Mario in the Morning: Lara Croft Tomb Raider (Live Action Series)

[jadonSteve]

Do jak and daxter next

[jadonSteve]

Do jak and factor next

[Bigcountry2241]

Mario. Your opinion is irrelevant. If you don't want her, I'll take her ;D

[xXfuzzyyetiXx]

she looks amazing!

[superjuca55]

I didn't understand the humor in this one. Is Mario blind? Or did he go gay?

[MichHannerGates]

Do you think if she is fat?... LOOK YOUR MOTHER BEFORE AND SAY  THAT AGAIN

[Ang3lxSlaughter]

I adore how people complain so much about the girl RPing Lara. Seriously, stop being dicks and enjoy the video.

[hochi2221]

Mario is gay

[mgibsoni]

She looks great to me!

[Itachigan22]

I'd raid her tomb any day :)

[The2mcool2]

she is soooooooooooooooooo HOT

[Dalle89]

damn :D I likey.

[RyanNewell122]

I can't believe people are calling her fat, SHES A CURVACIOUS BOMBSHELL!

[dylandyson]

Tell me I'm being harsh, but let's not dodge the truth. There is a difference between curves and rolls -- a big difference. Guess what? Curves don't roll. & to the fool below who said this girl is a better Lara than Ms. Jolie... kill yourself please.

[RyanNewell122]

@dylandyson you are because they don't look like rolls, shes not queen latifa, you can tell its curves cause its in natural proportions, and anyway, the rolls are probably because shes sitting down. I've lost loads of weight since i started working out and I still roll my stomach when sitting down.

[Nightshift10000]

And another thing isn't Master Cheif Dating Lara Croft right now? Oh Master Cheif is gonna be pissed at Mario when He finds out about this.

[Nightshift10000]

You guys are all such fucking idiots, it's called being Shapley and Voluptuous. That's what this woman is she is such a better Lara Croft than Angelina. I don't fucking get it what is everyones problem, I mean does everyone on the internet have a skinny, Anorexic bitch fantasy or what? Stop dissing on this woman she's is more Lara Croft than Lara Croft herself!

[Baklasko64]

She's the hottest woman i've ever seen. I've gotta change pants :$ she so f*uckin' hot!! What's her name? :$ that cleavage is also amazing :$

[PurpleSakuraKiss]

sure if you people like feeling up on broom sticks, then yeah, this girl is to much of a woman for you :P i think she's beautiful ^_^ and healthy, unlike anorexic twigs >_> , Mario is a dumb ass she;s gorgeous lol

[SakuraSamael]

Wow, fail guys. It took until page SEVEN of the comments before someone mentioned that her accent was wrong. By the way, she's not fat. She's a real woman, and really beautiful. All of you shallow assholes can go fuck yourselves, because with that kind of a prick personality, you're clearly not getting laid anytime soon.

[rez6457]

@SakuraSamael lololololol, stop defending the fat chick.

[SakuraSamael]

@rez6457

Go ahead, keep calling her fat. That just makes it easier to identify you assholes.

[rez6457]

@SakuraSamael and keep defending the chick with thunder thighs it just makes you easier to identify as a kid with horrible taste in women

[SakuraSamael]

@rez6457

So I accept all shapes and sizes and you think I have horrible taste in women? Well aren't you a brainless one. I'm glad you've made your opinion so clear. It saves some wonderful girl from wasting her time on you. : )

[MrGame1414]

@rez6457 shes not fat. shes mid. not fat but not skinny...

[rez6457]

@MrGame1414 when her thighs are that big shes not mid nor skinny

[MrGame1414]

@rez6457 ... watever believe wat u want to believe in...

[816dexter]

@SakuraSamael i tap that anytime of the day

[icepikoftime]

What a beauty!



[lwqyt]

who stopped at 1:24?^^

[SparksterG40]

megasge for mario:  ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

[KatieSexyBabez]

my vagina is rexreational only hehe

[FlorentGTS]

Donkey Kong is lucky

[KuryuShikotsu]

@linkcm at least donkey kong know whats up. i bet he copped a feel

[adefesioslp]

damn! who is this girl!!! o.O name plis

[Metallica995987]

She was actually very hot

[redstormfighter29]

She needs to lose weight.......like alot

[omp777]

@redstormfighter29 I bet u get all the hot ladies

[hochi2221]

she's so cute and sexXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXy

[linkcm]

Ohhhh gawd...Mario can HAVE those skinnier versions of Lara Croft...

This woman right here is just TOO beautiful! She's gorgeous from head to toe, with such voluptuous curves and softness. This is EXACTLY the kind of woman I crave, no doubt.

Such a pretty face, lustrous brown hair, full breasts, a bit of tummy to play with (and a sign of maternal beauty), thick luscious thighs, cushy ass, and fair skin to bring it all together.

This woman is indeed blessed by the goddess Aphrodite.

[AlwaysJon]

@linkcm You're gay

[linkcm]

@AlwaysJon ...hmmm...

**runs through checklist**

-Complimenting a woman on her physique

-Obsessing like mad over her body

-Having fantasies about making sweet hot love to her at night

I don't see much gayness here.

