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  • this video shows all the stuff I took 4 years of German class for. lol. can I hug it? =D

  • Very funny)) especially music

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  • lol so random

  • You look sexy with pig tails.

  • i love germany and all that german stuff i wish i culd go back america shure dose suck

  • this is stupid no wonder there is 666 likes only the devil would find this good

  • I like that brunette girl! This video is ****

  • jajaja...me acabas de hacer perder mi tiempo viendo tu video, pero está chistoso

  • So, yeah, OK, that's two minutes of my life that I'll never get back. But, strangely, I rather enjoyed that video. You two are very funny. Sehr sehr lustig. (Yeah, I think I forgot an umlaut in there somewhere.)

  • @dianacwolf you didnt forget one ;)

  • @dianacwolf No there aren't any Umlaute in this sentence. <:

  • for sure, this is our sun!

  • german sun? I don t think so...

  • buen video y las chicas tan preciosas pero no entiendo nada.

  • you should come up with German Schmeisser :) thats good idea for next video ;)

  • This is freaking awesome!!! :D I love this video <3 I want to go to Germany one day, and I'm one of those weird, slightly obsessed people who freak out about anything german. I even freak out simply when I hear the german accent, or see something written in german O.o Crazy? Perhaps.

  • @LiebeAlles16

    hey if i u really have the chance to go to germany one day - have fun ;)

    and a good advise for you : go to BAVARIA ;)

  • @XbabymillionX NOOOOO please not. xD Okay, enjoy the Oktoberfest but the rest... NOO... visit Berlin, Hildesheim, Kiel, Hamburg, Weimar. :) That's Germany. xDD

  • @MonaHerSelf

    Oh wow....let me guess, u think bad about bavaria?! whats wrong with that?! okay the other cities are ok, but bavaria is the best ;)

    whatever....

    have fun in berlin ect. :)

  • @XbabymillionX No I haven't got a problem with bavaria, but nearly all tourists think that all cities in Germany looks like bavaria and all people are like the bavarian people and that is totally wrong. Most people in Germany put jokes on bavaria, like: Bavaria is abroad. xD Just a joke... ^^

  • @MonaHerSelf

    hey mona ;)

    ok so u think the same what all the other ppl say about bavaria?!have u ever been there in your life?! ;)lol, yeah i know that some stupid germans put jokes on bavaria...whats the reason for jokin?! the way they talk, the way they dress?! bavarian ppl are def lovely outgoing ppl ;) everytime welcome there! ;) I could make fun of other cities with their strange dialect lol : ) sry!and its not nice to say bavaria would be abroad :D and wuuh, such idiots ;) have a good day

  • @XbabymillionX

    oh i just saw u are from germany?! xD

    how funny ;)

  • @LiebeAlles16 I'm so glad to know I am not the only who is so obsessed with all things German! And I am a weird Malaysian Chinese girl! Hah!

  • This video, apart from being generally idiotic, purports to be showing "German" things...YET...and the producer of this film decided to insert what she calls "music" as a background to parts of the video. BUT...did she choose GERMAN music for her sound score? NO! She chose NEGRO (c)"rap" noise instead of genuine German music. It proves that she is simply another mindless, cultureless, PRIMITIVE, brainwashed young German...who embraces every form of foreign filth over anything really German.

  • Vell, I did like zis verry matsch, you nice girrls did a gud tschob zere indeed ... Venn I amm finischt vith ze interpretation (zat iz: vot tschu arr trying to zay to uss) I vill komm back and let tschu know vott I haff found, ze fundamental sekret of ze vidjo I mean. Zo guttbye for ze time-bejeing.

  • I really like your videos! Maybe we meet someday in Germany.

  • 2 minutes of my life...it was great...you cheered me up...thank you:)

  • Brilliant!

  • hehe i like it. schönes video.

  • Your videos are hilarious, I love your German accents!

  • Yeah, many overseas people are like that.

  • wtf... show tits or gtfo.

  • Go Kiwi and Friend!

  • ROFL

  • It is funny, honest.

  • this is where my granny sucked joe goebbels cock

  • "bambi was an a-hole" haha awesome :D

  • Eine Currywurst ist kein "Fast-food". Es ist ein kulinarisches Meisterwerk :D

  • what is germen fast food it looks like sourcrout and cabossi dont know how 2 spell that if so ur lucky i started wachin ur vids 2 learn germen cause i have germen heritage i have many qestions ( u r AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) what tv shows do u wach over there i really wannna go 2 germany ur freinds cool 2(i geuss?)thanks for all the german lessons i am ur biggist fan i made a account just 2 say all this is thereaway 4u2 reply to me whats ur email (ur AWSOME LAST THING UM GONNA SAY BYE KIWI) AND BFF

  • Betreten der Grünfläche verboten!!!!

