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  • Mr. Larson is my second favourite character in this movie after Happy. He is just so freaking awesome.

  • FAVORITE scene in the movie!

  • 8 people can count on Mr. Larson, waiting for them in the parking lot.

  • Tony Robbins hungry! :P

  • @oneprizeonegoal haha I know right, my father is even taller than Richard Kiel.

  • Shooter started looking for Roger Moore after that scene.

  • Shooter made this movie. Funniest line was when he goes "Yeah, everyone seems to be comin round" Hard to explain why it's funny

  • Mr. Larson could kick chuck norris' ass.

  • Mr. Larson looks like my grandpa

  • I REALLY KNOW THE GUY IN THE ORANGE MY UNCLE KNOWS HIM I GOT A AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF HIM IN THAT SHIRT FROM THE MOVIE.

  • 8 people can't count

  • 8 ppl should wait in the parking lot

  • thats 2 thus far shooter

  • If only Shooter had an RCP90 and paintball mode enabled, he could defeat him.

  • Its Jaws from 007

  • watch out Shooter, Jaws is gonna get you!

  • Why would you insult a guy that size?

  • Christopher M is awesome.... remember how he played the horrendous husband, Darryl in Thelma and Louise!?

  • Hahahaha.

  • goldeneye aztec level

  • @swingdocta Yeah, he's a lot scarier in that!

  • "Guns don't kill people I kill people"

  • best scene in the movie

  • Richard Kiel.

  • (Shooter hits the ball that was on Mr. Larson's foot)

    Larson- That's two thus far, Shooter.

    Shooter- Oh, you can count, good for you.

    Larson- And you can count, on me waiting for you in the parking lot!

    Crowd- Whoa!

    LMAO! LOVE THIS MOVIE

  • Jaws just fucked up Shooter.

  • 7 people avoid parking lots

  • ...and in real life. Richard Kiel is one of the nicest gentlemen you will ever meet.

  • @TheRealJamDawg Exactly. Met him in Fresno, CA (he lives about an hour away) doing some spots for a local car lot. Couldn't have been more awesome to be around.

  • Of all the people to not wanna be threatened by, this could have only been funnier if he still had the nail stuck in his head.

  • 7 People have people waiting for them in the parking lot !

  • HE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY DAD HOW SCARY!

  • Hahah wtF? 

  • "run shooter run for your life" the end of video... hehehe

  • 7 people got fucked up by the big guy

  • Its Reese from Silver Streak!!

  • If only he had his metal teeth...

  • Was that the really strong weightlifter in the original The Longest Yard?

  • @MrOzzyboy321 it was indeed :)

  • @MrOzzyboy321 Yup...

  • @MrOzzyboy321 Yes

  • You don't screw with Jaws.... XD

  • I love the look on Shooter's face when JAWS says he'll meet him in the parking lot...either he is terrified or needs a change of underwear!

  • Shooter can count on "Jaws" from the James Bond movie giving him the ultimate ass-whooping of his lifetime!

  • 7 people & more in the near future could count on Jaws waiting for them on the parking lot......

  • 0.07 press 4 for richard to say "you c***"

  • Shooter McGavin is easily one of the best villains in movie history. It really is a testament to Christopher McDonald's acting. The man hasn't gotten nearly as much recognition as he deserves.

  • @PoetsLight I think so, if you like his acting you should have a look into a quite new TV show called Harry's Law, good show and he's good in this.

    "your just RUDE! it's going to be on your tombstone, here lies..., he was rude" =P

  • @PoetsLight

    Whenever a movie needs someone to play an incredible douchebag , C.M. will be there.

  • @leeharveyosmosis I feel the same way about Chris Cooper...Him and Chris McDonald are such awesome actors....they both deserve more credit than they get.

  • @ScottACNohea

    Very true,

    You cast mcdonald for cowardly yuppie assholes

    You cast chris cooper for wife beating, racist, alcoholic assholes.

  • @PoetsLight He was great in Dirty Work too.

