John wants a glass of Malk

[GaGaVSPerry]

gun should have been a sickle.

[Parchife]

For a minute I thought the URL said GYARADOS...

[WammysN]

Sorry Dad,

My Troll Friends.

[pokelantis2]

"Sorry dad. My white friends."

I actually cant

[xXemocloudXx13]

HOW DO I AAAIIR?! i caant breaathe xD

gawd that was hilarious xD

this totally happened...im sure :'D

[MrGibbable]

TH1S DO3SNT 3V3N M4K3 4NY S3NS3 1 C4NT FOLLOW W1TH TH3 CR4PPY 4NIM4T1ON

[FireAxel8]

I CAN'T BREATHE

[PeaceKitten1]

your gonna shoot me if i shoot myself?!

god i love this

just

yes :3

[CookieDamage13x]

i never thought id find a version better than the original

i sure was proven wrong

[PaopuFruit13]

Oh man if this was canon.

[pxnxd68]

You're going to shoot me if I shoot myself?! That doesn't even make sense!

[MuttonchopsOfJustice]

it's ironic because dave's probably the whitest out of all three of them.

wait--

/ironic/

it all makes sense now.

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

because of dis i call milk malk now

[Shiri1432]

Will now forever say malk.

[PirateHetalia13]

"Your hand is like a brother to me!!!!"

[MsVelociraptor0090]

0:38-0:43 is the best part.

[SGTkitty27]

BWAHA.

Bro.

[1Mistypaw]

Why didn't he just give him a glass of mgekqbwcgfqbl!?

[devALLjapan]

o....god, i can so sooo picture thios XDXDXDXDXDXD

[MossehTheEevee14]

This is beautiful <3

[animelover2615]

i love Malk :D its sooooooo MALK 

[Sillylittleneko1]

.....this happens all the time at my cousins i shit you not

[TheRipperPrince]

100 HOURS IN MS PAINT

[GooMusicGirl]

hahaha xD

[dragongirl1501]

I laughed so hard when John said "YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!"

[secretunicorn117]

So John, care to tell us exactly when Karkat's hand became like a brother to you?

>:D

[AnimeCrazee13]

Dave is the black man.

And Bro is the quiet, conservative father figure.

Wut.

[Narusasu18]

Dont even like Homestuck...but I laughed my ass off xDD;;;

[PaopuFruit13]

"My white friends,"

Pff

[MonicaChan14]

LMAO

[MrSporitus]

This is really Homestuck in 1:34

[Lunarous]

There's two kinds of white:

White... and Dave's White.

[keibersla]

Dave is a black man wut

[kaizenxhigurashi]

So, what is this from?

[iamcool12ful]

ill tell u what dosnt make sense. u wont get him a glass of malk!!! oh and ur saying malk wrong

[gamzeemakara132]

HOW DO I OXYGEN!

[iamcool12ful]

@gamzeemakara132 i dont know

[Vampirebloodless13]

WHAT IS AIR.

[greetlesday13]

Hehe this is funny I like the Josh guy :)

[Contesta234]

I love how Bro comes by to tell errybody off for using outside voices

and yet

when they have guns and are being all loud and shit ~nothing~ happens

[Wishfulldreamsofhope]

I CANT BREATHE X''''''D

[scorpionsfatality]

melk!!!!

[Silverwolfgrl]

"YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME! YOUR HEAD IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!" xD!

[chessykit]

...Is it sad that I actually heard milk the whole time? Like, I had to replay John over and over to even here something aside from 'milk'.

[MsSydBunny]

I just died xD

[Spiralinsanity]

all this over a glass of malk?

[HisDarkAngel4911]

HAHAHA XDD

[BlackNight77632]

CooWhip.

CooWhip? Say Cool.

Cool.

Now say wip.

Wip.

Now say cool whip.

CooWhip.

...You're eating hair.

[XbiocodaX]

And then John put Nepeta in the oven.

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

this is a regular day for me and my little sis

[HollyleafShadows]

John Headcannon voice. Ohyes.

[Ember123100]

I adore the original video, so when I saw the title I knew what was coming and yet.. This still cracked my shit up xD too funny~

[RainbowShank]

D--> STRONG MALK

Or should I say 'mulk'

AND JOHN

WHEN DID KARKLES' HAND

BECOME

YOUR BROTHER?

e o e

[hotdiggitydanm]

my throat is sore from laughing at this

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

Totally should have been jeff, bro, and geromy

[Goldfish567]

Ahaha karat

[lauriephan327]

lol! i want a glass of malk xDDDD

[PokemonNote4774]

oh my god this is so funny im crying

[TheDevilishReaper]

i can totally see this being a regular conversation for the three of them.

