Another Great Game Idea!

[kefkasakura]

I bet it was a jar of BABIES.

[Yosefhouser]

George Wood has got to be the one of the best comedians ever made.

[Levinous]

...Ajar?

[hildegain]

I love that he said that the F1 game is a jar, it's not a jar it's F1 XD

[RussianWhiskey]

I don't think he actually understands what the word "fun" means.

[GeneticKH]

0:38 "it's a Benetton" lol

[CaptainTinTyrant]

That's Navgtr.

youtube.com/watch?v=WY7gFETtKb­E



[keitsukenx]

..."Formual" 1 Racing?

I hope to god I'm not the only one who caught that typo.

[videogamenostalgia]

Navgtr had half of his face burned when he angered a mob boss by telling him that FFVII sucked. The mob boss threw acid at him, which fractured his already fragile mind, and he developed a second, 'evil' Navgtr personality. That's why he refers to himself as 'we' and can't decide what he wants in a videogame. He also flips a coin to decide whether he loves a game or hates it...

[KingdomHeart723]

@videogamenostalgia And with his SOTN review, the coin must have bounced down the stairs or something.

[KiteStrongart]

It's been two years since this first came out and jesus fucking christ navigtr blows me away every fucking time.

[MontyPythonLolwut]

SOMEONE BETTER GET THIS GUY THE HIGHEST RANKING JOB IN EA

[EliteBeatDrummer]

@MontyPythonLolwut screw that, he should be hired at activision and design the new CoD games

[mrmorozov9]

A jar of INCREDIBLE FUN!

[oplosaker]

Amazing

[Pokpal178]

How about a game where have to find condoms at the lowest price!

[TheAbridgedGamer]

I love this guy, he's like me.

Crazy ideas for games.

Only difference is that i'm kidding about it XD

[elledesu]

Youtube keeps buffering these videos, as if it knows that my brain will melt from watching them.

[PsychicBluthSnake]

And by the way it's an F1 game. And he sucks as he is driving of the track. F1 takes finesse.

[PsychicBluthSnake]

You cna drive to a hospital in GTA

[Ygdrasel]

This would be a great idea...Provided there is the possibility of a stillbirth, followed by chucking the dead thing at a cop's face when pulled over.

[LiteralKa]

0:34 "Formual 1 Racing"

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

With all fairness, Navgtr was saying "ajar" (as in, not right), not "a jar". But either way, the dude can't come up with decent writing for his life.

[keitsukenx]

@PrivateSnowballTFC Haha, so it's..."not right" or "slightly off" all the way? Yeah that doesn't make sense at all and George Wood/Navgtr is in no position to be calling anything "not right." :I

[ToServeArmadillo]

Look at the ratings closely.

"Formual 1 Racing"

[Filby]

So his complaint is that Formula 1 isn't Mario Kart?

[jaroshus]

my game idea is like gta + nfs + cod + every game what is , exept sims series, on the network, to play online, create charecter and live how you want, where u can buy cars, cribs and even islands, where is all world map. if u join army than they sent u to hot points, like afganistan and you feel like u are playin call of duty, or you raise to president and you can play even strategy, war and economics. from ilegal racing 2 legal, from bum to serial killer or police oficer. and only with 1 life.

[OneWithTheNight]

Bitching about racing games without crazy obstacles like loops and waterfalls? Clearly, he hasn't played F-Zero or Mario Kart. And maybe Jak X, but nobody seems to pay much attention to that one.

[lol4dead]

The equivilent of Navigatr: Here's an idea. How about a game where Obama is slapping you in the face with his 10 In. dick while punching you in the balls. And you would have to stop him by sucking him off. It would be a fresh breath of air in this kind of genre.

[HumanGiant13]

Navgtr's ideas are like lifetime movies

[TheFreemanVids]

@HumanGiant13

Comedy movies?

[Nodrog666]

I'm pretty sure Navigtr has at least 1 or 7 restraining orders....

