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  • "wait. did he get ninety nine point nine five?"

    "only ninety nine point nine five."

    "o, ok then, DESERVES to go to ma-s"

  • awsome! 

  • watching this in uk mate. it frikin greatttttt.

  • this is so funnyyy! :)

  • 0:52 Sandwiches spelt wrong... aww lol

    Also 1:54 "We don't tell lies at this station" lool

  • Sri Lankan daughter found dating a non-Sri Lankan boy faces 10 years in jail.

    LOL

  • has anyone noticed the in the background picture looks exactly like Lil Wayne??

  • "No one is willing to buy Surangani some fish" OMG I am deceased at your wit

  • "Sri Lanka wins 1996 world cup" LMAO! after all this time? Always.

  • Jesus christ this is amazing. Mindblown. Keep it up you guys!!!

  • 2006 ? and only 30 thousand views?

  • one of our bright sparks of this country has really microsoft excelled into this world

    omg! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah this is amazing. too funny!

  • ooh god u guys are epic

  • no this uncle was a super uncle !

  • yep.. i always knew that not even going to mars will stop my mom from calling me and asking whether i had my lunch... sigh* SRI LANKAN MOMS^u gotta lov 'em!

  • pure lankan LOL

  • HAHAHA you guys are priceless!

  • I was freaking laughing my ass off when i saw nobody is willing to buy Surangani some fish

  • This is fantastic...haha the true lankan style in comedy !!!Great work guys :)

  • so machung wats news

  • LOL "It's pass Glen Waverly"

  • omg I died laughing...u guys r soo funnyyyy

  • you guys make me proud to be a lankan haha

  • HAHAH you guys HAVE to do another installment of "whats news" come on this is gold

  • Funniest news ever ! typical lankans :P

  • i honestly laughed because this is so true man! job well done i honestly don't know why you're not up there with nigahiga and mychonny mate!

  • Microsoft excelled!!

    bahhaha

  • @GauthamanSenthil - I completely agree with you!!! AMAZING :)

  • @lovlu99 haha thanks guys!

  • this video should have millions of views...

  • @GauthamanSenthil awww shuks that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me. ahhaha Well tell your friends! Thanks for the comment!

  • @jehanr

    This should be Famous My lankan freinds!

  • sira looooooool

  • @youngmarlon1

    1. Learn English.

    2. Get an education.

    3. Learn to use full stops. ... is not a full stop.

    4. Get some talent.

    5. Fob :)

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  • @604mobster you're not much better :) please refer to statements 1, 2 & 3.

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  • @604mobster only reason i got into this was because your "friend" dissed me in his shitty english, and then you bagged him in your shitty english through my reply to his shitty english diss. i really wouldn't talk, you're the one who's having a "troll-war" on youtube.

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  • @604mobster actually, joke's on you. think about it.

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  • @youngmarlon1 hahhaha 4real..lol il join ya..lol

  • @LMFAOBC yeah of course youll join LOL you prob feel like shyt if you say i wouldnt join right LOL if blood wouldnt join that circus act, who would? LOL thats right stick together!!! when no one buys your cds and tickets, just log on to youtube and check your video comments hahahhahahahhahah

  • @604mobster hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhah­ahhahahahaha dude is that like the best u can do..LOL

  • @youngmarlon1 its a shame to get kicked out of suchha a gangsters group ... and what if im bigger than both you and your blood bitch? and its soo nice of fucks to assume im srilankan LOL what only srilankans watch Bad-side videos hahah dont forget punjabs and hindus. we r all laughin

  • @youngmarlon1 wannabe hardcore fake skinny ass rapper with a handicap face who gets other people involved in his arguments cuz he cant handle a lil convo.... and im the bitch? bitch means female dog = YOU bbbbbiiiiitttttttttccccccccchh­hhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooo­ooooooooyyyyyyyyy

  • @youngmarlon1 O you have a job?..u make "rap" music for a living... fantastic job LOL you have a degree fucking 70 year old women? OKAY you just set your self up for that one LOL your a freak too huh? you do belong in the fucking circus..clown...& fyi lil marlon i havent put out a picture cuz im not self obbbssed like you, i dont sit around dressed like a gangster rapper and take pictures of my self for a you tube account LOL y dont your "blood" have a picture, is it cuz hes a pussy too then?

