The Prize- Jacob Taylor feat. Princess Jasmine

[UntoTheBreach24]

He was a pretty cool guy, but he lacked a personality beyond drinking and partying.

Garrus and Thane...now THOSE are some sexy bastards.

[YourPaigey]

@UntoTheBreach24 Agreed.

[The12Jacob]

I seriously don't know why this doesn't have over a million views and has not been made into a meme.

[brodiem21]

@The12Jacob you dont make memes fuckface

[The12Jacob]

@brodiem21 Then how do you explain memebase?

[LouisAT444]

These have got to be some of the best youtube comments ever

[TheOGCardboredbox]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA ohhh my goooodddddddd what the hell is this...I love Jacob and this...this is so...BAAHAHAHAA I cannot stop laughing...

[HarryStanfordZoneEnd]

XD the internet is so fucking stupid

[lattask8er]

The Cake's a lie, but the Piesssss!

[pal132]

Going to McDonald's. Heavy risk....... but the FRIIIES

[xpomosoma]

ch00n :D

[endermaryn]

I really liked Jacob. And his voice was sexy!

[CayenneFox]

@endermaryn I really liked Jacob, too. He's totally my bro in game. It's just...I'm just...in love with Garrus. But I do pray he has some chocolate klepto biotic ninja babies with Kasumi. That's my head canon.

[ShadowPhazonv2]

For some reason this reminds of Mark Henry's sexual chocolate titantron. o_O

[Wolfsrain90]

@TheBayStar Boy, that's not offensive at all.

[IamAlwaysRight]

this tune is BOOMING yo

[MightyMartel]

haha the internet is so fucking stupid.

[TexanV1]

If the Normandy SR2 gets destroyed, I wanna name the next ship The Love Boat.

[BattlefieldJoe97]

Who wants a 10 hour version of this?!

[willprentice]

this is almost perfect, I just think the jasmine bit sucks :\

[GARBAGERAC00N]

Make another but without jasmine

[tricksterhuaun]

Jacob=The Shaft from the future

[veldross1]

Getting some popeyes chicken, heavy risk, BUT THE PIIIIEEEES!!!!

[ShOtGuN666ZaN]

30 days ;)

[CrazyGamerFromBrazil]

Thailand Jacob:

Heavy Beans,But The Riiiice

[DarkLegion20]

The remix deserves more views!

[Fragm3nt3d]

lol. this was funny



[xpomosoma]

niiice video :)

[messiha666]

I love to play Dungeon and Dragons...pretty funny... but the DIICCEE

[cloudgirl150]

Sneaking into McDonald's at night...heavy risk...but the friiiiiiess

[WynneL]

I love this, but it's better without Jasmine ruining the fun.

[TheLadyBloodwing]

Oh dear, can't stop laughing...

[iToad30XX]

Raiding a bakery after hours...heavy risk....but the PIIIIEESSS

[lynnkilla317]

@ONEGUY090 What about her camel toe?

[TheBayStar]

Jacob Taylor is the most good-looking African American I have ever seen. Even if he is just virtual!

[Enigmaticdramatic]

damn fappin to this vid sure is a heavy risk, but the priiiiiize...

[aximey]

Tali Zora

could get infected

heavy risk

but the THIIIIIGHS

[Bloodyidit]

goddammit, i cant make any priiiiize jokes cause you guy took em all.

[XDivi]

McDonalds? Heavy risk....but the FRIIIIEESSS

[Stouty666]

Jacob's dad was always away, his childhood was depriiiived

[hanjungondolin]

Become the Science Guy? Heavy Risk.... But the NYYYYYYEEEEESSS

[SqullLeonHeart3]

Getting Miranda's ass...

Heavy risk...

But the SIIIIIZE!

[duivenmelker]

Fucking varren. Heavy risk but the prize.

[DogWed]

Damn it Jacob shut up! Youre making me question my sexuality.

[SinDawg030]

@DogWed Just wait until you see the Old Spice Man. He can make ANYONE flustered . . .

[SinDawg030]

Romancing Tali? Heavy Risk . . . BUT THE THIIIGHS

[SinDawg030]

Playing Rugby? Heavy Risk . . . BUT THE TRYYYYS

[joshp9690]

Somebody answer me this: what the fuck did I just listen to?!

