How To Be A Man

[Hiasl1998]

0:04

[MEEEeeeee900]

wtf...........................­.

[Hiasl1998]

hahaha And no showering showering is for women children and people who respect themselves.

lol

[inmypants0102]

0:03

[Gaprielll]

ML nr 5: the music is great, where can i hear the full version?

[themorbidhunger]

Wow!! This is so awesome. Utterly hilarious... Can't believe I never saw this one. :D

[SlayerForLife2012]

I wonder what his neighbors think about him :D

[Axisoflords]

0:04 = LOL!

[kittyfairy123]

o o

[iisyassy1]

OHHHHHHHHHH thats what the male mind is desterbing

[Wulvez]

I has that same wolf puppet ;D

[tophrocks96]

NOW I understand the male mind...

[theplaidpirate]

LOVE

[Tylerallan24]

I now know the full understanding of life.

[MegaZer0]

This Video Promotes Retardation ^.^

[raissagc1]

Muito bom :)

[COOPERtheBLONDE]

he said derp

[IRONxROB]

know what else is a joke? A guy that makes fuckin youtube videos for a living. lol Later

[balls2411]

LMFAO

[Herochanluver]

This video may be a joke, but it's so fucking true about how most men act. XD

[OurHysteria]

Dude, the videos just a joke, if you don't like it, then don't view his videos

[IRONxROB]

Funny...Onision doesn't know the first things about being a 'man'...I mean a real MAN, seems like all he knows is how to be a whiny boy. Or just straight up pussy. Whichever you prefer.

[Nat4Brendan]

@IRONxROB Yeah... I think you missed the point.

[spilledinsanity]

@IRONxROB Yeah cause he's not a "real" man until he acts just like you think he should. A penis should do it.

[MrLacquerhead]

I got to sat i liked the banana song but me and my cousin is offended by this i think? Wtf? Seems kinda sexists a little..

[bioniclefan1999]

i hardly agree with onision but this time i do

[thecodman258]

he is so stupid

[blank3412]

This is a disgrace.

[dreadfulkiller199]

thank u swordangel3 hes has problems but so many people do thumbs up he fucked in the head he needs help big time

[Pancakeface117]

@dreadfulkiller199 Nah, he's just funny and you take things too serious so just fuck off.

[TheRockinRaven]

Why the title change?



[swordangel3]

wtf is wrong with this dude..

[unicornzEATmusic]

it's the bro code but better :D

[Twwistad]

Onision should do a scottish dance in a kilt. That would be niice.

[Blogeyturtle]

pause 1:35 SANJI

[spiritwolf1970]

Gay much? lol what would you know about being a man ..funny

[dcheyne1977]

0:47 best part ever

[zranezbobmcjoejoe]

i let my wife watch this and she grew a penis

[pure1emre]

@zranezbobmcjoejoe how

[Earpollution121]

him getting on the roof is the best part....

[SierraLovesUTube]

So, whats the woman law?

I BRAKE IT.

[Schubijak]

Notice how Oni shows us a british 3

[MsJordiebug7]

1:37 why the fuck is he on zeh roof? XD

[xxxHeavyH20xxx]

@MsJordiebug7 cause he is a man!!

[SweetCupcakes124]

I love the G'Derp

[orion9k]

I bet the guy who came up with this video are one of those guys with +200 girlfriends and yet still a virgin

[jplb96]

@orion9k he was married

[Boroboo1]

I actually took the time to sign out and sing in with one of my accounts just to thumbs up and subscribe cuz I watched your youtube success video....

[TIFAandtheSLENDERMAN]

Epic ending

[endthedisease]

The ending is so manly.

[YellowJelloXD]

Haha, the video "Gay Thoughts" is in Related Videos. xD

[SykaProductions]

it`s strange how some people don`t realize that this vid is sarcastic, all these 'man laws' are actually 'douchebag' laws,to make guys realize that they are not considered to be 'men' when they follow these rules but more likely immature 'boys' who are caught up with the wrong concepts, if you reverse the laws,to some extent,you will get a real man

Great video Onision and clever observations.....:)

[Kabutopuppy]

XD ahaha win

[852dennis]

i love this video x3

[shersinnisrehs]

Forgot the man law never date your best friend's ex bucko

[gettheledouthomes]

@shersinnisrehs this was all sarcastic... so if he would've said that what he subliminally would've meant is thats totally fine.

though that is a real law

cuz some douchers think its fine.

[heheIvan]

This is just so....fucking...GENIUS.

I watched it over 15 times since the day it was posted.

