Samsonite - Dumb and Dumber

[Theburn77]

I love how he thinks her last name could possibly be "Slippy" or "Slappy"

[loomis42]

5 people were WAY off

[DiseasedSquidwurd]

I work at Samsonite. Fuck yeh.

[cjeelde]

I love this scene!!! =D

[92merced]

She must be unlisted (exhale) hahahahaha!

[DCakaElfboy]

press five over and over again lol

[trancendent]

I was a little kid when I saw this in theaters and I laughed only because my dad had a Samsonite briefcase too.

[anberlin232]

press 8 over and over

[farsimarsi]

Most of the people I know didn't even get the joke because Samsonite is not that known a brand in Denmark

[CyanoKhaar]

I never understood this joke when I was little, but now it's one of my favorite jokes in the movie.

[binder673]

So great how Lloyd had it right with Swanson before Harry said to check the suitcase lol

[southerncajuncharm]

3 people didn't know it started with an S.

[patsdynasty101]

in my eyes the greatest comedy EVER

[javiq91]

"She must be unlisted."

:o

[hitmanzombie]

Ｈe did remember. Her last name was Swanson.

[whyyoustaring]

Me and my mom use that when we think something is right and then it turns out to be way wrong.

[EntropicMisanthropic]

Samsonite! I was WAY off!

[TheMaliciousStorm]

@EntropicMisanthropic "I knew it started with a S, though."

[borbetomagus]

I always wished they left the edited version found in the trailer --

/watch?v=H3RRDM4pik0&t=0m10s

Lloyd's rambling here is not nearly as funny.

[TheCroatiansea]

Hahahaha,I remember the scene where Lloyd called her husband:''Mr.Samsonite''

ROFLMAO

[08albert94]

she must be unlisted :O

[MrRu18yet]

this part is #2 on my favorite quotable scenes of all time (#1 being "WE LANDED ON THE MOON)...there's once discrepancy tho, how was Loyd able to read Samsonite on the briefcase being that he can just barely read anything???

[Stavrinho10]

i understood this scene when yesterday i saw a guy in the subway with a bag "samsonite"..

[Panolviel]

Everytime i see someone with a Samsonite briefcase nowadays I think about this scene and laugh xD

[hypercarbon]

when he says "she must be unlisted", so epic.

[Joker0591]

I was WAAAYY off! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[760YoungEnt]

hahaha slippy slappy

[MrMark555]

soo swim swammy sli slippy slappy slimmin slommon simmin somm swinson swanson?  lmao!

[jordandick1]

I think Megadec87's story is just as good!

[dutchhaze1]

This is so funny on a whole different level. Can't even think of a line in a comedy that can even match this in the last decade. Can you?

[sexcation]

@dutchhaze1, there hasn't been a comedy that could match Dumb in Dumber. Dumb and Dumber is the pinnacle of comic genius.

[StrungOutFlip]

"Slippy" lmao

[CNezChannel]

Samsonite Lmfao Everytime I See Samsonite Luggage I Rember This Scene

[Sphinn]

"Samsonite! I was WAY off!"

[uruseiranma]

All these years later, this joke always cracks my Dad up. Every other time we've seen Samsonite luggage, he repeats this.

[corie444]

beautiful.

[kcjones1025]

my cousin and I always blow out the air like that ever since...always cracks us up!

[schuh69maas]

that quote made comedy movies what they are today

[nuggets678]

jim carey blowing out air at the end is the funnist thing ever

[wwekane2468]

Hahahaha, i know, during winter there's been so many times, ive randomly said "She must be unlisted (breathe)" hahaha,

[RWDtech]

@wwekane2468 hahahah me too. glad to know theres someone else out there

[Jononutoob]

"she must be unlisted, houhhhhhhh."

[boobyguy200]

slippy slappy LMFAO!!!!!

[acidviper13]

ahh Dumb and Dumber.

such a classic. They dont make em like this no more... :(

[niconude]

best movie ever!