[AlwaysJon]

@linkcm I was sort of joking. The comment was just written with metrosexual stylings...

[linkcm]

@AlwaysJon Ahh, that. Well, since women hear "hot" and "fuckable" and "I wanna fuck your tits" a lot, I've developed a habit of using detailed, beautifying compliments to make them feel more beautiful. In the end, sure, I just wanna fuck 'em, but I at least want them to blush and feel gorgeous before doing so. :P

[AlwaysJon]

@linkcm You're a better man than me then....

[GoGoOtaku]

"Product not suitable for children or adults of any age. Product not compatible with most TVs and may cause retinal scarring, anal bleeding, social anxiety, nightmares about cats and an irresistable craving for human flesh and/or waffles." I bet there is a LJN Rainbow on the back of the box.

[LOCUSTHATER666]

I thought she looked great. As Duke would say "Hell I'd still hit it." xD lol

[Nandopopurri]

anybody knos her name?

[Nandopopurri]

She's just SO freaking awesome <3 <3 that's my type of a-girl

[Molorfuzzballl]

Lolz

[CommentStation]

keep clicking @ 0:54

[ochoasaur]

@CommentStation  T-bag!

[spencemace]

3:45 your welcome.

[spencemace]

she has voluptuous curves. mario is crazy.

[ChielScape]

607 women are jealous as hell.

[calebreyes6]

Donkey Kong took her and fucked her brains out!!!

[sauske5565]

i just got a boner

[gelal1000]

PRES 1 XD

[NetgearProductions]

Keep pressing 9 lololol!

[NetgearProductions]

Lol keep pressing 7 :P

[lmFromNorway]

<3 Rufus Johnsson is mah hero!

[cheesyfarter]

I like where the phone cord comes out of the elephant

[LBSonicT]

his voice gets annoying after a while. lol. damnit mario!

[ThePikazord]

KEEP PRESSING 3 AND REALIZE HOW WRONG IT LOOKS

[TheAkgun88]

TITS

[AlwaysJon]

This is the most horrible thing Ive ever seen

[keeperoflenneth]

I knew he didnt climb poles in-game that way because it was effective. Now we know for sure.

[linkcfh]

i would hit that for suuuuuuuuuuuuure

[krattusminimus]

MUST have the name of the chick...

:D

[TheRealDangerShark]

@krattusminimus Laryn Michael, sir. See moar on dangershark . com

[cactyalisum]

this is painstakingly awful

[canadianeh24]

this is fucking stupid... and that chick is hot

[boludovos]

shes chubby

[ChefPJ12]

why was lara's intro music he halo reach theme?

[FirezZ018]

@ChefPJ12 Because she is the real Kat!

[stickmanbrains]

Why do they say she's ugly when they use HER in the preview picture for the video to get viewers... contradict much.

[redstormfighter29]

oh my god she's fat!

[ant851114]

she makes me get bigger even without mushrooms

[Brootl]

any1 see the fat guy behind them at "whats i the box"

[YayitsTimm]

3:48  :o

[LakoonTech]

Wrong accent Lara! ...but nice tits.

[A4moondoggy]

totally sexy

[thekingofthepiano1]

why the fuck is he taking viagra ??? ^^

[AllDevouringRevenge]

let me get this straight.....halo reach theme is playing while mario is inviting lara croft on the set?!?!?!?!? since when has sony, nintendo, and microsoft been pals?

[GoodOldN1ghty]

she gott bewbz

[EdgewaterUSMCJROTC]

he can't look cause he going to have a boner hahaha

[machstarfox]

i think shes pretty

[pengykill]

0:54

BONER

[Lostdestiny]

is that mario a fuckin Mexican?

[miroradev]

@Lostdestiny italian

[4Orange2Bud0]

@Lostdestiny fail

[thefunnyshow911]

MARIO IS FUCKIN RETARDED SHES HELLA HOT

[CrazyPCKid]

It's those damn mushrooms he keeps on taking

[BennyBoyStudios]

I'd love to be Donkey Kong when he takes her away if y'know what I mean.

[GoodMilks1]

1:05 Jizzed, in my pants.

[armorhide406]

halo reach theme?

[wabitgirl]

Yeah, she was hot. Mario is just gay, sorry. XD For Luigi.

[toxikwafflestudios]

hey shes actualy pretty hot

[Matousz]

where's your curleh moustache!

[AmericanOsttle9]

did you see he was looking away

[gazzxr]

I paused at 1:06....

[valy225]

top 1 mario act gay.........

top 2 lara croft is on crack...........

top 3 donkey kongis on crack

[valy225]

my dick could be up if i se angelina jolie the one that acted lara croft but that movie is from 2001/2003 so thats why mario is on crack

[valy225]

0:55 mario dick is up

[valy225]

1 mario in the morning show each day is good in the morning

[RyansUnleashed]

thumbs up

[linkcm]

581 people can't handle a REAL beauty.

[linkcm]

@linkcm Never mind, CANCEL that last comment.

581 people CAN handle a real beauty. 1,211 people support asshole plumbers who like skinny bitches.

