I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY

[kguy1]

I fucking lost it at 3:18

[poik247]

the best parts are when someones going to climax

[OreoBrawl]

1:52

...interesting.

[kamekakarot]

You seriously need to make a third one called: WE'RE ALL GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY

[ICANSEEMATUREVIDSNOW]

jesushesjesusnojesushes

[deliman]

hey, the cop is omar from the wire.

[DeathToSmoochy2002]

I slowly put the gun down, and I pull my beretta out!

[mrflyingswordchicken]

I pull out my Beretta *pulls out M1911*

[Compooky121]

Man this is just hilarious; it's great because you retain the musical aspects perfectly! It's just hysterical.

[BobbyIsLikeSoCool]

i got a million midgets goin through my mind

[Imp3rf3ctAng3lXOXO]

lol i love you in the most non lesbo way as possible |:D

[trojan12kelley]

It turns out, the cop was a midget! (midget) (midget)

[Matchestoashes]

LOL i said "Baby deeper pleeeasse"



[SilentJ43]

When I saw him pull out the gun, I totally flipped my herogus.

[redTalonsss]

Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo­woowoowoowoowoowoo...

[dolfsvlog]

boxxy at 1:51 :3

[CJAdy]

I think I heard Peewee Herman somewhere in there... LOL

[redTalonsss]

Boxxy scared the living shit out of me!

[pacific14586]

Well, here we are, the four of us.

In total cock, me and her.

I close my mouth and swallow shit.

And I said "ot niklat neeb uoy eno eht seh em llet annog eruoy os".

[DanTheVikingr]

"Then I pulled my Beretta out!"

*pulls out 1911*

Eh. close enough.

[redTalonsss]

He sounds Mexican when he says:

Hesaysyesisaysnohesaysyesisays­nohesaysyesisaysno

[SteamGrace]

Better than the original abomination of a song.

[riderking1234]

I have school tomorrow

[kneji]

This nigga pulls out his Beretta alot. o_o

[JoshL117]

I see Boxxy when he goes "Then all of a sudden POW"

[jibbletjangle]

This reeally made my day! Hesaysyesisaysnohesaysyesisays­no...

[SSBChar]

@thedanniechannel I didn't, where was she?

[thedanniechannel]

thumbs up if you saw boxxy

[WhatADreeam]

This reminds me of all the time I spent actually watching this ._. What was I thinking?

MIDGET

[gtalc1]

Dude this is hysterical! When are you going to do more?

[VicariousReality7]

I didn't know Beretta made 1911's

[Maestrojosh87]

He said no Zeysuys, and no ex-sayshmess, He flicks his ayrugess and then he gives me the gayshneesh!

[PRC1972]

OOOoooOOOoooOOOoooo.......damn­.

[PhlegmEcstasy]

I'M ABOUT TO CLIMAAAAAAAAAAAAX

[theitalianbattalion1]

He looks at the closet!!! I pull out my Beretta!!! He walks up to the closet!!! I pull out my Beretta!!! He walks up to the closet!!! He close up to the closet!!! Now he's at the closet!!! Now I pull out my Beretta!!!

This is great stuff right here. You need to make some new videos.

[PhlegmEcstasy]

3:22 omfg. I lost it.

[thedopestdudealive]

why can't we handle this christian like... THEN I SAY NIGGA IMMA SHOOT U BOOTH IF DONT SAY WHATS ON YOUR MIND! lmfaooooooooooo

so many quotables

[linkinparkrulez14]

x'D oh shit.. " stuck in the drive thru" XD

[diezil1987]

go climax, just let go of my leg!

[dakiddwazhure]

the all of a sudden POW!! LMAO

[sparklechild7689]

so is this R.Kelly thing a long music video or what?

[sparklechild7689]

And then i thought 2 myself and say HELL NAH!!

