Life Lessons with Jon Lajoie

[stonetemplepilot420]

Mmmm...Ponies

[11Gwydion11]

Lol



[JChelmagan91]

TACO!!!!!

[xXTheGreatGooseXx]

Thanks. I think ill start a talk show now.

[weatose]

strength will help you break things

[TheEditschannel92]

*canadian

[TheEditschannel92]

For fuck sake mistosisman shut up he us a candisn

[stronghold79]

Thumbs up if you want more life lessons with Jon Lajoie!

[KylconFilms]

the only case ive ever heard where the uncle gives the best advice haha!!!!

[defqonI]

jon lajoie is the only guy to get 2,3 million+ views on a vid that is 240p :D

[8thmoon]

@defqonI Most of smosh's original videos are all 240p and they have a lot of view, just saying.

[blockedpie131]

justimusfilms liked !

[theoneandonlysarab]

You look like this dude I once fucked...

[HipDubHopStep]

@theoneandonlysarab i love a dirty arab, and i mean that in a nice way like i like a dirty hooker or a dirty martini

[MatiasGabrielSilva]

ok, i'm don't even speak english, so what thw wise old man say to him?

i really don't understand, thanks

[MrJollyvolly]

some guy some where at some time sayed someting it was incredable...

[TheD4rkAvenger]

we have nothing to fear ,but fear of tigers xD

[ThenewACD]

You know, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[tomyo669]

I have been thoroughly enlightened

[Nuff3Said]

This is so funny toasted:) xD

[LOLJEEKTM]

tykkää jos tulit tänne koska justimusfilmikin tykkäsi tästä

[999ReaperIII]

When the Going gets tough, the tough fall down the stairs and die.

[theHigboY]

was he quoting cult of personality at the end?

[scottf78]

when he finishes the thought about when the going gets tuff hit me back haha

[tgmrsunshine]

:31 When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!

[soccerlova12345]

Lol, "An eye for an eye makes the whoel world look funny, becuase nobody has any eyes."

[matt2battproductions]

Your grandma was the most enthusiastic or however you spell that.

[matt2battproductions]

What about your aunt I wonder what constructive stuff she said!

[Branwolfe1]

240p, we meet again...

[amyvv]

2:30 wise words

[WoWDekel]

240p we meet again

[Rdawg499]

@WoWDekel It's 360p...

[lukasstrasser]

lol that was the first and last time we ever hung out but it was awesome 1:39

[OlPapaGuedhe]

I got a 1995 Toyota Camry like 3 months before I first saw this video :(

[The23unknown23]

plz make another like this, teach me more!!

[DEADERTHANROCKS]

I have no idea why his inspirational speech gave me a boner

[PawelChowaniec]

who have a tab for this?

[KittenCollision]

you know, at first I was turned off by show me your genitals, but after I saw WTF collective 1,2 and 3, I decided that jon lajoie is a funny motherfucker.

[machinmaman87]

@KittenCollision wtf collective 1 was the greatest. the second one was pretty good. but the third one was just......mediocre

[slonnea]

@machinmaman87 No no no it goes 2, 1, 3

[Ooorahness]

@machinmaman87 Agreed, well I liked 2 more than one.

[justforthelulzzz]

@KittenCollision

You're a fucking sensitive little bitch if you were turned off by Show Me Your Genitals.

[KittenCollision]

@justforthelulzzz it was just kinda boring, that's all.

[zion2train]

i love this dude, hes fkn hilarious

[dilpickles66]

the wise old man was jerry sandusky

[lordi013]

He could do more of those.

[sandspada]

It's amazing how you actually managed to keep a straight face during this.

[Ozqawr]

@sandspada Being able to edit is awesome.

[sandspada]

@Ozqawr Yeah, but the lines are hilarious! I wasn't able to finish one without smiling like a mad man.

[dontscrewtheworld]

this was so inspirational! i totally have no worries about the rest of my life!

(shoots self in head 10 seconds later)

[Ozqawr]

The best vid on the internet =D

[tycel2004]

Funny shit :D

[rocknrolljunkie2011]

i cannot get enough of you today. you make me miss myspace, i still have high as fuck and pedophile beard up on that page.

[zomzgwtf]

LMAO "We have nothing to fear... except fear

of tigers."

[legosawesomeness123]

Best.

Quotes.

Evar.

[zawar0081]

I wish he would make a part two. Lol

[MuellnerGuenter]

why are the best comments always about how good the video is?

[weezycandygirl]

im an wise old man...

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

"we have nothing to fear.

...except fear...

...of tigers"

[Taenyr]

...where is the background music for this video from?

