"...there is not a single person on planet Earth who would ever pay to hear you sing."
If what he did can even be considered singing, I'd pay to hear it as part of a comedy act, just as long as he still genuinely believes he can sing himself.
"Christopher why r u staring at me while u are singing"!!!!!!....lmmfao!!!! i have been watching this all week it is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!..".ooom da da dume da dume zoooomm za da dume da dume"!!!!!!!!
Man, i dont understand girls that come on here...I mean
When their happy they cry...
When their sad they cry...
When they win their sad...
I mean sometimes you just have to face the fact that you lost man, most of them that go on first auditions know they cant sing yet they go their to make them selvs look like fool for again its ENTERTAINMENT right! Lmao
i dont understand why they dont just get security right away when it becomes clear that there is nothing productive to ever come out of this "person" if i can call this that.just get security and escort him right away.
I mean there's nothing wrong with trying really hard and showing perseverance but if you don't have what it takes, you just don't have it. Monique and Christopher just have to face the fact they don't have what it takes, even though it's very obvious they're making themselves look like damn fools & don't believe it.
Simon says no (no pun intended) and this guy's response is to start singing again. Dude, if it's a no, it's a no, so SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SINGING ALREADY. You know, there's a difference between being stubborn and being both rude and stubborn.
Is it wise for a guy to sing the greatest love of all?
MarkusCoby 1 month ago
I didn't think chris was actually that bad
smexykay12 1 month ago
Simon..I'm not getting through to you am I, Lol!
eracism09 5 months ago
"...there is not a single person on planet Earth who would ever pay to hear you sing."
If what he did can even be considered singing, I'd pay to hear it as part of a comedy act, just as long as he still genuinely believes he can sing himself.
therealMrA 7 months ago
"Wait, there's another song coming."
"YOUUUU ARE SO BEAUTIFUUUUL......"
LOL!
Penguinsrbetterthanu 8 months ago
he wasent that bad
davidthepimp100 9 months ago
Simon sits there like a boss.
ImmuneToFearr 11 months ago
2:57...
Randy: "Dog are you in pain? Are you in pain? Are you in pain? errrrr..."
Simon: "Why are you staring at me when you sing?"
lol funniest audition comments ever!
eighteen4eva 1 year ago
Oh when you walk!
haroldfangbar 1 year ago
@haroldfangbar LMAO!!!!!!
tamed97 7 months ago
I believe in miracles and LAHOOOOO
Soprano375 1 year ago
fuck this autoplay!!
WeepBeforeYouSleep 1 year ago
when chris sings he looks like hes trying to use some kind of super on them haha
SIMON: why do you stare at me when you sing? 3:01 and on lmfao
kmoneylove13 1 year ago
her face at 0.55 is comedy
deeboo3 1 year ago
sorry but that girl that was singing needs a bit more HELP!
JessandJenn4ever 1 year ago
"Christopher why r u staring at me while u are singing"!!!!!!....lmmfao!!!! i have been watching this all week it is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!..".ooom da da dume da dume zoooomm za da dume da dume"!!!!!!!!
destani214 2 years ago 4
"No children will be laughing after that"
xlefreakcestchic 2 years ago 8
1:02 what about this?
oh when you WHAAAAAK !!!
ghiovanny 2 years ago 4
I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTUREEE!
xD
I love his scream at 3:00
mrsgeeway80 2 years ago
ouch Chris made my ears bleed.
hwyitagesu 2 years ago
Love randy at the end. "Out of tune... Out of tune.. Switched keys..."
Fistwagon 2 years ago
"Yes it dies sir. :(" sounded like Will Smith
zitubia 2 years ago
Does* xD
zitubia 2 years ago
Girl! You are deaf! Face it!
laurefin87 2 years ago
Man, i dont understand girls that come on here...I mean
When their happy they cry...
When their sad they cry...
When they win their sad...
I mean sometimes you just have to face the fact that you lost man, most of them that go on first auditions know they cant sing yet they go their to make them selvs look like fool for again its ENTERTAINMENT right! Lmao
CrazyDoug17 2 years ago 4
true true
plaza234newkid 2 years ago
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Boo hoo the fat bitch had her feelings hurt.