Best part

[circomono]

"you son of a bitch go to hell" LMFAO

[Brittneyshows]

Jtfo lol soo funny I Close my mouth and swallow shit lol

[steven7158]

I CLOSE MY MAH MOUTH AND SWALLOW SHIT XD BEST PART

[007kobra1]

MUTHUHFUCKAFREEZE lol

[007kobra1]

5 People were the midget

[SirSmeargle]

DAMN

[FBIagentNinja]

3:33 was the best.

[FBIagentNinja]

Then he said "I'm a heat this chicken".

[chastity2221]

You know, You have a REAL TALENT at doing this! Have you ever thought about going Mainstream? WOW You are good!

[cjflo]

@chastity2221 Part 2 is better. go watch it. NOWWWW!!!!!!

[iRyanGoesRawr]

well here we are the 4 of us, in total cock, me and her, i close my mouth and swallow shiittt, and then i says ushniquashnibinowkneeshizmenis­nob.

[SegaGenesis4100]

THEN I SHOOT ONE IN THE AIR!

[moarfeene]

This is possibly the funniest lightly-edited poop ever.

[ImmoralSpawn]

the cop is a midget

[FBIagentNinja]

R.Kelly: I started etching out.

Chuck: No, I want you to see this.

R.Kelly: I gotta get out this house.

Chuck: Not til I rebuild my penis.

R.Kelly: I'm like what is going on inside his DICK.

[Lionthou]

Oh my goodness I'm about to climax! :O

[Ninji5]

"what is goin on inside hiiiiiiiiis DICK"

[Arthos455]

at 1:52 there is a girl gasping thumbs up if u saw it so i know im not crazy....

[RealAwesoma]

Then all of a sudden pow!

[YesIm10]

Well good thats better right, why cant we handle this christian-like?

Then I said NIGGA IMMA SHOOT YOU BOTH IF YOU DON'T SAY WHATS ON YOUR MIND

[TJTheGr8t]

This makes more sense than the real version to be honest.

[TheKupoQueen]

I want to have CJFLO's babies.

[akogi1987]

I slowly put the gun down, then I pulled my Beretta out!

[sjstaurus14]

lmao!!! i pull out my beretta!!!! lol

[DarnLevel]

he looks at me and says baby go deepa please

[DJtheReal0731]

4:30 HIS FACE LMFAO!!!

[ctm5000]

1:51 Is that boxxy?

[Jokerhamil]

Jesus Christ the way you sneak Boxy into all your videos is freaking me the FUCK out. Scared the shit outta me when she popped up..

[DeezDaDon]

He says "I'ma heat this chicken" and i say "MOTHERFUCKER FREEZE!"

[KittyHippy]

1:52 Boxy is scared

[LulTomIsL33T]

Lmao. What is this actually from?

[timmy841212]

@LulTomIsL33T R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet.

[solidus6989]

OMFG THAT WAS SO DAMN FUNNNYYYY XXXXXDDDDXDXDXDXDX

[MikeBrindle]

she said well wouldnt u want to know how this all began? than i thought to myself.... HELL NOOO!!! im gonna shoot somebody than i shoot one in the air and it got real quite i said somebody start talking than she said ny god, i said SHUT UP!!

[MoonarEclipse]

lolso um

if you pause at 1:50 , really well...

uh

lol

i paused and saw boxxy xD

[timmy841212]

1:30 *Rufus grabbing Chuck* "I'm gonna heat this chicken!" LOL

[Metroid24242]

He says yes i says no He says yes i says no He says yes i says no He says yes i says no He says yes i says no He says yes i says no He says yes i says no He says yes i says no He says yes i says no He says yes i says no

[YourHeadaSplode414]

"I slowly put the gun down

Then I pull my Beretta out"

[ancroth]

@1:52 You see boxxy... The queen...

[WolvenZhael]

@ancroth Zoey is the queen, not Boxxy.

[Mr937595]

i lost

[Maestrojosh87]

Here we are, the four of us, in total cock, me and her. I closed my mouth and swallowed shit, and I said "Ot 'niklat neeb uoy eno eht s'eh em llet annog uoy os?"

LOL

[FBIagentNinja]

TOTAL COCK!

[FBIagentNinja]

I got a million midget going through my mind!

