DOOM

[cuppajoesugar]

4:48 takes the cake

[MAXinsanity00]

THE BEST THING EVER IN HISTORY

[Izayoiaki24]

Well, I guess that's it. Everyone else give up, this is the best comic ever.

[soggycloth]

"Whuzzat? Whuzzat? I like what I see! An important-looking door!"

Masterful writing

[imtheonlysane1here]

Duke Nukem has nothing on Doomguy.

[Lineofdeath2]

Even better than Watchmen and Sandman.

[NinjaSlasher]

Killing Floor in a nutshell.

[Dj0rel]

No rocket launcher?

[survivor127]

Who else came here from TVTropes?

[binarynightmare]

@survivor127

Me too, bro.

[beserkerpatroit1337]

@survivor127 me as well

[HappinessDemon]

@survivor127 And me.

[GazzyW007]

DON'T HAVE A GUN

GOTTA BREAK THE CHAOS EMERALDS

[shinobody]

This comic is even more EPIC in this version.

[Cla0016]

RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN CHOO CHOO CHOO CHOO

[noctiferbirmingham]

RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR

[imhafdhom]

huh whuzzat? important looking door I like what i see! unf! unf! .. XD

[PwnageofNoobs]

HACKERS ON BESERKER PACKS

[willamation]

you are a saint for uploading this

[SuperEmoBros]

Now I feel like playing Brutal Doom

[Greenlexluther]

the rip and tear was very lackluster.

[DarthRandall]

You are huge! That means you have huge guts!

[razer3230]

CHOO CHOO CHA BOOGIE!!!!

[inferno232]

I just realized, this guy sounds like Tobuscus on steroids, playing an FPS.

[gufu1992]

Well played.

[Papster1000]

Sound effects make it even more awesome.

[TediI47]

literature in it's purest form

RIP AND TEAR

[PwndByaN00bTehShow]

Duke Nukem dyed his hair and went to Mars.

[BonBon3589]

WHY CAN'T WE PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT?! OH THE HUMANITY!

[thenightmarebeforeha]

This is the greatest dialog in any comic EVER.

[r3ini]

This whole comic expresses the things I say while playing doom.

[Invidente7]

as awesome this video is, my youtube account thinks that because I like this video I also like Sonichu videos, X_X and honestly I don't want to know anything more about that thing and/or the sorry attempt of a human being that created it

...

but yeah, this video is uttterly awesome

[blader09111]

RIP AND TEAR

[SquashandEggs]

wow.

[wavAIDS]

Hit 5 to WHY

[leotheloser]

sooooooooooooo fuckin retarded

whos gots any more of this :))

[ThrilloVanHouten]

...what did I just witness? This is amazing!

[MrBillyballsack]

troy is a fat little douche

[BackgroundBailey]

This video is actually endorsed, postively, by ED; congrats, because that's almost impossible.

[meteor4163]

0:32 is how I hit the like button

[Spiderzumbie]

Doom: Repercussions of Evil had a better plot than this.

[Sursion7]

You are HUGE! That means you have HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

[onotoley12345]

Shakespeare would be so jealous.

[PolyesterMoustache]

The shotgun he gets from the zombies is the super shotgun, but when they picture him holding it after killing the zombies it's just the regular shotgun.

[PolyesterMoustache]

where can I get this?

[TORSTF]

SWEET CHRISTMAS! BIG-MOUTHED FLOATING THINGIES! IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING!

[r3ini]

...RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

[DoomScarf]

LOL.

[fuckcomments]

wow. This is some mentally deranging shit haha. Make me want to get a gun and go shoot down a bunch of things, what things? I dont know! AHHH????? DOOM!!!

[TheLordkorv]

this is one of the funniest comics i have ever read! some of best lines to!! i mean god damn! but why the fuck was this not used as a script in that shity movie??!! i mean this gift from the gods came 9 fucking years before that waste of time! who thought thay could do better then this?! i do not know about you but peter chimaera is much better than that movie. hell i would pay to see Repercussions of Evil!!(lets make christopher walken the father)

[90sHeroMAXD]

Wuzzat, Wuzzat?

