i have "McPorno" in my side bar thingy and what i dont get is why fluffy makes a whole lot of vids about sex and or porn and hes always sitting in the same armchair.i mean kinda makes u think.
I don't know if you can beleave me but i've actually seen man having sex with a woman.. :P I've heard some stories that it is possible :D Whats wrong with people these days...
you remind me of jay off of jay and silent bob when you have no voice......but i hopes you get better...even though i no you already are..cause this is from like almost 2 years ago..but still.....my sympathy!!!!
when you talk with no voice you always (to me) sound like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob! You should take your blond wig straighten it out and put your skull cap on over it and pretend to be Jay on no voice days.
By the way, Fluffee isn't that short, hes a lot taller than you think. About a good 6" feet. And i bet you that seal was getting horny with the penguin, it was probably like:
Oh, ya, take it like a little bitch. C'mon dick shove it in that small hole. No, I'm not sick., I'm just giving out my opinion okay.
You may already know now, the vid and comment are both old, but his name is Alan, or Allen, I forgot how he spells it, and I forgot his last name, but it also wouldn't be very nice to give the last name anyway. :)
You're talking about her not getting any? YOUR FUCKING NAME IS XBOXLIVESPARTAN, how fucking stupid is that? Don't be trollin on shit if you're just going to make yourself look stupid you fucking dumb fuck! Leave the chick alone or maybe you're just to pissed and jealous cuz she isn't hitting on you, you fucking idiot you , jealous bitch. Go suck a cock you faggot spartan. See, I can cuss too. Have fun with your life.
Keep your dumbass comments to yourself, hell for all we know, you could be a fucking 400lb douche bag who just sits at home ad plays halo all damn day long, it's kinda funny too, but oh well, instead of flaming people on the INTERNET, go flame people in the real world, but you'd have to get out of your parents basement....dunno if that's possible ^^
My duck raped my chicken because we had 4 male ducks and only 3 females. I guess he was lonely. But I ran over and scared the duck off the hen. I thought she was dead but she was only shocked.
do you think that penguins ever get jealous at the birds that can fly? if i were a penguin, a seal trying to rape me would just send me over the edge for sure.
It wouldn't be possible for them to get pregnant. The genetics and DNA and all that crap is too off. Polar bears and brown bears can be successfully interbred without any significant genetic mutations because of the similarity in the DNA strands.
Omg now now animals are raping 2 what the fuck is wrong with this world i wanne die and go to hell or heaven (i hope heaven but i know im going 2 hell)
and the seal dint call back.... :(
albanmaster 1 month ago
some penguins can actually fly (:
iLoVeEMINEM329 1 month ago
When I saw the word Seal I thought he was referring to the band lol lame vid. :/ disappointment fluffee.... Disappointment...
thatonechick691 1 month ago
it needs some weed
tehrealnerfuzi 2 months ago
damn nature , u scary
YellowFellow310 2 months ago 3
i have "McPorno" in my side bar thingy and what i dont get is why fluffy makes a whole lot of vids about sex and or porn and hes always sitting in the same armchair.i mean kinda makes u think.
EpicPandaBear1 2 months ago
A penguin should have sex with a falcon... then the flying will BEGIN!!!
ThunderousDuck 2 months ago
Hey fluffy got minecraft?
TheRealPyramid 2 months ago
a seal did what ooooooo i wonder if theres a vid damb
athenaswar 3 months ago
lol
ImaBearXD 3 months ago
you seemed oddly gentle and considerate here. it was nice
yamileth650 3 months ago
Seal's crossbreeding with a penguins hmm mabey that's how fred was born
DarkAngleOfAsh 3 months ago
dude ur videos rock even if you wisper
legoincplx4x5 3 months ago
>.<
Didn't want to see that.
duckypcgirl 3 months ago
Damn Nature you Scarey
CPShawnabear 4 months ago
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dang nature, you scary!!!
