Robyn - Konichiwa Bitches

[blobslol]

badda-boom-booms

[BonaDun]

I love lucy

[randomchildable]

i swear thts twitters bird logo thingy ?? x lol just wondering

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

@randomchildable It's a robin... as in Robyn. :P

[Nonose9000]

watch this stoned...

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

I love this song, love her, and freakin looove this video lol!

[catfoodshit]

This is amazing.  So trippy.

[atsglo]

you all fergie copy her , in fergielicoius !!!!

[quarkessss]

sweet

[RL2MR2]

now i've seen everything

[makochan32]

wtf



[jusnaughty]

C

U

Next

Tuesday

[heart10198]

@jusnaughty HOW DID YOU WORK THAT OUT!? :D

[Eugenia123345]

YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME CUZ U KNOW U SO BUM DUM DI DI DUM DI DI DI DI DUM DUM!

[123321hannahbanana]

this scares me :'O

[LilyLoo2100]

she organizes her boobs?

[JoyousinJesus]

@LilyLoo2100 Yes. Yes, she does.

[CatRocker66]

@LilyLoo2100 Heck ya!! I mean, she's Robyn. Of course she does ^^

[AndyScreamAgony]

Not my favorite of hers. :|

[MarshmallowDreeaam]

this is a fucking wise song ♥

[ggcpres]

wtf is this?

[shoyo01]

Worst Robyn song ever



[LeafIsreal]

how the hell did i get here from skyrim.

[chockondick1]

@LeafIsreal Its not the worst part of youtube you could end up though now is it..

[kitten123t]

@LeafIsreal fus ro dah man, fus ro dah

[coolhamid1]

I see this every tuesday, 'cause I'm a punk

[GreatestMagicianEver]

robyn you are the bitch and you know it. a fucking ugly untalanted annoying bitch that i love to swear so much. fuck you stupid swedish blonde condom, you are almost everything i always hated in all my lives put all together hahaha i feel so sorry for you pathetic blonde clown.

PS. i know that her retarded fans are going to dislike this as usual but just so that you know, it actually makes me feel better because now i know that you dislike it because you dislike the painful truth hahaha.

[EllyLAROUX]

@GreatestMagicianEver Hey,I think you don't have why to be so mean,respect a little to the other people and their likes,and if you don't like Robyn,then why do you search her videos? It doesn't makes too much sense,I'm telling you this in the most polite way I can Take care :)

Saraí

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@EllyLAROUX i just hate robyn and i like to insult her that is all... i know it's kinda immature i just do it mostly as a joke that's all... and i usually won't tell ppl not to listen to her, unless i make up a joke or anything, i respect the fact that ppl can have bad taste :) plus i like to play the attention whore a little so i like this hehehe.... anyway you are really cute for writing this comment to me thank you very much. so i am gonna say it seriously this time... want to be my friend ?

[EllyLAROUX]

@GreatestMagicianEver Yeah sure :)

[heart10198]

@GreatestMagicianEver Bad Taste?

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@heart10198 oui

[Naty6559]

I really don't understand why people search for clips from singers they don't like and they COMENT it, I mean go listen to something you like and stop annoying Robyn's fans

This video is awesome!

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@Naty6559 since you somehow ask so politely i will tell you and be very honest with you. i am doing this only for the fun of it, it is hillarious to see ppl bitch me like that for no reason, i mean come on it is my right to dislike her and she sucks so much she deserves everything i say. plus insulting robyn feels just too good and right, if i don't do it daily i don't feel very well hahaha. anyway i don't annoy her fans, they insult me all the time and i take everything as a joke.

[moejuggs]

C U Next Tuesday punks

[GreatestMagicianEver]

robytch sucks. sucks sucks sucks !

[EllyLAROUX]

@GreatestMagicianEver You're the only one who suck,bitch,take it .l.

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@EllyLAROUX i love you too baby, plz be my girlfriend hahaha

[EllyLAROUX]

@GreatestMagicianEver You mean me? :S

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@EllyLAROUX of course :)

[EllyLAROUX]

@GreatestMagicianEver Aww,thank you :) but see my pic 1st,I sent it to you in a message,send me yours

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@EllyLAROUX i don't have a pic yet, i am not getting one because i am too ugly lol :P but why should i look at your picture first though lolz.

[GreatestMagicianEver]

robyn like i said, you are the bitch and you know it. Die, bitch.

[shikinoutaluv]

@GreatestMagicianEver my niggah yur a fuckin idiot, do you wake up watching robyn videos? like how lame could you be?. if you dont like robyn, stop watchin her videos you hatful ass cunt....i hate having to reply to stupid hatefilled people like you.

