Actually, in America we can say or make fun of anything we want. You better get used to it. He's using religion in his stand-up material for the same reason you're getting all hot and bothered over it: the TABOO.
That's too funny... I know many Muslims like that. Even my dad told me I did all these things that are wrong but I never ate pork.... So what's the difference??? Lol
very true what he said at the end. Especially among secular Arabs. We drink, smoke weed, have sex, but NEVER will we eat pork. I believe its a genetic thing.
1_[من وجدتموه يعمل عمل قوم لوط فاقتلوا الفاعل و المفعول ]
the writer of this hadith s عكرمة البربري
and he s known 4 his lies and على بن عبدالله بن عباس has accused him 4 lying & عبدالله بن عمر affirmed that, so this hadith s weak & cant b relied on!
2_If Lot men were homosexuals, please explain how come they had newborns ?
3_more than 100 species of animals have homosexual relationships, have you ever heard of the gay penguins couples Silo and Roy in Manhattan ?
You're piece of shit, don't talk down on ur religion and ur brothers, you just embarrassed ur self. and you know what, the audience are patronizing you coz you make them laugh on ur own ppl. as they said.... kalb min al kilab.
hey Ahmad , you are just another stupid looking for money and fame by talking about Islam ...easy for u to sell your country ,your religion ,even to sell yourself for money.
I want to tell you Ahmad that you cant change your skin whatever you do,and the people where you live will always judge you from color and your shape .
& the spectators will say after the show : ooh that Arabic Muslim made us laugh
@simon1430 if U R gay then U can't call URself a muslim, Muslims straight people unlike U so next time don't say that cause I am a Muslim & i get upset when people like U who doesn't practice Islam say that thier Muslims, Islam is not a nationalty or something U call UR self in just because UR father is it's a practice, it's a whole lifestyle it is something huge unfortunately U haven't got that yet & hopefully U'll get that in the future may Allah show U the right path & 4give U.
@TheAKJ93 I wrote my comment cause I wanted to hunt people like you, I'm Muslim gay and I'm proud to be Muslim and gay. so who the fuck r u 2 tell me I'm not Muslim ? r u Allah ? save ur homophobic hate 2 urself. Being gay s not lifestyle, it's preference, u like blue ? k fine I like red. u judge me cause of Lot ? Well, f Lot men were gay, how did they kept having kids? Lot men were heterosexuals but they practice adultery with men 4 extra fun, thats why god called them extravagant, get a clue!
@TheAKJ93 I wrote my comment cause I wanted to hunt people like you, I'm Muslim gay and I'm proud to be Muslim and gay. so who the fuck r u 2 tell me I'm not Muslim ? r u Allah ? save ur homophobic hate 2 urself. Being gay s not lifestyle, it's preference, u like blue ? k fine I like red. u judge me cause of Lot ? Well, f Lot men were gay, how did they kept having kids ? Lot men were heterosexuals but they practice adultery with men 4 extra fun, thats why god called them extravagant, get a clue
@simon1430 sorry I'm not intrested in the Gay history & watch UR language please because I'm not UR boyfriend & U've took the men who commet adultery with other men as a model in life?!!! & yes i have the right to tell U don't call URself a Muslim because I'm a Muslim & I care about Islam more than such a half man like U do & to be Gay is forbidden in Islam because ppl like U spride AIDS & many aweful diseases around the world 4 extra FUN :S good luck with UR gayful life halfman.
@TheAKJ93 Just to prove how much ignorant person you are:
1_AIDS doesn't mainly come from gay sex, it can also occur from vaginal sex, you know how AIDS happens ? I'm pretty sure you don't because as I said, ignorance -.-
2_Homosexual sex practice is found in more than 100 species of animals, such as lions, dogs, monkeys, dolphins and more more of animals
watch?v=HsfZbfCNOds
watch?v=d68_vlLD60Y
Sry kiddo, I think you failed to prove how homosexuality is against nature, Isn't time for bed now ?
@SuperArabMedia If you want to pray for me, then pray so I can have a nice and happily life with my boyfriend (my husband soon), Otherwise, save your prayers for your ignorance.
there are hadeth of prophet mohammed that says its against islam and if u understand arabic i can give them to u and besides u cant teach me about my religion im a muslim since the moment i was borned
@getsugatenshou1993 Save the hadith to yourself, check the writer of the hadith and read about his life, you will know he is not trust-able person, so guess what, the hadith is weak
what are u talking about? just tell me if u can understand arabic ill give it to u with the writer name then u can juge if hes trust worthy and besides ur just 14 years old and as i can see u berly know anything about islam i study those things so u cant teach me whats the weak hadith or strong 1
Hey Muslims! Wanna hear something about social justice and individuality? I'm a muslim and I drink a pint of booze whenever I can. now please...cover up my story just how you try and cover up those in the stand-up bit
Real Muslims doesn't confuse if he must pray or dance such faithless ppl like U maybe!
what is presinting Islam in a wrong way is when ppl like U make fun of thier own realgion & yeah U maybe have a right point a bout ppl who says thier Muslims & know nothing about Islam but who R U 2 make jokes about them UR just like them making fun of UR realgion because U think that UR gonna be smt but trust me 2 them UR nothing but a sand niger who is trying 2 be them & U'll never be them or URself.
i think that this man is making the fun on his self ............islam is huge and big than his funny words..........god save him and save poor ppl from hell ......is all what i can say ......be sure we will see who ll laugh at the end not now........peace
I'm a Muslim too... and I think, he is just exposing the reality of the so-called Modern Muslims... while laughing, try to take this positively and improvised ourselves... Amin...
i dont see why we muslims are getting so worked up about, he's not insulting islam, he's a comedian if he dont make fun of something, it's just bad one liners. seriously, i'm muslim, i kinda laughed, doesnt make me bad, it's just funny, if u dont wanna see it dont, but dont take it to offense.
i dont see why we muslims are getting so worked up about, he's not insulting islam, he's a comedian if he dont make fun of something, it's just bad one liners. seriously, i'm muslim, i kinda laughed, doesnt make me bad, it's just funny, if u dont wanna see it dont, but dont take it to offence.
lol I don't get why some people are getting offended by his jokes...if they can't take his sense of humor move on to the next video..no one has held a gun to their heads..People usually watch videos like this for a good laugh and they can do this only if they take his jokes at face value...People who get angered are usually those who lack a good sense of humor or those who have a guilty conscience..Just relax and take it easy...
good stuff. But Ahmed needs to realize it doesn't all have to be about Arab stuff. Go elsewhere and talk about everything. Your a comic who happens to be Arab. Keep the Arab jokes but use other material.
well i live in abu dhabi, but its' so true about the mosque and the night club. the Sh. Zayed Grand Mosque - largest in UAE - is opposite a night club!