[MrRonaga]

Equius would be flipping his shit over this.

[Rainfaceify]

@MrRonaga STRONG malk!

[linkrocker1]

Of course Dave is black.

[Kerblamowz]

Malk. Contains vitamin R.

[wilderwuff]

I almost expected that Nepeta would get stuffed in an oven at the end.

[BloodySunflowers]

I moment the saw the title, I knew Karkat was gonna be the one to snap.

[Aimeebeth13]

I could actually imagine Karkat trying to kill himself if Dave and John ganged up on him like that XD

[nebidify]

What with all the milk, Equius shoulda been there.

[TheUnofficialNinja]

...Why is this my favorite thing?

[AriesOvis]

man...all that for melk

[TastefulGeckos]

LMFAO!

[HikariChi03]

damn when was that last time I laughed like this XD

[thesoaddude]

WHAT IS AIR I DON'T EVEN

[timaeusTestifiedTT]

TT: Just give him the malk.

TT: Cool

TT: Bro

[xSeychelles]

D ===- O-h my...

[lexiecami]

NOOOOO... u forgot the cat in the oven...

[MrGilguy]

MALKKKKKKKK  PUT THE GUN DOWN

[Cresathehedgefox]

Homestuck and Julian Smith this makes me very happy!!! thanks for making my day :)

[maplelovessyrup]

I like how, after bro said inside voices, they all started yelling.

[HappyProductions12]

I LOLED SO HARD! SOOO....HARD....C,X

[jinxylovesdeath]

Karkat: I'm saying like everyone 'oughta say it. M-I-L-K

Dave: RIght, like 2%!

John: Right...whoooole malk

XD

[CaitiedidT]

"You're gonna shot me if I shoot myself!? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!"

[CaitiedidT]

Hahahaha!!!!

[sourxrainbow]

"You're like a brother to me! You aunt is like a brother to me!!" ... what? x'D

[Cameron5540]

I CANT STOP WATCHIN THIS VIDEO AHHHH

[NekiiFTW]

Then suddenly, Hussie.

[Izzy205]

Shoulda tossed Nepeta in an oven.

[RealityVsFantasy31]

Should've gaven him the malk.

[gaaragirlgo98]

equius should be the black guy.

yeah.

[derpherpyeup]

omfg over a glass of malk

[BeccaEatsJello]

YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO MEEE

[ShayminQueenReviews]

I always lose when my shit @ 1:04

[austinorama10]

lol

[TheInufan123]

I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!

XD LOLLLLLLLLL

[ijustreview]

source?

[MrRonaga]

Don't worry. They are all on their quest beds.

[alannadc1]

Sorry Bro....my grey friends......//shot

[darkghor]

WHERE DOIN THIS.

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

[trioxyz7]

0:38 BRO STRIDERRR

[1998koko100]

Lol

[CloudCukkooLander]

My chest hurts now. Thanks, dick.

Just give the kid his damn malk.

[ShiningEnjeru]

MALK

[DemonicOnyx7]

SORRY CRABDAD... MY HUMAN FRIENDS...

[TheKiaraRosset]

This reminds me of family guy... Brian and stewie :3

[vancesmith97]

xD

[TheStarsScreamForHim]

I love you so much for this.

[KunoichiKazuko]

technically dave has his white and grey friends. e w e

[TheDevilishReaper]

Dave: Sorry Dad.... my white friends...

JESUS CHRIST LMFAO

[SayaDreyar]

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU BECAUSE OF THIS <3333

[MosoStuff]

Oh gawd, I remember when they did this skit in the One Acts last year. XD;

[Mudfire4]

Lol.

Best crossover ever. XD

[ArcticFoxKit]

I dunno if I like the original better or not, but I definitely have a new headcanon voice for John.

[CorpusHeart]

Milkato Milkata -w-

[ThomasCarle]

Someone please animate this completely. This is hysterical. XD

[KokiriEmerald]

Lol, Dave being a black guy. xDD

[SpiceyBrainSoup]

Sorry Bro...my white friends...