[beastxfisherman]

A wise old man once said to me "im a wise old man Show me your genitals

[jayive34]

'random quote from the video'

[itsthekid93]

''my best friend once told me ''give me your wallet or I'm going to blow your fucking head off!'' .. that was the first and last time we ever hung out.. but it was awesome.'' hahahahahahahahah and i usually never comment on videos that was great

[bobbobson3100]

"My brother once told me 'punch, kick, stab, punch, kick, stab' Just kidding, those were things he was doing to me." lmfao nice guy

[Blackdudu]

Bebeye.com Free Dating Community seems to be a real rival of Plenty Of Fish?Actually, POF is no longer as free as it used to be, so i think Bebeye might be better in that regard since it remains 100% free (bebeye.com)

[comedyfan4325]

If you like this type in "Everyday Lazy guy" it's really funny

[TheBdawg94]

when life gives u lemons... throw them at the elderly

[Zooky20000]

lol 1:57 I thought it said 'who owns a functional penis.'

[MissPunnyBunny]

I think i understand life now!

[ItsOkImAwesome]

Ponies...

[MrSteelScizor]

"we have nothing to fear but fear of tigers"

True.

[jacobofunlivion]

Nonstop funnieness.

[SwissShredder]

Hahahaha bathing suit area. I love revisiting Jon's old classics.

[ed7600]

when life gives you lemons... sell them and buy beer

[blader09111]

Jon, you (or your writers, if you have any) are a comedy genius!

[tomycool22]

I dont give a fuck about life lessons ill just die tommorow cause ill swalleod a hand but still i dont give a fuck about dieing

[MrSteelScizor]

@tomycool22 Thats a paddlin'

[Unforgiv3nNn]

Im that wise old man...

[Grmonaco]

0:27

When life give you lemons... burn life's house.

[mrcantthinkofaname9]

@Grmonaco when life gives you lemons.....give life a million paper cuts and squeeze all the lemon juice on them

[christrigg1]

that wise old man sounds alot like my uncle.

[TheJesterHaHa]

@christrigg1 Is your uncle Jon Lajoie?

[Johndarkside1234]

@christrigg1 thats not funny but it is at the same time

[cReAtIvE42name]

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

[jasshole333]

@cReAtIvE42name Ghandi ftw!

[raiduk]

I played twins in double impact xD

[j4mes570]

his best friend sounds cool...

[LawrisZ]

You have cool grandparents.

[theinfocrew]

RICH PEOPLE SUED ME FOR THWOINNG LEMOS

[RacoonBurglar]

i misread pens as penis

[Mr0life]

@RacoonBurglar

that means you're a true Jon Lajoie fan

[joe89951]

@RacoonBurglar ahahaha i did the same thing lol :P

[Jeffdunham186]

This was recorded with a lemon.

[Octorocker]

Please make another one of these, this is so chainsawing awesome!

[c0rnmorphs]

this helped alot

[xXPurplePlatypusXx]

At least 5 of these lessons are going to be my facebook status' of the future

[DevenJM1]

Haha love his videos, punch kick stab!

[Chosian]

OMG THATS HULEREEUS

[Rodrigo25023]

just kidding, those were things he was doing to me...

[MarvelVulcan]

I laughed hard.

[SuperBigone99]

When life gives you lemons you paint that shit gold. And chainsaw anyone who try's to hold you back

[yugioh6123]

remember your unique just like everybody else

[STimo95]

life can be cruel, like peeing on babies

[MrJonesy09]

he has some wise relatives

[DzedajO]

The song used in this clip is beautiful, can someone tell me where can i get it or atleast get the tabs? I'm aware that the song is recorded by Jon. Peace

[CosmoSaysYourAslut]

"My best friend once told me, give me your fucking wallet or I'll blow your fucking head off, that was the first and last time we hung out but it was awesome." LMFAO.

[PersonSmiley]

Now my life will take on a new meaning

[LYLHYF]

Thumbs up if you have the same brother as Jon!

[ScHnitzLLlicious92]

when I watched this video for the very first time, I actually thought those advice where meant seriously and I was all pissed off because I didn't get how functional pens would make someone write good history. LOL

[aminfighter]

this videoquality is AMAZING

[OleeJsemNatalka]

Ouuu, thats REALLY FUNNY! :D:D:D "Forget it cause you are retard", gosh I can't stop laughing :D "Im pretty sure its good advice" :D...

[theoneguy12]

im a wise old man so im allowed to touch you in the bathing suit area ! lol :)

[doogieshoes]

so inspirational

[DJLFCH1]

His bestfriend sounds amazing! I want one!

