"co-incidentally my neighbor is actually a 4 foot long alligator that lounges around on up-side down boats,and sunbathes till days end. His laziness and lack of motivation lead me to believe that he must be collecting social security or something...." so many people mis-associate the agressive personalities of Angry and aggressive Crocodiles with verses lazy alligators "
Love the eating on the bank part. The gator has the look of "Hey there, yeah you, asshole with the camcorder...Would it be too much to ask if I can have SOME peace while eating lunch? I don't follow you to Burger King with a camcorder to watch you eat!"
@CoChatt You would not believe the idiots that do. In doing so they create a human-habituated gator, one that's lost it's fear of humans. From the day it happens it is a danger because all it knows is human = food. When it gets big enough & hungry enough it will attack a human, and children make easy targets. Then it will have to be trapped & killed, all because some idiot thought it would be "cool" to feed a gator.
Molesting gators? Really?? it is true that in florida bestiality and necrophilia are both technically legal.... I'm starting to wonder if I want to call myself a Florida redneck anymore, search more of Sanfor (My hometown) and you will see that it's full of waterheaded retards!!
@MrJUACATA Nah, It would eat him shit him for the stupid turd he is. Feeding gators is against the law because they then become human-habituated, meaning the lose their instinctive fear of humans, meaning they come to associate humans with food. Their tiny brains don't know there's a difference. Humans = food. If it's hungry & a human has no food, they become food. what's sad is it's innocent people that usually gets attack, not the perp.
"co-incidentally my neighbor is actually a 4 foot long alligator that lounges around on up-side down boats,and sunbathes till days end. His laziness and lack of motivation lead me to believe that he must be collecting social security or something...." so many people mis-associate the agressive personalities of Angry and aggressive Crocodiles with verses lazy alligators "
brasspineappleprod 2 days ago
LL, Looks like the patio of the very townhouse I lived in years ago over there. Miss the gators...
JeepBoiFL 1 month ago
Man they swim FAST.. I can't wait to see for myself (from a safe distance of course..:))
TheTropicrazed 3 months ago
Love the eating on the bank part. The gator has the look of "Hey there, yeah you, asshole with the camcorder...Would it be too much to ask if I can have SOME peace while eating lunch? I don't follow you to Burger King with a camcorder to watch you eat!"
TheSirisaac52672 4 months ago
@BurninRubba305 yum.
x0ticShwty 6 months ago
lol love the sign beautiful :D
horsesrules1001 9 months ago
*Shouts from across the lawn* "HEY MOM! CAN WE KEEP HIM?"
scootercrunch11 10 months ago
I HATE ALLIGATORS ALONG WITH SPIDERS
MsCakelover1234 1 year ago
ya you damn rapists. don't molest the alligators!!
LindeleProductions 1 year ago
I just think it's so crazy that they actually have to post a sign telling people NOT to feed the alligators.
CoChatt 1 year ago
@CoChatt You would not believe the idiots that do. In doing so they create a human-habituated gator, one that's lost it's fear of humans. From the day it happens it is a danger because all it knows is human = food. When it gets big enough & hungry enough it will attack a human, and children make easy targets. Then it will have to be trapped & killed, all because some idiot thought it would be "cool" to feed a gator.
Inquisitor53 5 months ago
No wonder everyones packing firearms in the states. If i lived out there i would be totally tooled up.
cakesofdeath 1 year ago
waow no fence or something to keep them in?
lance1236451 1 year ago
In Spanish do NOT DISTURB means NO MOLESTAR.
Difficult to molest alligators, ha ha
patroller4u 1 year ago
awesome video !
patroller4u 1 year ago
LOL LETS MOLEST GATORS XD
nickrock6 1 year ago
Molesting gators? Really?? it is true that in florida bestiality and necrophilia are both technically legal.... I'm starting to wonder if I want to call myself a Florida redneck anymore, search more of Sanfor (My hometown) and you will see that it's full of waterheaded retards!!
BrokenTVink 1 year ago
i would feed him and keep it as my pet.
Omega3chimp 2 years ago
and then he would eat you and keep you as a souvenir...
MrJUACATA 2 years ago
@MrJUACATA Nah, It would eat him shit him for the stupid turd he is. Feeding gators is against the law because they then become human-habituated, meaning the lose their instinctive fear of humans, meaning they come to associate humans with food. Their tiny brains don't know there's a difference. Humans = food. If it's hungry & a human has no food, they become food. what's sad is it's innocent people that usually gets attack, not the perp.
Inquisitor53 1 year ago
@Omega3chimp he'll bite the hand that feeds him :(
clustro 1 year ago
No feet paddling there I guess O_O
royalsteven 2 years ago
lol dont molest the alligators
cokeaddict665 2 years ago 10
Dang, what I'd give to have your house dude, what I'd give...
lukenpaul 2 years ago
i would shooot them
ministroker215 2 years ago
@ministroker215 Sure you would.
Inquisitor53 1 year ago
@Inquisitor53 don't speak, that was posted a yr ago..get over it.
ministroker215 1 year ago
@Inquisitor53 Sure, just like I got over your mother.
Inquisitor53 5 months ago
"molest" the alligators..thats a must see!
eaglewheels1995 3 years ago
i love the do not molest lol we have 3+ gators in our backyard and theyre huge!!
monkey41591 3 years ago 2
Is this in Cypress Springs Subdivision in Orlando?
TeddyMaxfighter 3 years ago
Is this in Lakeland?
mariflame 3 years ago