is way funnier being off sync

[Frontbulker]

don't worry, he will be back x'D

[angrynutrients]

Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of december, it actually would have been sometime from March-June, 25th of December was a Pagan Winter Solstice festival which was stolen by Christianity. However it doesn't mean this video wasn't funny.

[duskys]

@angrynutrients

You idiot... The zeigteist , first captol it's all FAKE..

[angrynutrients]

@duskys Zeitgeist* is relating the similarities between Horus, Apollo, Mithrias and Jesus, none of that information is actually incorrect, christians just go, "Oh, that's different, because it's Jesus" Like with horus being born of a virgin, his mother used a wooden member and inserted it into her vagina, that doesn't mean she's a not a virgin anymore. Last time I checked Wood didn't impregnate humans.

[duskys]

@angrynutrients

I'm mastered in history of religion. The first chapter in the doc, Zeitgeist is a bullshit and this documentary wants the destruction of Christian doctrine. The arguments in this chapter is an insult at the entire christianity comunity. many many fake arguments, of corse. Study yourself: similarities are not entire real. Many of them are not TRUE. they take advantage of ignorant innocence.

[angrynutrients]

@duskys No, you THINK you have mastered the history of Christianity, when all you have done is presented a poorly spelled, poorly phrased and biased argument which is basically agreeing with what I'm saying, yet at the same time attempting to deny it. Countries with lower religious rates tend to fare better than those with high religious rates. Stop thinking that your god which was used to wage wars, and whose followers were cannibals during the crusades is so great.

[anonomousify]

@angrynutrients um , isnt an arument always biased because if it wasnt then it would just be two people sitting around talking about stuff?

[hiroicman]

STOP! Stop killing Judas

[DwarfMinded]

ROFL!!!

[w4ff3nSS]

hahahhahaha funnynyynynnynyny hahahahhahahahahaahahahha

hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha­haha

[Chester1004]

Much better then the real Terminator 4.

[lucaalbano8]

@Chester1004 Why the hell people hated so much Terminator Salvation?

It's not the better movie of the world, but it's not that bad...

[CowboyBebop444]

i cant believe that there are people arguing about religion instead of laughing at this vid. Some people need to lighten up.

[hampsterbrick]

terminator!

[xDeAdlYSp1Derx]

What are you, some sort of wise guy?

Well actually, yes!

[gusviewer86]

pretty good

[indymogulfan88]

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TERMINATE TERMINATE TERMINATE 9889988890000000008767564 LIFE SINES 0.0 ____________________________98­08765867578586587586578658655

[newfful]

Pontius Pilate 10 o'clock LOL.

[janetbear4556]

who is that " child " /??

[IsmailDagestani]

What an awful roll this is! Jesus Messiah A.S. is the God`s blessed messenger. To make him a target in a comic picture is the one of the worst blasphemy! God damn!

[SinisterZX]

@IsmailDagestani HEY FUCKER DON'T ABUSE GOD'S NAME LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING DICK GET RUN OVER BY A SEPTIC TRUCK

[S00rabh]

there's no god, live with it .

[TigerMeet2142]

HAHAHAHA 10000000/5

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

this was from mad tv.

[Zod101276]

you are gay kill yourslelf please

[Paulwhoisvegan]

Gays don't kill themselves, they suck themselves.

[getabrainasshole]

whoooooot.............is it in blue ray???

[prototype587]

@getabrainasshole this is not a move. think!!!!! if you ,have a brain

[Pashok2002]

)))))))))))))

[zakkwylde89]

wow! this is by far the oldest video ive found on youtuube!

[AveryWBrown]

My Savior's crucifiction is no joke. In the words of a good song, "He didn't stay dead, and He won't stay gone."

[JuZggc]

JESUS CHRIST!

[FreshGarantie]

MAD TV

[typoking1980]

Astalavista Baby Jesus ROFL funny

[RobotsInFailDisguise]

@typoking1980 Hasta La Vista Baby Jesus

[typoking1980]

@RobotsInFailDisguise

ahh my bad lol, hastlehoff baby jesus ^^

[rohit432]

funny

[strazzy3]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious!

[kamail26]

nique terminator ! j'lui casse la bouche !

[omarfaw]

hahahaha

[asiancaramel]

lol

[indskab]

God Damn them !! I wish Arnold Shoezwarneger is in the hero at this movie, thanks for the uploading.