Thats because she can't sing for shit.
MontyPython134 2 years ago
true but mean
plaza234newkid 2 years ago
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masterproxl 2 years ago
HORRENDOUS!
Chimier 2 years ago
ohhhhhhh she is some confident
Bubblegumbirdie08 2 years ago
i dont understand why they dont just get security right away when it becomes clear that there is nothing productive to ever come out of this "person" if i can call this that.just get security and escort him right away.
lazimofo90 2 years ago 4
They do that because it makes good television when people embarrass themselves
xxxLAWRENCExxx 2 years ago 6
2:45
stereotypicall ghetto fool
lazimofo90 2 years ago
dude y come with that racist comment.
2assparade 2 years ago
I mean there's nothing wrong with trying really hard and showing perseverance but if you don't have what it takes, you just don't have it. Monique and Christopher just have to face the fact they don't have what it takes, even though it's very obvious they're making themselves look like damn fools & don't believe it.
Vids1791 2 years ago 4
and la hoooo !!! Hilarious !!! I bet she thought that note was good. He was bad she was worse both equally funny!!!!
KristenIvyHaynes 2 years ago
lmao they had to bring the security guys cause the guy wouldnt leave
serpientes83 2 years ago
my ears r bleedin.......
LadyPhoenix5 2 years ago 2
no means no...just shut up and leave already!!! retarded.
loveismagicforever 2 years ago
Simon says no (no pun intended) and this guy's response is to start singing again. Dude, if it's a no, it's a no, so SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SINGING ALREADY. You know, there's a difference between being stubborn and being both rude and stubborn.
MercerMZ 3 years ago 3
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MercerMZ 3 years ago
She said maybe she picked the wrong song. What! She sand like 4 songs. Give it up.
Shaqfan32 3 years ago 4
wtf?:DDD
JosiKeksxxx 3 years ago
Hey dude and dudette... you guys suck!!! And who dressed the to 2 of you...?
Kbonie 3 years ago
2:50 HAHAHAHA He really thought that was in tune!! XD
IloveAlexisBledel689 3 years ago
What was the song called that Chris sang?
AtLastOnTheGround 3 years ago
why are you looking at me when you're singing?! lmao!
chechmonk 3 years ago
doesn't he sound like will smith?
michael55443332211 3 years ago
aaahahahahah
annr8 3 years ago
oh my god I freaken love Randy! I love how he starts laughing the second she starts..XD
PaperbackWriterrr 3 years ago
its a he, dumb fuck
prozzak2006 3 years ago
my mistake..
fuck you
PaperbackWriterrr 3 years ago
no, monique is a girl...
randy started laughing when SHE started singing.
kelb12 3 years ago 2
"...in a lower tone." That just made me laugh. :3
Azarelius 3 years ago
i hate how they know dey cant sing but da like lalalalalala!!!!!!
freakyvenni 3 years ago
omg! the second part of this had me crying . . . 2:46 and on . . . dawg, you can't think that that sounded good, did you?
sweetmalicious 3 years ago
Eddie Murphy sang this song better than Chris in "Coming To America"...and that ain't sayin' much.
efil4own1 3 years ago
LMAO!!! Sexual Chocolate!
JazzieTxDiva69 3 years ago
lol
NightShadow54 3 years ago
i believe the children our our future! lmao
spenceredwin 3 years ago
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
spenceredwin 3 years ago
he kinda looks like Monta Ellis
writofmandamus 3 years ago
"I understand that, and I will now sing the song in a lower tone" LMFAO!!!
Ellay01 3 years ago 35
LMAO x
Sexyav22 3 years ago
LOL "are you in pain?"
simonsclass 3 years ago 4
"there's nothing wrong with walking out of here knowing you can't sing"...oh, that's funny. Touching words Simmon!
andreajaramillo84 4 years ago 32
jajajaj canta muuuy feooo
nosx100pre 4 years ago
boo hoo
disturbedemofreak 4 years ago 5