[Invidente7]

If only the movie was like this...the critics would whine about being nothing but action...but who card about them anyway!

[TrenzorZ]

@Invidente7

Why would they consider about the story i mean if they played the games They would not need much of a story because at the beginning most particular the ones before DOOM 3 would just drop you into the action all the way until you finished the chapter which revealed some it's story.

[TheLordkorv]

@Invidente7 the action in that movie sucked. doom is suppose to be like brain dead alive or bad taste and the dialog was so god damn booooring! even the texst on the box art of doom was worth pure win. the movie had the wrong idea entiarly.

[galiant609]

DYNAMITE!!

[CompyRex]

DANCE! DANCE, BONEDADDY!

[Mugenwind123]

did anyone else notice doomguy did not RIP AND TEAR the cyberdemon to bits?

[symonglorian]

Why is speaking when he is all alone?

[The111DooD]

RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!

[sc4v3ng3rSST]

OMG i want this

[bloodrunsclear]

Apparently he took a stimpack before the game started? O_o

[LieutenantLousyshot]

RIP AND MOTHERFUCKIN' TEAR = Doom 2: The Movie

[TheDallas3]

RIP AND TEAR.

DOOM IS WINRAR.

[Enysvar]

lmao so funny when he gets all environmental xD

[Foss34]

Pretty cool, I now know the origins of this game. :D

[bummercucumber]

Win.

[Guitarmancer]

Every single line uttered in this is 100% complete and utter awesome uber solid-gold bad ass.

[Joroshira]

Sad how this old-ass comic kick's chris chan's comic in bith visuals and story telling.

RIGHTOUSNESS- AND SUPERIOR FIREPOWER HAS TRIUMPHED

[ninjachipzanuff]

this is singlehandedly the greatest spectacle i have ever beheld in my entire life.

[JackTR21]

He shot the cyberdemon in the dick

[Peteman12]

Well, they're on Deimos, an uninhabitable rock orbiting Mars less than 30 kilometers wide, so I don't exactly weep for the airless moon's environment.

[ksym]

This is actually a lot more entertaining than the official Doom movie :D

[PressHereToSeeMyTits]

Just brilliant.

[UnaGoblin]

This is simply the best thing on the web, period..

[TheMasterSpark]

You should try listening to this with an increased/higher pitch. It's great! :D

[SlickGamingVideos]

epic.

[docrandle]

I feel he was a little too restrained.

[champayne17]

4:44 Environment education fail.

[z356]

Oh my Gos, that was SOOOO satisfying.

[cthulhupuppet]

This has got to be the best audiobook you've done. Good Job!

[vivitheg]

yep, and i didn't do the audio, the art or the music!

AHAUWHAFKLJDSKLFJLSDFDS

[LXQUICKJUSTICE]

lol

[Witchkid42]

Rule #16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

This is one of the best examples of said rule I have ever seen. FUCKIN LOL.

[slitor]

AH§ THat comic was classic!

[kageoftheshadow]

FREAKIN AWESOME

[TroutAmbush]

RIP AND TEAR!!!!!!!!

[Maverick2736]

I think so too, witch is exactly why I think Campbell would be the ultimate voice actor for this comic. A lot of those quotes remind me a lot of Ash, only with a heavy dose of POWERTHIRST for extra epic.

RIP AND TEAR!

[Maverick2736]

One of my goals in life is to make Bruce Campbell voice act this comic for great justice.

[TrenzorZ]

It's A strange coincedence but I think the Doom Guy in this comic is sort of influenced by Bruce Campbell

[jemthefashionquail]

the game itself was influenced by evil dead.when u play online and u kill someone with the shotgun it says so and so ate so and so's boomstick

[couchfort]

Its amazing what kind of stories two people tripping on PCP can write.