[Aizec300]

Heh,cant wait to see the cheesy line from ME3 :D

Must be Jacob's too

[LCWynter]

Hunting the Wyvern on its own turf? Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiiiiize.

/Dragon Age 2

[Spencer24sony]

Having sex with Miranda Lawson... heavy risk... but the thiiiighs.

Giving a krogan blowjobs... heavy risk.... but the siiiize.

[SHINIGAMI540]

@Spencer24sony XD

[Dexxter011S]

Breaking the combo... heavy risk... but FUCK YOU!

[mysticblade35]

Dessert on Thanksgiving: Heavy risk... but the PIIIIIEEESSSSSS...

[TheChosenVaultWander]

Probing Uranus: Heavy risk..............but the SIIIIZZEE

[NekoHunterx3]

Make joke about the prize

Heavy risk...........but the priiiiiiize

[Protocultist]

The entirety of ME2 has become the equivalent of one all-encompassing meme. I wonder if ME3 will end up doing the same.

[VishapKnight57]

Watching the Fox network? Heavy risk ... but the LIEEEEES.

[eyeam19able]

@VishapKnight57 douche.

[messiha666]

I love playing Team Fortress 2 !

but all those spiiiiieeeessss

[SinDawg030]

Snorting an entire brick of Red Sand in one go? Heavy Risk . . . BUT THE HIIIIGHS

[jaileroflove]

man, i love this fucking video.

[Agoonga]

What did you say, Jacob?

I was lost in your eyyyyyes.

[strongman17]

Someone beat me to that last comment...should have seen it...but the priiiize.

[strongman17]

Eating at McDonalds...heavy risk....but the friiiies.

[Zergboyzzz]

Working for the Council... Heavy pay, but the LIIIEEEESSSS...

[spartanx528]

Joining the empire....heavy risk....but the tiiiiiiiies

[FellDarkpaw]

Can't see talis face...

Heavy risk

But those thighssssssssss

[mikenike245]

haha

[Slingzen]

why is this not a meme yet?

like, it needs to be officialiiiiiiiiiiiiiiized

[Rykanable]

@Slingzen It kinda sorta is actually.

[Tuan12088]

Taking Tali mask off ,heavy risk ...but the PRIZZZZZE !!

[djslapdash]

Smoking weed....heavy risk....but the highs

[matthewOwnz]

Creating the atom bomb....heavy risk....but the POWERSSSS 

[Serpentar9000]

posting stupid coments on Youtube....heavy risk to get banned....but the thumbsupsssss

[LowLeveledPower]

Eating at McDonalds.....heavy risk......but the friesss

[dark7element]

Playing JoJo's Bizzare Adventure. Heavy risk... but the WRRRYYYYYYs

[elstormo]

@dark7element That would be funny if WRYYYY wasn't pronounced WREEEEEE ;)

[OkamiThunder]

Working in a clothing store heavy risk but the dyeeeeeessss

[purplebananafish]

Watching Star Trek?

Heavy risk.....but the Enterpriseeeeeeee

[giantblue]

Enterpriseeeeeee?

[MrJohnny6Jon]

Ordering curry. Heavy risk....but the riiiiiiice..

[slashuur8760]

I would download the DLC for ME2, but the PRIIIIIIIIIICE

[Yeungster23]

Eating at McDonalds. Heavy risk...but the FRIES...

[BearMaster9013]

Getting ready for work... So many TIEZZZZZZZ!

[MorosePose]

Want to eat healthier. Heavy risk.... BUT THE PIIIIIIIIES

[RaifukuMaru]

Having sex with a black crew member. Heavy risk, but the SIZZZZZEEEE

Having sex with aliens. Heavy risk, but the S.T.IIIIIIIIIIZZZZZEEE

[MrSixsa]

Mcdonalds, carbs, heavy risk.... BUT THE FRIEZZZZZZZZZZZ

[jdca34]

why does everyone hate him

[12Metaman]

@jdca34 We don't hate him. He's just the least interesting party member in the game.

[freakyfatdog]

@12Metaman If you are a dude but if you are a female shepard he is funny as hell

[Dirtbag359]

Lol, I'm curious. How did that scene from Aladdin cross your mind when you were putting this together?

