If I had to rank the funniest things I have ever seen, this would fill the top spot hands down. The acting, the passion, the writing; it was all there. The appropriate talent agencies have been informed. You should be expecting their phonecall shortly. Truly this was the work of a briliant comedic mind. Bravo, sir.
dude, when you hold your breath you make it sound all funny. And when you group 17 sentences together with one breath I can't figure out what your saying. Crazy.
You can't laugh while you're doing a skit just because you think it's funny. The trick is you have to act smug and fake naivete. You need the slimey lawyer persona going too. If you're going to do Hartman, do it a little better than that.
You could power a small city with the turbine-like rate at which the very funny, very talented, Phil Hartman is now spinning in his grave. Hideous. Comedy rule #1 aka "the Fallon" : laughing at your own joke makes the original joke extremely unfunny.
Well, let me see now. I am a Confederate decendent, I have a flag in my home, there are flags on my family's graves. I have a BS in Geology, I'm a church going Roman Catholic, I have two great kids who are decent, moral people (as am I), so does that also make ME and my FAMILY "Pieces of shit Rednecks?"
They also used the American Flag. Should we attach false history to that and wipe it out also? No Confederate Flag flew on ANY slave ship. The Confederacy did not invent slavery, and by no means was the only entity which practiced it. In 1860 there were 6 free-black slaveowners in Louisiana the largest of which owned 152. What should be do with this inconvenient history? The Black Panthers use berets. Should be attach false history to the beret and wipe it out of existance?
I agree with animegamerlord. Merely because some people attach certain racist connotations with the Confederate flag, does not mean it is the universal insignia for white supremacy, or any such nonsense.
Way to research your project. I've watched one clip of 'Caveman Lawyer', and I promise you that I could do 4,000,000 times better than you did... No, I'm sorry, "300,000,000 times better."
Your timing, delivery, all of it is off.
The ending clip, with you and all your buddies sitting around, drinking beer, just makes it all the more pathetic, considering how awesome you all probably thought it was.
dump shit!
enzojones1 2 months ago
you suck
20jandrews 4 months ago
The beautiful Confederate Battle Flag. I have one like it on my wall.
TheJackiemickie 7 months ago
Drunk????
spotwheels 1 year ago
sounds like there making fun of the OJ simpson trial.
117gotmilk 1 year ago
kill yourself
kullprit 2 years ago
you masturbate to that life size cut-out of angelina jolie dont you?
MrFreeman420 2 years ago
I know i do
scarfdaddy 2 years ago
wtf a confederate flag?
Joschmo939 3 years ago
@Joschmo939 I'm like you a confederate flag? Southerners
TheMidcoast1 1 year ago
If I had to rank the funniest things I have ever seen, this would fill the top spot hands down. The acting, the passion, the writing; it was all there. The appropriate talent agencies have been informed. You should be expecting their phonecall shortly. Truly this was the work of a briliant comedic mind. Bravo, sir.
cityhawk80 3 years ago 2
dude, when you hold your breath you make it sound all funny. And when you group 17 sentences together with one breath I can't figure out what your saying. Crazy.
lmurray3 3 years ago
You can't laugh while you're doing a skit just because you think it's funny. The trick is you have to act smug and fake naivete. You need the slimey lawyer persona going too. If you're going to do Hartman, do it a little better than that.
knab69 3 years ago
Let the man rest in peace. This is the worst.
etks1957 3 years ago 2
I do know one thing...you suck.
You ruined a fantastic character created by the late great and divinely talented Phil Hartman, this sucked!
Hoochie2122 3 years ago 4
Are your really that retarded? Worst Caveman lawyer I have ever seen.
deanhamilton 3 years ago 5
I was looking for the SNL Caveman lawyer skit..
highlevelnoob 3 years ago 4
Honestly? I'm not a law student yet, but I got to say that you weren't all that credible. You needed to pace yourself more or something!
QuoVadisNation 3 years ago
You could power a small city with the turbine-like rate at which the very funny, very talented, Phil Hartman is now spinning in his grave. Hideous. Comedy rule #1 aka "the Fallon" : laughing at your own joke makes the original joke extremely unfunny.
SeoulBreaux 4 years ago 9
Phil Hartman is spinning in his grave from this horrible display.
antirrhesis 4 years ago 9
I want my 00:41 back!
eisenkreuzmusik 3 years ago 4
Craptacular.
thecyberpunk 4 years ago 2
dumb redneck. dumb video. get a life.
sirspicoli 5 years ago 2
I don't really get the video either, but why is he a "Redneck?"
animegamerlord 4 years ago
the confederate flag in the background is a good start
sirspicoli 4 years ago 2
Well, let me see now. I am a Confederate decendent, I have a flag in my home, there are flags on my family's graves. I have a BS in Geology, I'm a church going Roman Catholic, I have two great kids who are decent, moral people (as am I), so does that also make ME and my FAMILY "Pieces of shit Rednecks?"
animegamerlord 4 years ago
Dude... do you not REALIZE that people used the confederate flag in the African American rights movement as white pride and anti-black rights?
ManhunterFromMars 4 years ago
They also used the American Flag. Should we attach false history to that and wipe it out also? No Confederate Flag flew on ANY slave ship. The Confederacy did not invent slavery, and by no means was the only entity which practiced it. In 1860 there were 6 free-black slaveowners in Louisiana the largest of which owned 152. What should be do with this inconvenient history? The Black Panthers use berets. Should be attach false history to the beret and wipe it out of existance?
animegamerlord 4 years ago
I agree with animegamerlord. Merely because some people attach certain racist connotations with the Confederate flag, does not mean it is the universal insignia for white supremacy, or any such nonsense.
Zejoph 4 years ago
G E T O V E R I T ! ! !
SNAPMANDU 3 years ago
Well done. Got a laugh out of me.
laceyslawncare 5 years ago
Wow.
Way to research your project. I've watched one clip of 'Caveman Lawyer', and I promise you that I could do 4,000,000 times better than you did... No, I'm sorry, "300,000,000 times better."
Your timing, delivery, all of it is off.
The ending clip, with you and all your buddies sitting around, drinking beer, just makes it all the more pathetic, considering how awesome you all probably thought it was.
Reggie20x6 5 years ago 4
WhiteWash is just a caveman, he doesn't understand your fancy city talk.
laceyslawncare 5 years ago
My god, what a piece of shit.
samadriel 5 years ago 2
Why is he a "piece of shit?"
animegamerlord 4 years ago
i do know one thing... that phil hartman is turning over in his grave right now. that was just terrible and not funny at all.
JohnA83 5 years ago 2
i know. btw, where is that clip on youtube anyway seeing how geico ripped him off.
MOBROOKS 5 years ago
what a fucking fag
Dudemag 5 years ago 2
I am fueled creatively by my hatred of this crap...
wejax12 5 years ago 2
This is by far the worst fucking thing I've ever fucking seen in my goddamn life.
JazzSheep 5 years ago 2
Stupid redneck
luiz242 5 years ago 2