[jaimeexd]

'hastala vista baby jesus' hahah xD

Gotta love this video even though the sound comes a bit late, STILL LOVE IT xD

[YuukiRima]

Really good man XD !! hahahaha

god like it !!

but right the sound is a bit strange, still good made =)

[GangstaLoveTV]

The best part hahaha "You canot go around killing people" "Why" "Because it's one of God's comands you should not kill" "Why?" "Because it's a sim" "Why?" "Because it's not nice" "Why" "Forgive him father he is a robot from the future" HILARIUS!!!!!!!

[ihgfasjg]

hahahhah the captured alien in this is very funny hahahahahahvery thanks the world and the people who did this are sure not eviler than the nazis who killed people for sports hahahauah cool hahaha and his fucking eyes hahah fucking funny this fucking alien hahah sure there won't fall nukes around the world to end this hahahaahah the captured alien besides sie kennen all eure geh. welche hinter eurer farbe stecken haha

[PCEntertainment]

Dubs disease.. bad!

[FIREBAT103]

lmfao dont worry he'll be back

[therocklabels]

dont worry he'll be back imao

[cyberlord64]

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH­A

funniest clip i have ever seen! 5/5 favorite!

(the audio was a bit off though)

[CoLiNFaHy2k9]

Man this is some funny shit! If they made this into Terminator 3 before they made the real T3 then it wouldve been a huge success!

[10111542]

ya .......................

[DPLinus]

So are you ;)

[doogrisa]

ya jesus did exist but i seariously doubt he had magical powers.

[Jsametal]

to those religious people who were offended:

Don't be. haha

In this cilp, Jesus doesn't do a thing that he shouldn't be doing (according to the bible) except for the part where he got mad at the terminator when he shot Judas. That part was probably not anger either, it was Jesus sad to see a disciple die :D

Just the terminator is retarded lol

haha

I love this clip!

[suicacrobatdude]

What a crap with jesus..

SHIT!

Yeah kids buy religious books.. hahaha

goD doesn't excist.

:P~~

[FifaKing15]

50 cent- i say Three Days Grace

you say soulja boy- i say Korn

you say snoop dog- i say Slipknot

you say Chris Brown- I say Disturbed

You say justin timberlake - I say METALLICA

You say high school musical - I say LINKIN PARK

You say miley cyrus - I say WHAT THE HELL?

92% of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop.If your one of the 8% who like to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste to 4 videos KEEP THE SPIRIT OF ROCK!

[quito2lava]

lol

[bonchidude]

Jesus is alive. But not on Earth as a human.

[goldenpredator44]

no fucker fuck off

[artemaso]

HAHAHAHAH

hasta la vista baby jesus

[Mindwobble]

i am jesus prove me wrong

[Blazest10]

funny tho... :l

[Blazest10]

i think jesus dose exits , how dose the world exist than ?! How are there ground !? how is there A MILLION people ?! LOL LOL LOL

[eduardvictor]

Complete fucking retard, aren't ya?

There are 6.77 billion people on Earth...

The Earth was made from multiple collisions after the former star exploded into a supernova, and the remains created the whole solarsystem ...

Fucking hell, i cannot believe retards liek you have internet acess, i didn't know they have internet acess in caves and under rocks too...

[Slegarthoth]

So how was the Universe created? Nothing exploded releasing an almost infinite amount of matter and energy, as well as creating time and space? Explain that genius. :)

[eduardvictor]

Yes, the universe was created by a singularity explosion, the singularity was probably created by a previous Big Crunch...

I think that the universe has a lifespan, it is born in a singularity explosion AkA Big bang and dies in Singularity collapse AKA big crunch...

I also think that when we die and thus stop existing, the universe carries on around us without us knowing , crunches, then the universe is formed again and we get born again. A good explanation for the deja vu phenomenon...

[Slegarthoth]

>I think that the universe has a lifespan, it is born in a singularity explosion AkA Big

So when was the first big bang and what set it off?

The other theory I've heard of is that there are an infinite number of universes rubbing up against each other and their collisions create new universes. I don't know what medium those universes are riding though, because time and space don't exist outside of our universe.

[libed91]

BIG BANG theory has been proven wrong.

[Slegarthoth]

Can you provide a Google search string?

[libed91]

not everything is on google, just go to store and buy this book: The Big Bang Never Happened: A Startling Refutation of the Dominant Theory of the Origin of the Universe

[Slegarthoth]

>deja vu

I've heard a scientific explanation for that as well. Can't remember it now though - something about chemical process in the brain. I'm pretty sure the explanation would be on the net.

[connorNnick]

lololololololololololol

[sharpshooter4lyfe]

funny, but offensive.

[leon6266]

jesus doesnt existed

[bonbanelo]

Jesus does exist!

[boggypete17]

no he doesnt

[eduardvictor]

PROVE ME WRONG!