[MrShowermonster]

@Dirtbag359

Keyword: PRIIIZE.

[ONEGUY090]

Touching Miranda's ass... heavy risk... but the SIIIIZE

[ToricSanns]

I'm going to try to work this into a conversation with someone who has no idea what I'm talking about.

[GoodRetroGames]

What does it mean? "But the prize!" I don't get it.

[darkyodd]

@GoodRetroGames Hes talking about fem. shepard's lady parts.

[GoodRetroGames]

@darkyodd Yeah, but has he actually ever said it?

[darkyodd]

@GoodRetroGames Yep he does

[MasterStulf]

Can I haz a version without Jasmine? Like pure prize? I want to listen to it before I sleep.

[Riitzni]

Garrus is an alien,

And Thane is too,

Jacob might be a creepy black guy,

But romancing him won't kill you!

[SonicMegaKing]

@Riitzni The only one who has a chance of dying if you romance them is Tali. Unless I'm missing something. Am I?

[Riitzni]

@SonicMegaKing Haha! Well, watch Dr. Solus' advice on a female Shepard dealing with the intricacies of loving a turian. Let's just say in the future some women won't have to worry about doing a certain something a majority don't care for anyway...

[MasterXelcas]

Like helping Liara beat the Shadow Broker... Heavy Risk.. BUT THOSE EYYYYES (and dat ass)

[natedoggcata]

The money in the bank ladder match

heavy risk.....

but the priiiiiiiiize

[InvertedRainbows]

This is my new sexy jam.

[graph180]

Like breaking into a Dutch bakery...heavy risk....but the pieeees.

[abalk10]

Proclaiming Raphael as my favorite ninja turtle.....Heavy risk.....But the saiiiis

[blackswordsman89]

I'm Lieutenant Jacob Taylor and Shepard is my favorite prize on the Normandy.

[dayvancowboy134]

ah yes, "the prriizzeee". A heavy risk allegedly sneaking into the captain's quarters. We have dismissed this claim.

[dracosummoner]

Like yelling at Udina and the Council ... Heavy risk ... but the liiiiiiiies ---- Like eating spicy Asian food ... Heavy risk ... but the Thaiiiiii's ---- Like cheating between games as FemShep ... Heavy risk ... but the guyyyyys ---- Like customizing Shepard's hair color ... Heavy risk ... but the dyyyyyes ---- Like shopping in back alleys on Omega ... Heavy risk ... but the buyyyyys ---- Like sneaking into the captain's quarters "just to talk" ... Heavy risk ... but the GUIIIIISE

[TheLastArchdemon]

@dracosummoner clever

[dracosummoner]

@TheLastArchdemon

Thank you =) I can't take full credit for those, but I had a lot of fun with them.

[Krisshomez]

Eating at McDonald's:

Heavy Risk . . . . But the Friiiies

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Princess Jasmine: I AM NOT A PRIZE TO BE WON!!

Jacob:........ But the priiiiiiize

[Semiblasphemously]

Making a souffle:

Heavy whisk, but the riiiiiiiiise.

Airport security:

Heavy Frisk, but the skiiiiiiies....

[Sansiara]

haha this made me laugh xD

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Mr. Taylor is so FLYYYYYYY

His hands reach up for the SKYYYYYYY

The only thing he wants to RECOGNIIIIIIIIZE

Is nothing, but the PRIIIIIZE

[SwobyJ]

Male Shepard is confirmed to be able to get the Prizeeeee. (woo! finally!)

[acdcgeek]

Deploy the sex-flute for maximum efficiency

[AlexielProductions]

=)) LOL

[LarkinYT]

BUT THE PRIIIZE!!!

[neardeathstar]

15 people came here to talk.

[Windowman12345]

100,000th viewer.

[NuclWareProductions]

Press 2 and enjoy... the priiizee.

[DanielJr]

lmao... well mixed sir, well mixed!

[naierer]

I almost died from laughing :DDDDDDDD

[ubertubered]

Jacob is so fucking creepy, squad member for ME3

[SlipSloop]

@ubertubered don't be mad because he's got that swag

[veldross1]

Gambling at the Belladitel... Heavy risk but the DIIIIIICE, I loaded em

I was gonna get a 3DTV, but tha PRIIIIIICE I'll wait for it to lower like HD.