[TheBlackYousa]

God who the FUCK greenlighted navgtr?

[WhiteTiger225]

I just noticed this...

Navgtr says Hwhy. He randomly puts a fucking H in it. I can respect pronouncing the fucking H that is in Herb, but adding them~?

[dxmagma]

"Where you drive an ambulance under the speed limit"

Ambulance's don't abide by the speed limit.

[DudemanofAwesome]

How about a Mario game where Princess Peach is kidnapped by her period blood? It would be strange, but I think it's time that we shock the gaming community!

[Judgementxxx]

lol an F-1 game with giant off ramps and waterfalls. What fucking F-1 races does he watch?

[IndorilTheGreat]

@Judgementxxx navgtr would orgasm if he ever saw Track Mania.

[SlamminWolfgang]

I'm pretty sure that navgtr's writing staff is navgtr with a false mustache.

[PizzatimeSA]

@SlamminWolfgang Oh god that killed me.

[MalamiteLtd]

0:33

Anyone else notice the grade prompt in the review list the game as "Formual" 1 Racing?

[SQUIZZLER24]

@MalamiteLtd Hehe, beat me to it.

Another brilliant job by Navgtr.

[elshotaru]

I have a challenge for Capcom!

How about a Super Ghouls n Ghosts that starts you off dead! You have to struggle with the idea that no matter what you do, you can never complete the game.

Imagine the drama of a mourning princess as she has to see her hero die every time the player starts the game.

We love Ghouls n Ghosts, but it's time the industry got a shock for a change.

[hamyman]

You have to use LEGAL speed jumps and waterfalls

[EponymousKid]

Navigatr has Gollum syndrome. "We wants an exciting racing game with big jumps and waterfalls!" "NO, we wants a boring game with stringently enforced traffic laws!"

[TheIr0nMike]

@EponymousKid That would explain most of everything we've seen from him.

[TheJinxrr]

This retsupurae was disappointingly enjoyable.

[CasaiAgicap]

"This is called me driving to work every day: The Game"

You drive your pregnant wife to the hospital every day? You must have a lot of kids.

[TehComs]

This guy and my mom are on the exact same page of game design, which is to say that neither of them care about games. At all.

[FireButts15]

So he wants huge tracks through waterfalls, around huge loops and off huge ramp launches, about driving your wife to the hospital on at the speed limit.

Wat.

[skoobasteeve]

I had to rewind and make sure I heard that correctly.

[MalamiteLtd]

A "jar." I think the definition of the word "jar" he was going for was, as Merriam-Webster puts it, "an unsettling shock." Like his reviews and game ideas. They're rather jarring too.

[ZoomingDakota]

You know they made this game. It got a 1.6 on Gamespot

[HeavensDrills]

didn't that happen in EBA?

[sastath]

I wonder why he is saying we... you know it is just him.

[Baam12123]

Wut an idiot

[fearstar31]

Dude, I want this guy on my fucking dev team. Our next plan is to play as a tree and grow in realistic time.

[MidnightMidna]

He noticed the lack of unrealism in the Formula 1 game, but not the misspelling of "Formula" as "Formual"?

Also breast cancer.

[cousinted]

Interior crocodile Navgtr

I drive a breast cancer movie theatre...

[FranzHopper50]

He doesn't mean a jar like "a jar of dirt" he means ajar like this:

a·jar1 [uh-jahr]

-adjective, adverb

1. neither entirely open nor entirely shut; partly open: The door was ajar.

a·jar2 [uh-jahr]

-adverb, adjective

1. in contradiction to; at variance with: a story ajar with the facts.

[HarrisonFordJr]

"you got a flat on the interstate and you didnt buy a tire at the virtual store, game over"

this line makes me laugh my ass off every time.

[Sneep29]

Nathaniel Hoover? Is that you?

[gaminggoddess85]

I am banging my head on my desk at how stupid this guy is.

[Scorpiondesu]

In the next racing game.