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@shikinoutaluv yeah man i mean like man wtf man you niggah man i mean come on man make some sense man i mean man wtf man you are the idiot i think man even though you are not a man man i would like to be polite to you man but yur comment was so stupid man that i had to make fun of it man so plz man forgive me about that man hehe man and thank you for yur nice words to me man you are so sweet man i mean really man that really made my made man hahaha robyn is such a bitch man hahaha

[dkslutty]

Oh the sarcasm roam in this video.. gotta love it..

[Outputable]

ROBIN WTF?! Why compromise your music? Thank you, America. Land of the free - my ass. Moral entrepreneurs for the world, please can someone tell me who is going to die just because you say shit, bitch or fuck. What's wrong with expressing yourself with words that's made for a reason? You don't have to use them, but "don't fucking tell me what to do"! Right, Robyn?

[shikinoutaluv]

wow, i hadno idea n had haters like that, thats just too funny..and dude cant use proper grammar? Oh Hell Nah..lml

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@shikinoutaluv if you were talking about me, you are retarded beyond belief.

[quentin015]

she said bitch wierd haha

[Alistar1213]

this song is awesome! :) robyn makes me smile :D

[RealTheShozen]

Haters please get your facts straight before talking. Stay in school kids and stay off drugs. You're dumb enough.

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@RealTheShozen i love you too

[GreatestMagicianEver]

robyn you bitch it just feels too good to keep insulting you like the bitch you are hahaha, so all i need to say is fuck off fuck off fuck off oh yeah !!! and like i said, you shouldn't be calling us bitches just because you are one. YOU are the bitch and you know it. Die, bitch.

[Snoogans6669689]

@GreatestMagicianEver Lol, wow. What's your magic trick? Turning into the biggest douche in the world? lol. Glad to know you'll use terrible grammar to insult someone who won't even see the video. lol. I just.... Can't stop... .Lol'ing. Silly buggers. You're dumb.

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@Snoogans6669689 my Magic trick (one of them anyway) is to love being hated, by complete idiots that is , because only idiots can't recognise and can't tell which is "critisism" and which is "trolling" . My grammar is great, your mind isn't. Thanks for trying to insult me and giving me pathetic lines, they really make me lol, plz hate me more. I can feel your hatred and it sure feels good. And By The Way if you want to look to someone that is REALLY dumb, find a mirror.

[Snoogans6669689]

@GreatestMagicianEver Yeah... Cause my laughing is really seething hatred for you. It burns within me and I can't stop it. You're all I think about. I might die without you. Oh. Wait. No, sorry. Wrong scene. Silly me, here without my lines. Trolling? I don't know about you, Good Sir, but if you have trolls, I'd call an exterminator. Or the Daleks. Daleks would be cheaper. You really read all this? Here I am, just wasting your time. *blows a kiss* You're welcome. <3

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@Snoogans6669689 nice one girlie, but plz try making some sense the next time k ? thank you. plz hate me more i really love it, and by the way your last video is funny as hell hahaha. plz reply to me again i love your comments.

[Snoogans6669689]

@GreatestMagicianEver It's supposed to make no sense, you silly-billy smeghead. I don't hate you! Why would I, Queen of the Fluffernutters, hate the King of Wargle-snarks? We're like, diplomatic friends, or something. We are least trade sugar cane for frogs legs, yes? I make too much biscuit gravy from your vast imports to let you go! Hard to find good biscuit gravy now a days...

[KashgroundTM]

this sounds like super milk lol

[igorsutak]

just found this in my cd collection, on her album from 2007 :) really good music, inventive pop with an edge

[986tornado]

i wish robyn was still big in canada .

[noobasaurusrex1]

I'd supersize em cause u got small tittaaays

[GreatestMagicianEver]

robyn, YOU are the bitch and you know it. baka usagi urusei.

[HHappedol]

@GreatestMagicianEver

Care to give us some arguments instead of trashing?

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@HHappedol no, you are just a bunch of fools listening to crap things and bad judging all the time, and also you are disliking my comments like mean bastards hahaha, well then, why should i care ? robyn is probably what you deserve after all...

[HHappedol]

@GreatestMagicianEver

It's funny cause I only listen to 1 of her songs. And I only downgrades ridiculous comments. There's a SMART way to express your opinion you know, you're just trolling an image. We don't see the person, we just see the image her company wants to create. It's like you're yelling against a wall. Get the fuck out and get a life

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@HHappedol idiot alert ! idiot alert ! plz don't talk to me again, what if your stupidity is infective ?

[HHappedol]

@GreatestMagicianEver attenionwhoring attentionwhoring attentionwhoring

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@HHappedol damn... you got me.