This guy is dumb, yea the club joke was funny lol but the "Muslims drink, gamble, etc" is wrong! Im Saudi in USA and I have never drunk alcohol in my entire life! I never gamble and I will only have sex with my wife! There is NOTHING wrong with having sex and in fact, Islam encourages sex but with wife only :)
@AbdullahKhaleeji7 dude, majority of muslims isn't strict. Just because you are a good muslim doesn't mean all is, there is some ho are liberal thats a fact
He's not funny yea true that.. but he's saying the truth Dubai is full of contradictions and I'm sorry yeah he's generalizing..but the generalization works because what he's talking about is happening in exceedingly large numbers.. wb3dain.. g9da having sex outside of marriage.. not with one's wife. You may not do the stuff he talks about and neither do I..but you have to accept the fact that many many many Muslims do!!!
Why do u guys take religion so seriously? It's not disrespectful to critisize religion when you realize that it is responsible for 99% of all the wars in the world...take it easy a little bit and be open to other cultural perspectives. And dont forget, this is COMEDY, these are JOKES, thats why people are laughing in the background...
@MsCasati obviously 99% was a generalization. All I meant was that comedy shouldn't be taken that seriously. Especially when there is some truth to what he's saying. I have family in Lebanon, and even though they're not Muslim, I know that many people there drink, party and have sex...
I know a few Muslims who drink occasionally but always responsibly.
They don't have sex, gamble or do "drugs" but yeah they will have a drink time to time. Do i think that makes them less muslim? Hell NO... because to be a good Muslim you have to be a good Person. If your in trouble they are the 1st to lend you a hand no questions asked.
We muslims are the largest group of people in the WORLD who:
- DONT drink Alcohol
- DONT commit Fornication, Adultery
- DONT Gamble
- DONT do drugs
I am are proud of these facts and honored to belong to this great community.
Dubai does not even represent a fraction of a percent of the world Muslim population. This guy's ego gets hurt and he starts feeling guilty for being a mess, so he brands others as hypocrites too.
No one is perfect, but we should strive to perfect our moral character.
@achinoy In Christianity there are commandments against fornication and adultery, drinking alcohol to excess, gambling, and drugs. Just because there are rules against it doesn't mean people don't do it. To say no Muslim ever does these things makes you look delusional. Its great you are proud of who you are but please don't break others down to make yourself look better. Muslims don't always live up to their religious beliefs and neither do christians. No one is perfect but we should all try!
@achinoy muslims drink, cheat, gamble and do drugs. they may not be _good muslims_ but they do, and they do it illegally.
do you think heroin and cocaine is legal in europe? no. its strictly illegal, and its severely punished. what about murder? its VERY illegal, and VERY punished. people do it anyway.
i get what your _trying_ to say about the _moral_ on your culture, but ALL cultures promote _good morals and good behaviour_
there is not a culture on earth that promotes adultery or crime.
كم عدد الذين يحضرون الفيديو كليب تأخذ بعددهم ذنوب الى يوم الساعة أخي أحمد تذكر الى يوم الساعة والعدد يتضاعف كل يوم انا أحبك في الله أخي أستغفر الله لن ينفعوك من تصفحو هذا الموقع كم عدى من عمرك الان بقيه نصفه او أقل أعمار أمة محمد توب قبل أن تخرج نفسك وانت في هذي الذنوب
أنظر الى الرقم 250500 لو هذا الرقم في عمل يرضي الله لكان أجر كبير وليس ذنب كبير مع السلامة أخ لك في الدين والعقيدة
i met this guy today at the orlando film festival promoting his new movie. Its about him doing stand up in the middle east and the dangers and cultural differences that entail. Very Cool! Theyre trying to get it in theaters in 2011!
Yeah all you muslim people...stop blowing innocent people up and we can sit around and laugh at these jokes some years from now...come on fellas...think about it..after you hit that trigger...what if god just wanted to fuck with you guys and you ended up with 70 virgin mountain goats......the bad part is I know some of you sick bastards are like hey whatever my goats were getting loose on earth lol
@3eenkarem.. if you don't approve of his message, you don't have 2 watch, retard.. but anyway since u have already thanks 4 supporting Ahmed Ahmed and boosting his views/ratings! ahahahaha he's not a disgrace he's amused by hypocrites... period! of all religions.. just like most intelligent people are lol (not 2 mention he's the sexiest man alive ;))
this is not comedy...........this is stupid...........Ahmad Ahmad.....u r disgrace to Muslims........if u want to mock anyone and anything...u can mock ur self and mock the family that raised u in this disgracful way..........so SHUT UP
@3eenkarem listen guy...take a breather...enjoy life while your here...think outside the box a little bit...stand by your faith...but also respect other peoples even if you dont think that its right...as long as you are comfortable with yourself then other peoples beliefs shouldnt matter...lifes to short to put all of it in the hands of a book...that for all we know..could end up not being true..same with christianity..we just dont know and thats ok
Fellow Muslims, if you can't and won't allow yourself to be criticized, is it because you are insecure and not comfortable with being who you are? Let people think whatever they want of you and your faith, it won't matter, as long as you know yourself and where you stand as far as your faith in God is concerned. Imaan is in your mind and soul, not what people see of you.
@xfxmaestro doing something as foolish as this would open up a whole can of worms that will never be closed. The muslims KNOW the purpose of creation and our role being here on earth. There can and will be jokes but not about Islam itself. The topics he's joking about are ok as its a reality hijabi/naked man (haraam) , masjid/ nightclub nearby. He's not joking about Islam itself which is NOT tolerable as it is something to practice and do daily towards an eternal objective...Heaven.