  • @youngmarlon1 LOL okay now i really know you dont know any english LOL how many times did i say english please. ... yeah gangster, no one gives a fuck about me here. that why i commented on your lameass video...not cuz you dont c how gay you look making a handicap face.... do you have a university degree or something? cuz u sound soo smart

  • @youngmarlon1english please? :) you got your "blood" LOL to reply to me wow your sooo gangster

  • @604mobster HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  IS THAT THE BEST U CAN DO.. MANN TAKE A GOOD LUCK AT YOURSELF.. YOUR THE LOSER WHO KEEPS COMMENTING ON EVERY SINGLE VIDEO..LMAO LOOKS LIKE UR THE ONE WHO ACTS LIKE A KID..LMAO.. MANN SERIOUSLY COME UP WITH SOME GOOD COMEBACKS.. U REALLY SUCK AT WHAT U DO!! JUST COZ U DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AND DINT KNOW WHAT 'BLOOD' MEANT.. I REALLY CANT HELP IT FOO.. UR ONE LAME ASS MOTHER FUCKER..

  • @LMFAOBC whoa clam down thug life, your getting a little exited there arnt ya? uh asswhipe this is youtube, where you commont on pples vidoes..if i c a fucking lame ass fob video im gonna fucking write what EVER THE FUCK I WANT ON IT..so why dont you go back to sucking marlons dick. yeah i dont understand english HA and your "blood" marlon does LOL ARE YOU THA ONE GIVING HIM ALL THE LYRICS fuckhead yeah im a lame ass motherfucker..whoa you really got me there, & I cant come up with comebacks -_-

  • @604mobster BITCH PLEAZE!! u can save ur 'punch lines' to someone who gives a shittt!! maybe u need to go get some pussy to calm yourself down..lol dude wtf don't u get it bitch.. u keep commenting on all the b side videos n specially marlon.. wwats up with that foo.. that what i meant in case u couldn't understand.. let me elaborate..LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA seriously dude go fucking go GET LAID!! by the looks of it im guessing ur still a VIRGINNN!! LMAO!!! Maybe u mite actually GROW UP!!

  • @604mobster n when u do u mite actually stop telling dudes to go fuck guys when they are STRAIGHT!! have a threesome ova mann.. u mite calm ALOT BETA and leave B-SIDE ALONEE!! LOOOOL

  • @LMFAOBC you keep telling me to get laid ... sounds like youve never been laid b4 ..... if your soo straight why do you have to type it in CAPS lOL its almost like your tyrnna prove that you dont sound gay... LOL u fail bitch...at life and backing up lil marlon ... im sure uve had 3 somes with bSIDE thats why you dont c how gay they really look...and if you dont give a sht about my punch lines why do u bother replying? assssswhipe LOL seems to me like you give a fuck..

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  • @LMFAOBC ORIGINAL MUCH? WOW COPYING OTHER PPLE DOES RUN IN THE "BLOOD" HAHAHHA FAG STFU and fagget ass its lay not laid LOL c u havent gotten any or youd know how to say it in a sentence. im not hinting to everyone else ... just lil marlon and b-side and you LOL thats not everyone ... thats nobody :) yeah im so dumb hahah heheheh LOL i dont no math cuz im soo dumb omg you always get me with your disses. why do you care so much? did they not let you join the "crew" :( awwwwww dont cry

  • @604mobster HAHAHAHA dude its laid not lay..lmao.. where the hell did u learn english? u can't even spell 'calm' or 'excited'..lol so don't teach me how to spell.. mann u fucking really crack me up with the shit u say.. nothing makes sense.. hahahhahah u really think i haven't got laid.. hahahahhahahahahhahahaha omg hahahahahhaha rofl.. mann i laughed ma ass off reading that part.. thank u 4 da entertainment.. :p :p oh and we all know about 'bugs' if you know what i mean..lmao.. guess not eh..

  • @LMFAOBC thanks for the english lesson :D now can u please teach lil marlon how to put together words and to make a sentence. if u got laid good for you why you trynna prove so hard that you got some?? its okay u can say it once LOL starting to sound like ur imagining shyt ... n no i dont no what "bugs" is your just crakin up by your self ... and i dnt make sence right? your laughin by your self. aint nothing funny but you trynna tell me i cant spell when you got a ESL rapper friend LOL

  • @604mobster hahahah mann ur much worse.. u can't even spell.. u can think as u pleasee bitchh.. i don't need to prove anything to u..lol hu the fuck are u anyways.. trying to be all fake and shit..lol

  • @LMFAOBC budddddyyy IM TRYING TO BE FAKE?!?! your cleary on some drugs..... DO YOU NOT C YOUR "BLOOD" making circus videos LOL trynna be a fake ass gangster and a fake ass rapper .... LOL and you dumbfuck im not dirty ass srilankan, but its so smart of you to just assume LOL so dont be calling other people fake ass and stupid, when you clearly cant figure out what those words actually mean. go to school dumbass.

    p.s please post up that video of Asthanti and Marlon.