[IaEnstera]

Reminds me of the Wee Papa Girl Rappers of the late '80s. Love it!

[squeallymaniac]

shoot i went to the clean one on accident.

[Ang62198]

Is this another one of those videos if you were high you would understand it? Like Alice In Wonderland?

[mikeysgirl2006]

Hmm.

[raeraerocks7]

Ok what the hell literally that's all i got to say.

[FullofAwesomeness101]

So when I saw the title of this of course I had to click on it. Then when the video started I was like WTF. But I love it! It makes me so happy!!:D

[GreatestMagicianEver]

@FullofAwesomeness101 quit the drugs man.

[Saber934]

I LIKE THE ANIMATION

[gabriellataminato]

this music make me get high huahuahua

[bkflaca]

Konichiwa, bitchezz

[nocturnallyinsane]

I like watching this video. It's hilarious.

[Whiskers2468]

Konnichiwa has two n's....

[4everydda]

"im so very hot that when i rob your mansion, you aint callin the cops you call the firestation" <3

[riceromancer]

sims2 :D right?

[BonaDun]

do it, buffy

[audrieLOVESsnl]

am i the only one seeing the twitter birdy?!?!

[suzuka113]

this vid makes me feel lyk im high haha

[sabrinagrafton]

konichiwa bitches!

[JJLOVE612]

okay? what did i just see

[joho0]

She samples The Cure...How cool is that!

[happydelicious]

This is soooo creative!

[christinefarzan]

what the what?

[YermavakPT]

1:59 I bet there will be people that is going to know what I mean. /)

[ludorko]

really funny clip:D

[purple97244]

ya you know pick it up!!!!

[JAK0BISB0MB]

dude this was awesome.

[imisswinniethepooh]

very wierd shes, nice song though, shes not very famous i can tell though cuz she has almost no views att all

[3M3YY]

that was the most weirdest video i've ever seen.. but its cool

[whytower]

@3M3YY go watch Evil Boy by Die Antwoord.

This isn't all that weird really. :3

[gotyami]

@whytower i love die antwoord XD

[4seth]

@booyouharlot I just randomly happened upon this video, if that's true this song is too dope. She's clearly getting at wack rappers

[MODDProductions]

shes not hot at all

[Eumenorrhea]

@MODDProductions I'm sure she will try harder to look like all the other sluts in her next video just to please you you sad shallow cunt.

[TammiNoz]

really?! you have to *$!?@# (=fuck up) the song and hide the word >BITCHES< although you can clearly see it on the top?! tztztz - so lame ^.^

[happydelicious]

Man this song is so creative. With the colors and effects she's using they would sure look good in HD. I don't know why 480p is the max for this.

[tyieasia]

that was cute lol

[Spinelicker5]

I lOVE IT!!!! ha ha haaa, Robyn is that shit! That I am doin my thang shit! I Love it!!

[ItsMySpaceship]

Dat tweeting bird

[kibeth24]

@saruh123 Robyn was around way longer than Nicki Minaj..

[uhwaykin]

@kibeth24 She's still biting Uffie on this one.

[hollywood1199]

man i dont listen to shit like this but this girl got my ears on lock 4 some reason

[TheTechnoa]

this monkey is scarier than teletubbies.

[animekawii2]

damn this is weird original and BADDASS homegrl killed it :)

[davinj111]

Man this video looks awesome too bad im color blinde

[suruh123]

Robyn = Caucasian Nicki Minaj?

[tobiwood1977]

@suruh123 yah i kinda thought that too - shes hawt

[MsGiseleT]

@suruh123 you can't compare robyn to nicki minaj...thats like comparing cupcakes to a piece of dog crap. Plus robyns been around for over 10 yrs and she's way more talented that nicki. She doesn't get the recognition she derserves cause she doesn't have an ass and chest like nicki. Its sad cause she's really talented! eh in the end both ladies are talented just in their own styles.

[Orbzon]

@MsGiseleT Robyn sounds just like Nicki Minjaj and the way they flow is almost identical at least judging from this song. I seriously wonder if Nicki is copying Robyn's style or vice versa. Either way, shit's trippylicious!

[nocturnallyinsane]

@MsGiseleT lol she's been around since 1994. xD Robyn that is.

[scholion]

Konichiwa/Konnichiwa is a rather polite way of greeting someone in Japanese, similar to expressions like for instance "Good day" in English, "Bonjour" in French or "Guten Tag" in German.

Therefore, "Konichiwa bitches" is, in itself, more or less to be interpreted as an ironical expression. You will hardly make a good impression on a Japanese lady who knows English by greeting her in this fashion, just like "God dag, slyna" is a poor choice of pick up line when in Robyn's Sweden.