@xfxmaestro I'm a Muslim, and I don't mind being criticized. However if you haven't been born and raised where I am now, my words will be difficult to understand for you and any other person lives out side where I come from. I can take criticism but to certain limits, as long as it's constructive and inoffensive. It's not a matter of insecurity it's a matter of respect. Projecting insecurities on other people by profanity and mocking believes, was never under the category of criticism.
@xfxmaestro I never take kindly to such acts. Also I'm no authority to force people to think something or refrain from thinking in such a way, quiet frankly I don't give a damn what you think, as you said "as long as you know yourself and where you stand as far as your faith in God is concerned."
@xfxmaestro you can't let people think what they want about islam and just go your way if someone make fun of it you have to defend your religion. YOU can't let people THINK what ever they want about your faith if they have the wrong information then you let them know the right one thats your duty as a muslim. (letting people know about islam) That's how a lot of people become muslims. BUT if you ignore everyone and just go your way and do the good things that's good and all. But not enough.
@xfxmaestro I agree, I'm not all that religious,I'm Christian and I like the way you think and I feel that your very correct. If you believe in God so much you would ignore what others say and and ask god to forgive them. If everyone thought this way there wouldn't be all the arguments, fights and conflicts, god tells you to rise above those that sin and those that are against him. That was well said! :)
@xfxmaestro No offence but your explanation that we are insecure and not comfortable with who we are is the most ridiculous explanation I've heard. I can believe you actually got 85 thumbs up for this comment.
thats not sad and not very true you idiots.... i live in dubai and all night clubs shut down completely at 3 a.m. and the adan is at 5... im just trying to say what ahmed ahmed claims is a BIG FAAAAAT LIE
thats not sad and not very true you idiots.... i live in dubai and all night clubs shut down completely at 3 a.m. and the adan is at 5... im just trying to say what ahmed ahmed claims is a BIG FAAAAAT LIE
@voiduae akhi, the reality is the nightclubs shouldnt be there in the first place. Muslims should not be in the clubs in the first place. Doing the sins like drinking and sex (outside marriage) should not be in the first place. He's pointing out idiotic contradictions of the muslims, its funny and something that needs changing.
@eidius1989 Criticism in anything is permissible but not religion, their is a Hadeeth about that you should look it up, just cause people make fun of their own religions Islam is in a much higher level...
The way I see it is September 11th was wrong! It was way wrong! It was something that should've never happened! It's one thing if two governments who are armed with weapons decide to go to war with each other, because war can't officially start until two governments agree that things are in place and the public is notified. It's another for a person to just fly into a country without previous notice and start killing unarmed civilians, and then expect people to hide them!
@communitysharer1 People claim in the Middle East, "Oh, we didn't know that Bush was going to bomb that certain place or that certain area." Yeah right! No government can bomb another government's land without giving previous notice to that government and that government's people that an army is coming. People DECIDED not to listen to their government, just like people decided to continue playing in the sand when the government of Indonesia told the people 20X that a Tsunami was coming!
@communitysharer1 If Middle Eastern people want to discontinue being judged for something that THEY, THEMSELVES, didn't do, they should come forward with the bad guys who took away people's rights to be informed that bad guys were coming! It's one thing if people in the World Trade Centers knew that some bad guys were coming, because then you could ask, "Well, why didn't they leave," BUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW! That's the difference. Middle Eastern people knew. American people didn't know.
I am a Muslimah. He makes valid points about Dubai. But it's not just Dubai. It's the modernization of Muslim nations.
I'm all for confronting hypocrisy but be clear, honest, and respectful about it. It is in extremely poor taste to embarass our fellow Muslims in "mixed company." He seems like he's an American Muslim trying too hard to fit in with his society.
@ayah1984 I wouldn't worry about it too much. Your prophet Muhammed himself admired people laughing and he himself laughed a lot, according to Ayesha. The difference between "bad" and "good" humour for Muhammed was when it became irresponsible or harmful. I don't think Ahmed Ahmed is trying to actively harm (other) Muslims.
we dont eat pork !! and god made us not to eat pork and there's a reason for that!! pork comes from pigs'!! and pigs eat their own poop!! and when we eat pork.. its just like eating poop on pork!! and who would want that ..except other types of religions??
!! so god doesnt want us to eat dirty and disgusting things!! so thats why he prevented us from it!
the ppl who commented shit are fucking dumb... ur not suppose to take it seriously u fucking dickheads!! theyre jokes!! fuck y'all .. dumb pakistanis and fucking stupid indians!
That is what is good about Dubai (and also Turkey) that conservative families can live in a conservative environment .. and yet people can Party (outside of public scene). I would like to Party when I'm single but at the same time not bother/corrupt the young generation which does not need all the BS that they need not to see
Its true Im turkish. Im living with my english bf and I drink alcohol, go night club and dont cover my head etc but I DONT EAT PORK lol. I dunno why, he is right
ugh.... actually, i hate this guy. he's so silly. I wish people who don't know anything about Islam and think they can say crap just because they come from a muslim family would stfu.
ugh.... actually, i hate this guy. he's so silly. I wish people who don't know anything about Islam and think they can say crap just because they come from a muslim family would stfu.
the voice over about the evening prayer is disrespectful. he could leave those particular wordings out and still be funny. I am not muslim but I still feel offended by that line.
nothing hypocritical about having a beer and standing up for respect of God.
fk u man
uaexdream123123 1 week ago
that wasn't funny and he wasn't respectful for us as muslims
I just don't understand why Do non-muslims care so much of what we do
and on the other side we ( muslims ) Don't Criticizes others !
NoNoyuki1409 1 month ago
@NoNoyuki1409 hes muslim... so he can make fun of his own people,... so chill and have a steak!
AltairKamahl 3 weeks ago
@AltairKamahl even if he was a muslim , that's doesn't give him the right to make fun of them
there is so many subject he can use to other than religion !
just because I'm a girl that's DOESN'T give me the right to make fun of girls !
NoNoyuki1409 3 weeks ago
@NoNoyuki1409
Actually, in America we can say or make fun of anything we want. You better get used to it. He's using religion in his stand-up material for the same reason you're getting all hot and bothered over it: the TABOO.