  • @604mobster everything u gotta say keep telling yourself that shit.. coz ur a big fat liar anyways, and i dont need to hear ur bullshittt.. nothing u really say add up..LOL and really dude the way u sound ur like the one who needs to go back to school.. i got ma masters long time back coz clearly u really got no idea how lame u sound..LOL

  • @604mobster ur one hell of a fake 'hijo de puta' LOL

  • @LMFAOBC i am clam ... its you thats getting all up and exited ... and im the one that has to grow up? if i wanna say somethin i think about "bad-side" HAHAHHA(whatta joke) ill say it... why do they put up videos like that on youtube? so people can watch and say what they think of it right .... if me n my boys think they need help in all ways possible LOL ill let em know ... i still dont understand why you r tyring to back up someone elses fake rap group. go join it. then msg bck bitch boy

  • @604mobster HAHAHAHAHHAH dude its not 'clam' its 'calm' n its not 'exited' its 'excited' LOL mann u like really suck.. its not the commenting that is is ur big ass prob.. its da issues u have wit marlon.. u and your boys can go fuck..lol who i stick 4 is none of ur fuckin business n fyi if he sucks so bad as u say how come 'Ashanti' wants him to sing in one of her videos.. im sure ur going to tell me wth is that now..lmao.. il keep a reserved seat 4 u so u could comment on that too.. lmao

  • @LMFAOBC HAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOKAY YOU JUST MADE EVERYONES DAY BY SAYING ASHANTI IS GOING TO SING WITH HIM LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ashnthi? that sings with t.i.... ja rule and all of em??? LOL WELL POST UP THEM VIDEOS WHEN THEY DO THAT OKAY? yeah reserve like 20 seats. and why you correcting me like i did on a post b4 and why you saying i need to get laid when im the one taht keeps saying it .... LOL ISNT THAT WHAT I JUST SAID ON A POST B4 LOL

  • @604mobster ane u mother fucker.. Ashanti is the one in SL bitch.. let me guess u have forgotten where u come from.. dayumm i feel sorry for ur mama for bringing a piece of crap like u into this world.. hahhahaha dude wtf are u talking about u keep telling me to fuck guys if u want it, go for 4 it don't pin it on me.. i want u to 'DO' women unlike some ppl..lol eh fashoo i will reserve some seats along with the rest so maybe they can put u down for ur fucking remarks..lol wait n watch son..LOL

  • @LMFAOBC that makes your "Ashanti" a nobody if i dont even no who the fuck that is LOL half of the pple around me dont no her ... so are you saying that, you guys are gonna be even bigger singing with a bigger nobody? :O cant wait

  • @604mobster ane dude ur def sri lankan.. if u dont know her then ur just kidding urself.. stop trying to be a wannabe.. n just coz u have nothing to say about that doesn't mean u gotta lie..lol

  • Haha Who ever this mobster bugger is , LOL What a Wannabe Faggot

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  • @yashith awwww is some one trying to defend their girlfriend lil marlon?? how am i a "wanna be faggot"? do you even no wat a wanna be faggot is? lol did i say or do something that i am not? u dirty lowlife i wasnt even writing or replying to you so stfu, its ok you must have no friends, no one replys or messeges you? hahahah get off my comments boy

  • @604mobster BITCH PLEAZEE! SAVE UR SHIT FOR SOMEONE WHO FUCKING GIVE A DAMN.. THERE IS NO ONE BACKING U UP SO HOW FUCKING SAD IS THAT.. AT THE END OF DAY UR A FUCKING SRI LANKAN NO MATTER WHAT THE FUCK U HAVE TO SAY AND I BET UR A DISGRACE TO OUR NATION.. I BET U CAN'T SING AT ALL AND EVEN IF U TRY IM SURE U SUCK.. BASTARD WHY DON'T U FUCKING SHOW YOURSELF.THEN MAYBE AFTER THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING FAR INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT.. SOMEONE WILL FUCKING WHOOP UR ASS VERY SOON U FOO.. LMFAO

  • @LMFAOBC ((clap,clap, clap) heroo........ why dont you clam down... LOL.... you dont win anything for getting so MAD AND USING CAPS lol and who the fuck are you, was i commenting on your music video? are you youngmarlon? why you getting so upset when you wernt even in the video? hahahha make a video and ill comment on you too then..... and yeah im sure i cant sing, and ill suck if i do, whoaaa you diss good.

