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  • Jon is one of the best comedic writers ever, he and Rooster Teeth make better comedy combined than all of hollywood.

  • Bernard- What are you doing anyw- oh for fuck's, you're playing Runescape?!

  • am i the only one getting sound issues?

  • Why can't there be machinimas as good as this one

  • I didnt c that commIng...

  • Bernard: You gotta go 88 miles per hour Marty!

  • loved the back to the future references

  • Hey

  • Hzjajoqodugagvabdnsjw

  • need gold P L Z Z Z Z Z......... ah cmon gimmie gold gimmie gold...dont walk away! ah you bitch >=[

  • This is false.

  • Reminds me of my Co Workers except we're all teenagers and we work at a super market.

  • @nightral8I4 Bah, the real police force isn't always too far from the super market in terms of dedication. Depends on the place.

  • @nightral8I4 Clerks can't shoot me in the head if they think I'm eying the cookies too much though.

  • This is true.

  • you gotta go 88 miles per hour marty!

  • wow Bernard rlly fuck him self up

  • why do people always quote what we JUST read!?!?!?

  • I've never been in a accident bammm lolololololololol

  • wow i love the AnC music

    

  • I Work here! I have an afternoon appointment... Awww SHIT!

  • I remember back in grd 12 with my bud watching this. We jizzed when we heard runescape

  • @Axarno123 FUCK YOU!

  • dude sounds like cheef when he goes p-l-zzzzzzz

  • music from arby n chief

  • lol these are awesome

  • 82 people didn't get gold

  • 2:50

    this is how people talk on the road

  • Damn that sucks xD

    

  • How did I get 80 thumbs up on my totally lame comment?

  • @theazter BECUZ I LUV U!

  • Haha, I'm playing rs whilst watching this ^^

  • god i can't belive i played rs for liek 3 years.. its such a waste of your life...

  • Why is the driving instructor driving the opposite way that Bernard is when they have the same destination? Don't they have a GPS or something?

  • need gold plzzzz

  • what is his rs acc ill give him 3m

  • lol the ending

  • instead of running a dna test why didnt they look at the records of the persons apartment info

  • im playing runescape too

  • Oh runescape... your awesomeness is like a disease... XDD

    Love this series!

  • Its funny because I'm playing runescape while watching this LOL

  • lol i'll give him 5k :D

  • At first when they're driving to the drivers ed class Bernard has a magnum, then the next scene where they crash he has a plasma pistol again.

  • playing runescape. lolololol

    

  • FINALLY a video that doesn't have any top 2 comments regarding how bad youtube become or how they want thumbs up for something or how bad ads are

  • 81 people needed gold but 3730 walked away

  • YAY 4 RS 

  • @roger2189 dude it was just a joke

  • Get up 2 88 miles per hour marty

  • We gotta get this up to 88 miles per hour Marty! Fuck you!

  • Crappy quality, great story.

  • NEED GOLD PLZZZ

  • 2:50 Falcon T-Bone

    Bernard: You Going Down the Road like it was F****** F-Zero

  • @Noble7ZR0 you, your dog and your johnson

  • ha ha ha need gold plzzzz

  • 81 people didnt get gold

  • "you gotta go 88 miles per hour, marty!!"

    so funny!

  • "sigh* the monster killed me"

  • It's bad that i was watching this while playing runescape...

  • -oh you again what are you stalking me

    -i work here i have an appointment for someone at 1 oclock

    -oh shit

    lol ftw

  • Yeeeah RUNESCAPE FTW IN THE BEGINNING!~ :D lol

  • How come all the bad guys are green

  • God Forbid you hang up A**hole!

  • lolololololol 2:46

  • we cant find out who the guy is anyway, why not? hes got no head we cant identify him, yea i know he has no head the lack of a head informed me of that run DNA test to find out who he is, *gasp* you can do that? i told you there was a way. LMFAO priceless

  • I got an appointment with someone at 1coclock

    Oh shit

  • come on, gimme gold gimme gold... ah you bitch

    

  • @EZIUM1

    the catchphrase of runescape.