Shopping at publix, Kind of expensive, but the PIIIIIIEES!

[TheDracopire]

Eating at mcdonalds? heavy risk, but the FRIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[bobobo878]

you should make Conrad Verner doing "Stan" by Eminem

[luckycharmer711]

@bobobo878 We have been working on a Conrad Verner mix. Stay tuned. ;)

[albatross1977]

@luckycharmer711 Verner does want to be like Shepard. Give him the PRIZE.

[TheInsanity43]

@bobobo878 yeah that would make sense and all, though the actual lyrics of "Stan" are messed up, though it is a good song

[kel413]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTRO-

Yo Harbinger ima let u finish but Me, Garrus and Commander Shepard are in the middle of some Calibrations if we stop...Heavy risk but Priiize

[spontaneoussam2]

i know crack is bad for me. but the hiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs

[sheep1242]

Someone should do him signing Heartless by Kanye West...

[Andaril2]

Jessie a love story is hundred times beter but this is awesome

[rennie411]

I might've actually romanced Jacob if he wasn't such a jerk. And if I didn't already love Garrus. ;)

[Sunriseray]

I...just cant stop...... laughing!!! HAHAHAHA!!! ...but the Priiiiiiize! HAHAHA!!!

[flyingfish17]

Went to the Amazon, loved it, but the Fliiies

Then we went to some deep peruvian caves, pretty calm, but the criiies

After all that tried to sneak into the dark brotherhood if not for those damn spiiees

Tried to be subtle in New Orleans, but the Jiiiives.

[Yamauzura10]

Planning on raping you. Heavy Risk.... But the SURPRIIIIIIIISSSSEEE

[megabrowser17]

Ah yes, "The Prize." The highly incredible sexual form of reward allegedly waiting for us in the Commander's Room. We have dis ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Hal0Prodigy]

I wish there was a Jasmine in my life. Forget what she said, she's a priiiizeee

[infections]

Shepard: "Hey Jacob, want some batarian pizza? It's really good!"

Jacob: "Thanks commander. But I don't want to diiiiiiiiiie.."

Shepard: "Oh come on, We kill aliens and save lives for a living and you won't even try some??"

Jacob: "Alright..maybe a sliiiiiiiice"

Shepard: "Hey..Taylor! Please stop talking that way.."

Jacob: "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Shepard: "Just please..."

Jacob: "Alright I'll tryyyyyyyyy"

Shepard: "......."

Jacob: "Byyyyyyyyyyye!"

[chisese]

''The Earth was demolished today...''

''WHAT?''

''Uh, you care about humans?''

''No, but the MIIIIIICE!!''

[TheAussieRocket]

went a mcdonalds the other day, heavy risk, but the friiiiiiesssss!!!!

[JackCoxx]

Keep your eyes on the Priiiiize.



[montmorencydog]

This is brilliant.



[aninsvet]

you should totally do one with Wrex :D

[huaun]

Jacob it's the new Shaft

[Pyrofreak321]

could have ended at 1:02 XD

[Drallwran]

Oh yeah... :D

[RuinHD]

At McDonalds gimme a Bigmac, hold the FRIIIIIES

[Beriorn]

Going to Dune and dodge sandworms? Heavy risk... but the Spiiiiiiiice...

[asklcnvivdf]

Sneaking into Chun Li's quarters.....heavy risk....but the THIIIIIGHS

[AbsoluteDemon]

10/10

[GarrusIsMyHomeBoy]

I swear to god I felt so uncomfortable listening to Jacob's part. I felt like I was about to be violated. And not in a good way, either.

[Kurzykowsko]

BUT THE PRIIIIIZEEEE.

[TooMuchDesignz]

Should i be turned on?

[AriiCandy]

Im sleeping in my cousins room, she's asleep. The first few seconds of this song my lungs were bursting as I suppressed my BAWL. AHAHAHAHHAHA

[320602]

just used this as background music when i was trying to woo my date. she got a good laugh and i got a second date. ;)

thank you jacob for the priiiize.

[elementalistqueen]

lol he's such a sugar-daddy!!

[Numdenu]

1:26

OH SHI--