timmyisthefly 4 months ago
i think it was eating the penguin
MegaRockstar41 4 months ago
When I read the title, i thought it was the singer Seal
Pop2922 4 months ago
This seriously made me laugh out loud... The pictures are...hilarious. xD
Iamfemaleandihavacok 5 months ago
I wanna hear you whisper ;)
dedicatedsleuth 5 months ago 4
Aw, idk why but u sound so cute when ur voice is all quiet-like <3
ChantelleBritney 6 months ago 26
Not the seal I was thinking of
MrTurquoiseturtle 6 months ago
today i saw two gesse have sex and the park was full of people and all we heard was noise from the gesse so everyone went to watch the two gesse hump
TheGoldenjman 8 months ago in playlist fluffy talks
@TheGoldenjman Don't you mean... geese?
SickTwistedQueen 5 months ago
so did you find you voice HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! naw just kindding you videos are fuc#ing awesome. keep it up
MrAwesomeness2011 8 months ago
@MrAwesomeness2011 haha what, you cant say fuck?
TigglesLuvsNomNoms 5 months ago
u sound like a cast member of blair witch
mrkoolman23 9 months ago
i seen a dog have sex witha cat it blew my mind......
radicalronin 9 months ago
It would be like a fatter, hairyer penguin, that still cant fly....
camiharris32 10 months ago
that's what everyone does when the see a raping, take pictures!!!
beatlesrock188 10 months ago
u did not lose ur voice!
GodsFaithfulChild 10 months ago
u did not lose ur voice!
GodsFaithfulChild 10 months ago
Once i saw a Ant doin a lizard!
AtTaCkOfThErEtArDs17 11 months ago
and pretty much rape it lol
Crip420211 11 months ago
poor penguin
AlexThePopsicle 11 months ago
when i heard seal, i was thinkin like a navy seal. lol
that would be strange...
ciel0bleu23 1 year ago 47
i think my head esploded
Kaibira 1 year ago
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Wanna See Somthing Funny lolol look at my video go to part 2 though part 1 is boring = / The video is called 2Drinks 2Guys
OveckinTheGreatEight 1 year ago
The seal was smiling :)
Imakeitcool15 1 year ago
spoooning LOL
ollyovwf1bruv 1 year ago
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NicksNews1930 1 year ago
Maybe their baby would look something like. I don't know, happy feet?
SuperAshlie95 1 year ago 3
Ive seen a foggie try to fuck a lizard :C
jessi46227 1 year ago
It'd just be a fatter hairier penguin......that still can't fly
TheChipmunkschipette 1 year ago
ugh im alittle disturbed
beesali95 1 year ago
i like his voice like that its almost as deep as my voice and im 13
angelofdeath251 1 year ago
lol ur voice is funny
metalsonic1231 1 year ago
@FluffeeTalks which video did you include the story?
coolermah 1 year ago
I have ur voice i bought in on ebay...
twilightstar302 1 year ago 4
u look high as hell
kokiddyrazorman 1 year ago
ahahaha spooning , fluffee i love you
ollyovwf1bruv 1 year ago
poor pingie :c
lenivech 1 year ago
penguins CAN fly. It's just that nobody has seen it so far :-)
bildibik 1 year ago
Some sick fucker will download those pictures and toss of to it
emoguy372 1 year ago 4
you voice is perfect for this video! haah is sounds mutch funnyer
FredFredBurger234 1 year ago
how do you know the seal didnt want the penguin to live so it jumped ontop of it to smother it then it got tired of tryig then fell asleep trying
FredFan2961 1 year ago 2
I saw the picture and the seal was like " Whos your daddy?" Its so freaking funny
supermanuman95 1 year ago 2
"It'l just be fatter, hairier, and it still can't fly"
LOL
MsFavorited 1 year ago
wow umm oookk then
ThePandemic95 1 year ago
...O_o...
ShadowBlade448 1 year ago 2
lol
emodeathreaper 1 year ago
Wait.. where was the penguins head???
Pikachu860 1 year ago
Now i have to go kill 117 douches!
mrslimshady81 1 year ago
Seal + Penguin = Senguil
lolluspingus 1 year ago
I don't know if you can beleave me but i've actually seen man having sex with a woman.. :P I've heard some stories that it is possible :D Whats wrong with people these days...