  • WHY ARE YOU PLAYING RUNESCAPE

    ROFLMFAO

  • need gold plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    no, don't walk away! :D

  • sorry i was on the phone "with the epd" "no my girlfreind " god this department is a fucking gong show "XD LMFAO

  • who are u talking to "my girlfreind " XD THIS fucking department is a gong show

  • LOL i'm playing Runescape aswell

  • "you gotta go 88 mph, Marty!" lol

  • gimme gold gimme gold...... dont walk away aw you bitch

  • i lol'd at the end. happened to my buddy but didnt get into an accident with him. they fought before and then ya. lol

  • I think I just shit a brick...

  • Press Alt F4 to skip ads, your welcome :P :)

  • @willvidsalot6382 with that many smileys you never know what ur getting urself into...

  • who the hell do you think you are, marty mcfly ?!

    gotta go 88 miles per hour marty FUCK YOU !

    i pissed myself

  • Why does Jon say the letter Z like "zee" and not "zed", he is Canadian after all...

  • @IanROX22 Lol... 'Zee' is the capital pronunciation for the letter Z. 'Zed' is the lower case from what I've been taught.

  • Who are you Marty McFly?

  • what are you doing anyway? Oh for fuck! Why are you playing runescape?!

    Im playing with harvard.. through the internet!

  • need gold plzzzzz

  • Cmon gimme gold gimme gold gimme gold. Don't walk away......bitch

  • "Relax iv'e never been in a accident''-BANG!

  • You gotta go 88 miles per hour Marty! D:

    FUCK YOU!

  • 3:33 lolololol

  • LOL "you gotta go 88 miles per hours marty FUCK YOU!"

  • So anyone notice that in all the Machinimas the future is always really really really messed up .........?

  • "need gold plzzzzz...come on.. gimme gold..... ah you bitch"

    xD

  • lol what u doin, playin runescape, that game iz propr old buh very popular

  • lol back to the future reference

  • lol "YOU GOTTA GO 88 MILES PER HOUR MARTY!!"

  • What a coincidence, I'm playing RuneScape too.

  • Thumbs up if you saw the part where "Marty" turns out to be his driving instructor coming.

  • @movieduke337 Or thumbs down if your saying "no shit."

  • wat r u doin anyway , playin runescape

    its still around in the year 2556 lol

  • Need Gold plzzzzzzz

    It's funny because it's true.

  • lol the halo reach add is the only add I've ever watched and enjoyed.

  • i love this machinima

  • You gotta go 88 miles-per-hour, Marty! It's tragic that so few get that anymore...

  • im a driving instructor i have to meet someone here at 1 o clock ....... oh shit EPIC FAIL

  • common give me gold common

    this serie is funny.

  • RS sound effects should have been added to the beginning of the episode when everybody was playing RuneScape.

    (i play runescape myself, and i think its pretty fun myself.)

  • loved the r bit it was epic

  • "Insert Funny Quote from Video Here" LOL!!! XD! Hey look! I got 135 Thumbs up! LOL!

  • lol"what are you doing?....playing....runescape­....." LOL XD

  • well it looks like some ones not gona be able to drive.

  • ya gotta go 88 miles per hour marty! xD

  • Fukin great series but how in the hell does digitalph33r make all those damn voices(pardon my french)

  • @assaultACE227 Probably voice editing programs

  • lolololololol not rly. just more quiet.  i just kinda snorted.

  • I love how it's serious and funny at the same time

  • @theazter Serious? You kidding?

  • @Thunderscreamer  HULULLUBABEEEOOODA

  • @theazter lol

  • @theazter that's just how amazing it is

  • @theazter its called a black comedy

    just letting u know :)

  • you gotta go 88 MPH Marty!

  • what are you doing?

    playing runescape

    lol

  • hey everyone me and my friend linkintown are in the process of making a brand new halo 3 machinima series(TBA) and we need ppl who can act as well as being able to cooperate and who have a xbox360,xboxlive and halo 3 with the heroic and mythic packs if you have any questions leave a message on my channel or leave a message on linkintown's page thanks

  • Who doesn't like this series?

  • @killrodmanny People who only pay attention to voice acting. Or guys who hate machinima.

  • do you have any bloopers?

  • @sparten882 with himself? you do realize that all the voices are his right? there wouldn't be much to that.

  • @Airsoftdude615 Well everyone messes up theres got to be something.

  • @sparten882 I guess. But it would mostly be him getting frustrated with himself getting the lines wrong. Or if he does laugh, it is kind of awkward, and not that funny. I have seen my friend do a series by himself. outtakes aren't pretty.