  • @604mobster YO BITCH U NEED TO CALM DA FUCK DOWN NOT ME.. U STARTED THIS SHIT AND I AINT GONNA END.. DZ THREAD WILL KEEP GOING PLAYER.. MARLON IS BLOOD U FOO IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHO HE IS TO ME.. THAT IS NONE OF UR BUSINESS FOO.. HAHAHAHA U THINK IM SCARED OF U COMMENTING ON MY VIDEOS.. BRING IT ON FOO.. DUDE U FUCKING CRACK ME UP..LMFAO.. UR THE LAME ASS FUCKER WHO IS COMMENTING ON EVERY B SIDE VIDEO..LOL OH N FYI I CAN USE CAPS WHENEVER THE FUC I WANT BITCH..LOL

  • @LMFAOBC LOL you said marlon is blood and it doesnt matter who he is to me LOL okay foo foo why dont you go have a good time with your gay partner then? i said put up some videos of your own .... perhaps some music "rap" videos and ill be fuckin glad to comment on you too... your soo gangster you sound sooo tough wow what are you like 12? 70 pounds hahahhahah and your from the states right?? where at homeboy

  • @youngmarlon1 you didnt reply when i commented on your video cuz you know what i said was right lol hahahha you cant say i said anythin wrong there. oh by the way girl its not kunt its cunt. its not men its man. its not coz its cuz or because. its not ma its my and your not black your a donkey. its not kud its could and once agian girl, i dont speak what monkeys speak. o and yeah try to woop my ass you really sound like you like men. r u sure your not gay?

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  • @youngmarlon1 just like you i gave my true opinion and lots of people agreed with me, you suck and so does your rap career so why dont you be a good servent and come wash my feet and fix me some dinner... hhahahhahah your not going to waste your time to reply to my comments? and you think you rapping is not a waste of time? HAHAHHAHAHHA u need a beating from your dad.. what does your parents do for a living, they must be so proud of a son(daughter) like you. a "fake wannabe rapper" LOL

  • @youngmarlon1 LOL hey bitch you got 2 ruppes to fly around the world like me LOL actually you need to eat more beacuse you are starting to look like a ugly girl LOL hahhahahha jobless? LOL im not jobless its called time difference around the world you idiot! get an education lOL and STOP RAPPING your going to woop my ass? i came down to columbo for vacation so ill come agian k i was in galle at a 5 star spa resort LOL can you come meet me there? can you afford it?

  • @youngmarlon1 LOL DONT JUDGE OTHER PEOPLES VIDEOS WHEN YOURS SUCK!!! LOL look at your video and ur ugly asshole looking face lOl so dont get upset when we r judging your video u monkey, your doing the same with these guys.

  • @youngmarlon1 LOL WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SAYING YOU IDIOT? LOL U JUST MADE YOUR SELF LOOK SOO STUPID LOLyeah i got a problem why do you put up videos on youtube you little girl.. lol people around the world are gonna c it and comment you assface. loll if ur so srilankan and u dont care about grammer, why are you "rapping" in english? HAHHAHAHAHAHAH you wanna know who i really am so u can fuck me? LOL you want to fuck a guy? OKAY LOL I DONT DO THAT KIND OF STUFF SORRY IM NOT GAY!!!!

  • you guys are funny in your own way... dont let YOUNG MARLON AKA VILLAGE KID WITH BAD ENGLISH LOL put u guys down ..... Keepp it upppp ...

  • @youngmarlon1 HAHAHHA YEAH YOUR RIGH ITS NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR "RAP" and music video LOL at least these guys know better english

  • @youngmarlon1 ahhahah wtf learn some english before you comment or make fun of others you ugly dogs asshole looking skinny ass hairy smelly bitch. u think these guys arnt funny LOL WELL EVERYONE TAKE A LOOK AT THE MUSIC "RAP" THIS CLOWN MAKES LOL why you saying Gtrain229109 is a guy who got fucked in the ass... when your the one that makes that ugly "thug" LOL face in your video LOL have you ever learned grammer? you know you need that b4 you make an youtube comment LOL LOSER.

  • @youngmarlon1 lol you clearly aren't from an English-speaking country. Pls don't come to Melbourne :) We don't want any more hyped-up media coverage about fob-bashings.

  • Lol

  • LMAO

  • ela...............=)

  • PUTA STUDY LOLLL

  • @youngmarlon1 if you aren't from Melbourne.. no, wait, if you aren't a CURRY from Melbourne, you won't find it funny

  • What a shit ending, noo offence

  • ane pako, Melbourne wala kumburaka dakkana harak tikak neda ubala, moda rala................., gihin athe gahapiya...

  • This is HILARIOUS!

  • WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?! anuther oneOF THOSE BRILIANT VIDEOS LOl Lol

  • ahahahahaha this is soooo funny LMAO !

    x

  • learn someeducation...............ha­hahahaha

  • lovin it LOL

  • "i'm at mars!"

    "yeah its past glen waverly"

    freakin hillarious!

  • love it love it love it !!!!! its hilarioussss

  • this is sooooo funny

    i would hate to have an indian accent,

    because im sri lankan

  • keep it up fellas - great editing and loved the last bit.

  • haha very funny. soo very srilankan

  • try more videos like super uncle that has to be your best

  • hahahahahaha

    this is great!

  • HAHAHAHAHAAA

  • Brilliant, tribute to Us Sris.

  • mars!!!!!

  • Ahh Fantastic..LOLOL...Superb place to put a study knw...haha...KEWL!!!

  • this is fucking funny

  • wow this is funny

  • nobody insult these dudes they are typical lankans and they make lankans look cool. all u other dudes are just not cool. lankan pride cohomadha muchangs, btw jehan i kinda know u coz im like shevins friend good luck with the v.c.e lol

  • good stuff

  • lol this is funny lankan stuff

  • "who are these two guys please? are they Sri-lankan? where can I find more stuff from them?

    thx"

    They're Lankan.

  • hahah..dis is funny..tuition..hahaha :D

  • i bet ta neards r sitting on the computer saying hate words couse they think every body like em but they only got 2 firends and man this video is so true how the indians and lankan act trust me i been there and its fuckin pissing me off they only want me to study fuck that im in to thug life

  • the last part just kills it (funny as hell), 10 out of 10.

  • LMAO..this is so JKS, keep it up guys.

  • what the heck is this this is the back side of the right of speech.Shouldn´t give them a chance to express thier horsecrap:

  • Fuck off shetube123 go and hump ur dog if u r tryin' 2 insult peoples mother's for no fucking reason u stupid cunt

  • lmao!! FUCKIN JKS! 99.94% and tamil girl found in malvern stric club! LOL...best funny shit

  • ahhaha lanka ftw :D

  • FOB UNIT

    SRI LANKANS

    and to those shits like pieres and sankasamsam or something just coz ur jealous fuck off we all knw u want to be lankan ok.

  • Aleast theys guys are trying so i shouldn't be too harsh.

    But next time do the same thing, by keeping a STRAIGHT face, as if it was a real news.

    the mars phone call was better

  • Cheap Cheap shit man. better suck each others dicks instead!

  • suck ur own u dick fuck u u jealous shit.

    u just want to be lankan. its ok. everyone does.

  • You better suck them off them... if they dont wanna do it you stupid fuck. cheap bullshit! eat it if ya fancy!!!

  • real gon part

  • munta pissu

  • Do u cal dis funny????

  • then y r u watching it u fucking loser????

  • who are these two guys please? are they Sri-lankan? where can I find more stuff from them?

    thx

  • HAHAHAHA... omg, classic stuff... the guy on mars talking to his mom - so how my amma talks to me! ROFL!

  • HILARIOUS MAAAAN ! just looooved it...please post more!

    thx

    ps: nice to see sri-lankan's can joke about their own flaws ! ^^

  • man jehan r u should take up filming business in sri lanka

  • "we don't tell lies on this station" ofcours...

    i scored 99.6!! you should put that in the news...

  • camon mait B a man do da rit thin dont lie 2 public

  • Wow - and the headlines running across the bottom are so real!

  • LOL @ the video. The news-tracker headlines at the bottom of the screen were hilarious.

  • This is awesome!! man i miss lanka!!

  • Man that is funnny! It totally mocks Sri Lankan society! I should know I am 1!

  • lol. nice. bit long on the mars feed, but well done overall.

  • it has brought a tears to both my eye... LOL

  • holy crap i couldnt stop laughin!!!

  • lol :P.. funny!!

  • lmaoooo this is friicken funny shiit man lovin it keep up tha good work

  • ROFL!! this is funny shit!!! I really hope to become one of you guys.. this is way too cool for a featured video!! the jokes are crazy shit man!

  • Umbalata pissu bung. But in a good way.

  • lol man u guys r hillarious!!

  • Hey Bhakthi7, real mature banning me from your comments bro, I guess not all of us are used to free, uncensored speech. But its all good. Have a great day bro.

  • hilarious

  • ya man u guys still rock

  • This video is mad jokes, keep doing what ur doing!

  • haha

  • This is HILARIOUS!! "learn some education" hahaha

  • BLOODY hilarious... "it brings a tear to both my eye"...

    hahah

  • Awww so cute:D

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