I really enjoyed this film, but Madonna is still fucking joke. If she was considerate she would have taken her name off of it so critics wouldn't have slaughtered it. I feel bad for the actors.
why do everything hand-held? Please, Madonna, just because you had sex with a great director, doesn't mean you can direct. Maybe focus on making some good music first, then move on.
I do not know one reason why I would watch this movie. Story seems lame. Acting is bad. Cliched characters. Nothing interesting. I am not impressed by her directing.
is this what they call desperation this is crap, she 's better off singing or something like that. Maybe she should get into porn?? It's a shame she's totally lost it.
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Are you kidding me with this? Is this for real her movie? She needs to stay away from movies and stick to dancing with Justin cos he is her only hope on staying on top, all she is good for too! Terrible! Omg!
i am so sick of madonna...this is awful she needs to stay away from film..she always thinks she is so smart and bloody clever..knowing more about everything than anyone..the reason she has a golden globe in her hand is that she had NO control over Evita..she finnally listened to instructions on film!!!
My god this is horrific! Just shows what having too much money and no talent when it comes to film is like. She should stick to the day job and stop embarrassing herself. Mind you still better than her husband
this is the only bit of this film ive seen but going by this madonna's direction is appalling. a bad director will simply bore you, but it takes a combination of serious ineptness and overambitious arrogance in a director to have you constantly cringing at what they're doing throughout a scene. i suppose i should be pleased for gogol bordello getting that paper though
There are other clips on YouTube that are better. I also hate this scene, but it is actually supposed to be ridiculous because the spank-ee is paying the others for the privilege. Several of the other scenes are really charming and well-acted.
hiya, for those who seen the film can you please tell me if they saw a mk1 light blue fiesta in it, as madonna hired from my husband its his pride & joy and were dying to see it.thankyou
its actually not at all what I expected, somewhat interestingly quirky. There are slight shades on early John Waters about, a little random, absurd, a touch of pantomime. I'd need to see more of it, but I'm pleasantly surprised. I never thought she would make one of those "13 Going On 30" type films, judging from the movies see tends to watch, but I didn't envision her going so left of centre as she has. I wait to see the whole before passing full judgment, but it looks alright to me.
Asside from my MASSIVE CRUSH on the actor who plays the transvestite (because he's an absolutely magnetic person) this film is (and I know you worked hard on it M., clearly devoid of depth and purpose. You can't paste together a bunch of contrived, hacknied aphorisms and expect a worthy film to manifest. People aren't actually like this.
You could be right...but let's actually watch it first. It had a great review from the Times and other positive ones (The Hollywood Reporter was mixed but positive), and IndieWire said the audience generally liked it. We'll see.
What a great movie - so manny layers, i'm surprised this came from Madonna to be honest, but its really good
fraaijen 2 years ago
maybe u are a judgmental kunt
poosaypirate 2 years ago
lmao! Eugene Hutz is such a good actor and is funny too!
zreidsnider 2 years ago 2
I really enjoyed this film, but Madonna is still fucking joke. If she was considerate she would have taken her name off of it so critics wouldn't have slaughtered it. I feel bad for the actors.
IMRS 2 years ago
No wonder Ritchie left Madonna; she's just a skank, who's only real talent is bilking people out of their money.
bluenote71 2 years ago
baby one more time!!! :)
alexfra4 2 years ago
why is the title on the DVD written so like "Withnail & I"?
HEREIAMLOOK 2 years ago
I love this film!!
Alferini 3 years ago 2
Looks like an old 70´s porno.
wentakura 3 years ago
I think thats the idea
michkaela 3 years ago
why do everything hand-held? Please, Madonna, just because you had sex with a great director, doesn't mean you can direct. Maybe focus on making some good music first, then move on.
fashoshow 3 years ago
agreed
secondaryactons 3 years ago
I do not know one reason why I would watch this movie. Story seems lame. Acting is bad. Cliched characters. Nothing interesting. I am not impressed by her directing.
Spooly 3 years ago
Good thing no one is forcing you to then
M0man 3 years ago 4
Yes. Good thing. Great thing!
joelslife 3 years ago
This is totally ridiculous.
Comradeguy 3 years ago
ooops - I meant I hope she has NOT damaged his career by putting him in a horrible film
whk1067 3 years ago
She obviously has become infatuated with Eugene Hutz - I just hope she has permanently damaged his career.
Please see the film, "Everything is Illuminated"
whk1067 3 years ago
is this what they call desperation this is crap, she 's better off singing or something like that. Maybe she should get into porn?? It's a shame she's totally lost it.
beeswaxer 3 years ago
this is crap. wish madonna would just pack it in. she has completely lost her edge. give it a rest!
bradis90 3 years ago
you would have to see the entire movie to understand this otherwise it seems just random.