[Arcticfox97]

@SpiceyBrainSoup why is Dave saying that? Karkat is the one in the room that isn't white......... he's grey! XD

[yoobunny]

Like a disease.

[HiOkamiProductions]

and then all of a sudden they become singing cows =3= <3

[MegaAwesomenessful]

lmao, this is amazing.

[aquirethefire7]

Dave with a southern drawal. Fuck yes please

[PurpleKirby54]

mulk ironically.

[DaveFuckinStrider]

Almost choked.

Sudden urge to go raid the fridge in a John cosplay whatisthis?

[viewerofcomedylol]

OMG THIS IS LIKE ME AND MY FRIEND OMG OMG

[imsostupidyay]

After this......I need some malk

[Scooperchan]

Oh gosh, I busted up when bro showed up.

[quillandandrew]

I love how you keep using all of Julian Smith's videos.  They are amazing. you should do blind date next.

[DesotellRacing62]

i think this is my 3rd time watching this today

[yamihikarilightdark9]

I pretty much lost my shit at this video. x'D Anyone else have the urge to call milk malk/mulk?

Welp, time to drink some malk. Along with some hot koolaid with some cool huip on top.

[Moriwolf]

Julian smith Homestuck crossover.

Best thing ever. :3

[YupinaX]

YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO MEEE

[supermanwich23]

I laughed so hard that malk came out of my nose... oh gawsh this is so good

[UltimateValentine]

Dave: Sorry, dad. My white friends.

[UltimateValentine]

DJFEDLFSKEDF LOSING MY SHIT BRB

[bfb]

Haha omg this is too perfect. I burst out laughing like a hyena when Dave said MAWLK. XD

[invadermcr]

I wonder,how the hell does Karkat get himself pulled into these situations?XDD

[shrivak]

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[DontFeedTheWhales]

YOUR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME LMFAO

[Snopie213]

Best.Video.EVAR. now give meh a glass of malk..

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

So how many hours did those guns take you?

[DManCrooks]

YOUR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

@DManCrooks YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME

[kittyxpowerx12]

THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT.

and i made a strange loud laugh..

[kimbederp]

THIS

[MurakuTheWolf]

I favorited

Clicked the X

Favorited again

And did this about 14 more times

[PorcelainLullabies]

dave is black

[ALEG0Man360]

Bad animating stupid acting ripp off of family guys cool whip

[KanLenaxXxSasoDei]

@ALEG0Man360 They didn't make the audio and the animation is supposed to be a bunch of deep drawings.

Good day.

[KanLenaxXxSasoDei]

@KanLenaxXxSasoDei NOT DEEP I MEANT DERP.

I have auto correct on my computer >:V

[calebargh]

Cool hwhip rip off

[BlakePlacebo]

LOL

[artisabang1313]

what is this i dont even

[TheHiddenJinx]

OH GOG-

I-I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

I CAN'T STOP!

[elronman]

I wonder if they give the death penalty to suicidal people.

[Misscarter1997]

@elronman They actually used to, in the 19th century XD

[boredomDX]

I was seriously laughing so hard at this oh my god.

[TheBrokenTeeth]

OMG BRO.

Inside voices please.

[Coraliepengy]

New John headcannon voice.

[valeriealicexo]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[ilovesidneyalot]

oh my god halarius

[Coraliepengy]

Congrats. You made me laugh out loud.

[LOLWUTDDD]

I don't even.

But this.

[QueenToJoker]

I'm still hearing milk... In Holland he would pronounce it right.

[BecNoir]

A simple question: Why isn't Equius in this video?

[warXnXpeace]

Head Canon John

[VengefulTigress]

LOL.

1:04

[SammiSam8881]

@RikaKatsuki

ohhhhh....oh well.

[njbluexbandit]

oh my gog.

i'm gasping for air.

[yaoiisfun96]

John.... you do realize that you are likely just making Karkat hate you more, right? Ahhh, poor dear. ouo

(I don't mind though~ >w>)

[bobert10109]

Why dose BRO look like a pokemon trainer with gar shades

[PrincessAngstYT]

@bobert10109 Cuz that's what he looks like. xD

[SammiSam8881]

YOUR AUNT IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!

[RikaKatsuki]

@SammiSam8881 He said your hand is like a brother to me.XD

[mokokobun]

Christ. Almighty.

[Link79957]

This. It's canon.