A scary, enigmatic video game character ... wait, no .. it's ... a severely underpowered yet incredibly expensive car. Just another bloody (vampire pig) pen trick.
As a side note, the hovercraft I hoped I would get was electrically connected to a battery package. I figured I'd rewire it and extend its range, what do you want!?... I was a kid! But what I got was as shown, but what isn't clear in this video is... the hand held battery package, also contains the motor, which turns the propellor in the craft via a mechanical cable... so extend it?... not a chance.
When I was young, I ordered EVERY single one of the items shown except for the bald head, the haunting record, or the legs... no thanks. You should have shown the sea monkeys, those actually worked, they hatched, built a civilization, flying space ships, and weapons of mass destruction... sadly, each package sent out to some kid evolving into that exact same pattern, so wiping themselves out within 2 weeks, leaving only a green glowing ring where their water vase used to be... oh well.
@happybro1 It was the excitement of waiting, running to the mailbox, thinking about getting stuff in the mail and ripping open the package that was more important than what I finally got. I once sent for a submarine that you put an alka seltzer type foaming pellets into and it would 'dive and surface' over and over from that pellet... it DIED after about a week, never to dive and surface on its own again... BUT IT WAS THE BEST TOY EVER! Yeah... kids.
I had the 100-piece Toy Soldier set at 00:23, what a rip-off! I saved my allowance for weeks too. My mom is still uncovering them in her garden, 35 years later!
@FargoMarc "My mom is still uncovering them in her garden, 35 years later!" And everyone of those ...a smirk and a tear in her eye, ya know what I mean?
I've seen and heard the laugh box several times. It does everything you need a portable laugh box to do. I've seen the mystery top once or twice also. It's pretty neat.
i hope this book includes the "magic" weight loss pill that had contained a tapeworm so i guess the pill did work but idk i dont think loosing a few pounds is worth eating a tape worm
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@goneutt Thanks for the view and info. I'm not the author, but I heard the publisher of Mail-Order Mysteries is already looking at a second printing of this book. Kirk's first book on S.S. Adams pranks sold very well for an indie pub.
this is now my favorite book of all time.!! thanks
rabidreels 1 month ago
Where can you buy all that stuff now it's actually pretty cool
moviemaking45 2 months ago
This is book is awesome! I had a great time reading and being nostalgic.
allstar2bein2023 2 months ago 3
A scary, enigmatic video game character ... wait, no .. it's ... a severely underpowered yet incredibly expensive car. Just another bloody (vampire pig) pen trick.
ConejoZing 3 months ago
Sea Monkeys don't wear crowns!!!
knibscratch 3 months ago
I remember some of this stuff in the galleria mall's gag shop, back in the early 90's. LOL
MrFeatheredSerpent 3 months ago
bag full of laughs... burn it with fire
snoopy210190 3 months ago
wait..do they actually send you the "items?"
happybro1 3 months ago
You know I love this sort of thing
Great Video Trailer
God Bless
videomoviedvd 3 months ago
As a side note, the hovercraft I hoped I would get was electrically connected to a battery package. I figured I'd rewire it and extend its range, what do you want!?... I was a kid! But what I got was as shown, but what isn't clear in this video is... the hand held battery package, also contains the motor, which turns the propellor in the craft via a mechanical cable... so extend it?... not a chance.
doceigen 3 months ago
When I was young, I ordered EVERY single one of the items shown except for the bald head, the haunting record, or the legs... no thanks. You should have shown the sea monkeys, those actually worked, they hatched, built a civilization, flying space ships, and weapons of mass destruction... sadly, each package sent out to some kid evolving into that exact same pattern, so wiping themselves out within 2 weeks, leaving only a green glowing ring where their water vase used to be... oh well.
doceigen 3 months ago
@doceigen did you get like ripped off every time? >:D and have no money left lol,
happybro1 3 months ago
@happybro1 It was the excitement of waiting, running to the mailbox, thinking about getting stuff in the mail and ripping open the package that was more important than what I finally got. I once sent for a submarine that you put an alka seltzer type foaming pellets into and it would 'dive and surface' over and over from that pellet... it DIED after about a week, never to dive and surface on its own again... BUT IT WAS THE BEST TOY EVER! Yeah... kids.
doceigen 3 months ago
@doceigen I remember having that as well!
Tenguzame99 3 months ago
Glow in the dark cover? Yeah, probably created by nuclear waste.
MatticusNicholas 3 months ago
I had the 100-piece Toy Soldier set at 00:23, what a rip-off! I saved my allowance for weeks too. My mom is still uncovering them in her garden, 35 years later!