You play as a paramedic, and whenever another racer crashes, your the one who has to treat his horrible, burned, broken body. It would be incredibly realistic.

It needs some fleshing out (No pun intended) but with a little polishing, it could be a great game

[umk23]

Is it a jar of dirt, Navgtr?

[DonZabu]

A JAR!

[catasplurge1000]

Is navgtr a perv or something

[d01hazel]

@catasplurge1000 Do you have a YouTube account?

[HeshamUchia]

the next F1 game all the cars get cancer and the drivers get pregnant

[ZoomingDakota]

You know there actually IS a game like that out there....Gamespot gave it a 1

[rickhh1]

How about in the sequel, you have to drive Laura Croft to the hospital to keep doctor appointments for the breast cancer in her front-loaded anvils. The only way to make these appointments is to drive the speed limit. Heading to the hospital, you pass speed trap after speed trap, having to obey the law or else the cops WILL PULL YOU OVER.

With each successful mission, the challenge increases, with more traffic to dodge, and more cops keeping an eye on you. One mistake and you are DONE.

[bb120308]

How does Navgtr even have 7,000 subscribers!? I bet none of them are girls.

[HarrisonFordJr]

incredible fun!

[KaiManga12]

The worst thing about these is that it's not just one guy coming up with this shit; a fucking team of guys came up with it. Gaming journalism was quite amazing in the Clinton years, wasn't it?

[Talkitivitation]

@KaiManga12

LOL That Made Me think!

ROFL wow...

Peace.

[hargosh37]

0:39 Again I have to quote Navgtr...NOW THAT'S STUPID!

[funkymonkey0426]

if they want creativity i got it, okay so your a pony but your not a pony, your the ponies shit, and you smell like fried chiken and you must fly around like superman while spreading your shit filled goodness to the people, and then the ending you get re-eaten and digested from the pony you came from

[horngatekeeper]

OH...

JAR

just another racing game.

that's... not funny.

the riff was though. keep it up!

[rasen013]

Navigator is a visionaire i would tottaly fund his game ideas

[eggbandicoot6]

Why not have a Mario Kart game where you have to find and drive to the hospital before Princess Peach delivers her baby? Now THAT would be fun. Rather than competing against other Mario characters, you'd have to avoid getting arrested by keeping below the speed limit, obeying the right of way laws, and NOT throwing Koopa shells. Any foul-up and the cops will pull you over.

Navgtr keeps hitting the walls and stuff, no wonder he wants that game. A JAR!!!

[causedthefire]

Idea for that games title, GRAND THEFT DELIVERY

[swisscakeroll123]

"now THAT would be fun!" ROFL

[FourthDerivative]

Drive Your Wife To The Hospital: The Game.

Unbelievable.

[SEGPED]

I love how if you look around 0:38, it says "Formual 1 Racing" at the bottom

[DollarAtheist]

The RP of Navgtr's review of Formula 1 Racing is sponsered in part by Firestone condoms.

[StinkDude1]

"At least it has colorflurl glaphics"

[TheParadoxBomb]

So, as we can see here, no matter what the game, Navgtr will find some way to come up with a bad idea loosely based on that game.

Wait... what?

[Lordofthenerds88]

"Now THAT would be fun."

[keyburrito]

Believe it or not, there actually IS a game where you drive to the hospital and obey traffic laws.

Emergency Call Ambulance by Sega for the Arcade.

[TheFreemanVids]

@keyburrito

Sega! Fast action, monsters! Obeying the speed limit!

WooOOOoOOOo!

[WaddleBuff]

@keyburrito I actually loved that game!

[SuchAGreatLife]

@keyburrito

I don't think that game has enough breast cancer for NAVGTR

[DarkStealthHunter]

0:30 = WIN

[RobloxLegomania]

Get to the hospital before your wife gives birth? What, when his son was being born was he like "Hey honey, this would make a GREAT video game!"

[Mr00Ted]

are you ready to downshift on me, baby?

[Basesloaded4]

is this guy on drugs?