[FBIagentNinja]

And total COCK being me and her. I closed my mouth and swallowed SHIT!

[FBIagentNinja]

I love the cjflo's version of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the closet"

[FBIagentNinja]

I got a million midget!

[booawesomness]

He said "shoot me" & all of a sudden *Pow*!

[rockworm503]

LOL this shoudln't be so funny but it is I can't stop laughing!

[RyvernRaigon]

MUTHA FUCKA FREEZE!!*freezes* xD

[Usinigan]

I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMEBODY.

THEN ONE!

HE SAYS "MISTER WAIT!"

TWO!

HE SAYS "MISTER WAIT!"

THREE!

HE SAYS "Yes." I says "No." He says "Yes." I says "No." He says "Yes." I says-

FOOUROORROOROOOR!!

[Rizzieable]

what is going on inside his dick!.. lol that was the funniest part.. i like totally shittedon my self! lol

[BBoy2020]

R. Kelly sure wants to shoot somebody

[SonicthePenguin25]

"I'mma heat this chicken" I died at that part XD

[TheGLfilms]

sure are alot of midgets in this video

[RussianCommie666]

i love how the 3 hour long music video ends with everyone having aids because of rufus :D

[RedCapKid514438]

The man is a midget!

[Pooptality]

Good sentence mixing.

[Engeldemuerte]

OMG his face at 4:25 is EPIC!!!! XD was also dying every time he just went... damn..... XD

[timmy841212]

"He says no sisuis and no ecsishfes

He flicks his heroagus and gives me the ickish"

I died at that part lmao

[apocalypse123]

If you pause it just right at 1:52, you'll shit brix.

[Lastmanonearth]

@apocalypse123 Oh boxxy. youre everywhere.

[BeeMario27]

no sisuis, and no esishfes.

He flicks his ehraghus, and gives me the ighniph

[RussianCommie666]

lol u must love boxxy u put her in every vid lol i just saw her when he shot rufus

[RussianCommie666]

omg cjflo, your ytp's are the best on youtube.. this one and "bill cosby deepthroats a banana" made me laugh so hard and made me pop a blood vessel in my eye and made me cry blood cuz it was so funny.. im ok tho so dont worry  you are just epic im not exadurating..

[BeeMario27]

0:40

He says yes he says no he says yes he says

OOOWWWOOOOWWWOOOOOWWOOOOO

[eklypse21]

boxxxy's EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!:O

[DaAsianMan666]

i slowly put the gun down

and i pulled my beratta out

"ima gonna shoot somebody"

he says SHOOT ME!!!!!!!

then all of a sudden

POW

{pow}

lol

[DarnLevel]

woo woo woo woo woo woo  dam,

[Xenew08]

He said waitisssssssssssssheeeemannnne­eeeeeeeezzzzzsheeeeemannnaaaaa­ayyyyyyyy

oooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwww

PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reckage121]

XD Ima eat this chickenXXXXXDDDD

[Monster4rmda559]

2:53 hahahah

[KnobberProductions]

this is genius.

[RaggleFraggle2954]

omg boxxy is hott

[DarnLevel]

WHATS GOINGING ON INSIDE HIS! D!CK

[Naruhinaluver15]

he's OBSESSED with guns and midgets isn't he? LOL

[luigifan07]

@Naruhinaluver15 and yes's and no's

[Naruhinaluver15]

@luigifan07 and climaxing

[KaneWrestlingFan999]

LOOK REAL CLOSE AT 1:52, U CAN SEE BOXXY.

[TheTofuGod]

@KaneWrestlingFan999 fucking scary as shit

[ilovefall08]

" i talk to myself and say HELL NO im gonna shoot somebody! IN THE AAAAHASS*BANG!AHAH!* "

LOL!!!

[Bluetailvappy]

He says yes, I say no, he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says

FOOOOUUURRRROOOUUUURRRROOOOUUU­RRR

[Shreeves16]

I swear on my mothers life that if I ever get pulled over, I will tell the cop "Oh my goodness I'm about to climax!".