  • this is german pussy omg can i fuck it?

  • @kidri0t lmfao

  • @kidri0t

    Go ahead.

  • @VannevarBush okay??

  • @kidri0t

    They re eating her!

    watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

  • Oh my god, two girls! Can i burn it? :D

  • @BloodEX3 sure! ;)

  • I liked this video. Funny.

  • 0:24 funny scream....

  • OMG !!!!!!!

  • STOP! You can't step on the grass in germany. thats ridiculous.

  • Haha that was funny :D :D :D :D id do the same thing if i went to Germany like "OMG this is a german HOUSE! :)"

  • lol Omg German deer! =) I like this random video good job on this video.

  • Ofcourse Bambi was an arsehole, he got it from his father.

  • Instead of music from Billion you could have used german music like "die Ärzte".

  • oooooooooooooooooppppppppppppp­ppppppfffffffffffffffeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

  • cute

  • OMG

    i love it

  • luuuuuuuuuustig

  • You should do something like this again, except use the German words for whatever object you are talking about. i think it could be useful for those who are learning German. (Like me). :D

  • @Liam69Lynnwood Yes, I agree!

  • tier=animal xD

  • I love that bambi was an asshole.. awesome

  • XD Ö.Ö

  • kiwi says "cherman" instead of "jerman" "iss" instead of "iz".... corrections are good for 2nd language speakers :)

  • @Diabolous3x um german is spelt with a G not a J, sorry if I sound rude, I don't mean to, so sorry again....

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  • @xxemobaby123

    I'm pretty sure they spelled it with a J instead of a G to show how the G sounds in its pronunciation, since English is her second language, and not its proper spelling.

  • @HojoOSanagi OH MEIN GOTT!!!! Will this EVER end?!? I KNOW the prounciation!

    I posted that comment MONTHS ago! Gott verdamme Frau oder Mann, was du du bist! I mean jeesh! give me a break..

  • ernsthaft wie langeweilig muss einem sein um dieses video zu gucken

    ich glaub ich geh mal eben was sinnvolles machen

  • 0:26 Wenn man es betreten darf, ist es kein deutsches Gras.

  • @Weishaubt *lachweg* Wahrlich.

  • Stitch!

    I am curious about German fastfood...

  • OMG it was funny ^^)

  • what the.. hah.. lol...

  • what a wasting of time, lol.

  • These are german emos.... can i punch her??? Yes you can Yaaayyyyy

  • die dunkelhaarige ist ja okay, aber die blonde sollte sich lieber verstecken, da hilft auch kein guter charakter mehr

  • Marijuana, I suppose...

  • OMG! That was an awesome video!

  • best vid so far...the voicemail.

    worse vid so far...Exploring German Stuff (The "OMG" Video)

  • i understood the whole klick hier... sentence

    haha

  • OMG

  • it´s funny  i love this video

  • this is fucking stupid.

  • @urdadsboyfriend just like your face :)

  • ROFL

  • I'm willing to bet, all the money in the world, that SpeedyKonKiwi likes black guys...I hate to break it to ya...

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  • That wasnt a german deer that was john deere lmao funny vid girls

  • great video :)

    Love Peace Nature Freedom Psytrance !!!

  • kein Wunder das es mit Deutschland immer weiter bergab geht -_-

  • You are amazing, Kiwi.

  • you know, fast food you normally eat with your hands

  • cool vid!

  • these girls are very cute! i fell in love with the "OMG" girl with the black hair. please write me a mail  : )

    nice vid very funny

  • haha funny.

  • i love this vid!

  • Na so kannst du das jetzt auch wieder nicht sagen ^^

    Man man man.... sowas hat es zu meiner Zeit nicht gegeben :o)

  • dass jeder Vollidiot seinen Mist auf Youtube stellen muss... -.-

  • Cool !!

    God bless you.

  • this ishow u say this is stupid

  • bambiiii. xD

    sehr schönes video. haha :D

  • How do I feel? sweetened by sweetyconkiwi, again... don't say bad things about her, she is nothing but adorable.

  • Ich sag Ja GAGA ! aber eine Hübsche ist se !

  • lame

  • omg germans do suck!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck yoU ! im german

  • how much for the german tree?

  • OMG.. these are two german faggots >_>

  • 0:25 "this is german grass"

    *puff puff*

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  • cant think outside their borders

  • omg this is german girl! ...)))))

  • OMG!! Lol.