TheSonorama21 3 weeks ago
@NoNoyuki1409 Lol im muslim, I find this hilarious because its actually true.
b0sanac 5 days ago
Bacon is so fucking delicious. You guys have no idea what you're missing. It's like having sex but never getting a blowjob.
ingve1974 2 months ago
@ingve1974 thank you for putting bacon in terms that my celibate self can understand...... :P
Karmakameleeon 1 week ago
i see fucking usa in uae only go to mall can not say 4 uae people fuck you
baniyas2011 2 months ago
you go to usa 4 money
baniyas2011 2 months ago
you make vidoe 4 uae if i see you and you will die only go to baniyas 5 if you man make this video in uae not in usa
baniyas2011 2 months ago
hahaha amazing ahmed ahmed : ")
NEILARMENSTRONG 4 months ago
SOB.
irshad321 4 months ago
It's not funny to me.
huda1985 5 months ago
Don't be mad at the video, sadly it's the truth and he is just pointing it out.
susu8309 5 months ago 6
That's too funny... I know many Muslims like that. Even my dad told me I did all these things that are wrong but I never ate pork.... So what's the difference??? Lol
susu8309 5 months ago
very true what he said at the end. Especially among secular Arabs. We drink, smoke weed, have sex, but NEVER will we eat pork. I believe its a genetic thing.
issareign 5 months ago
~ OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG SO TRUE!!! <3
funkalicious2907 6 months ago
see i knew that muslims were alot like americans
TheEricKnudsen 6 months ago
@getsugatenshou1993
1_[من وجدتموه يعمل عمل قوم لوط فاقتلوا الفاعل و المفعول ]
the writer of this hadith s عكرمة البربري
and he s known 4 his lies and على بن عبدالله بن عباس has accused him 4 lying & عبدالله بن عمر affirmed that, so this hadith s weak & cant b relied on!
2_If Lot men were homosexuals, please explain how come they had newborns ?
3_more than 100 species of animals have homosexual relationships, have you ever heard of the gay penguins couples Silo and Roy in Manhattan ?
IGNORANT!
simon1430 6 months ago
wtf is he saying ??
askerdinho7 6 months ago
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askerdinho7 6 months ago
You're piece of shit, don't talk down on ur religion and ur brothers, you just embarrassed ur self. and you know what, the audience are patronizing you coz you make them laugh on ur own ppl. as they said.... kalb min al kilab.
ayman3abdou 6 months ago
I thought there was no such thing as comedy in the muslim world. I'm glad to find out that it DOES exist!
donald1715 7 months ago
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hey Ahmad , you are just another stupid looking for money and fame by talking about Islam ...easy for u to sell your country ,your religion ,even to sell yourself for money.
I want to tell you Ahmad that you cant change your skin whatever you do,and the people where you live will always judge you from color and your shape .
& the spectators will say after the show : ooh that Arabic Muslim made us laugh
drfasad 7 months ago
I'm Muslim and gay, I have such an amazing boyfriend he is my whole life, but we are not willing to have sex until we get married ^^
simon1430 7 months ago
@simon1430 if U R gay then U can't call URself a muslim, Muslims straight people unlike U so next time don't say that cause I am a Muslim & i get upset when people like U who doesn't practice Islam say that thier Muslims, Islam is not a nationalty or something U call UR self in just because UR father is it's a practice, it's a whole lifestyle it is something huge unfortunately U haven't got that yet & hopefully U'll get that in the future may Allah show U the right path & 4give U.
TheAKJ93 7 months ago
@TheAKJ93 I wrote my comment cause I wanted to hunt people like you, I'm Muslim gay and I'm proud to be Muslim and gay. so who the fuck r u 2 tell me I'm not Muslim ? r u Allah ? save ur homophobic hate 2 urself. Being gay s not lifestyle, it's preference, u like blue ? k fine I like red. u judge me cause of Lot ? Well, f Lot men were gay, how did they kept having kids? Lot men were heterosexuals but they practice adultery with men 4 extra fun, thats why god called them extravagant, get a clue!
simon1430 7 months ago
@TheAKJ93 I wrote my comment cause I wanted to hunt people like you, I'm Muslim gay and I'm proud to be Muslim and gay. so who the fuck r u 2 tell me I'm not Muslim ? r u Allah ? save ur homophobic hate 2 urself. Being gay s not lifestyle, it's preference, u like blue ? k fine I like red. u judge me cause of Lot ? Well, f Lot men were gay, how did they kept having kids ? Lot men were heterosexuals but they practice adultery with men 4 extra fun, thats why god called them extravagant, get a clue
simon1430 7 months ago
@simon1430 sorry I'm not intrested in the Gay history & watch UR language please because I'm not UR boyfriend & U've took the men who commet adultery with other men as a model in life?!!! & yes i have the right to tell U don't call URself a Muslim because I'm a Muslim & I care about Islam more than such a half man like U do & to be Gay is forbidden in Islam because ppl like U spride AIDS & many aweful diseases around the world 4 extra FUN :S good luck with UR gayful life halfman.
TheAKJ93 7 months ago
@TheAKJ93 Just to prove how much ignorant person you are:
1_AIDS doesn't mainly come from gay sex, it can also occur from vaginal sex, you know how AIDS happens ? I'm pretty sure you don't because as I said, ignorance -.-
2_Homosexual sex practice is found in more than 100 species of animals, such as lions, dogs, monkeys, dolphins and more more of animals
watch?v=HsfZbfCNOds
watch?v=d68_vlLD60Y
Sry kiddo, I think you failed to prove how homosexuality is against nature, Isn't time for bed now ?
simon1430 7 months ago
@simon1430
ooh man i will pray for you but close your mouth because you simply do not know anything about Islam
In the Koran many stories about homosexuality, but obviously you do not even know what is the Koran?