[XoXoMidoXoXo]

I LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES

[XoXoMidoXoXo]

PENUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rollinghills22]

love it!

[Bristo777]

Who the fuck is "TODD Ghandhi" anyway xD

[Super170698]

your fuckin funny

[onewheeljack100]

''Don't ask what your country can do for you, ask what it is for lunch.''

[emokidcutmebad]

My mom once told me to be successful in life I have to get a job and move out so being respectful i hit her with a shovel and buried her.

[DerpTronLegacy]

This homeless man once told me to give him some money.

I then took a gun, raised it in the air, and had sex with his homeless children.

I bought them food. They now live with me.

[SeraphimKnight]

...but Fear of Tigers is a great electro band!

[AEgamesFtw]

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for the night. Douse a man in gasoline and give him a match and he'll never be cold again.

[UltimateEnforcer101]

A friend once told me: Life's a bitch...Then you marry one.

[CrazymegaCat]

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade, when life gives me lemonade, i make apple juice

[mkmasterthreesixfive]

wise man once say, base ball is wrong! man with four balls can not walk!

[RIDESTREET408]

My wiener once told me" don't put me in there", I did anyways and it fell off.

[Starlady321]

It's night here, but tomorrow morning I will watch this again, hope this time he says good morning :P

[neoman289151]

A wise man once told me, if you give a man a fish, he eats for a day, if you teach him to fish, he dies of food poisoning because you never taught him to cook it.

[182NicktheD]

@neoman289151 You can eat raw fish, its called sushi...and its delicious

[youngice6004]

@182NicktheD wild fish is notorious for having disease and parasites.

[ddblouse]

jon please dont be mad but i posted your sayings with the lemons and tiger to facebook...

[MsTetrisblock]

@ddblouse me too!!! :D

[ddblouse]

@MsTetrisblock :D

[jsmmount]

life is like fighting a dinosaur...its really hard

[fozgoth]

"Its not what your country can do for you, but what your country can steal from other countries."

True.

[WinglessPigThatFlies]

we have nothing to fear but fear.. of tigers..

[dittyobrien]

Best Youtube Channel ever!!!

[Chalutzim2010]

"my bestfriend once told me give me your wallet or ilm gonna blow your fucking head off, that was the first and last time we hung out, but it was awesome."

[DrPolarBearcat]

Don't like this comment and I'll stop touching you

[shortdrummer991]

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world...look funny because no one has eyes" rofl

[mattcrazylife]

I love his humour ! That's so hilarous ...

[bob1012112]

Is krelle retarded?

[XxKo3dxX]

this changed my life

[MisterShitstorm]

I love the grandmother part

[delailahhh]

@MisterShitstorm

the best part xD

[Israeli3030]

this is a taco job...

[yodalantern]

I am wasting time to write the quotes are miswritten for the puropose of humor.

Blessings.

"History is written by the winners". -good quote.

[TehGameAddicts]

if you wanna be succesful in life  forget it because your a retard rofl

[TehGameAddicts]

if you wanna be succesful in life  forget it because your a retard

[koca2429]

i promise to nevr, ever not watch this guy again =)

[hauribest]

The ending was awsm ;)

[Krelle1912]

u got the Ghandi quote wrong ;)

It is "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

[XxdemonxX1313]

@Krelle1912 Lrn2understandhumor

[Krelle1912]

@XxdemonxX1313 i do, but i do also understand, and read many quotations. And that one was wrong :)

[justforthelulzzz]

@Krelle1912

That's the point.

[lihzh]

@Krelle1912 omg what's your level of retardation

[thesighyawn]

15001 like! :DD

[bgupta2001]

was it really god or to bad name god was happening .what here in india also is happening with great consprancies .

[DuskfallBand]

Sticks and stones can break my bones... But I will repeatedly kick you in the balls.

[LosAztecasChuy]

"John if you want to be successful in life, forget about it because you're a retard." - Jon's Grandmother

[caitie095]

447 people never had these life lessons

[amiabumbum]

wow ive been wrong this whole time thanks jon i learnt alot

[lucybrz1]

very funny :-))

[TheOriginalBendejo]

"I found myself in a time of trouble, Jon Lajoie spoke to me, speaking Words of Wisdom, Let it pee..."

[pr0korora]

thank you, i learned so much today.

[eusousuperior]

Oh you Jean :)

[TheWilliamdaniels1]

lmfao thanks grandma

[Christoferro125]

I'm polish. Here in Poland we loves Jon ;)

[WoleeJolee]

This changed my life.

only fags get thumbs up....wait so now people are g