  • i love this movie why it makes me laugh a lot when i watch it

  • I love the way Jaws talks

  • i guess 7 people don`t wan`t Shooter waiting in the parking lot for Mr. Larson

  • that guy was in the longest yard, the good one

  • hoot hoot at 0:11

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooh :D

  • keep pressing 6 for "fuck you all" and keep pressing 8 for shooter to dance!! XD

  • Run Shooter, run for your life!

    XD

  • Hey shooter, haven't you forgotten your 9 iron

  • haha 3 then 5

    

  • press 3 then 5

    lawl

  • press 3 then 5

  • Press 8 and Shooter will do a little dance for you

  • Kiel,best thing in the movie...was also on The Monkees,Gilligan's Island,Twilight Zone and I Dream of Jeannie.

  • 3 people dont know how to count, 2 people met him in the parking lot, 1 ran away

  • Word to the wise, don't insult a dude who is 6 foot 7, weighs 320 pounds, and may or may not be Jaws.

  • @SAOrules He's actually 7'2" ! He's a monster

  • @AmericanThunder I know! I just read that he was 7'2" at his prime! i have never heard of anyone being that tall!

  • @SAOrules You don't watch Pro-wrestling do you.

  • @SAOrules Watch basketball bro

  • "Run, Shooter! Run for your life, man!"

  • The big man is Richard Kiel, that scary man Jaws in The Spy who loved me and Moonraker.

  • 6 people got threatened by someone like Mr. Larson.

  • best 3 lines of the movie:

    1. And you can count. On me. Waiting for you. In the parking lot. (ooooooooh...)

    2. YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN! (nose of clown is wacked off)

    3.STAY STILL!! (mr. guns-dont-kill-people-i-kill-p­eople dude beating up shooter in the parking lot)

  • @KKSz001 i agree with the first two but number 3 should be i wanted to but i just couldnt do it LOL

  • if a guy made that kind of threat to me and he was huge like that, I think I'd just piss myself right there

  • it's the alien from "To Serve Man" from the Twilight Zone!!

  • Favorite line of the movie.

  • shooter should've seen that as a warning. if he runs off with happy's jacket, his fans will hunt him down and beat his ass. ha-ha-ha! i like that scene.

  • anyone know the big guys name? who would be a kick ass friend lol

  • @karter005 Richard Kiel. he was a james bond bad guy.

  • I believe that's Mr Gilmore's

  • Hahahaha i love the guy in the background "Run Shooter run for your life hahaha"

  • @Schwarze999 look at your grammar, pfff learn to spell before you criticize

  • pause @ :13 - check out the nice cans on the chick behind shooter! Niiiice

  • FUCK!!!!! lol

  • You mess with Jaws, you's a dead man!

  • wow shooter just got pound!

  • one of the most legendary T Shirts ever made

  • awesome!

  • does anyone know thats jaws from moonraker and he also played in silver streak

  • I wish they showed mr larson beating up shooter at the end

  • He seems like a super nice guy in interviews. Hard to imagine considering how f'n scary he seems in this film lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 

  • i love his shirt! "guns don't kill people, I kill people"

  • @CaiqueLover Old people burning, old people burning, put your hands up.

  • @Masseffectawesome Guns don't kill people, nuh uh. I kill people, with guns

  • @CaiqueLover Just like from Jon Lajoie, guns don't kill people, I kill people, with guns.

  • To serve man!

  • its Jaws from james bond

  • @lazypanda1

    Yep. And the Kanamit from "To Serve Man" (Twilight Zone)

  • @lazypanda1 Well done kiddo ;)

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  • It's funny that Shooter gets owned by other people

  • @Halo56691

    haha

  • is that the guy that plays jaws???

  • @vrigash Yes it is!

  • @vrigash awesome

  • 4 people miss the like buttom.

  • richard kiel is awesome

  • "Run, Shooter! Run for your life!"

  • Don't ever fuck with Jaws, or he might be waiting for you in the parking lot.

  • shooter is such a bitch!