SuperArabMedia 7 months ago
@SuperArabMedia If you want to pray for me, then pray so I can have a nice and happily life with my boyfriend (my husband soon), Otherwise, save your prayers for your ignorance.
simon1430 7 months ago
@simon1430
how can u be a muslim and a gay being gay is against islam?
getsugatenshou1993 6 months ago
@getsugatenshou1993 The same way how you are heterosexual and Muslim.
and no, being gay is not against Islam, I repeat, being gay is not against Islam.
simon1430 6 months ago
@simon1430
there are hadeth of prophet mohammed that says its against islam and if u understand arabic i can give them to u and besides u cant teach me about my religion im a muslim since the moment i was borned
getsugatenshou1993 6 months ago
@getsugatenshou1993 Save the hadith to yourself, check the writer of the hadith and read about his life, you will know he is not trust-able person, so guess what, the hadith is weak
Now go and release your hate somewhere else.
simon1430 6 months ago
@simon1430
what are u talking about? just tell me if u can understand arabic ill give it to u with the writer name then u can juge if hes trust worthy and besides ur just 14 years old and as i can see u berly know anything about islam i study those things so u cant teach me whats the weak hadith or strong 1
getsugatenshou1993 6 months ago
@simon1430
oh sorry my mistake ur not 14 i guess its somebody els
getsugatenshou1993 6 months ago
@TheAKJ93
i think that simon1430 is sheaee or something :/
getsugatenshou1993 6 months ago
lololololol
Flagdue 7 months ago
Hey Muslims! Wanna hear something about social justice and individuality? I'm a muslim and I drink a pint of booze whenever I can. now please...cover up my story just how you try and cover up those in the stand-up bit
anaselhaouat 7 months ago
This guy must be on of the unfunnist ''comedian'' that I saw, he can't make me laugh, he should quit his job as a ''comedian'' if he ever was one.
psmx7 7 months ago
Real Muslims doesn't confuse if he must pray or dance such faithless ppl like U maybe!
what is presinting Islam in a wrong way is when ppl like U make fun of thier own realgion & yeah U maybe have a right point a bout ppl who says thier Muslims & know nothing about Islam but who R U 2 make jokes about them UR just like them making fun of UR realgion because U think that UR gonna be smt but trust me 2 them UR nothing but a sand niger who is trying 2 be them & U'll never be them or URself.
TheAKJ93 8 months ago
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i think that this man is making the fun on his self ............islam is huge and big than his funny words..........god save him and save poor ppl from hell ......is all what i can say ......be sure we will see who ll laugh at the end not now........peace
zakiization 8 months ago
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zakiization 8 months ago
I am one of those muslims lol, dammit.
iHacksorzz 8 months ago
Same thing with us Catholics, we drink, gamble, have sex, but don't eat meat on Fridays during lent
LeahWalentosky 9 months ago
I'm a Muslim too... and I think, he is just exposing the reality of the so-called Modern Muslims... while laughing, try to take this positively and improvised ourselves... Amin...
oneness57 9 months ago 30
Hahaaa Lool Hilarious!!
PeaceHopeLove2012 9 months ago
come on guys, im muslim but im not offended by this. i find it funny.
b0sanac 9 months ago
At which point does this get funny? It's like watching paint dry; but without the pleasant smell.
blueray1969 10 months ago
koss ommak ya a7mad
theflyingpharaohmido 10 months ago
Hahaha Ahmad you are the Best! Hahaha he have right mann.. In Dubai they are changing very much
SonOfJerusalem 10 months ago
Ahmed Ahmed will be headlining the FUNATICAL Comedy Tour in the DC Metro area on April 14th & 16th, 2011!
BeautyandtheEastTV 10 months ago
Can Ahmed still be funny without using these lame jokes?
megaramsey2010 11 months ago
Hahaha Ahmed how you feeling now ASS KISSER?
megaramsey2010 11 months ago
يوم لا تغني نفس عن نفسآ شيأ .والأمر يوم إِذَا لله.
megaramsey2010 11 months ago
That's Muslims in Dubai, not all Muslims ;)
El7mdellah ala ne3mt el Islam o:)
Nahla993 11 months ago
@Nahla993
cmon, even u know we r not all like that in dubai
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i dont see why we muslims are getting so worked up about, he's not insulting islam, he's a comedian if he dont make fun of something, it's just bad one liners. seriously, i'm muslim, i kinda laughed, doesnt make me bad, it's just funny, if u dont wanna see it dont, but dont take it to offense.
firefrostpeacemaker 1 year ago
i dont see why we muslims are getting so worked up about, he's not insulting islam, he's a comedian if he dont make fun of something, it's just bad one liners. seriously, i'm muslim, i kinda laughed, doesnt make me bad, it's just funny, if u dont wanna see it dont, but dont take it to offence.
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esmaelooo 1 year ago
lol I don't get why some people are getting offended by his jokes...if they can't take his sense of humor move on to the next video..no one has held a gun to their heads..People usually watch videos like this for a good laugh and they can do this only if they take his jokes at face value...People who get angered are usually those who lack a good sense of humor or those who have a guilty conscience..Just relax and take it easy...
sameerdias 1 year ago 2
HE WILL SEE IN THE HELL
Mo0tjjeee 1 year ago
lmao......they'll do evrything except eat pork!! he got taht right on the money!!!
malika810 1 year ago
good stuff. But Ahmed needs to realize it doesn't all have to be about Arab stuff. Go elsewhere and talk about everything. Your a comic who happens to be Arab. Keep the Arab jokes but use other material.
6Ott7 1 year ago
well i live in abu dhabi, but its' so true about the mosque and the night club. the Sh. Zayed Grand Mosque - largest in UAE - is opposite a night club!
2Pseudonym1 1 year ago
@2Pseudonym1 LooL
Cookiekat31 1 year ago
Hahaha, so true. For some reason, I won't eat pork, never have and have no desire. Its like the last thing thats keeping me muslim lol
muham8 1 year ago
hes not arab. hes mexican
summertotoo 1 year ago
He's not funny at all.. I dislike him!
Alexphillygal 1 year ago
@Alexphillygal he's awesome man
Shayn911 1 year ago
loool this is so true. I can imagine my seld drinking infact i already did but i would never imagine my self eatin pork on purpose.