[maxialonso09]

paaa,

ahi subii un video de la zanella mia con el 90,

como habia prometido la otra veez,

miralo,

i dejaaa comentarios =D

gracias viejo

[MuffinOfFun]

I just want to know how the hell he made this without laughing.

[Ileko1]

i think hes serious

[UnaGoblin]

This kicks serious ass!

[tachikoma22]

It's soooo bad...but i can't stop watching....

[dracos5872]

BEST.

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

balls-O-steel that one

[pitchwhiteawi]

Whuzzat? Whuzzat?

[GoKIllYourselfForME]

"Who's the man? I'm the man! I'm a bad man! How bad? Real bad! I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!" Where's the Duke? That should be his quote :D

[elpalaa]

@GoKIllYourselfForME duke sucks donkey cock, deal with it

[UnaGoblin]

@GoKIllYourselfForME Doomguy kicks Dukes ass anyday! ANYDAY! :)

[fman40000]

Well atleast it's better than sonichu though that dosen't really say much does it?

[gonepishing]

its so bad!

yet so funny

[RocMegamanX]

2:50-Reminds me of Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead.

This comic makes me imagine how a Contra comic would be like.

[BathrobeAssassin]

Oh my god. Funniest thing I've seen all week.

[JorealConners]

In my head, I have put Chris-Chan's head on the Doom Marine and made the monsters Jerkops and Mana-Jerks.

OH, THE AUTISM!

[Hejji]

Even his floating hearts are manly. Holy shit.

[SonicPsycho]

"YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!"

That's going to be my Senior quote in the yearbook.

[hillboro]

DYNAMITE!!

[Psychonemesis]

If I didn't see the comic for myself I wouldn't believe it was real. Who writes like this? I would have thought Duke would sound like this, not Doomguy. And what the hell was the plug about environmentalism in the middle all about? I sure wouldn't be worried about the environment while wandering around in hell, knee deep in the dead. This is truly epic, thank you!

[BeefPepsi]

...in the 90's, no one can hear you scream.

[lnBloom]

Best comic EVER. Favorited.

DYNAMITE!

[SonicPsycho]

Wow, I've always wondered what the Doomguy would say if he could talk.

[cesarww]

awesome sound effects are the best

[Gamewinners42]

YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR, RIP & TEAR!!!!! xD

[Gamewinners42]

SWEET CHRISTMAS!!!!

[madvideogamer]

BIG MOUTHED FLOATING THINGIES!!!

[singinglawnchair]

guns

[LegendaryPlaystation]

big fucking guns

[1amsm1th]

fucking vista wont run doom. almost makes me wanna take my laptop back

[ChristophoclesX]

You could get a copy for an emulator, maybe SNES or PSX.

[IconOfSin24148]

You could you know, like, get a source port like:

ZDoom

Doomsday

sigh

[SirTooky]

I downloaded the game after watching this. Good times.

[Troggyhordesman]

Best comic ever.

[NinjaSlasher]

DYNAMITE!

[GUInterface]

I love how the Doomguy starts getting more and more insane and incoherent as the comic goes on.

[MasterWyverne]

GUNS

GUUUUUNS

[Hangmen13]

You are now playing the videogame adaptation of the comic book in your head.

[zarghroth]

all i can say:

what the fuck, seriously, what the fuck

[toxicroak22]

Gut tering out guy + Big gun = a god damn good comic!(=P

[cambaprecoz]

You're telling me two assholes came up with this comic? WYF they needed 2 guys to make a shit awesome comic?

Yeah makes sense.

[ThaTrail]

Greatest story ever told....

A 12.0 on a 10.0 scale of badness!

[AlbertMondback]

Hahahahahaha!

[toluco73]

Lulz.

Nothing like teh game.

[InvisibleRobotFish42]

SWEET CHRISTMAS!