[Cinsamiliasy]

i love how she made the costumes herself.. winning!

[Chicken9126]

In love with this video!!

[nocturnallyinsane]

lol this video is great.

[28Zeppelin]

This woman sooooooooooo doesn't get the recognition she deserves!!

[28Zeppelin]

What's up with the goddamned adverts aat the beginning

[NeverSeenAsaskatoon]

Man, who owns VEVO, North Korean Communist Party or something ?!

What's up with all the censorship and shit?

[pablodaypig]

Hey this isn't Uffie, or Kesha o nobody's voice. It's Robyn! respect with the other artist, but u have to understand this way of singing is sort of a genre like electro-hop or somethin'...that's why they sound so similar but it's not the same thing. Plus this song is so old, how could have she copied kesha or Uffie? Robyn is unique, she ain't need to copy no one

[Mijmerdemijmer]

This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool ..

[lapirularoja]

This voice is Uffie's voice.Check it on youtube: Justice Ft Uffie the party

[cammiixx]

@lapirularoja no, it's robyn.

[BloodShed669]

@lapirularoja: Haha your funny Uffie has a shit voice and is never going to make anything amazing unlike Robyn's entire discography.

[MaxiJerk]

R/adical and understated!

O/pen to being herself.

B/ypasses any criticsm.

Y/ do you critisize.

N/ever under-estimate you opponent.

Robyn is Robyn, and R.O.B.Y.N. is what she does!

[xUbastardx]

Cool ass song. Crazy ass video.

[CClarkNearHigh]

I want to know where they got all of these awesome costumes...

[Nightbird87]

@CClarkNearHigh She said she and her friends made them!

[pablodaypig]

@CClarkNearHigh a friend of hers and she did all the costumes and it took them months to make them all

[VideoGamerOnline]

This is bad

[TysonKempTV]

@VideoGamerOnline It's supposed to be. She's making fun of the genre stereotypes.

[doodl3bugg13]

And the best part is she's SWEDISH!

[kykythetallguy]

at 2:34

Sing-along lyrics: "ring a ding ding"

Robyn: "Ring a ding dong".

anyone catch that?

[alternaterocker]

i would just like to point out to all haters that robyn MADE KONICHIWA RECORDS because her original recording company wanted to turn her into a britney spears clones, and robyn wanted her own voice and songs

[helloimrobin]

I like how this video isn't weird at all.

[fuckyertube]

@helloimrobin it's pretty unoriginal.

[Fruity]

the little bird's escaped from twitter to show us the lyrics!

[booyouharlot]

Most of the people offering criticism here dont seam to know the origins of this song. This song is just a big fuck you to her previous label didnt like the single she had worked on to record. She formed her own label konichiwa. The awkward rapping and stupid puns are references to the music her labelmates at Jive made

[Tiza123m]

@booyouharlot I didn`t know what it was about, but it`s realy good regardless! Reminds me of Peaches a little bit.

[shefellout]

@Tiza123m i agree ! even in her song criminal intent i got the peaches vibe. but both good musicians!!!

[YumaMediumwood]

This must have cost the director a lot of money and took Robyn days! Very great work.

[oteptea]

creative

[n3rd56]

at first I thought this song was weird. Now i love it^^

[fefebabes2]

So I listened to this a few months ago and didnt really like it but after a second listen I asked what were ya thinking. This song is fresh!

[desireeke5]

gotta admit, she looks awesomely cute in that bee-outfit ;d

[MindyHackler]

Best. Song. Ever.

[JustSayTony]

That's all punks! xD

[fortoo22]

1,812 like this shit !!!! lol

[Nightbird87]

Still the best music video ever

[ThePercyMeza]

The monkey reminds me of Flat Eric by Mr. Oizo...

[ThePercyMeza]

I like this video because this is not the kind of cliché videos from other artists... So funny...

[ThePercyMeza]

Sound and imagery ping pong is so funny 2:16

[DefieOPartyBoy]

Thats for you, all shitty girl singers!

[Murderdoll13]

Konichiwa is a Japanese word...but she's talking about China...

[LuvFergieFerg]

what is the other tune (background) i know it from another song.. And i love that, i wanna know the song!

[lcbaudar]

@LuvFergieFerg It reminds me of Quad City Dj's - C'Mon 'N Ride It (The Train). Not sure if that's the one you're thinking of.

[NikaSixtyten]

She reminds me of the 90's - I've loved her since then )))

[LuvFergieFerg]

she is sooo fucking funny XD<3 her

[Zoeatthedisco]

Isn't a pediatrician a doctor who looks after kids, hammering toes like a podiatrist then? :S