VAKLAV69 1 year ago
youtubers make videos for fun dum shits
GotWhoop 1 year ago
are u sure u werent just baked XD
AnimeM4sta 1 year ago
wher'd ur voice run too?
thecyberpunkten 1 year ago
once i saw a horse have sex with a woman and a man have sex with a dog...im serious...im not lieing!
LoveSasuHina 1 year ago
@LoveSasuHina That stuff is so illegal! Those poor animals.
TerribleJinxx 1 year ago
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Fluffee, GET A FUCKING JOB
fxtnplstcs 1 year ago
Fluffee, GET A FUCKING JOB
fxtnplstcs 1 year ago
@fxtnplstcs maybe he does have a job and this is what he does in his spare time. The real question is....
DO YOU HAVE A JOB?!
TerribleJinxx 1 year ago
he kinda just sounds like a creeper hahahaha he sounds like one of those guys who stands outside your window and watches you change at night
yoyobaby666 1 year ago
ive seen a dog have sex with a cat
mmapp80 1 year ago
it will be a peal than
cupcake547331 1 year ago
Omg i just saw u on tv!!!
Fabnosity 1 year ago
@1longshot1000 how the hell was it amazing lol
superchristineful 1 year ago
I lost my voice like last week coud not even talk like u do right now , xD and It sucked .
Triffend 1 year ago
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Hey, FLuffeeTalks! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!
Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)
Eye2EyeIIIV 1 year ago
haha they still cant fly!! lol
kaylabell58 1 year ago
i thought seals ate penguins?
proudmexican111 1 year ago
@proudmexican111
lepord seals do but that just looks like a fur seal or somthing...
ZACY29 1 year ago
@proudmexican111 no thats sea lions. remember hapy feet?
ellanaism 1 year ago
itd be a NARWHAL
godofguitar98 1 year ago 4
poor penguin
issaclover56 1 year ago
LOL. rape! D=
JisatsuKing14 2 years ago
ive seen a rat have sex witha squirrel and i must say it was AMAZING!
1longshot1000 2 years ago 204
@1longshot1000 ha that made my day
BADSTICKSTUDIOZ 1 year ago
@1longshot1000 That's nothing, My dog humps my cat all the time, It gets gross after a while.
ThePokeFan21 1 year ago
@1longshot1000 did rat suck the squirrels nuts,
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago
@1longshot1000 ive seen a dog ATTEMPT to rape a cat......disgusting, the cat nearly killed it, the dog was a chiauau
Kicks2094 3 months ago
you remind me of jay off of jay and silent bob when you have no voice......but i hopes you get better...even though i no you already are..cause this is from like almost 2 years ago..but still.....my sympathy!!!!
ConverseJoker 2 years ago 2
when you talk with no voice you always (to me) sound like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob! You should take your blond wig straighten it out and put your skull cap on over it and pretend to be Jay on no voice days.
AnbuIce 2 years ago
By the way, Fluffee isn't that short, hes a lot taller than you think. About a good 6" feet. And i bet you that seal was getting horny with the penguin, it was probably like:
Oh, ya, take it like a little bitch. C'mon dick shove it in that small hole. No, I'm not sick., I'm just giving out my opinion okay.
Rinaldster92 2 years ago
hes 5''10
29081971d 2 years ago
nice and short...just like FLUFFEE!!!!!
ZOMBIEBLOOD20 2 years ago 2
i like that balls video!!!
linkinpawkrules 2 years ago
whispering is harsher on ur voice then talking normal btw
xLastLegendx 2 years ago
you have amazing teeth str8 up
khyree1688 2 years ago
CORNHOLE THAT ASS
EricOfBodomMan 2 years ago
im so frickin' afraid of chinstrap penguins!! omg!! great job!!