[miltech29]

hahahah funny  as hell hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[v4raziel]

you should be shamed on ur self.

i'm muslim you are not a muslim even if u don't

respect and honor to Jesus crist...

May god forgive you as u don't know what you are doing..

[TheMrsVartan]

Amen!!!!

[blackmage124]

ah come on. Im a christian and i think this is funny. Sometimes you cant look at things as sacriledge. Besides, its supposed to be a joke. Lighten up!

[rbs55555]

makes me wonder if you are one

[rbs55555]

this very offensive to christians!!!

[jaybomonkey]

fuck off no it isnt im christian and i didnt give a shit

[TheMrsVartan]

I really don't think you are or you would speak like that.

[yuyu7809]

best video ever

[TheGrandDuchess]

Okay for the most part this might be amuzing but Christ was BORN in Sept. And it was before AD because AD stand for After Death of Christ.

[chriscooke108]

It actually stands for Anno Domini,

and it goes BC1, then AD1. Jesus is thought to have been born in BC1, and AD is how many years after he was born.

[dannyivanandkaren]

wow your dumb

[TheMaster7890]

Jesus was born before 0000 A.D.

the beginning is wrong

[johan28]

At first I thought it was lamo but then it kind of got funny. This was ok.

[DarthOxillious]

Oh get a Life!

[GrefZzx]

X-D

[Rinnengan89]

loooool xDDDD

[parzit888]

ahahhaahha its like in terminator 2.. when john connor says its not nice to kill people and terminator says why? lol

[Dr2g0nFly]

horribly out of sync

[imherelol]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[duretic]

this clip is older than jesus

[Bloodbeast21]

lol stop ' killing judas'

[JayCKat]

hehe :)

[BeeSSiiiBoss]

awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!

[ashmo222style]

hahahahah! XD

"Why?"

Because its one of Gods commandments, Thou shalt not kill"

"Why?"

"Because its a sin to mankind!"

"Why?"

Because its... NOT NICE!!!"

"Why?"

[ReeceMix3D]

way out of sync, why bother

[moomooshebo]

this was on mad tv a looong ass time ago

[airamrodo]

hahahahahahaahha!!!

[zuccarello1]

HA HA HA! why he not kill the guards?

[rolle127]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[ChopterBopter]

haheha nice video!

[valtrus]

Hilarious. 'Stop killing Judas', Why? Can't stop laughing.

[AvengeWithDarkness]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[strengberg]

What hehehehe.

[Selestiel]

Well duh.

[Vortex289]

No way. How observant of you.

[DEANaLEAN]

Holy Batman, for reals?

[burnsbain]

gooooooooooddd very god ou em outras palavra otimo masssa.

[Dorkdufus]

paint flavoured ice cream

[popolineytor]

jajajaja,k,diablos???

[MrPwnag3]

great stuff... too bad the audio was off by like 10 seconds

[sqaure5]

im glad theres a terminator 4 i was waiting for another for ages

[chiamatemivezza]

a parody of Bible and Terminator...fantastic!!

[horatiotheguy]

dont know

[HuluDotCon]

WOW added November 16, 2005. Does anybody know wich the first video on youtube is?

[3abbosi]

HuluDotCom,

The first video on youtube as far as I know is called "me at the zoo" by "Jawed" on 23 April 2005.

[cortezforever]

Classic!

[mando99metal]

genial simplemente genial!!!!!!!

[fivestringbassplayr]

this was freakin hilarious

[bonnenmartin]

werry old is this

[jericho667]

hahahahahahaha!!! this is great!!!

[millenniumfalsehood]

Thanks for posting this! Now will someone post a version with *good* audio?

[50908]

hahhahahahahha

[creapsmantic]

then though shall clins my dirty shit ass

[krauser979]

ROFLAMFO Where does Mad TV come up with this stuff its freaken hillairous!!!

[RatedRmageddon]

This is Just MadTv´s "greatest Action Story Ever Told"

[CodeLyokoismylife]

why?

[Chocolate93d]

the sound is way off...

[baalslayer03]

update your title, clearly says in the video Terminator 3 LOL

[matchstixzprodz]

FUCKING FANTASTIK!

[davidrobinson888]

ohhhh i can stop laughing of this .... my mother have to see it,, shes cristian...hahaha,, n spanish jejeje

[louy191]

im christian i belive in god but i have a sence of humor whats wrong with having a laugh over something you belive in

[loppezjo]

try telling that to the islams people

[TeknomanScimitar]

good point

[det255]

u guys have no faith same on all who make fun of God!!

What kind of a God do you believe in? Yours is too serious or you're just kidding.