ImmaCheetah 1 year ago 19
guys damn chill am a moslim and Egyptian too from where ahmed came from he didn't make fun of islam he only said the truth
he didn't make fun or rip on something sacred he made fun of the way the people in dubai are
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ViruzNoob14 1 year ago
i live in duabi im not suer about the mosque and nightclub thing but i can tell you there is alot of hypocricy (sry for bad spelling)
zodiak121 1 year ago
Because sex is healthy to have it but pork is not dumbass
noblenabil 1 year ago
LOL. He's right about the last nit though. I know a lot of Muslims who drink, gamble and bonk like rabbits, but refuse to eat pork as well. Sigh.....
snipergirl21 1 year ago
This guy is dumb, yea the club joke was funny lol but the "Muslims drink, gamble, etc" is wrong! Im Saudi in USA and I have never drunk alcohol in my entire life! I never gamble and I will only have sex with my wife! There is NOTHING wrong with having sex and in fact, Islam encourages sex but with wife only :)
AbdullahKhaleeji7 1 year ago
@AbdullahKhaleeji7 dude, majority of muslims isn't strict. Just because you are a good muslim doesn't mean all is, there is some ho are liberal thats a fact
Anomyzz 1 year ago
@AbdullahKhaleeji7
You don't but many others do.
rencrow 1 year ago
@AbdullahKhaleeji7 Duuude... Maybe your Saudi? But the Moroccans, Somalians and the Iranians I know: They give a fuck...
Just saying.
U mad?
ViruzNoob14 1 year ago
@ViruzNoob14 Truth. I don't know many people who drink and shag more than my Persian friends.
Nateb123 1 year ago
@AbdullahKhaleeji7
He's not funny yea true that.. but he's saying the truth Dubai is full of contradictions and I'm sorry yeah he's generalizing..but the generalization works because what he's talking about is happening in exceedingly large numbers.. wb3dain.. g9da having sex outside of marriage.. not with one's wife. You may not do the stuff he talks about and neither do I..but you have to accept the fact that many many many Muslims do!!!
katieAran1987 1 year ago
how does he do the nightclub music? lol
sulamario888 1 year ago
it's not funny
hey, not all the muslims drink and have sex, so u have in the next time say some muslims.
abo3zoz 1 year ago
@abo3zoz
Theres nothing wrong with having sex but has to be married. Its actually Haram not to have sex ;)
But yea this guy is wrong about the drinking Im Muslim from Arabian Gulf and I never drink...
AbdullahKhaleeji7 1 year ago
he is so right. dubai is a mess. a disneyland on crack.
MsCasati 1 year ago
Why do u guys take religion so seriously? It's not disrespectful to critisize religion when you realize that it is responsible for 99% of all the wars in the world...take it easy a little bit and be open to other cultural perspectives. And dont forget, this is COMEDY, these are JOKES, thats why people are laughing in the background...
naro818 1 year ago
@naro818 99% of the world? wow you must be intelligent to count that.. you must be very aware of human history....NOT!
MsCasati 1 year ago
@MsCasati Fool!
dblhawk 1 year ago
@MsCasati obviously 99% was a generalization. All I meant was that comedy shouldn't be taken that seriously. Especially when there is some truth to what he's saying. I have family in Lebanon, and even though they're not Muslim, I know that many people there drink, party and have sex...
naro818 1 year ago
I know a few Muslims who drink occasionally but always responsibly.
They don't have sex, gamble or do "drugs" but yeah they will have a drink time to time. Do i think that makes them less muslim? Hell NO... because to be a good Muslim you have to be a good Person. If your in trouble they are the 1st to lend you a hand no questions asked.
:)
sk123010 1 year ago
Man this guy is rite man
EarzMusicMix 1 year ago
We muslims are the largest group of people in the WORLD who:
- DONT drink Alcohol
- DONT commit Fornication, Adultery
- DONT Gamble
- DONT do drugs
I am are proud of these facts and honored to belong to this great community.
Dubai does not even represent a fraction of a percent of the world Muslim population. This guy's ego gets hurt and he starts feeling guilty for being a mess, so he brands others as hypocrites too.
No one is perfect, but we should strive to perfect our moral character.
achinoy 1 year ago
@achinoy In Christianity there are commandments against fornication and adultery, drinking alcohol to excess, gambling, and drugs. Just because there are rules against it doesn't mean people don't do it. To say no Muslim ever does these things makes you look delusional. Its great you are proud of who you are but please don't break others down to make yourself look better. Muslims don't always live up to their religious beliefs and neither do christians. No one is perfect but we should all try!
HeavenlyValo 1 year ago
@achinoy muslims drink, cheat, gamble and do drugs. they may not be _good muslims_ but they do, and they do it illegally.
do you think heroin and cocaine is legal in europe? no. its strictly illegal, and its severely punished. what about murder? its VERY illegal, and VERY punished. people do it anyway.
i get what your _trying_ to say about the _moral_ on your culture, but ALL cultures promote _good morals and good behaviour_
there is not a culture on earth that promotes adultery or crime.
zegh8578 1 year ago
@achinoy Are you joking dude? I know so many Muslims who drink, gamble, have sex, and do drugs. What kind of world do you live in?
adi87tya 8 months ago
ألله يهديك ويرجعك الى طريق الصواب
كم عدد الذين يحضرون الفيديو كليب تأخذ بعددهم ذنوب الى يوم الساعة أخي أحمد تذكر الى يوم الساعة والعدد يتضاعف كل يوم انا أحبك في الله أخي أستغفر الله لن ينفعوك من تصفحو هذا الموقع كم عدى من عمرك الان بقيه نصفه او أقل أعمار أمة محمد توب قبل أن تخرج نفسك وانت في هذي الذنوب
أنظر الى الرقم 250500 لو هذا الرقم في عمل يرضي الله لكان أجر كبير وليس ذنب كبير مع السلامة أخ لك في الدين والعقيدة
Darin655 1 year ago
that is sooo funny
laythywbas 1 year ago
i met this guy today at the orlando film festival promoting his new movie. Its about him doing stand up in the middle east and the dangers and cultural differences that entail. Very Cool! Theyre trying to get it in theaters in 2011!
davidmorefield 1 year ago
Yeah all you muslim people...stop blowing innocent people up and we can sit around and laugh at these jokes some years from now...come on fellas...think about it..after you hit that trigger...what if god just wanted to fuck with you guys and you ended up with 70 virgin mountain goats......the bad part is I know some of you sick bastards are like hey whatever my goats were getting loose on earth lol
IIISkoalMint 1 year ago
obviously im from dubai and i lovee it and its not a big deal learn to laugh to yourselfs
dubaifreak221 1 year ago
my name is ahmed ahmed too xD
ahmorden 1 year ago
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SoleilOmbre 1 year ago
Haha I lived in Dubai for 11 years, AA is spot on!
neosoc 1 year ago
Hahahaha thats sooo funny
And for some muslims, Not all, its soooo true
I know some muslims that practice it fully and pray and fast but on the other hand they go and sleep with girls and drink...