MAN LAW! FUCK YEAH!

EH DERP!

[wesolintKID]

shiz i spelled that wrong

[wesolintKID]

i think i just got mind raped by some homo who has his boy freand cut his hair

[JOonthego13]

Cause you're a man! *background music* That was my favorite part.

[apen1010]

fag

[XxSockmonkeyxX]

He looks like Steven Wilson a little bit in this one.

[saharmaghsoodi]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA 0.05 

[JellyKandi]

I love the face you make when you say "That's not gay" at 0:31 hahaha

[MrMrPopols]

WHAT SONG NAME IS - 1:40

[thebigblogtheory1]

I am obsessed with this vid! Love itt!!

[chunksthemonkey1]

Thank you for proving the idiocy of most men... P.S yes I am a guy

[iLikeaBoyInUniform]

omfg dude dogs r way bettr than faggy cats

[Specialagntbob]

@iLikeaBoyInUniform yes they are! fuck cats, if i wanted to have a living creature mooching off of me without helping me out or hell, making me laugh, id look for roommates on craigslist.

[devilpipz]

ORLY u gotta get married to a girl uless ur stupid!! and wtf man laws thtz y man r from mars and women r from venuse tht y we smarter we from the planet of smart and dudes r from the planet of stupid!!!! get it!!!???!!!

[RavenSymone223]

@devilpipz .....Wtf?

[ErikaResponding]

Oh yeah, bagpipes!

[LuxuryMidinight]

@RavenAudron100 :p You have reason!

[punk2564]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ!

[Animat8r]

@punk2564

How do you do that?

[macadam96]

@punk2564 beautiful

[SONSofVENDETTA]

but I don't want to get raped tht shit hurts

[joyfulkiller1]

idk wat to do iv watch all of ur vids onision like a trillion times!!!!!!!

{litraly iv watch all his vids big fan xD}

[DbsDoom]

621 people like football.

[LuxuryMidinight]

@Masethingy Yeah, from all over the world, I'm french (I'm 15) and here, nobody know onision. They says: "Onision, c'est quoi ça?!" ("Onision what is this?!") ... So, I just want to say, your "funny videos" are realy funny!

[LuxuryMidinight]

so I think about your neighbors, they must be laugh every day when you look yours costumes... :p

[deathstarparty]

its funny cause its true.

[elyzz2011]

XD oh my gosh lol that was funny

[DiggerDeeper1]

A DERP!!!

[ThisISImperfection1]

@Masethingy THANK YOU!!!!! :) I agree with you :)

[TheIceGamers]

0:02 <3

[Llollian]

WTF at 0:53

[gothbabe17]

this reminds me of the movie "American Psycho" lol

[Blue370z]

"Who cares if you go to jail and get raped by a bunch of dudes? Not like you're not already use to it, cause you're a MAN!" lmao

[EastCoastPeace3]

NDERRP.

hahaha

[breon1238]

ge-DURR!

[bertof993]

giggity goo fo shoo mcgoo!

[disturbed666ism]

im a vegatarian. and if anyone else out there is a vegetarian, keep it up!

[isaazman123]

wtf was that.



[daddyg321]

Again this idiot shows he has problems. Is anyone doing a phyc study on this nut job?

[misscicijones]

@daddyg321 shut up! onision is amazing! he has amazing skills. theres no reason for you to hate on him. so just go away and stop watching his videos! theres a solution.. you ignoramus..

[daddyg321]

@misscicijones He is amazing alright, just for fun have a pro in mental health watch several of his vids and see how amazing he is. I have a lot of reasons to point out what seems to be mental illness, and incorrect, dangerous advice that many of us see. I can't correct the errors if I don't watch. Now I will go cry because of your name calling, boohoo.

[emopufferfish]

@daddyg321 You dont seem to see why he makes these videos do you ?

[daddyg321]

@emopufferfish Yes I do I've seen this shit before, and repaired what damage I could, but things can never be made right. The onionhead seems to be a dangerous mentally ill junior tyrant. I've seen it several times, I hope you learn, with a minimum of pain.

[awxish]

@daddyg321 you know that it's a joke, right?

[crashe3]

@daddyg321 nipples

[Haru0000xD]

this video is pure WIN!!!

[Hanthorness]

@ErrrrrrRia LIKE A MAN!!!! :D lol

[bowlingforsoupluv96]

lol this videos SOOOOO funny 0:20 skye's face :)

[RandomDifference15]

XD That was hilarious. That totally made my day.

[ALiCat6667]

Cause your a man! (music!)