  • at the end you can hear someone say "Run, Shooter! Run for you life, man!"

    i love this movie

  • This guy freaking rocks.

  • WHEN I HEARD THAT I SAID HOLY SHIT I GOT SCARED LMAO DAMN HE IS ONE SCARY SON OF A BITCH

  • i love his shirt ' Guns dont kill people, I kill people'

  • Jaws rules.

  • hahah mr larsen is scary

  • "And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot." That's how real men talk.

  • @TakBonez good one! yaA!!!!!!!!!!!!!qwergq3g3t 42T FUCK YOU

  • @TakBonez wow looks like your the first person to ever to come up with that gag

  • @irule1255 lols I can't figure if ur being cereal or sarcastic either way thanx xD

  • @TakBonez yeah a little of both i think

  • @TakBonez 455 people can count, good for them.

  • This was way better than Billy Madiso, which was simply retarded.

  • Shooter's daughter goes to my school!!

  • lmao jaws is so epic. especially when he talks

  • Tony Robbins?

  • is adam sandler in a movie where he is playing golf with someone and he challenges him to a driving contest and the other guy knowing he will win accepts, takes his shot then when it's sandler's shot he turns around and hits the ball into the carpark which then runs down the street?

  • you will not make this put ya jackass. oh wrong clip

  • That's funny shirt

  • JAWS! JAMES BOND FTW!!

  • yeah GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE

  • "Run, Shooter! Run for your life, man!" lol

  • and the crowd goes oooooooooooo!

  • i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

  • @optimoprime u eat shit for breakfast?

  • JAMES BOND FTW!

    the ending scene in moon raker with jaws was awesome.

  • JAWS

    

  • I use this joke all the time haha, can't believe it's on youtube :) awesome.

  • @JuDge118 true

  • run shooter run for your life!

  • he's actually 7'3 ........he's scary!

  • @bundeligafan The Great Khali beats his ass.

  • @stormdumb

    well yeah of cours, this guy is like 70 years old now, great khali is a pro wrestler and he's much younger

  • retarded people aren't allowed to Talk......xD

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  • @R3troguy why do people thumb me up?

  • @R3troguy that sounds gay

  • run shooter run for your life! hahah lmao

  • look at that guy at 11 seconds i think he's gonna kill me

  • i beg to differ happy gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

  • holy shit isn't that the guy who played jaws in moonraker?

  • @LPersBane yes his name is richar kiel i think

  • Funniest Movie Ever !

  • oh yeah, one of the james bond henchmen... "this ball struck my foot"

  • lol Mr. Larson is so eloquent. "That's two thus far," "Don't be alarmed Mr. Gilmore." "I beg to differ, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago."

  • @jmua04 lol yea thats what makes it all the more funny, hes a beastly huge man, but hes actually very gentle, mannerly, and eloquent in speech.

  • Run Shooter Run for your life!

  • that big guy is Teemu Selanne :D

  • @gopstop13

    Got the face, doesn't he?

    unfortunately for Teemu, he ain't that big. Otherwise he'd just walk up to the goalie and make him shit a puck into the net.

  • wheres the "Is this your ball? It struck my foot" scene from the movie??

  • Don't mess with Richard Kiel.

  • @jamdawg Love the part when he says "I'm going to get you Shooter" and beat him down.

  • man thats a big dude

  • isnt that the guy who played "Jaws" in the old 007 movies?

  • @Ninji5 Yep!

  • @BigSilky85 He was also in the Original Longest Yard as Samson. (One of the Cons.)

    Because of his size, usually played space aliens, monsters, villains, etc and in real life, one of the nicest men you'll meet. Roger Moore wrote the Foreward in his bio. Moore talked about how great he was to work with.

  • When Jaws threatens you it's best to run :D

  • no you idiot he says "that's two thus far, shooter"

  • And you can count, on me waiting for you in the parking lot!

  • guns don't kill people, i kill people, hahah

  • That's 2 thus far shooter lmao

  • @jmua04 He says thats 2, thats par shooter.

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