Lolmonkeyinla 2 years ago
WTF =))
BboyUBP 2 years ago
lol a seling
MrJerajera 2 years ago 3
so cute :) and aww poor fluffee lost his voice :( you still sound cute haha ... btw whats your real name?
akiraxnara 2 years ago 3
@akiraxnara
You may already know now, the vid and comment are both old, but his name is Alan, or Allen, I forgot how he spells it, and I forgot his last name, but it also wouldn't be very nice to give the last name anyway. :)
Thegamerguy101 2 years ago
@akiraxnara
STOP HITTING ON GUYS OVER THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU ARE A 400 POUND FAT BITCH WHO CANT GET NONE!!!!
XboxLiveSpartan001 2 years ago
@XboxLiveSpartan001
You're talking about her not getting any? YOUR FUCKING NAME IS XBOXLIVESPARTAN, how fucking stupid is that? Don't be trollin on shit if you're just going to make yourself look stupid you fucking dumb fuck! Leave the chick alone or maybe you're just to pissed and jealous cuz she isn't hitting on you, you fucking idiot you , jealous bitch. Go suck a cock you faggot spartan. See, I can cuss too. Have fun with your life.
jedimaste2111 2 years ago
@jedimaste2111
oh yeah my name on youtube really has anything to do with that....
oh and i wasnt trolling... not my fault shes fat
XboxLiveSpartan001 2 years ago
Keep your dumbass comments to yourself, hell for all we know, you could be a fucking 400lb douche bag who just sits at home ad plays halo all damn day long, it's kinda funny too, but oh well, instead of flaming people on the INTERNET, go flame people in the real world, but you'd have to get out of your parents basement....dunno if that's possible ^^
jedimaste2111 2 years ago
@jedimaste2111
wtf?
XboxLiveSpartan001 2 years ago
If you lose your voice you shouldnt whisper lol
GrayDreadBand 2 years ago 4
lmao
CrazyCracka6900 2 years ago
i love ur teeth too
MyAzazaz09 2 years ago 127
lol i love your teeth
Silversparta 2 years ago
hHAHHAHHA the pic was great
jackl45 2 years ago 2
Did you know that i love youuuu!!!(:
Kaylibopp 2 years ago
lol you sound like steve o
XxDamianCJxX 2 years ago 3
godtac=catdog
DARKSPARTEN119 2 years ago
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You have big teeth. haha they look crammed into ur mouth
Samanthac24 2 years ago
hmmm, I wonder what Heidi Klum's comment was to that adultery... oh, no, you mean it's... an actual seal... *blush*
bildibik 2 years ago
WOOOOOOO u shald have ur own bleeping tv show!!!
bloo668 2 years ago
Poor Penguin. xD
Rocksoccer123 2 years ago
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dude i kno where ur voice went its in ur bong u got high too mutch
thesuperstoner420420 2 years ago
hahaha
AlmoshT 2 years ago
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Nice and short like my penis! Ha you got owned... wait
IEatLeetMeat 2 years ago
NO CATDOG
XweezerXproductionsX 2 years ago
cotdag
BazzTheBoss 2 years ago
WTF IS A COTDAG
2pac4life400 2 years ago
DOG+CAT=DAT
shadowsta9 2 years ago
ur voice isnt that bad my m8 lost his voice in school and he couldent speak att all and even the teachers were makein fun of him....good times
iisbored2 2 years ago
THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
unknowncandyblahj 2 years ago 4
flyers suck go leafs
56guyfire 2 years ago
wtf a pet penguin? that fuckin messed up
xXxSuperDOOPERxXx 2 years ago
man i have a pet penguin.........so many nightmares!
TheTriggerhappy00 2 years ago 4
wtf
JoEiScOoL24 2 years ago
KEEP THE SEALS AWAY
DegreesX 2 years ago
I hope u feel better soon
(ur probably already better)
11Neji11Hyuga11 2 years ago
lol ur voice being bad really seems to make it less funny :/ lol
sappy0wz 2 years ago
Damn... Next time you see a seal - shoot first and ask questions later! Those fuckin bastards have only one thing on their mind XD
ReasonAndPurpose 2 years ago
Well who names a team after abird that can't fly? Pens Suck! Go Flyers
flyersfan345 2 years ago
i had to listen to my teacher whisper for almost a week cuz she lost her voice
quintomiglialuvr 2 years ago
poor peguin WHHHHYYYYY
twintwinkle14 2 years ago
lol.