[agwideout19]

quite possibly the dumbest video i've ever seen

[stinekid912]

Fuck yaaaaa the doll from chibi fights a demon was in this one!!!

[YusufAlaseeri]

So I'm not a man because I don't do these things?

[immortalpuppylol]

@YusufAlaseeri Did you take this video seriously?

[YusufAlaseeri]

@immortalpuppylol No. -_-

[3v3rythingandanythin]

I saw a guy adjusting his junk in school and it was sad because i thought of man law #8 and lol'd. no one understood was so funny.

[SiegfriedTheodor]

YES! because im a man! -pounds chest- xD

[iamthecooltype]

You rock Onision!

[AnthonyRaymondCurtis]

lmao 

[GeminiWithHope]

Im so glad not all men follow these laws...

[rainbowfingerprints]

i wonder what else onision and skye use those handcuffs for..... 0-0

[BionicleHarry]

Omg ONI you like bagpipes? Cuz I go to Scotland alot cuz I live in teh uk and I always hear them :D

[TheZache9]

Is he gay?

[musixluver891]

@TheZache9 no thats his wife in the video hes juss actin gay for our entertainnment

[TheZache9]

Is he gay?

[VisualKeiCupcake]

Derp.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Super man quote: "I am a vagitarian".

Ooooh you see what I did there?

[redhatlt]

GAY LAW.

Everything is gay even they not gay part.

[LuxuryMidinight]

@redhatlt It's for laugh.... -___-"

[VxMyaxV]

omg at 0:47 i have that toy....zomg

[imnotweirdimspecial]

where did ya get the orange jale gumpsuite?

[RicerEater1978]

he didnt get laid for a week after making this

[jarisfurry]

the football part was sooooo hilarious!

[itsmariahx]

the end = love.

[ChristRocker3522]

is it me, or did law seven sound like it was said by emo charlie?

[SucksWiener]

okay dogs are awesome man but good vid

[Earpollution121]

ERDURP!

[M3hdi00]

dont forget. the pants are never pulled up.... -___-

[SucksWiener]

i geuss im not a man

[DoofStar112]

This is my Message Tone (; x

[ThisISImperfection1]

0:04

ha derp!

lol

[SwanDust]

Brilliant. One of the most truthful videos out there....

[DoofStar112]

man law and his tiny dick CLASSIC (; lol x

[HazukiLe]

Last pose was byfar the most maniliest thing I've ever seen.

[odysseasX]

Thumbs up, if ur a MAN!

[TheVideoSuite]

psh onision this is one of the only videos ive actually liked of your... prb is while some have comedy its is to fast paced 3rd grader comedy and doesnt fit alot of peoples syles... THE PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE WATCHING YOU

[xxzg360xx]

Man Law number 1. Dont have a guy Haircut like this guy! Cut your hair you look like a fucking woman

[Itachisasukekiller]

You look like Phoenix Wright in thst suit lol.

[TAnN3rPi3cuCh]

NOW I KNOW!

[guitarman0366]

@TAnN3rPi3cuCh ... And know is half the battle.

[IzzyIsRad]

Get raped by a bunch of men

Not like your already used to it

Because your a MAAAN!!!!

[Sivels]

I love to hate this guy.

[tmaahs123]

no showering



[SuperAshlie95]

MMMDIDDY!!!

[TheBoredTV]

Like the suit. Badass

[whorlus]

epic

[ladydie1234]

I'll help with u!!!!.... I'll keep u company!!!... UR AWES

OMe AND I KNOW THT BEING ALONE.. SUCKS

[thae2020]

so glad i'm a woman XD

[Cubarted]

'cause you're a man! *dee dee*

[cecedott]

shower retarded

[kyrahatesyourpickles]

Oh how I wonder what Skye's life is like....

"Where's your husband?"

"In the fetal postition, rocking backing fourth, on the patio..."

[Dune1884]

cause im a man.

[MrMrPopols]

what song name 1:43 ?

[OmfgItsHenu]

there, now onision has made fun of every single thing there is xD

[Mint0ATH]

cuz ur a man! TA-DA!

[Zamouzik]

@Mint0ATH Hell yeah! xD

[violet020999]

This is just lyk my brother is all the tym! lol, hes SOOOOOOO sexist!

[macirockstar3]

0:22 is soo funny! i love skye!

[aleexx42]

Onision is the man to marry.

[jjaammee55]

0:58 so funny

[HaraceHavoc]

I only do 7 out of the 10 of those. Does that mean I'm 7 tenths a man?

@HaraceHavoc