[AdventEdge]

i think navgtr was trying to be sarcastic with the idea, but i guess humor is not his niche

at fucking all

[SBaby]

You should watch his response video. He's totally serious about it.

[AdventEdge]

oh man wow. just. wow. i thought he was using loose sarcasm by the way he was saying that the game was so boring it may as well be a hospital delivery driving game.

but wow. perhaps he should lay off the meth.

[iamathousandapples]

It's hard to be sarcastic when you're a clockwork simulacra.

[AdventEdge]

a clockwork likeness?

[orangeTadpole]

This guys voice reminds me of Chris Hansen.

[Natendo64]

I'd suggest he gets laid but I don't want mini navgtrs running around

[TheEvalButterfree]

Dr horrible?

Google it.

[WackmanV2]

Combine both ideas... Drive Lara Croft to the hospital before she dies of breast cancer and drive carefully or she'll miscarriage the baby. =O *insert waterfall of ACID... wait... Acidfall? Yeah, Acidfall*

[xkissiemex]

Drive your wife to the hospital...

BEST IDEA EVER! (Not) Choose your charater! The Medic from TF2, Dr. Wiley, Dr. Light, Dr .Eggman, basicly EVERY VIDEO GAME DOC EVER!

[bobmanny11]

that guy is fucked up

[billycheese565]

The second he says "before your wife delivers her baby" I exploded in laughter.

[DarkraiPwnz0rz]

"And what the fuck was the 'A Jar' at the end? A jar of what?"

Probably a jar of breast cancer. But nobody'll ever know. I mean come on, it's navgtr folks.

[EthVortexShield]

Its a jar of mannequin piss

[thewall1179]

@DarkraiPwnz0rz ajar as in "open door", but it was a pointless joke.

[causedthefire]

@DarkraiPwnz0rz The door's open, for making games about breast cancer.

[rickhh1]

A jar of flies. He knows Steven Q. Urkel, biggest nerd of the Clinton Years, quite well.

[Nickmaster8811]

@DarkraiPwnz0rz it means it is open like door is AJar means a door is open the thing reccomends u close it

[neogeon]

right, because no one is interested in any way shape or form about realistic racing simulations. Gran Turismo and Forza were huge flops due to that very lapse in judgement.

[xICrossIx]

They needed more breast cancer.

[JurassicUtility]

I think the thing at the end with him going "it's still ajar" was supposed to be a play on "the door is ajar". This game is ajar, because y'know it's not very good...

Why in the holy hell am I trying to rationalize this shit? Seriously, screw this guy.

[Busterdrag]

*headdesks hard, blood splattering everywhere*

HOW in the FUCK can some group like these DICKWEEDS call themselves academic? HOW IN THE FUCK?!?!?!

[Yarsh52]

Stock Market: The Game. Stock market values change, you get frustrated, and then you kill yourself.

[StreiBullet]

I just went to the Navgtr page and they list Retsupurae as "Other Channels."

[Dyz7]

I swear navgatr is just one big troll doing it for the lulz

[Naxwell]

Mafia: City of Lost Heaven had a pretty legalistic traffic law system. If you so much as hit a trash can, the police can pull you over.

[SBaby]

In the next Zelda game, Link gets radiation poisoning from being near the Triforce too long.  But instead of killing him, it causes everyone he comes into contact with to die horribly and painfully in under an hour. Imagine the drama...

[krilc]

So, i was thinking in the next sonic game..

Amy gets breast cancer, and sonic has to carry her to the hospital! keeping his speed limit level to avoid badniks and other machines. whilst also avoiding the law enforcement

It needs some fleshing out (No pun intended) but with a little polishing, it could be a great game

[AndersTMNT]

Sonic make a great game now? Impossible.

[thapoint09]

@krilc

I'd buy it. :P

[EdmacZ]

@krilc

We've seen Sonic brandish a sword and transform into a Werehog, that may be Sega's next crazy gimmick for the next crappy 3D Sonic game.