This is one of the best poops I've ever seen. This is like the fourth time I've watched it.

[jimmycrackcorngch]

0:44 +h3 g1rl 1n +h3 bak 1s fuk1n fr3ak1n 0u+!

[Homepie]

A total of five Berettas pulled

[killem89]

" and the he said Ima eat this chicken " lmao

[DynastyEmpire]

i said i gotta get out this house

he says not until i reveal my penis

[techn9nepwns12]

what is going on inside his dick

[racosphinx]

I lol'ed really hard when he said "damn" in the car, dunno why.

[SUTOruin]

what in the fuck

[shinphatman]

CLASSIC! YOU DID THAT!

[LatinMafia64]

And then it got real quiet I said "Somebody start talking".

Then she said "My go..."

I say "Shut up"

Then i say "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word!" xD

[willz1804]

I slowly put the gun down, THEN I PULLED MY BERETTA OUT! LMMFAO!

[dolfsvlog]

fuckin ending was legendary

[Ynot707]

THE MAN IS A MIDGET!!!

[TheFurChannel]

1:52 what the heck o.o

[dolfsvlog]

OMG BOXXY IN THE GUN BLAST D:

[733kira]

how come this only has 10782 views it needs at least a million

[LEGOSHALEpielol]

HesaysyesHesaysnoHesaysyesHesa­ysnoHesaysyesHesaysnoHesaysyes­HesaysnoHesaysyesHesaysnoHesay­snoHesaysnoHesaysnoHesaysno

[timmy841212]

Even in the real thing, he was obsessed with that damn gun. LOL

[timmy841212]

LMAO!!!!

[ghost4doom]

3:14 to 3:22 rofl!!

[shadowboyt]

oh my goodness... i think this video made me cliamax.

[DJcatpubes]

then i pull out my bereta

[MrGlibble]

Absolute genious. I've had many many lulz from this ytp. I think I speak for all of us when I say:

Lmfao.

[aman692]

i say yes he ses no i say yes he ses no i say no he ses yes

[Ninaskyblue]

FUNNIEST POOP I'VE SEEN TODAY!!!

[BlightedSkiez]

he flicks his hearogus and then gives me the ickish

[sitarattapea]

"well...heeere we are,4 of us...in toootal COCK,me and her..." XD

[Apoopalypse]

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo­OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo­OoOoOoOoOoh

"dam."

[halotraillers]

@Apoopalypse Then I said: Officer, let me explain please, you see for the truth the matter is, oh my goodness I'm about to climax.

[sitarattapea]

O mah gawd,the driving part was priceless x3

[sitarattapea]

WUuuUUWuuUUUUuuWUuuuUUUUWUUuuU­UuuUU!

[ahr2nd]

and he flicks his hearogus

[jit0ru]

... And then he says, "Imma eat dis chiken"

[windxtravelerx]

...Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says: "The man is a MIDGET..."

He looks at me and says: "Baby, go deeper please..." - I says no, he says yes, i says no, he says yes...

[zombiemonster]

Rufus said, Chuck please you son of a bitch, go to hell

[IAMSUPERCRASH]

He walks up to the closet

I pull out my Dick

ಠωಠ

[xXpoisonwasthecureXx]

Say what's on yo miiiiind!

HE SED WENNAHIZABODYYDOBAZIHANNEW!

yeeeiiiiiiiiii!!!!

fone-fone-fone.....

[TheM2CarbineRifleman]

Then I said HELL NO

[SuperWhatshisface]

LOL! how the fuck did i come across this awesome video XD

[silveruke88]

THIS IS HALARIOUS!

GREAT VIDEO

[yoshu2]

didnt you make a second one of this cj?

[mourad505]

3:25-3:29

I-Phone!

[setonai]

Do I smell a Boxxy in this video?? XC

[Matt72Z]

FOARARARARARAR!!!!

[UnsungHero925]

A midget? They still have those?

[Hal20062b]

2:39 says My Go--Said Shut Up

[CouchPotato26]

The last two minutes of this makes me shit my pants every single time.