[perfectsniped]

i was a litle kid when i first saw this and never knew what samsonite was. i thought he pronounced "swanson" wrong

[Agent1W]

We had a old Samsonite suitcase, but his first guesses--Swim, swammy,slippy,slappy, salmon--made me laugh too!

[DriftingFWWA]

LMFAO SAMSONITE!!! I was way off!

best line of the movie.

[Megadec87]

I remember seeing this years ago and never thought it was a joke but one morning years ago I was eating cornflakes and started reading the box, they were giving away Samsonite bags and I nearly choked with laughter on my corn flakes remembering this scene.

[sexcation]

@Megadec87, that my friend is just very very sad.

[kylehall44]

@Megadec87 i literally loled at your comment

[s2000oholic]

@Megadec87 no lie I must have been eating the same cereal because I swear that's how I finally understood that joke too lol

[Vitruviux]

@Megadec87 That's what awesome about Dumb and Dumber, I got that joke late too. There are few others like that too. Great movie!

[TekuelaII]

@Megadec87 Me too. I was too young to know bags marks. Years later someone told me about how expensive was Samsonite bags, then i couldnt stop laughing... lol

[CavalierMav]

omg, thsi is the scene i always identify to movie hahaha

[CampbellTime]

Thanks for the post - great line!!

[Sam5726]

LOL 0:28.

[itchyorchestra]

immediately after this...."You're watching Dumb and Dumber on TBS"

[annexulka]

i'm the biggest fan of Dumb and dumber ever:D:D:D:D

[pinchescrapa]

hi trish

[afield1986]

I was way off!

I knew it started with an "S" though...

[yeoshow]

This scene is gold. SAMSONITE!

Must be an unlisted number, cha.

[keatonkeaton999]

I'm not seeing it here, Lloyd.

[RogueFighter15]

LMAO

[PushingDaisies7]

LOL

[xXHalfieXx]

Slimmy? s-s-ssslippy sslappy simonss.sawmans?. s-s-swason?

[wille35]

hahaha i just realized that samsonite is the name of the briefcase maker. I never thought that this scene was funny until now.

[marino23zadar]

shame on you

[jaymc1220]

Lol, that does make the scene that much funnier. Don't worry, I didn't get it at first either! :)

[alkassimi]

LMAOOOOOO DONT KILL ME

[MHR95isback]

i dont get it i just think swanson... its on the breifcase... sampsonite

why is this so funny?

[bougabouga]

samsonite is the name of a compagnie that makes suitcases.

[wwekane2468]

Sampsonite is a briefcase company name

[1groovyguy]

"Oh, here it is right on the briefcase....Samsonite...I was way off!"

I use this line everytime I pick up a Samsonite bag, but only the "Dumb and Dumber" fanatics get it! ;)

[libertypatrol]

lmao thats what i love about dumb and dumber

"walking retard"

the world would be a boring place without dumb people

[Innomen]

I wish I had thought of uploading this.

[Shelltop22]

Slimmy? s-s-ssslippy sslappy simonss.sawmans?. s-s-swason?

HAHAHAHAH

LOLOLOLOLlloOLll

[NateStud]

I'M NOT SEEING IT HERE, LLOYD.

[kdwormy]

....she must be unlisted!

[J19RC]

SAMSONITE!

[Oppp2]

HAHAHA

[samachris]

she must be unlisted...hah.

[doink9731]

I'M NOT SEEING HERE,LLOYD.

[keatonkeaton999]

I'M NOT SEEING IT HERE, LLOYD. @ 00:24

[Ochobobo]

I'M NOT SEEING IT HERE, LLOYD.

[rhettrongun]

the beginning part is such an awesome quote

[GuamIsGood]

Someone please upload the benefit dinner scene...PLEASE!!!!

[TexasBlues2000]

Hilarious.

[baller4lfe]

ahahahah

[TSPlove]

one of the best parts