FargoMarc 3 months ago
@FargoMarc "My mom is still uncovering them in her garden, 35 years later!" And everyone of those ...a smirk and a tear in her eye, ya know what I mean?
doceigen 3 months ago
@doceigen Yep, she occasionally will send me a few... :-)
FargoMarc 3 months ago
Did you really think you were going to get a hover craft you could ride in for 5 bucks?
drsta84 3 months ago
LMFAO!! I am rolling right now!
KyngMegz 3 months ago
i bought the xray glasses. lol. stupid me. must get your book, i love this stuff!!
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ihatebrice 3 months ago
what about the radio watch?
matthewdickinson78 3 months ago
1:46 ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
gpc510 3 months ago
close enough?
AdventuresOfMinty 3 months ago
I mail-ordered a Chinese bride....they sent me a young Phillipino boy
neversaydie394 3 months ago 4
you can get an awesome murder threat record!I want one.
blaketheawesomedude 3 months ago
the hovercraft was actually pretty cool.
shafta99 3 months ago
"each of you will die one by one" lol of course they will
b4ra2 3 months ago
gimme sea monkeys!
ratbaztid 3 months ago 2
This was a good video I forgot I was on YouTube..
fishrcoolturtles2 3 months ago
this is the 20th time i watched this video :3
linkswords10 3 months ago
O_O So true :o
LordDivided 3 months ago
wow
Sadie123456789abc 3 months ago
what about the submarine with the periscope.
captmoonbeam 3 months ago 6
@captmoonbeam It's in the book!
kidkosmic 3 months ago 2
@captmoonbeam exactly!! I wanted one of those so bad and daydreamed about playing in my backyard in it...was never meant to be i guess....
Bassmanwcm 3 months ago
Wonderful Video-clip!!!!
myndae 3 months ago
I normally never read books, but i think this one would be fun to read :)
AstroKedde 3 months ago
will I be able to buy it on iTunes?
IzzeVenom 3 months ago
This honestly looks like a cool book!
UnboxTechnology 3 months ago
like
kgedelian2000 3 months ago
dude that laugh in the middle of the video is so annoying
RootSuitMan 3 months ago
i want that voice thrower WHERE CAN U GET ONE
xllDinoman21llx 3 months ago
@xllDinoman21llx sammee broo
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Quicksplint 3 months ago
I've seen and heard the laugh box several times. It does everything you need a portable laugh box to do. I've seen the mystery top once or twice also. It's pretty neat.
mranenome 3 months ago
1:07 i dont know about you but i will be ok with that.
mrhungry4vids 3 months ago
the hovercraft was probably the best toy
pinkiepie32 3 months ago
A "glow in the dark book cover"?!! Honest and for true?
eluap 3 months ago 12
@eluap The cover really does glow in the dark!
kidkosmic 3 months ago 9
i hope this book includes the "magic" weight loss pill that had contained a tapeworm so i guess the pill did work but idk i dont think loosing a few pounds is worth eating a tape worm
camillerules90210 3 months ago
täällä suomessakin katsotaan tätä!!!!!
Marika584 3 months ago
I am a bird.
Kristal123123 3 months ago
lol cool
groundbeef98 3 months ago
what if i order the book and its not what i expected?
Karabinato 3 months ago 35
@Karabinato Not knowing is part of the fun!
kidkosmic 3 months ago 23
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JesusPaid4You 3 months ago
wtf? XD
MsDeidara1994 3 months ago
Thank you captain obvious, saving the world from things we already know.
paleryder22 3 months ago
some where in diary of a wimpy kid lol
TheFunnyJohn 3 months ago
lol
InsanityOnABunExtras 3 months ago
I liked the hovercraft...
ElforTheLandstander 3 months ago
lol I actually want a few of those XD
WandaYue 3 months ago 52
Ah! That's the book that I wanted!
yourleaderDrChaos 4 months ago
Can't wait…already pre-ordered it on Amazon!
CartoonSNAP 4 months ago
The "ventrillo voice thrower" is a Swazzel, an essential piece of equipment for a Professor of Punch and Judy.
As an Amazon Marketplace Dealer, I hope you didn't get your hopes up too high. This type of novelty book has a high bomb rate.
goneutt 5 months ago 4
@goneutt Thanks for the view and info. I'm not the author, but I heard the publisher of Mail-Order Mysteries is already looking at a second printing of this book. Kirk's first book on S.S. Adams pranks sold very well for an indie pub.
kidkosmic 5 months ago 8
Finally some answers! :)
zenzmurfy 5 months ago