[DarkStealthHunter]

@krilc What about Amy delivering her baby?

[troysson81]

Who woukld be dumb enough to impregnate Amy? One mad pink hegdehog is enough.

[causedthefire]

@krilc an you have to do a canno shot through a water fall to get to the hospital.

[jamacinmeangry]

@krilc that game sounds dissapointingly good, but awesomly boring, and hopefully there isnt too much gameplay between cutscenes

[rjakobi]

@krilc That would imply that Amy has substantial breasts to begin with.

[Icerama108]

@krilc

Polishing:

-Remove Law Enforcement

-Remove Breast Cancer

-Jump Off A Bridge

[cyborgtroy]

@Icerama108:

"* Ride a bike

* Look at some titties"

I think this could work

[Icerama108]

@cyborgtroy

-Add manikin piss boss fight

-Add front loaded anvils

INCREDIBLE FUN!

[Re1s1]

It´s like Sony and Nintendo paid him for reviewing the other companie´s games. X_X

[bobafett424242]

Pencil Pusher 2.

Through a waterfall.

[ChrisWasHere59]

E-Mail...the game

[pantslesswrock]

Elite Beat Agents!

[sayhellorosco]

Curing Cancer!..... With a waterfall!

[Clawshrimpy]

Driving Legally! .......Through a waterfall!

[GreatestMKfighter]

YOGA...THE GAME!

[chochom]

... WiiFit ? xD

[OneWithTheNight]

Thank you for showing us the light, Navgtr.

Through a waterfall.

[chafenhimer]

funny

[WrathXSkullz]

Unno mann, Nagtr might be on to something.... ... naahhh

[einwolf]

This whole thing was like some sort of sneaky ploy by a Women's Group to raise awareness about female issues amongst men, wasn't it?

[mzxrules]

Oh god, could you imagine if someone actually took these "Game Ideas" seriously, and made them, and then someone actually thought it was a brilliant idea to LP that shit?

[grenadier42]

It'd actually be pretty funny.

[Edgemaster000]

Navgtr needs to get laid, seriously.

[AgentXRifle]

he's dead... since 2006

so he made these video's and thought they were good, died, then retsupurae found them, and unleashed the horror among the youtube LP community!

[GameShark9000]

@Edgemaster000

Given that he wants a women with cancer, good luck with that.

[ChaosChronicle]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Is he seriously that stupid?

[Astrolounge]

I'm sorry, did he just suggest COMBINING the escort mission (Your pregnant wife) with the Luck-based mission (Not knowing your destination, pray you go the right way), the Timed mission (Wife in labor) AND threw in a dash of pain-in-the-ass arbitrary mission parameters (Forced to drive legally)? And then have the brass balls to say that would be FUN? That would be HELL!

[Icerama108]

Wheeeeee I love driving legally with my wife yelling and screaming, telling me to hurry the f**k up while I guestimate where to go! That's just the best!

[TomatoBereke]

Oh god

There's no way Navgtr isnt a troll

[uppermanxx]

i love natgv great ideas

I think he should be a game designer

[ZineappleVids]

DRIVE YOUR WIFE TO THE HOSPITAL AT NORMAL SPEED UNDER MANNEQUINS THAT PISS WATERFALLS.

Sounds like GOTY to me.

[Gamiac]

Don't forget Tifa's breast cancer!

[shadowfreak1101]

Anyone else notice that on the rating (00:38) they called the game "Formual 1 Racing" instead of Formula 1?

[SartoriusSeven]

Does Navgtr have aspergers or something?

[GenesisTree]

yes

[SartoriusSeven]

Are you sure?

[Bigbattle22]

Ok, my bad.

I take it back, I'm sorry.

[tbonezready4u]

you guys need to make a podcast

[Kaedechtu]

My favourite Retsuprae has its ending back :D

Oh, happy days.

[GameReviewsSuck]

I'll take a coat hanger around his neck and throw him into the waterfall.