My duck raped my chicken because we had 4 male ducks and only 3 females. I guess he was lonely. But I ran over and scared the duck off the hen. I thought she was dead but she was only shocked.
skyebabybaby 2 years ago 4
lol the hen probably liked it
Dvashly 2 years ago
LOL
flyersfan345 2 years ago
such a beautiful thing mother nature is
LOL youre amazingg
PinkSunglassesx0 2 years ago
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IM COMING :O!!
*masterbating 2 pic's*
WeIrDo21310 2 years ago
lol
KuroiTehLycan 2 years ago
I thought on the singer!! xDDDDDD
ikemkrueger 2 years ago
Poor Penguin :'(
DazManianDevil101 2 years ago
this is better than the CBS news.
GuyanaGirl00 2 years ago 47
I adore your voice. It doesn't sound canadian, but really laidback. I wish I had a voice like that. That would just be awesome!
waterasengan 2 years ago
I actually love this dude cause he has so much videos! He uploads them so often! AWESOME MAN!
bengaliballa 2 years ago
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this is sexy tube teens new channel..
and ur nose got bigger!! jew.
xdarkdayx6 2 years ago
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...why do people quote things that people said in the video....we all herd what they said, theres no need to say it again
softballlchick69 2 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa becuase to tell people whant to tall u wat they though was funny ...and people just funking want to
goodytoshew 2 years ago
well...thats great they thought it was funny, but theres no need to say it again
softballlchick69 2 years ago
Ahahaa, Fatter,Harrier Penguin.....That STILL cant fly:DDD
XxXRoCk121XxX 2 years ago
We all heard it, bro. No need to quote it.
Deborgtuna 2 years ago
omg we need to find it lol
superally45 2 years ago
all i have to say is this....
lolzalot666 2 years ago
I feel bad for that penguin :(
SunshineOnCrazyRed19 2 years ago 4
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I'm suprised the seal fucked a pengiun in an attempt to get laid, fucking sicko.
Scarfy397 2 years ago
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im not going to reply to those two pictures
insaneaceprodutions 2 years ago
do you think that penguins ever get jealous at the birds that can fly? if i were a penguin, a seal trying to rape me would just send me over the edge for sure.
Extremeski475 2 years ago 8
lol the picture of them doing it was like norbit and raspotia
waltmomo 2 years ago 3
small spak
JoeHartTrevor 2 years ago
yeah it wouldnt be that bad.... :/
MrKhody 2 years ago
We'd have a new breed of Platypus if things worked out.
EdgeCrusnik 2 years ago 3
WHAT THE HELLLLL!!!!!! hahahahaha
ohyadatsfosho 2 years ago
first people now seals? the world is fucked itself up!
SforeverS 2 years ago
A penguin Seal baby would be insanely cute
Midna333 2 years ago 2
... or a mutated freak... You never know.
tousseshi 2 years ago
or insanely ugly. could be a bad mix.
Sucroseify 2 years ago
poor penguin lol.
heibnat1 2 years ago
It wouldn't be possible for them to get pregnant. The genetics and DNA and all that crap is too off. Polar bears and brown bears can be successfully interbred without any significant genetic mutations because of the similarity in the DNA strands.
I have no idea what I just said.
ProDreamer3 2 years ago 2
Lol
r0meyrome 2 years ago
aww poor dude.... the pics were hilarious
cavegoat13 2 years ago
Omg now now animals are raping 2 what the fuck is wrong with this world i wanne die and go to hell or heaven (i hope heaven but i know im going 2 hell)
zendiZENDIZENDI 2 years ago
im a christian and in the bible it says"all people eventually go to heaven" unless they show no remorse for their sin
smg38 2 years ago
Well im a muslim and you know how hardcore our rules are and i have breaking almost every singel of them so im going to hell :(
zendiZENDIZENDI 2 years ago