LandPitChannel 3 years ago
Made me laugh, especially "assume the position - whats thew square root of..."
Lets hope she does more films.
wawens 3 years ago 2
What is this??? Are you kidding me? lol
SaBrYxD 3 years ago 2
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EnvitChan 3 years ago
oh no, wtf???
Redline748 3 years ago 2
Are you kidding me with this? Is this for real her movie? She needs to stay away from movies and stick to dancing with Justin cos he is her only hope on staying on top, all she is good for too! Terrible! Omg!
Cherstars 3 years ago 2
I've lost count of the number of applogies madonna owes the world.
TurbaTaT 3 years ago 5
i am so sick of madonna...this is awful she needs to stay away from film..she always thinks she is so smart and bloody clever..knowing more about everything than anyone..the reason she has a golden globe in her hand is that she had NO control over Evita..she finnally listened to instructions on film!!!
felicia92271 3 years ago 4
My god this is horrific! Just shows what having too much money and no talent when it comes to film is like. She should stick to the day job and stop embarrassing herself. Mind you still better than her husband
redbellyboy 3 years ago 4
you think this rubbish can be compared with films like 'lock stock' or 'snatch'???
TurbaTaT 3 years ago
what is eugene doing there?
plastiktoy 3 years ago 4
Is it supposed to look this stupid?For artistic purposes,maybe?:|
What the heck is Eugene Hutz doing in this movie?
dancingkike 3 years ago
Hmm I quite like it!
iiiiiccccc 3 years ago
i like it!
i'm plesently surprised by the quirkiness of it and really reminded me of john waters style(b4 reading the comment by jonah).cheers
davitubo 3 years ago
is this the guy that plays the guitar in her "live earth" performance??? LOL!!!
would she paid him 2x1 performances??
lolololol
by the way, i cannot say any comments without watching properly the whole thing.
aquamanuy 3 years ago
this is the only bit of this film ive seen but going by this madonna's direction is appalling. a bad director will simply bore you, but it takes a combination of serious ineptness and overambitious arrogance in a director to have you constantly cringing at what they're doing throughout a scene. i suppose i should be pleased for gogol bordello getting that paper though
khalithistle 3 years ago 5
There are other clips on YouTube that are better. I also hate this scene, but it is actually supposed to be ridiculous because the spank-ee is paying the others for the privilege. Several of the other scenes are really charming and well-acted.
mattrett 3 years ago
Omg! That is like the greatest show on fuking on earth!....Ha! Ha1 Ha!...
Greatwhite75 4 years ago 2
hiya, for those who seen the film can you please tell me if they saw a mk1 light blue fiesta in it, as madonna hired from my husband its his pride & joy and were dying to see it.thankyou
cottingleyfairy1 4 years ago
its actually not at all what I expected, somewhat interestingly quirky. There are slight shades on early John Waters about, a little random, absurd, a touch of pantomime. I'd need to see more of it, but I'm pleasantly surprised. I never thought she would make one of those "13 Going On 30" type films, judging from the movies see tends to watch, but I didn't envision her going so left of centre as she has. I wait to see the whole before passing full judgment, but it looks alright to me.
J0NAH71 4 years ago
OMG> I FUCKING LOVE GOGOL BORDELLLO
Wallflowers432 4 years ago 5
im a huge madonna fan but this looks kinda awful
Shoter350 4 years ago 2
I hate the school scene; the others look good, though. The school scene is a silly S&M thing, so hopefully the rest has a better tone.
mattrett 4 years ago
Madge, I am so sad.
inqub8 4 years ago 2
I LOVE IT
varisbcn74 4 years ago
SPEEDING ON THE NEEDLE BLISS.....We junked and funked, then danced the fury boogie....
crazzieddie 4 years ago
Asside from my MASSIVE CRUSH on the actor who plays the transvestite (because he's an absolutely magnetic person) this film is (and I know you worked hard on it M., clearly devoid of depth and purpose. You can't paste together a bunch of contrived, hacknied aphorisms and expect a worthy film to manifest. People aren't actually like this.
mochamix222 4 years ago
You could be right...but let's actually watch it first. It had a great review from the Times and other positive ones (The Hollywood Reporter was mixed but positive), and IndieWire said the audience generally liked it. We'll see.
mattrett 4 years ago
Fair enough. I'll keep an open mind. Thanks for reminding me to do so. Much appreciated.
mochamix222 4 years ago
Agree.
petiteprincessa 4 years ago