NiLouFaR2121 1 year ago
dear ahmed i am sure that your father is very happy to see that ......
1977tareq1 1 year ago
@3eenkarem.. if you don't approve of his message, you don't have 2 watch, retard.. but anyway since u have already thanks 4 supporting Ahmed Ahmed and boosting his views/ratings! ahahahaha he's not a disgrace he's amused by hypocrites... period! of all religions.. just like most intelligent people are lol (not 2 mention he's the sexiest man alive ;))
misswhitney003 1 year ago
this is not comedy...........this is stupid...........Ahmad Ahmad.....u r disgrace to Muslims........if u want to mock anyone and anything...u can mock ur self and mock the family that raised u in this disgracful way..........so SHUT UP
3eenkarem 1 year ago
@3eenkarem listen guy...take a breather...enjoy life while your here...think outside the box a little bit...stand by your faith...but also respect other peoples even if you dont think that its right...as long as you are comfortable with yourself then other peoples beliefs shouldnt matter...lifes to short to put all of it in the hands of a book...that for all we know..could end up not being true..same with christianity..we just dont know and thats ok
IIISkoalMint 1 year ago
I am muslim and i dont find this offensive. Guys he isnt making fun of is=lam, hes making fun of DUBAI
TheLiquidSolid 1 year ago 2
0:18 awsome beatbox!
SuperCitrusFruit 1 year ago
aaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahaha sooooo ssssooooooo true...
chocbumbles 1 year ago
I don't know whether to pray or dance...im so confused....
ashif786 1 year ago 10
why every video on youtube people start crying fuck people get over it
thedonno 1 year ago 2
Fellow Muslims, if you can't and won't allow yourself to be criticized, is it because you are insecure and not comfortable with being who you are? Let people think whatever they want of you and your faith, it won't matter, as long as you know yourself and where you stand as far as your faith in God is concerned. Imaan is in your mind and soul, not what people see of you.
xfxmaestro 1 year ago 132
@xfxmaestro indeed
crimnoist 1 year ago
@xfxmaestro doing something as foolish as this would open up a whole can of worms that will never be closed. The muslims KNOW the purpose of creation and our role being here on earth. There can and will be jokes but not about Islam itself. The topics he's joking about are ok as its a reality hijabi/naked man (haraam) , masjid/ nightclub nearby. He's not joking about Islam itself which is NOT tolerable as it is something to practice and do daily towards an eternal objective...Heaven.
MuminAzraaq 1 year ago
@xfxmaestro so true!
sina481 1 year ago
@xfxmaestro I'm a Muslim, and I don't mind being criticized. However if you haven't been born and raised where I am now, my words will be difficult to understand for you and any other person lives out side where I come from. I can take criticism but to certain limits, as long as it's constructive and inoffensive. It's not a matter of insecurity it's a matter of respect. Projecting insecurities on other people by profanity and mocking believes, was never under the category of criticism.
t8m9t 1 year ago
@xfxmaestro I never take kindly to such acts. Also I'm no authority to force people to think something or refrain from thinking in such a way, quiet frankly I don't give a damn what you think, as you said "as long as you know yourself and where you stand as far as your faith in God is concerned."
t8m9t 1 year ago
@xfxmaestro you can't let people think what they want about islam and just go your way if someone make fun of it you have to defend your religion. YOU can't let people THINK what ever they want about your faith if they have the wrong information then you let them know the right one thats your duty as a muslim. (letting people know about islam) That's how a lot of people become muslims. BUT if you ignore everyone and just go your way and do the good things that's good and all. But not enough.
7susan 1 year ago
@xfxmaestro
correct but that would be a sign of defending our self not as being insecured , our religion doesnot get criticized
esmaelooo 1 year ago
@xfxmaestro I agree, I'm not all that religious,I'm Christian and I like the way you think and I feel that your very correct. If you believe in God so much you would ignore what others say and and ask god to forgive them. If everyone thought this way there wouldn't be all the arguments, fights and conflicts, god tells you to rise above those that sin and those that are against him. That was well said! :)
Ayushie 10 months ago
@xfxmaestro No offence but your explanation that we are insecure and not comfortable with who we are is the most ridiculous explanation I've heard. I can believe you actually got 85 thumbs up for this comment.
umyafzal 10 months ago
@xfxmaestro i am cool with being criticized, this was hilarious lmao.
iHacksorzz 8 months ago
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Haha funny shit... and its true !!
m muslim n arab nd i dnt find it offensive
Dee87ist 1 year ago
Haha funny shit... and its true !!
m muslim n arab nd i dnt find it offensive
Dee87ist 1 year ago 2
The last part is true 1:18
alsuwaiyan 1 year ago
@alsuwaiyan haha true bout Muslims in US yup but not in Arab countries m8
TheLiquidSolid 1 year ago
dubai also hate u :))
LuCnEoN 1 year ago
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thats not sad and not very true you idiots.... i live in dubai and all night clubs shut down completely at 3 a.m. and the adan is at 5... im just trying to say what ahmed ahmed claims is a BIG FAAAAAT LIE
voiduae 1 year ago
thats not sad and not very true you idiots.... i live in dubai and all night clubs shut down completely at 3 a.m. and the adan is at 5... im just trying to say what ahmed ahmed claims is a BIG FAAAAAT LIE
voiduae 1 year ago
@voiduae fake and gay !!
KayJabb 1 year ago
@voiduae akhi, the reality is the nightclubs shouldnt be there in the first place. Muslims should not be in the clubs in the first place. Doing the sins like drinking and sex (outside marriage) should not be in the first place. He's pointing out idiotic contradictions of the muslims, its funny and something that needs changing.