[soul516]

Thought she was brittish O.o

[momothelemur]

@soul516 She was...

[kenshinthemaster]

Wow.. thats like.. wow.... They played the halo reach theme at the start!.. what the hell.. Lol..

[mafiaman500]

These are the best graphics I've ever seen. Ha ha ha!!

[BGHetfield96]

boooooooooooooobs *drools*

[rmysterio80]

chubby Laura

[ninjaguy155ROBLOX]

you people are such pervs..... when he stood up, he felt his penis and the cam kept zooming on here tits...

[UseHACK]

@ninjaguy155ROBLOX its a joke idiot, gtfo kid

[Praioscal]

I like dat woman

[facepoke]

If you listen to the crowd after 1:16, they disagree with Mario completely!

[cjilloz]

Boner... down pretty fast

[michpPS3]

4:41 wata head

[Arcasmable]

Quite sure her name is Laryn Michael.

[akeinro]

I bet Dk had that girl lol i mean that what i would do just sayin :D heh heh

[thedeadgatekeeper]

I see nothing wrong with her :( When i saw her my eyes popped out of my head :P When i saw Mario dissing on her i was yelling at my monitor screaming "SHUT UP AND STEP ON GODAMN MOLE THINGS!" I mean, she's a whole lot better than that slut Princess peach, at least Laura Croft can defend herself! LOL!

P.S.Mario sounds like me when i first started puberty :D

[snpierkiller]

Boner....

[Kshann06]

i click this because of the sexy girl .

[TheMinifro]

nothing wrong with that girl, just got some meat on her, like she should ,means shes got a nice filled out round ass :P

[LadyArwenFC]

WTF?? Another women that thinks she is Lara??? geeeeez

[Antikukafe]

D: SHESE HOT D: WHAT IS THIS

[gameplayer951]

Nice Mario accent, I guess. :P

[BlackeR004]

i dont think those tic tacs are really tic tacs (drugs)

[ThisIsThreeDogOwwwww]

just more cushion for the pushin'

[AlecsRandomVideos]

I'd Fap.

[NIMONIMONIMO333]

She is obese. Just look at how thick her arm is & I bet mostly is fat, not muscle.

[awkword519]

@NIMONIMONIMO333

OBESE!? Hahahahaha... I bet you pull of the hottest girls don't ya bud? I bet they define sexy...

[tf2maniac123]

@NIMONIMONIMO333 oh my god her arm is 1 inch wider than other womens arms zomg zomg shes fat!

[gundom119]

She hot

Face 10/10

Body 10/10

Sexy 100%

[fiskefyren]

@gundom119 a little to fat though...

[TheDudeman0234]

@fiskefyren Does everyone woman have to be as thin as a toothpick? Guess its ok for guys like me to be slobby fat asses, but if a woman is I gotta make fun of her.

[ochoasaur]

@gundom119 She's not bad =D

[MrGunnaras]

wel actually she's a bit chubby

[Eatinbritches]

WTF, Mario must be gay. I'd stick it between them funbags for hours... boioioioioioing

[HellzKid]

omfg she is smoking hot.

id ask for seconds and even like the plate.

[wolfdrenal]

really beautiful girl

[DonsanUsake569]

A Cute, latin Girls for you busizz4me.info

[dbxbeat]

ahhaha one of the shoebox options is Farts

[stefanopoly]

what did i just watch?

[zadlo002]

Molto bella!

[PedrozaJonathan]

She's VERY hot.

[icerat19]

i think shes hot, i hate girls who are two skinny

[daavpuke]

I'd motorboat the hell out of that, dayum!

[40kchaoslord]

jesus, that woman is just living proof that a bigger woman is sexier. sheesh, id take her over angelina jolie, call me crazy, i dont care. bigger, is always better, and im not just talking about the chest

[AlloftheElements]

Those boobs are good enough to turn a straight girl into a lesbian... I would know...

[gundom119]

wats the lara croft girls name in this video shes really hot

[omp777]

@gundom119 Laryn micheal, she has a youtube channel, but hasnt uploaded any, so incourage her and maybe she will! :D

[deejayvogg]

she has preatty face and pretty body, with a phew killos/pounds less would be perfect

PS love the Drift King tie

[MASTRCHIEFMOE]

nothing stops me from masturbating....

[arheline]

is that Fit as a man woman or worse fatty

[totallynoob96]

she's fast

[blackrabbit2999]

ohhhh yeahhhh!!!

[m0dm0use]

1:24 nom nom :P

[GoldenCrusader93]

LOL

thump up if you love big boobs

[ImShindo]

TITS or GTFO!

[MGAwild]

lara is British ...

[666devilfabricater]

shes cute,i dont get it

[100poopz]

all i have to say is TITS

[AlexTcfy]

Damn.. she is HOT!

And what's that?

"Face - 9/10

Body - 1/10

total - 5/10"

Seriously? Do you guys like anorexic women? Curvy >>> flat (well of course till it's too big)

[cathaldotcom]

@AlexTcfy Wow you are a perv.you are seriously giving a woman marks?sexist pig

[andarsjukir]

All I can say is... damn that's a nice rack o.O