  • COOOOOOL

  • OMG I LOVE GERMAN DEERS!!! lol

  • haha...uuund das war nicht deutsche Musik. haha

  • deine mimik ist der hit! pure cuuuuuteness. ^^

  • i have wasted 2 fuckin minutes of my life watchin this Bullshits

  • can u show me ur ass and say This is a German ass?!

  • currywurst FTW!!!!!!!!

  • Hahaha that video whas Too freakin' funny!! XD

  • haha if i ever got to travel to germay thats how i would act. XD!

  • HA wie lustig xD

  • you two just LOOK german. in the face. you act very german, too.

  • only kiwi is German. (The blond one who says everything is German) (:

  • i don't care, i love them both!

  • lol ok

  • cool a german tree!! hehe.......BAMBI XD

  • Okay Danke, that video made my day! That made me smile. :D

  • MAKES NO SENCE!

  • Wie geht's dir, Kiwi?

  • wie ich diese braune scheiße satt habe

    guckt euch das video an und fertig

    speedyyyyy :D

  • ...and this r two silly sluts!

    ..can i fuck them?

    ...of course...do it..

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  • Deutsch ist die Hirsche so cute

  • German girls turn me on... sexually.

  • AAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    NICE!!!

  • Oh god why are they listening to rap?? Is hip hop and rap popular in Germany? Cuz it's destroying America so please Germans, stick to rock and roll. Don't plague yourself with wanna be gangsters and brown people who can't dress right

  • dam straight its poisining australia XD Germans stick to METAL n rock and roll

  • Mein überaus praller Nationalstolz wurde extremst geprellt!!!

  • was das Bumsen diese Scheiße ist. das ist nicht deutsch das ist dummer amerikanischer Schund!

  • wenn amikids langeweile ham, kommt son shit bei raus-.-

  • everything german is better!

  • yup

  • for deer i thought she was about to be like: OMG CAN I FUCK IT?

  • Ist das ein deutsches Bier?

    Kann ich es trinken?

  • Auf jeden Fall eher als diese Pseudo-Pisse, die die Amis so saufen.

    Aber wir wissen ja, die einen trinken Bier und die andren das, was sie dafür halten.

  • OMG...

  • Oh man, do some people really have to take this so seriously?

    I loved the part with the sun xD

    And, yay, my English sucks :D

  • stupid lesbians

  • people are so rude they were just trying to have fun and u r there sitting there talking about hitler well i know it was a bad thing that he did but really its over and hes gone to so chill out im german and im not proud of hitler im really not so please get over it and try to enjoy randomness like this video!!!!

  • I gotta come to Germany some day! Such nice.....grass.....and Deer.

  • lol yaah

  • This was nuts. All I did was Google the days to hang a Schleswig Flag outside the house, and I get these videos. Very funny. Think you can make a video on the holidays of Schleswig Holstein and what days would be proper to hang a flag? lol...

  • And we are 2 german lesbians. OMG fuck you!!!

  • Deutschland ist so gut, ich wünschte, ich könnte zurück

  • I find it hilarious how this kind of video sparks dialogs about Hitler.. :) Łike it has anything to do with it... or anything else..

  • OMG.. I lost 2 min in my life to this??

    I want it back:O

  • me too.. hahaha

  • Mousavi muss Präsident des Iran, er kümmert sich um die Menschen so sehr er die für den Iran, wo Ahmadinedschad erklärt, keine Gefahr für sein Leben für die Menschen in Iran, große Zeichen Schwäche auf Ahmadinedschad. Sohn Muhammad Risiko Leben für die Menschen

  • Hitler did a bad think killing 6 mil jews , he should be here today killing far less , those jews that control the financial system in America wich trigered this world crisis .One of them Murdock or something like that who puled several mil of dollars leaving people with no option for future.

  • That looked suspiciously like a beer garden I went to in Munich? And that looks like I was sitting at the same table. Small world.

  • lol what do u call hitler?

    an idiot :o

    lol wtf tho :D

  • scheisse musik... and the right one looks like heidy XD woher ist dein deutsche outfit XD

  • See the problem is anytime i hear you speak, all i can hear is:

     "hitler, hitler, hitler, hilter"

  • Hahaha. The comments compensate for the time I lost watching the video.

  • Haha ur a fucking stupid :D BTW Hitler was very great man, respect him

  • Hitler was a stupid ass and we germans must be suffer by your silly jokes.

  • Agreed 100%

    Hitler war ganz verrückt

    I hate it when people call us all nazis because an AUSTRIAN took over our country >:(

  • Yay Austria!!!! :3

    I hate you Hitler >:(