MuminAzraaq 1 year ago
Islam doesn't tolerate being victim to sarcastic humour, but that's the western influence....ولن ترضى عنك اليهود والنصارى حتى تتبع ملتهم
ittiamer 1 year ago
@ittiamer so we Muslims are above criticism? i think not.
eidius1989 1 year ago
@eidius1989 Criticism in anything is permissible but not religion, their is a Hadeeth about that you should look it up, just cause people make fun of their own religions Islam is in a much higher level...
ittiamer 1 year ago
subhanallah he is making fun of ezan he is one idiot for me to compare ezan with night club
valmir111 1 year ago
this is disrespectful......
ALLAHSWARRIOR312 1 year ago
so true :-)
soupjam 1 year ago
u shouldn't be making jokes about mosques
faheem1k 1 year ago
Sad, but very true.
vitamindark1123 1 year ago
The way I see it is September 11th was wrong! It was way wrong! It was something that should've never happened! It's one thing if two governments who are armed with weapons decide to go to war with each other, because war can't officially start until two governments agree that things are in place and the public is notified. It's another for a person to just fly into a country without previous notice and start killing unarmed civilians, and then expect people to hide them!
communitysharer1 1 year ago
@communitysharer1 People claim in the Middle East, "Oh, we didn't know that Bush was going to bomb that certain place or that certain area." Yeah right! No government can bomb another government's land without giving previous notice to that government and that government's people that an army is coming. People DECIDED not to listen to their government, just like people decided to continue playing in the sand when the government of Indonesia told the people 20X that a Tsunami was coming!
communitysharer1 1 year ago
@communitysharer1 If Middle Eastern people want to discontinue being judged for something that THEY, THEMSELVES, didn't do, they should come forward with the bad guys who took away people's rights to be informed that bad guys were coming! It's one thing if people in the World Trade Centers knew that some bad guys were coming, because then you could ask, "Well, why didn't they leave," BUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW! That's the difference. Middle Eastern people knew. American people didn't know.
communitysharer1 1 year ago
this guys funny
marchell18 1 year ago
I am a Muslimah. He makes valid points about Dubai. But it's not just Dubai. It's the modernization of Muslim nations.
I'm all for confronting hypocrisy but be clear, honest, and respectful about it. It is in extremely poor taste to embarass our fellow Muslims in "mixed company." He seems like he's an American Muslim trying too hard to fit in with his society.
ayah1984 1 year ago
@ayah1984 i bet he isnt muslim ayah not all arabs muslims.. many are jahil
DaFistxProductions 1 year ago
@ayah1984 I wouldn't worry about it too much. Your prophet Muhammed himself admired people laughing and he himself laughed a lot, according to Ayesha. The difference between "bad" and "good" humour for Muhammed was when it became irresponsible or harmful. I don't think Ahmed Ahmed is trying to actively harm (other) Muslims.
Elphir 1 year ago 35
this video is so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
nada1982ful 1 year ago
lol
BobbytheCanadiankid 1 year ago
You are a shame to your religion and where you are originally from.
darkman1524 1 year ago
i love the beatboxing
stuff8913 1 year ago
we dont eat pork !! and god made us not to eat pork and there's a reason for that!! pork comes from pigs'!! and pigs eat their own poop!! and when we eat pork.. its just like eating poop on pork!! and who would want that ..except other types of religions??
!! so god doesnt want us to eat dirty and disgusting things!! so thats why he prevented us from it!
bigkurbaj111 1 year ago
the ppl who commented shit are fucking dumb... ur not suppose to take it seriously u fucking dickheads!! theyre jokes!! fuck y'all .. dumb pakistanis and fucking stupid indians!
bigkurbaj111 1 year ago
That is what is good about Dubai (and also Turkey) that conservative families can live in a conservative environment .. and yet people can Party (outside of public scene). I would like to Party when I'm single but at the same time not bother/corrupt the young generation which does not need all the BS that they need not to see
zainethanakhtar 1 year ago
He's name is Ahmed,he's Muslim(doubt it) and he talks shit!
born2hustle1 1 year ago
see the whole video , and i promise you that you wont hate him ,
AnmarDawg2004 1 year ago
Its true Im turkish. Im living with my english bf and I drink alcohol, go night club and dont cover my head etc but I DONT EAT PORK lol. I dunno why, he is right
aslizz 1 year ago
I met him a few weeks ago after a comedy show and he just shrugged me off. Funny comedian, horrible person.
SwordSeraph 1 year ago
seriously we do not eat PORK for some reason
Arsenal3609 1 year ago
Its true that many muslims are hypocrits. Every religion has hypocrits. Still doesnt give him a reason to make fun of Islam. May he burn in hell
kill5witchengage3 1 year ago
@kill5witchengage3 he is'nt making fun of islam, he's making fun of a certain type of muslim person.
bachaka61 1 year ago 70
@bachaka61
so? dont really care muslims are just hypocrites. the end
ninalesca 1 year ago
ahmed ahmed rules!!awesome comedian..
Acent2 1 year ago
DOnt say u hate dubai u no nothoon but it its a very great country....if u dont like dubai plz dont say dumb crap bout it okay :)
marebaljabali 1 year ago
this guy is an idiot with no real comedy materials. that is the bottom line.
TheEngageifications 1 year ago
honestly guys i am not talking as a Muslim,but i will talk as person he couldn't make
a good jock .....really silly .
xkxf 1 year ago
ugh.... actually, i hate this guy. he's so silly. I wish people who don't know anything about Islam and think they can say crap just because they come from a muslim family would stfu.
mystimoon1234 1 year ago
ugh.... actually, i hate this guy. he's so silly. I wish people who don't know anything about Islam and think they can say crap just because they come from a muslim family would stfu.
mystimoon1234 1 year ago
@ncturk2006 laugh at your religion and mock your Jesus as many as you want , religion is no laugh matter , what is it , everything is fuckin' joke ?
Hitman47s 1 year ago
Fuck You all
Ahmed Ahmed is just telling the truth and as we are HONEST MUSLIMS!!! we always deny it and pretend that we don't do that and that
Actually it worth to make fun of it
MrJoseph1966 1 year ago
the voice over about the evening prayer is disrespectful. he could leave those particular wordings out and still be funny. I am not muslim but I still feel offended by that line.
nothing hypocritical about having a beer and standing up for respect of God.
2huntnfish 1 year ago
you the most " hypocrite " Muslim i've ever seen , you making fun of your own religion so that your American MASTERS could use some laugh ,
hypocrite