  • @sparten882 The eniter thing is a big blooper, that's why it's so awesome.

  • @sparten882 probably not because it is mainly just him :(

  • @belshir so everyone messes up

  • @sparten882 m hmm

  • Lol I used to have a d claw pure but then I got bored and realized how dumb jagex is so I went into pvp and lost em lol.

    These vids own

  • "Need gold plzzzz... Come on... Come on... Ah, bitch."

  • "i got a appointmaent at one oclock with someone" "oh shit" lol

  • F5 to skip all ads. Tumbs up to reach the top!!!!!

  • GOTTA GO 88 MPH, MARTY! Shut the fuck up! hehe.

  • thumbs up if you hate people that put stupid tings just to get thumbs up 

  • @2435qwerty thats a stupid thing just trying to get thumbs up.... thumbs up if u agree :) lol dont actually thumbs up

  • lol what r u doing any way playing runescape ...............runescapes awsome

  • I got an appointment with someone at 1-oclock

    Ah Shit.

    Epic1

  • XD this is to good to be true!!111!

  • playing runescape i play runescape too

  • Awesome! Runescape is mentioned. You know it kinda sucks though. They say they are the best free mmorpg. Yet more than half of everything in the game is pay to play.

  • lmfao the boss is playing runescape

  • i think hes a member of twisted coortion.

    epic!

    ending.

    epic!

  • Bernard: Ah you good at driving? Eddie: Relax, I've never been in an accident in my entire life! *Car crashes into them* Driver: What the fuck? Eddie: Woah! Bernard: Hey! What the hell is your problem? Driver: Hey, I had a green light Pal. Bernard: You were going down the road like it was fucking F-Zero! Who are you, Marty Mac Fly? Driver: I've got somewhere to be! Bernard: Oh well my God! To hell with the pedestrians and well drivers to get to where you're going 2 minutes faster! Lol funny!!!
  • I wanna get into the machinima buisness...but I haz no equipment...maybe when Im older...

  • do a dna test

    U CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?!?

  • What you again?

    I got an appointment whit someone at 1 o'clock.

    Ohw shit!

  • every comedy piece u make u sprinkle awesomeness on itand plz make more it's a wonderfel live or i will hunt u down

  • JohnCJG is a genius

    What are you doin anyway

    Playin Runescape

    'Breath' Doin good

    Yeah

    Ahh thats thats great

    need gold plzzzzz

    come on gimme gold don't wlak away

    ah you bitch

  • Max: hey Bernard.

    Bernard: yeah?

    Max: whats d.n.a.?

    Bernard: ....... you're a fuckin idiot.

    Me: Should've been an actual line.

  • same music as arby n the cheif

  • YOU CAN DO THAT! XD

  • Marty Mcfly !? BACK TO THE FUTURE !!!

    roflmao " You got to go 88 miles Marty !"

  • bernard switched from pistol to plasma pistol WTF?

  • I got an appointment at 1 oh shit.

  • "give me gold plzzzzzzzzzzz oh please do not walk away bitch give me gold oh shit!"

    ROFL

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  • he had a magnum and then it switched to a plasma pistol.........

    but great vid i love the hard justice series

  • this series is amazing! hard justice #FTW

  • lol BAD LUCK

  • lol hey what u doin....playin runescape...ok well im goin to do my job!!!! lolXD

  • I've got an appointment here with someone at 1:00............... Aw, shit.

  • "why dont we do a DNA test" "woah you can do that!" LOLz

  • HA RUNESCAPE NOOB! XD its not that bad of a game.

  • HA Runescape noob! lolz

  • is Esoteria in Rhode Island?

  • need gold plzzzzz come on give me gold dont walk away ah u bitch

  • I've never been in a acident in my entire life

    POW

    WhAT THE FUCK!?!

    HEY MAN I HAD A GREEN LIGHT!

    YOU WHERE GOING DOWN THE ROAD LIKE IT WAS FUCKING F-ZERO WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MARTY McFLY?!!

  • (8,5,12,12,15 +20,8,5,18,5 + 13,25 + 7,1,13,5,18 + 20,1,7,5 + 9,5)= AoD x Mortality figure this out.... its in numbers find it out by looking at the alphebet

  • John Graham...well at least i can fall back on this funny show.

  • lol wtf Runescape

    ahh ahh Gimme gold gimme gold plz plz plzzzzzzzzzzzzz