[ZOMGBananas]

manly tears ;_;

[IdNemesis]

I am extremely impressed by the editing. All the sound effects and BGM were flawlessly done. I'd like to say I can do a better VO job of it (deeper, more gravel) but Knuckles seems to fit really well.

I've loved this comic for a long time now, good to see it put into a form to reach even more people. Reading the comic always puts a smile on my face, this does the same.

[Akhiloth]

RIP AND TEAR UR GUTS

[Nightboomfer]

Something this insane HAD to be fueled by cocaine, right?

[lordjay82]

That was the funniest thing ever

[Davisrullzs]

awesome

[MLKilly]

Nice fucking job man. You makes comics really awesome. :] I never got to read this one and it's great all i hafta do is git redz ta. Woot.

[rahgnaraken]

Gotta love his little environmental speech.

[bleunt]

Now I'm radio active, that can't be good. HAHA!

[machriderx]

I found the original thread on Doomworld Forums where this came from.

Here are the credits for the mp3 copypasta'd from there.

Credits:

Doom Marine - Knuckles

Mixing - Dr_Ian (me)

BGM - Esselfortium aka superloud4 on this forum (hi)

---

Google "The Doom Comic - A Dramatic Rendition" and click the second link to see the original thread itself.

[colonelmcdoogle]

lol wut

[Gregunit]

Doomguy sounds like a South Park character.

[warpspeed651]

PROTIP: To defeat the cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.

[NutNapalm]

Oh you ass I was gonna do this, soundtrack and everything.

[Nightboomfer]

No, John, you ARE THE DEMONS!

[rahgnaraken]

And then John was a demon.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

No, a zombie!

[rahgnaraken]

NO U A ZOMBIE!

[clank98]

Ah, a classic dramatic reading. It never fails to make me laugh, especially the little pro-environment bit.

[LordHardkore]

I wonder how many times he said "gun" in that comic.

[machriderx]

This comic basically sums up everything that Doom is about. Killing shit, kicking ass and taking names and doing so in the most bad ass way possible.

If only Doom 3 tried to be like that, I might have actually enjoyed it. But instead they tried to make it all dark and make it "scary."

I hope Doom 4 actually tries to go back to how the old Doom games were. By that, I mean about kicking ass with fists, then guns, then biggers guns, with guitars wailing in the background as you kill everything.

[machriderx]

*bigger (typo)

But then again, I'm looking at what little info there is on the new Doom and from the looks of it, I don't think id Software will ever go back to making Doom like they used to. It's a shame really, because oldschool Doom and everything associated with it (the comics, the music, etc.) was the most bad ass ever.

[Gamewinners42]

bigger guns? Whazzat? Whazzat? ITS THE BIG GUN!... teh.....teh really.....uh...BIG GUN!

[KneadingHarbl]

Wow, this wasn't on youtube yet?

Amazing.

Now I can stop downloading it from that one doom website every time I want to listen to it.

[TakoKingEatsTakoyaki]

It was. I can't exactly remember who uploaded it but it was on youtube before this.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

Yeah turns out it's already on YouTube but this version is better

[BlueKewne]

a big gun.

[aiecis]

Anyone know where to get the soundtrack for this?  Doom had the best soundtrack

[FreedomGundamX10A]

Especially the song that starts at 7:04.

[kirbykrew]

OH SHIT YES!

[CameronGardien]

This is fuckin' hilarious... the mystery narrator sold it for me lmao!

[SpicerX]

Dreams really do come true

[Mrvort]

oh baby

[godlymoose]

One of my most favorite parts in the comic is when the marine inadvertently falls into some radioactive sludge and suddenly, in the middle of a massive killing spree, starts to preach about how humans are ruining the environment and how we'll be leaving a destroyed planet to our children and our children's children. The panel is such a random segment from the rest of the comic, which provides wholesome family fun(in the form of killing shit) and then goes on a tangential environmental crusade.